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    Let's play fun new interactive game Facade.


    You've been invited to the home of Tripp and Grace, your old friends.
    It has been a long time since you've been together.
    You'll arrive at that party and enjoy their company, or your name isn't...
    Your name isn't...

    What's your name again?

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    Re: Let's play fun new interactive game Facade.

    Mada

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    Re: Let's play fun new interactive game Facade.

    >Mark

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    Re: Let's play fun new interactive game Facade.

    > Mike

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    Re: Let's play fun new interactive game Facade.

    > Kha
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    Re: Let's play fun new interactive game Facade.

    Quote Originally Posted by Hob View Post
    Mada
    Quote Originally Posted by BestTeaMaker View Post
    >Mark
    The closest name available to either of these is:

    You find yourself in a hallway.
    How and when you got here is irrelevant.
    A door lies ahead of you.

    It sounds like Grace and Tripp are arguing.

    Trip wants to know how it's going.

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    Re: Let's play fun new interactive game Facade.

    > "That's none of your business."

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    Re: Let's play fun new interactive game Facade.

    Just flip him the bird.
    You know
    The bird.
    ((Sweet fotc reference!))

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    Re: Let's play fun new interactive game Facade.

    Say "melon".
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    Re: Let's play fun new interactive game Facade.

    Quote Originally Posted by Hob View Post
    Mada
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    > "That's none of your business."
    Trip stammered for a moment, his effeminate smile waning as he gazed at the floor.

    He ushers you in and runs to the kitchen.

    The walls are as thin as they are boring, and you can hear the two bickering once more.
    Grace goose steps into the living room with Tripp.
    She is a vision in blue, you usually aren't into pointy women, but she's got angles in all the right places.

    Oh god, think fast.

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    Re: Let's play fun new interactive game Facade.

    Hug them both.
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    Re: Let's play fun new interactive game Facade.

    Quote Originally Posted by SandvichParty View Post
    Hug them both.
    Grace makes a pleasant sing-songy "MMM" noise,

    You are in like flynn. Heh.
    Trip laughs when you hug him and dashes away to shut the front door.

    The phone is ringing now.

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    Re: Let's play fun new interactive game Facade.

    > Ask for some melon juice.
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    Re: Let's play fun new interactive game Facade.

    Quote Originally Posted by xeroticDeceiver View Post
    > Ask for some melon juice.
    The two stare is shock for a matter of minutes, and then begin to titter nervously.

    Tripp commends you on your ability to "put them on the spot" He adds that "Y-you're crazy, you know that?"
    An emotionally pregnant silence falls over the couple.
    Tripp aborts it by cheerily asking what you want to drink.

    Grace attempts to keep this sweet, sweet ambrosia from you by making hissing noises in Tripp's general vicinity. Her pre menstrual syndrome attempts to envelop the night in unnatural despair.

    She acts like a harpy, but she looks like an angel.
    Christ, this woman!

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    Re: Let's play fun new interactive game Facade.

    > Ask for Absinthe.
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    Re: Let's play fun new interactive game Facade.

    Quote Originally Posted by xeroticDeceiver View Post
    > Ask for Absinthe.
    Tripp insists on merlot.
    You ask for absinthe twice, and each time he insists on merlot.
    He pours Grace her usual, a "nice, cold glass of chardonnay."
    She refuses to acknowledge Tripp's needling, and elects to bemoan her decorating instead.
    She's babbling, mostly.

    Trip paws your drink into sight with his tiny, misshapen hand and you guzzle the stuff down.

    Those are some freaky little sculptures.

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    Re: Let's play fun new interactive game Facade.

    try to seduce her

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    > Ask why they have a rainbow dildo just sitting there in the open like they give no fucks.
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    Re: Let's play fun new interactive game Facade.

    Throw the pineapple around.
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    Re: Let's play fun new interactive game Facade.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mibbs View Post
    try to seduce her
    You search the shelf for something vaguely erotic.

    Perfect.

    Tripp starts stuttering. He has been flustered half the night, and you'll be damned if it stops you now.
    You remark on how lovely Grace looks tonight.

    Yes.
    Yes.
    You are making this happen, you are waking and freeing this stunted princess.

    Stupid words, stupid words by a stupid man.

    Tripp's fun "guess the word" game dissolves before you can answer, he whines to Grace that "This Italy trip was supposed to be our second honeymoon! It's romance! I just-"

    Grace is more venomous than an adder, and her vitriolic venom is an aphrodisiac to your brain-boner. She is taking trips heart and just utterly destroying it. She doesn't care about his love, she doesn't care about anything but art and thee freedom to express her animalistic lust.
    Grace is a monster.

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    Re: Let's play fun new interactive game Facade.

    god what a bitch. tell trip to leave you got busniness with this broad

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    Re: Let's play fun new interactive game Facade.

    "The picture makes me think of infidelity."
    OR
    "Boobs."
    All I do is win.

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    Re: Let's play fun new interactive game Facade.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mibbs View Post
    god what a bitch. tell trip to leave you got busniness with this broad
    You tell Tripp to leave you and Grace alone.
    He can't comprehend you, because he is feeble minded.

    He pathetically rambles on about trying to be the best husband/father for the wayward miss Grace. He treats this goddess as a pet, when he does not deserve to be his equal.

    If you weren't afraid of offending her, you'd stop his heart right now.


    As a contrarian, you shout "NO!" before even processing the request.
    A fortuitous answer, he has left you quite alone with Grace.

    She sighs into your mouth as you attempt to kiss her, and poses, pouting, in front of the window.

    It's a gorgeous view.
    The skyline ain't nothing to sneeze at either.

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    > Tell her Europe is a bad place, and Trip is a bad person for going there.
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    Re: Let's play fun new interactive game Facade.

    tell her all the bad things she wants to hear

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