http://sbarg.tumblr.com/
An ARG [alternate reality game] based off of Homestuck. Tips and Tricks For ARGs
1. View Source Code. Right click on a part of the page that isn't an image or text or whatever, just background. (Example: the gray space outside the box in ==> Begin.) Click on 'View page source'. (Ctrl + U for Google Chrome.)
What We've Found So Far
1. h͏e҉ ͢ca͜n̴ ̨ǹ■t ̸k̴n͞■w (source code of sbarg.tumblr.com)
2. hint="find a server player" (source code of sbarg.tumblr.com/begin)
3.
decoded from soundfile
Nyurb gu'ilg
Gorthytch svulk borbly'ahth
thaht fnlth gohluyngj'r
1-3-2; copied from Rose's dialogue in Seer: Descend.
4. Full save code: WITH LOSS COMES VICTORY
CURRENT OBJECTIVE: LINES OF A POEM.
The God of Time from your own game's fruit: 9 syllables, 9 words
From the Lotus he emerged, before his own creation: 14 syllables, 9 words
Once you were destined to win: 7 syllables, 6 words
But with victory comes destruction: 9 syllables, 5 words
With loss comes victory: 6 syllables, 4 words
Proceed with caution: 5 syllables, 3 words
Up (u), down (d), charm (c), strange (s), top (t), bottom (b)
Part 2: Leptons
(Top to bottom, left to right)
Electron (e), Electron neutrino (νe), mu lepton (μ), mu neutrino (νμ), tau lepton (τ), tau neutrino (ντ)
Part 3: Gauge Bosons
(Top to bottom)
Photon (γ), (generic) gluon (g), W boson (W), Z boson (Z), Higgs boson (H0)
Part 4: Specific gluons
These gluons can couple together to form a glueball. Gluons always have a color and an anticolor, which are indicated on the corn. The colors are red, green, blue, anti-red (cyan), anti-green (purple) and anti-blue (yellow).
Sigquotes:
Originally Posted by OverlordJ
OverlordJ attempt a daring execution of AUTHORTECH -> SPECULARNAODM “POST 400”
But it fails. Post 400 just isn’t special enough, it seems that you have to wait a little longer.
Originally Posted by Prin Pardus
“Hello, trolls, look at your hero, now back to me, now back at your hero, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using wussy lances and switched to badass hammers, he could fight like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on an airship with the hero your hero could fight like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an eight ball with two tickets to Con Air. Look again, the tickets are now grist. Anything is possible when your hero fights like an Heir of Breath and not a wussy. I’m on a horse.”
Originally Posted by Frogwarrior
Man, I sure do love speculating about everything to do with post-Scratch Meenah.
You could say I'm...
a Condesce matters theorist.
B-)
Originally Posted by Gankro
Of course I didn't really bother to test any of this. I'm just gonna take my word for it. I'm pretty awesome so I know what I'm talking about.
"I know what I'm talking about" -Me
See there's a quote and everything.
There's no way the app is actually more broken now.
P_equal_NP found a thing:
Originally Posted by P_equals_NP
Guess What I Just Found
Good, now put eyebrows on it.
Just read the new potato
Okay, who can we ship with the vine now?
ARMSARELOUD IS A DUDE?
No she's him, because she's Nepeta and Nepeta is everyone
We need more eyebrows.
Wat.
Pap shoosh really does work.
UPDATTTEEEE
Don't check!
That made me check the mainpage.
My specularnaodm is coming up!
So does this mean we're getting a flash?
LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES
You mean you don't look like your avatar??
I'm sure this has already been said but...
If it's been longer than 4 minutes someone has already said it!
NINJAD
Is that.... FOUR ONE THREE???
Drillgog is going to be pissed.
Let's get to page 100 before the next update!
I wonder if we can get past page 100 before they lock it!
Headcanon
I think Hussie is watching us...
The plan was to give you a boner...
You got one!
Right when I went away there was an update!
STOP USING THE INTERNET
HUSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIE!
You are my clone.
I think we're insane.
Crack ship!
Welcome to the hivemind.
What's with everyone's avatar?
Is that a new fad?
All these fads are so lameeeeeeee.
... Can I get in on it?
[Insert Floating Orange Argument Here]
[Insert Fat Vriska Joke Here]
Shhhhh don't say HER NAME.
It's a good thing AaL isn't here.
Not enough crack shipping.
Is there a folder yet?
PCHOOOOO
What are you talking about?
i'm going into ANTSY PANTS UPDATE
Doctor Brinner
Oops... I accidentally the chat thread
what is air
help
I'M DYING
Dammit Nopad!
*walks in*
*looks at chat thread*
*slowly walks out*
I can't leave you guys alone for a second!
It's part of the butt-spider's mating ritual.
You're a girl?
You're a guy??
EVERY SINGLE TIME!!!!!
I can say that there are multiple sessions out there that WILL happen in the future (I'm in one of them) but I'm not sure if this is the real deal JUST YET.
Your chumhandle is gargantuanFeline and you tend to talk using perfect grammar and no swearing no matter what.
I can say that there are multiple sessions out there that WILL happen in the future (I'm in one of them) but I'm not sure if this is the real deal JUST YET.
What do you mean by that?
"If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character, would you slow down? Or speed up?" -- Chuck Palahniuk
pesterchum - cynicalDoomster/xeroticDeceiver
I mean that I am in a session myself as the Knight of Light, and I know of other sessions out there that have people awake in them legitimately, not RP.
Your chumhandle is gargantuanFeline and you tend to talk using perfect grammar and no swearing no matter what.
Up (u), down (d), charm (c), strange (s), top (t), bottom (b)
Part 2: Leptons
(Top to bottom, left to right)
Electron (e), Electron neutrino (νe), mu lepton (μ), mu neutrino (νμ), tau lepton (τ), tau neutrino (ντ)
Part 3: Gauge Bosons
(Top to bottom)
Photon (γ), (generic) gluon (g), W boson (W), Z boson (Z), Higgs boson (H0)
Part 4: Specific gluons
These gluons can couple together to form a glueball. Gluons always have a color and an anticolor, which are indicated on the corn. The colors are red, green, blue, anti-red (cyan), anti-green (purple) and anti-blue (yellow).
Sigquotes:
Originally Posted by OverlordJ
OverlordJ attempt a daring execution of AUTHORTECH -> SPECULARNAODM “POST 400”
But it fails. Post 400 just isn’t special enough, it seems that you have to wait a little longer.
Originally Posted by Prin Pardus
“Hello, trolls, look at your hero, now back to me, now back at your hero, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using wussy lances and switched to badass hammers, he could fight like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on an airship with the hero your hero could fight like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an eight ball with two tickets to Con Air. Look again, the tickets are now grist. Anything is possible when your hero fights like an Heir of Breath and not a wussy. I’m on a horse.”
Originally Posted by Frogwarrior
Man, I sure do love speculating about everything to do with post-Scratch Meenah.
You could say I'm...
a Condesce matters theorist.
B-)
Originally Posted by Gankro
Of course I didn't really bother to test any of this. I'm just gonna take my word for it. I'm pretty awesome so I know what I'm talking about.
"I know what I'm talking about" -Me
See there's a quote and everything.
There's no way the app is actually more broken now.
P_equal_NP found a thing:
Originally Posted by P_equals_NP
Guess What I Just Found
Good, now put eyebrows on it.
Just read the new potato
Okay, who can we ship with the vine now?
ARMSARELOUD IS A DUDE?
No she's him, because she's Nepeta and Nepeta is everyone
We need more eyebrows.
Wat.
Pap shoosh really does work.
UPDATTTEEEE
Don't check!
That made me check the mainpage.
My specularnaodm is coming up!
So does this mean we're getting a flash?
LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES
You mean you don't look like your avatar??
I'm sure this has already been said but...
If it's been longer than 4 minutes someone has already said it!
NINJAD
Is that.... FOUR ONE THREE???
Drillgog is going to be pissed.
Let's get to page 100 before the next update!
I wonder if we can get past page 100 before they lock it!
Headcanon
I think Hussie is watching us...
The plan was to give you a boner...
You got one!
Right when I went away there was an update!
STOP USING THE INTERNET
HUSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIE!
You are my clone.
I think we're insane.
Crack ship!
Welcome to the hivemind.
What's with everyone's avatar?
Is that a new fad?
All these fads are so lameeeeeeee.
... Can I get in on it?
[Insert Floating Orange Argument Here]
[Insert Fat Vriska Joke Here]
Shhhhh don't say HER NAME.
It's a good thing AaL isn't here.
Not enough crack shipping.
Is there a folder yet?
PCHOOOOO
What are you talking about?
i'm going into ANTSY PANTS UPDATE
Doctor Brinner
Oops... I accidentally the chat thread
what is air
help
I'M DYING
Dammit Nopad!
*walks in*
*looks at chat thread*
*slowly walks out*
I can't leave you guys alone for a second!
It's part of the butt-spider's mating ritual.
You're a girl?
You're a guy??
EVERY SINGLE TIME!!!!!
Do you think we should start creating a chain of server players?
Pinkkea -> JonahSanctferum -> J's friend (possibly) when n -> m means m is n's server player
Wait we're probably taking this WAY TOO SERIOUSLY, i mean COME ON
Even if we are taking this too seriously, it does seem to create new friendships
I can't wait for more information...
Originally Posted by mrfatcat
I can say that there are multiple sessions out there that WILL happen in the future (I'm in one of them) but I'm not sure if this is the real deal JUST YET.
Welcome traveler from the future. I wish you luck on your journey!
Up (u), down (d), charm (c), strange (s), top (t), bottom (b)
Part 2: Leptons
(Top to bottom, left to right)
Electron (e), Electron neutrino (νe), mu lepton (μ), mu neutrino (νμ), tau lepton (τ), tau neutrino (ντ)
Part 3: Gauge Bosons
(Top to bottom)
Photon (γ), (generic) gluon (g), W boson (W), Z boson (Z), Higgs boson (H0)
Part 4: Specific gluons
These gluons can couple together to form a glueball. Gluons always have a color and an anticolor, which are indicated on the corn. The colors are red, green, blue, anti-red (cyan), anti-green (purple) and anti-blue (yellow).
Sigquotes:
Originally Posted by OverlordJ
OverlordJ attempt a daring execution of AUTHORTECH -> SPECULARNAODM “POST 400”
But it fails. Post 400 just isn’t special enough, it seems that you have to wait a little longer.
Originally Posted by Prin Pardus
“Hello, trolls, look at your hero, now back to me, now back at your hero, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using wussy lances and switched to badass hammers, he could fight like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on an airship with the hero your hero could fight like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an eight ball with two tickets to Con Air. Look again, the tickets are now grist. Anything is possible when your hero fights like an Heir of Breath and not a wussy. I’m on a horse.”
Originally Posted by Frogwarrior
Man, I sure do love speculating about everything to do with post-Scratch Meenah.
You could say I'm...
a Condesce matters theorist.
B-)
Originally Posted by Gankro
Of course I didn't really bother to test any of this. I'm just gonna take my word for it. I'm pretty awesome so I know what I'm talking about.
"I know what I'm talking about" -Me
See there's a quote and everything.
There's no way the app is actually more broken now.
P_equal_NP found a thing:
Originally Posted by P_equals_NP
Guess What I Just Found
Good, now put eyebrows on it.
Just read the new potato
Okay, who can we ship with the vine now?
ARMSARELOUD IS A DUDE?
No she's him, because she's Nepeta and Nepeta is everyone
We need more eyebrows.
Wat.
Pap shoosh really does work.
UPDATTTEEEE
Don't check!
That made me check the mainpage.
My specularnaodm is coming up!
So does this mean we're getting a flash?
LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES
You mean you don't look like your avatar??
I'm sure this has already been said but...
If it's been longer than 4 minutes someone has already said it!
NINJAD
Is that.... FOUR ONE THREE???
Drillgog is going to be pissed.
Let's get to page 100 before the next update!
I wonder if we can get past page 100 before they lock it!
Headcanon
I think Hussie is watching us...
The plan was to give you a boner...
You got one!
Right when I went away there was an update!
STOP USING THE INTERNET
HUSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIE!
You are my clone.
I think we're insane.
Crack ship!
Welcome to the hivemind.
What's with everyone's avatar?
Is that a new fad?
All these fads are so lameeeeeeee.
... Can I get in on it?
[Insert Floating Orange Argument Here]
[Insert Fat Vriska Joke Here]
Shhhhh don't say HER NAME.
It's a good thing AaL isn't here.
Not enough crack shipping.
Is there a folder yet?
PCHOOOOO
What are you talking about?
i'm going into ANTSY PANTS UPDATE
Doctor Brinner
Oops... I accidentally the chat thread
what is air
help
I'M DYING
Dammit Nopad!
*walks in*
*looks at chat thread*
*slowly walks out*
I can't leave you guys alone for a second!
It's part of the butt-spider's mating ritual.
You're a girl?
You're a guy??
EVERY SINGLE TIME!!!!!
Do you think we should start creating a chain of server players?
Pinkkea -> JonahSanctferum -> J's friend (possibly) when n -> m means m is n's server player
Wait we're probably taking this WAY TOO SERIOUSLY, i mean COME ON
How could you possibly take the apocalypse "WAY TOO SERIOUSLY?" It's ostensibly the most serious thing there is or ever will be.
On a similar note, kindly count me in if there is to be some sort of chain of meteor avoidance.
On a similar similar note, has it occurred to anyone that, in preparing for some sort of fictional doomsday scenario, we may be complicit in creating it? That is to say, if this turns out differently than we expect, perhaps we are setting the stage for something akin to a second round of The Forapocalypse. If neither of these is the case, perhaps in some time, someone will resurrect the movement, which would be welcome to those such as myself, who were not present for the original.
I mean that I am in a session myself as the Knight of Light, and I know of other sessions out there that have people awake in them legitimately, not RP.
I hear Haldol helps with that.
"If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character, would you slow down? Or speed up?" -- Chuck Palahniuk
pesterchum - cynicalDoomster/xeroticDeceiver
Do you think this will be anything like that 'impossible quiz' thing that happened a few years ago?
Sbarg Pesterchum memo > You were a girl born in a mans body turned into a girl and also a dinosaur. Well done guys, really on topic (/complicit in shenanigans).
Originally Posted by Silver seren
Originally Posted by Pinkkea
Get better!! There's still much more Homestuck to read.
I hope your tumor is not the kind that explodes into a star that fuels universe-guarding and destroying demons.
I think exploding tumors are an issue in themselves, let along having to worry about the rest.
Originally Posted by Putnam
She's dead. D. E. A. D. Dead. Totes dead. Dead as a doornail. Out of the picture. Whacked. Executed. Stabbed then taken over by a green-skinned asshole. Caliborn took her over. Now she's dead.
My tumblr that I never use.
If you have lossless audio (.flac, .alac, .wav, etc.) versions of Bill Bolin's removed Homestuck music tracks please PM me.