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    [Hivecaught] Apparently still discontinued!


    Hivestumped


    This young troll stands in his respiteblock. It just so happens that today, the 9th bilunar perigee of the 8th dark season's equinox, is the day of this young troll's larval awakening, also known as his wriggling day. As it was seven, not six, solar sweeps ago he was given life, he already has a name.

    Enter name.

    Your name is KENDOV VEDSIL. As was previously mentioned, it is your WRIGGLING DAY.

    You have a somewhat decent array of INTERESTS. For one, you enjoy playing VIDEO GAMES on your COMPUTER, or HUSKTOP if you need to go somewhere. Which you usually don't. Your next most enjoyed activity is PLAYING WITH FIRE. You've always liked fire, especially since you are able to CREATE FLAMES IN YOUR HANDS. Your hands have also GROWN ACCUSTOMED TO THE HEAT, and you can't even feel it anymore. But on the rest of your body you still can. You've learned that the hard way a couple of times. You also like to FLARP. You've practiced FLARPing for sweeps. You consider yourself to be pretty good, since you can usually take out the enemies in a couple of hits. Granted they don't hit you. Since you prefer to avoid all damage, you have trained yourself to be a AGILE and QUICK ON YOUR FEET. But if you do get hit, damn does it hurt. You have a VERY LOW PAIN TOLERANCE for some reason. Just one decent hit will send you retreating. Uhg. Anyway, your STRIFE SPECIBI is set to BATKIND, which, of course, lets you specialize in hitting things in the face with baseball bats.

    In more recent events, you have been asked by your friends if you would like to play a game today. You thought "Why the hell not?", since you're always up for games. You're very COMPETITIVE, so you're aiming to win. You will be communicating through the beta of a new chat program called TROLLIAN. It seems to be very efficient at what it does. Your trolltag is animaComedentis and you speak in a generally normal manner, 6ut with a Few quirks.


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    Re: Hivestumped V2 - Now with more effort!

    >Kendov: Retrieve arms from desk

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    Re: Hivestumped V2 - Now with more effort!

    >Pick up a baseball bat, be the scout.

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    Re: Hivestumped V2 - Now with more effort!

    Play TF2. Exel at the Scout class.

    Last edited by poiz; 09-21-2012 at 03:32 PM.
    Wait for it.

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    Re: Hivestumped V2 - Now with more effort!

    >Light some stuff on fire
    FORUM INBOX CURRENTLY FULL. Maybe some day I will bother to clean it out? For now, I can be reached here.
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    Re: Hivestumped V2 - Now with more effort!


    Just thought I'd point this out.


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    Re: Hivestumped V2 - Now with more effort!

    > Prepare for FLARPing session
    Hit me up on PesterChum, my handle's chemicalHazard
    I'm usually not online on weekends

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    Re: Hivestumped V2 - Now with more effort!

    Quote Originally Posted by ToxicBread View Post

    Just thought I'd point this out.

    Oh God. That's the best unintentional thing ever.
    Last edited by Kendov; 09-30-2012 at 09:40 PM.

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    Re: Hivestumped V2 - Now with more effort!

    >Kendov: Stab Hivestumped V2 and have an avatar containing thpoilerth

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    Re: Hivestumped V2 - Now with more effort!

    Kendov: Retrieve arms from desk.

    There's no arms here!

    Play TF2. Excel at the Scout class.

    You hop on your computer and play some Troll Fortress 2. As usual, you play Scout. The class sorta fits how you are in real life. You waste approximately five minutes before you get bored and ragequit log off.

    Pick up a baseball bat, be the scout.

    You equip your ALUMINUM BASEBALL BAT to your strife specibus.

    Light some stuff on fire.

    Nothing in your respiteblock is really flammable. Your lusus made sure of that. Well, except for your posters. But you like them too much.


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    Last edited by Kendov; 09-22-2012 at 03:50 AM.

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    Re: Hivestumped V2 - Now with more effort!

    >bOnK!
    If you ignore the razor sharp teeth and the bloodstains, you will notice that my avatar is actually a portrait of myself.

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    Re: Hivestumped V2 - Now with more effort!

    Get ye energy drinks.
    Wait for it.

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    Re: Hivestumped V2 - Now with more effort!

    Sorry guys I need to abscond to work. Update after I get back hopefully.

    Also, note to self: Update my signature.
    Mission accomplished. Yay.
    Last edited by Kendov; 09-22-2012 at 02:40 AM.

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    Re: Hivestumped V2 - Now with more effort!

    > Check book near door
    Hit me up on PesterChum, my handle's chemicalHazard
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    Re: Hivestumped V2 - Now with more effort!

    Get ye energy drinks.

    You don't have any. You do like them, but you don't have some strange endless supply.

    Look at that poster, the one with the gun on it!

    Just another TF2 poster.

    Check book near door.

    Oh, uh, that's... Nothing! Nothing at all! You'll just tuck it away in your sylladex where it can be nothing in peace.

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    What's that?


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    Last edited by Kendov; 12-18-2012 at 05:25 PM.

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    Re: Hivestumped V2 - Now with more effort!

    Answer door

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    Re: Hivestumped V2 - Now with more effort!

    >Stab door

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    Re: Hivestumped V2 - Now with more effort!

    Answer door.

    There's... Nobody here? Just a package. Strange. You grab it and take it back inside.

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    It seems to be addressed to you. You open it and grab a note lying on top.

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    ...

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    You look inside the box.

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    HOLY SHIT!

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    Last edited by Kendov; 12-18-2012 at 05:25 PM.

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    Re: Hivestumped V2 - Now with more effort!

    >Be perfectly fine; it's a fire-based explosion, right?

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    Re: Hivestumped V2 - Now with more effort!

    Be perfectly fine; it's a fire-based explosion, right?

    You fail to be perfectly fine, since it's definitely not a fire-based explosion. Also, your resistance to heat only applies to your hands, as you said before. OH MY FUCK THIS HURTS SO MUCH.

    Show Painlog:


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    Last edited by Kendov; 09-22-2012 at 03:49 AM.

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    Re: Hivestumped V2 - Now with more effort!

    Oh my god that looks like the worst fucking thing that could happen ever. The entire right side of his face is just... Gone. How the hell'd I make that without cringing?

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    Re: Hivestumped V2 - Now with more effort!

    Your eyes are immune to gross-based attacks. Also

    >Bleed some more

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    Re: Hivestumped V2 - Now with more effort!

    Bleed some more.

    No, fuck that! ...Okay, maybe you can't stop bleeding. But you already know what to do about this situation. ASK FOR FUCKING HELP!


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    Last edited by Kendov; 09-23-2012 at 06:45 PM.

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