Re: ForumStuck: Nothing ever makes sense (Cleaning Up)
Originally Posted by phoenix713
((Sweet sprites yo.))
AR: I must learn to live?
AR: But... I am alive. How do I learn to live?
AR: Also, do I have to walk through fire and live through that?
AR: That sounds... dangerous...
AR: And rise...
AR: Maybe like the others are God Tier?
AR: This is so confusing...
((FS: In LIFE you must grow!
FS: To grow is to get STRONG!
FS: EEK!))
((Not sure if you want screaming monkey bird to keep yelling at you...))
Originally Posted by AmphiDsf
>GQ: Survive
You do that quite successfully, leaving the molten planet with various injures and burns. You are quite angry about the loss of your ship to that Monk.
>GQ: Follow Monk
You are unable to go through the same portal as him because it has closed. You instead decide to go through another portal that leads to the same time period.
>AmphiDsf: Arrive.
You arrive in a barren desert landscape... Home sweet Home, you decide to look around to see if you can scavenge anything.
((Yeah, remember how I said nothing could survive that? I lied. Both the Grey Queen and Future* Descender/AmphiDsf are exiles.
* Yeah I did retcon which one went where for the sake of keeping everything straight.))
((Hooray! More tools. Fixed a bit. Not THAT strong as to escape with a few.))
Within the barren wasteland, you seem to be able to salvage the remains of your ship for SCRAP METAL. Other than that, you see mostly ROCKS, and a STATION. Upon entering the STATION, since it was the only thing around, you find various NEWSPAPER CLIPPINGS about meteors. You also find some FOOD in cans, and various SUPPLIES.
Originally Posted by OverlordJ
*I deploy the machines while fighting throuh the dungeon*
*I open the Cruxtruder and give DD the pre-punched card*
tO: Just tell me when you have any problems
//MEANWHILE
Jill Blanc and the other members of the Midday Group make their way towards Prospit to help the other Prospitians.
((What do they see?))
They see a roughly empty place. Evacuated a while back, yet mostly untouched. There is a small group of Prospitians remaining. Everybody is huddled around a vast crater...
It was a battleship. It had veered off course and landed abruptly in the square. Nobody was found.
((And possibly AD, who may still be there.))
On another note, my internet has been lagging to no end, and I will be unable to do anything useful unless it gets better. My time here is short.
Last edited by Bearstronaut; 09-29-2012 at 05:40 PM.
Firefox Personas
Comic Discussion is the best thread (Next to different context)
Here.
It is a gift,
for your troubles,
A HAMMER,
crafted from only the finest
crafting materials or whatever,
a creation ordained by Paradox Space,
a craft crafted from purest joy,
but finished with a neat golden coat
of despair;
the Sovereign Bear-batter:
Originally Posted by genteelGunslinger
I think I have it, people.
Should Hussie receive almost $1,000,000,000, he will back the production of the Homestuck Pornography industry.
And thus begins his hundred year reign of blood over America's porno industry, as we will raise him up to the point of rivalling the gods themselves. He will then expand into other territory, and he will eventually consume into his multi-billion dollar empire the entirety of the world's economy.
The Condesce's rise to power was but a documentation of his intentions. The reality was, it was his plan all along.
To control the world's boners (or what have you)
And we...
Will...
GET ONE.
Keeping this horse pun here for future reference. You never know.
Originally Posted by P_equals_NP
hay or neigh.
hay eeyore neigh.
donkey is close enough to cow horse centaur right???
Originally Posted by Pinkkea
GRISTLE grist
Could not resist.
On the other hand, this is a new idea: Sandwichstuck. You climb up your NUTRILADDER by making more and more delicious sandwiches. If you die while on your CHEF BED, you can ascend to COD TIER.
Originally Posted by phantasmalDexterity
*snop*
And about Dad's creation:
Notes, hats and and tons of shaving cream cans. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect son-dad. But Nanna accidently added an extra ingredient to the concoction: Chemical S.
Thus Dad was born.
Using his ultra super strength, Dad has dedicated his life to raising children and fighting the forces of Evil!.
Originally Posted by P_equals_NP
Guess What I Just Found
Good, now put eyebrows on it.
Just read the new potato
Okay, who can we ship with the vine now?
ARMSARELOUD IS A DUDE?
No she's him, because she's Nepeta and Nepeta is everyone
We need more eyebrows.
Wat.
Pap shoosh really does work.
UPDATTTEEEE
Don't check!
That made me check the mainpage.
My specularnaodm is coming up!
So does this mean we're getting a flash?
LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES
You mean you don't look like your avatar??
I'm sure this has already been said but...
If it's been longer than 4 minutes someone has already said it!
NINJAD
Is that.... FOUR ONE THREE???
Drillgog is going to be pissed.
Let's get to page 100 before the next update!
I wonder if we can get past page 100 before they lock it!
Headcanon
I think Hussie is watching us...
The plan was to give you a boner...
You got one!
Right when I went away there was an update!
STOP USING THE INTERNET
HUSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIE!
You are my clone.
I think we're insane.
Crack ship!
Welcome to the hivemind.
What's with everyone's avatar?
Is that a new fad?
All these fads are so lameeeeeeee.
... Can I get in on it?
[Insert Floating Orange Argument Here]
[Insert Fat Vriska Joke Here]
Shhhhh don't say HER NAME.
It's a good thing AaL isn't here.
Not enough crack shipping.
Is there a folder yet?
PCHOOOOO
What are you talking about?
i'm going into ANTSY PANTS UPDATE
Doctor Brinner
Oops... I accidentally the chat thread
what is air
help
I'M DYING
Dammit Nopad!
*walks in*
*looks at chat thread*
*slowly walks out*
I can't leave you guys alone for a second!
It's part of the butt-spider's mating ritual.
You're a girl?
You're a guy??
EVERY SINGLE TIME!!!!!
I can't wait to make brand new memories.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Oh gosh the whole time I was bonding with amazing people over shared interests in a place devoted to said interests and forming real and lasting friendships which have significantly positively impacted my life I never considered that I might be inconveniencing the "asshole who doesn't give a shit and only shows their face around here to bitch about other people having fun" demographic.
I'm terribly sorry.
Originally Posted by genteelGunslinger
mO.
If you are reading this, it means you've finally put some arsehat in their place with an excellently worded post and proven yourself to be a true awesome person. You are now a man.
I am proud of you, son I mean, bro.
Originally Posted by xeroticDeceiver
CANON.
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Oh wow I just had a great revelation.
Scars across Gamzee's eyes from Nepeta's claws = see no evil
Meulin's deafness = hear no evil
Kurtloz' stitched mouth = speak no evil
Iiiiiiiinteresting.
Originally Posted by ashdenej
I was considering this earlier but with Terezi subbed in for "see no evil".
And Latula being "smell no evil".
And Tavros's legs being "feel no evil".
(Context for the following) Re: Kurloz, how does he eat?
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
He snorts all of his food. Come on, guys, use your imaginations.
Originally Posted by biblioEngineer
I can totally imagine classes on Homestuck in the future discussing the symbolism...
Several decades from now:
"So what are you going to focus on for the final essay?"
"I'm planning on examining the symbolism of the deck of cards, and the various suites, and how they relate to the classical elements."
"Oh OK. So basically ten pages on troll romance?"
"Basically. What are you covering?"
"Homestuck as a discussion of determinism, fate and free will."
"Pfft, hahahaha."
"What?"
"Dude, seriously? Everyone does that. It's like the most obvious theme in the story. Half the class is going to write the exact same thing."
Basically it will be "IDE/Theory thread: Ascend".
Originally Posted by Zeitlos Eisen
SO...
John Egbert will use various hammers as his weapon of choice.
"* this is apparently my 143rd post, so whatever I write here is completely out of context
once upon a time, there was a boy. His name does not matter. One day he decided that he would go outside. & so he did. But it was bright outside, & there were many horrible monsters. He did not come home that night. The moral: stay inside like your life depends on it.
"
My speculanardman
In the beginning, there was nothing. & then, there was HUSSIE!
The end.
Once upon a time, I ate all the babies. They tried to stop me, so I ate them as we'll. now I'm fat.
I'm really being uncreative here.
Maybe I'll just kill all of you.
Nah.
Homestucksontheomegles!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You: HOMESTUCK?
Stranger: WHAT ABOUT IT?\
You: I need something for my speculanaddmStranger: LIKE WHAT?
You: Something far fetchd
You: like thisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
You: but more so & less incoherent
Stranger: 7H4T 533M5 QU173 51MPL3
You: OF COU53!
You: Y3S
Stranger: 1ND33D.
You: MW4H4H4H4H4!
Stranger: K3535353535353535353~
You: Y0U H4V3 F4LL3N 1N2 MY DEUS 3% 7R4P S0M37H1N6
You: N0WW U MU57 W47CH H3LP355LY 4S 1
Stranger: 45 Y0U WH47?
You: D0 50M37H1N6 7HR3471N1N6 4ND 3V1L
Stranger: D035 MURD3R1N9 5M4LL 4N1M4L5 C0UN7?
You: 1 VV1LL 347 4LL 7H3 848135!
You: 45 VV3LL 4S 7H47!
Stranger: N07 1F 1 347 7H3M F1R57!
You: N0! 1 54VV 7)(3M F1R57!
Stranger: WH47 480U7 R491N9 80N3R 848Y5?
You: 7)(053 50UND D3L1C105
Stranger: )~(473R5 90|\||\|4 )~(473
You: 64444VVVVV!!!!!
You: <8<
Stranger: 7'M 50 FR3S)~( Y0U C4|\| 5UCK M4)~( |\|U75~ >B}
You: 6R44VV11
You: |\|3\/3R11
Stranger: 4LW4Y5.
You: 1 )(473 u 50 |\/|uC)(
Stranger: 4WW Y0U~ -
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Stranger: h-hello? *nervous white haired human girl walks in*
You: )(3||0 *mysterious figure responds*
Stranger: *looks at the mysterious figure* oh gog please dont kill me 0-0
You: )(4)(4)(4)(4
You: 1|\/| |\|07 601|\|6 2 K1|| u
You: |\|07 137
Stranger: *eyes widen* imma make like a banana and split *runs like hell*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Stranger: uh,,,,hI THERE
You: 6R3371|\|65
Stranger: uMMM,,hELLO,,,wHO ARE YOU
You: 1 83|13\/3 4 83773R Qu35710|\| \/\/0u|D 8, \/\/)(0 R u?
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You: |\|1€3 2 |\/|337 u 45 \/\/3||
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You: )(3||0
Stranger: hey, So eridan apparently still doesnt get that youre with another guy.
You: \/\/)(47!!
Stranger: yeah, he got all upset and everything. he asked me what you said, dont worry I kept it safe.
You: T) (anks
You: ug) (
You: glub
Stranger: if I were to run into him and he some how got arround to forcing it out. what should I say?
You: just tell ) (im to glub glub glubYou: ) (e'|| understand
Stranger: ... really? you fish people are so strange some times, but ok. Anywho tell sollux I said hi!
You: Sure!! G|ub g|ub g|ub!
Re: ForumStuck: Nothing ever makes sense (Cleaning Up)
((I've got to go now. See you guys tomorrow.))
Originally Posted by elaborateUtopianist
Man-Tier. John will harness the power of Breath and the power of Hammer, take one last look at the corpse of his beloved father, then Inheirit all of his father's Mangrit in a burst of confidence and sterness and procede to teach this upstart harlequin why you do not mess with an Egbert. This causes his God-Tier echeladder to skyrocket and explode, ascending him to Man-Tier. His windsock hood will transform into a servicable blue fedora, and he will gain a yellow tie.
The resulting fight will echo throughout all of Paradox Space, eventually reaching back in time and subconsciously influencing Dad Egbert, taking his young son out to a nice performace of Cirque du Soleil, to begin aggressing the assorted merrymen and danceformers in memory and spirit.
And this is why Dad is forever banned from future performances.
Originally Posted by Qmark
Originally Posted by P_equals_NP
Dad literally keeps a piece of paper inside his body at all times so that when John transforms into him he can find this note on himself.
A good father is prepared for any situation, up to and including his son being given the ability to channel his ghost with dice he received from an alien.
I'm lost. Did future dream Rose just merge with past Rose to make her go to sleep/wake up?
Originally Posted by Varinn
the only elements i give a shit about is that rose is as swift as a coursing river, john has all the force of a great typhoon, dave has all the strength of a raging fire, and jade is mysterious as the dark side of the moon
Originally Posted by armeggedonCounselor
I think John is kinda like Captain Carrot from Discuworldo. He believes that there is good in everyone so strongly, they all wanna prove him right.
And they feel so bad for disappointing him, they strive not to do it.
FINALLY a proper example of auspistism:
Originally Posted by SnakeInABox
OH GOD PLEASE BE A PSYCHE I CAN'T LIVE WITH MYSELF WITHOUT HOMESTUCK
It is akin to taking a needle full of melted pop rocks, skittles, and things that only make sense in context and squirting them directly into the left side of your brain.
Originally Posted by NullEntropy
I think Kanaya would be a good Samus for some reason. Or Jade.
Yep, looks like things are back to normal in the MSPA Discussion Thread.
Earlier when she looked through the window it was the flag of Finland. I don't think it means much.
The Condesce has fins.
Originally Posted by CranialHeartache
Originally Posted by Heza
Originally Posted by CranialHeartache
Originally Posted by Skywarp
Originally Posted by OrangeAipom
I think Bro's symbol should be a star.
star heart horseshoe 4 LYFE
horseshoe
This sounds kinda very plausible as Bro's symbol, actually.
I hope Hussie puts it open-end up. Horseshoes facing down don't collect good luck and in fact spill it out.
I may or may not have been ninja'd, but in some cultures an open end up horseshoe is bad luck because it becomes a seat for an evil sprite to sit in. :'D
Every time Hussie posts it's like a chorus of angels come down and tell us all to go fuck ourselves because we're wrong.
I feel enlightened.
Originally Posted by xebec
Originally Posted by The Ghost of Starscream
The thing that's still bugging me is why the "homestuck" caption that appeared next to the sun stayed there as the camera panned away, as if it were part of the environment itself.
i was really weirded out by that too!
so weirded out that i was thinking about it even as jane blew up! like, "gee, this is weird, is homestuck actually branded into the sky here or something? is jane going to comment on it? oh wait no she can't. she has exploded. ok..."
okay now what the hell is going on in here??
Seriously. I've only read the last page and
what
8I
This is sort of a weird way to start the morning.
What are you talking about Holly porn is the perfect way to start the morning
This... Needed a comma after Holly.
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
So this Dante thing. Really there's only one way to sum it up.
Originally Posted by Crav
Not to change the subject, but the last few days I've been reading through Homestuck again and...
All I can think of is how glad I am I signed up on these forums when I did.
Might sound strange coming from a guy with only a few hundred posts, but I lurk a lot.
For every joke, and funny panel hussie put up, I can remember like 3 injokes spawned by the community. Or see all the direct responces he did because of stuff just random memes that were coming up in conversations at the time.
For every plot twist, I can remember 10 crack theories that were insane and the occational one that got it right in the most awesome way. The hilarious freak out reactions.
And it occurs to me that it just makes the whole thing that much more amazing.
Thanks guys. Keep being amazing.
Originally Posted by killerlamb
(I've been smacking myself in the boob for the past 10 minutes from different angles, seeing where it hurts and where it doesn't)
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
I'm going to be on my death bed and you will visit me and you will softly whisper in my ear "Takei Oh My goes here".
And I will die of laughter.
"Here lies Arms, who died when a teenage girl reminded her that she pretended to hit on George Takei once."
fire is EXTREMEEEEE-ly hot. Just so EXTREMEEEEE-ly physically attractive,, X3.....
Also Fish are zakarias and wheezee????? WHAT AM I LOKI AT!! (?)
I can't parse any of this
Where am I
What's going on
Originally Posted by BlackholePA
You know, the face is probably the most singularly expressive emoticon that I have ever come across. Its usage can be immensely varied and yet it always manages to carry a point across perfectly.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Oh gosh the whole time I was bonding with amazing people over shared interests in a place devoted to said interests and forming real and lasting friendships which have significantly positively impacted my life I never considered that I might be inconveniencing the "asshole who doesn't give a shit and only shows their face around here to bitch about other people having fun" demographic. I'm terribly sorry.
Re: ForumStuck: Nothing ever makes sense (Cleaning Up)
*IT is still on LOGAG after everyone else has left. He doesn't know what to do next. He pulls out the pendants and summons his sprites.*
IT: Hey guys.
TS: HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YS: Hello.
TS: Meow.
IT: Yeah, I missed you too.
*IT scratches TS behind the ears and pets YS a few times.*
IT: I'm a little confused.
TS: About what?
IT: What to do next.
IT: I've just been shot on Derse, so I don't want to go to sleep, because that's going to hurt.
IT: I can't do anything here....
IT: So what should I do?
TS&YS: Through chaos, reforge the union of the spectrum.
IT: BUT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!
YS: I have absolutely no idea.
TS: Me neither. :3
IT: -_-
IT: Ok, do you know where I have to go to do that?
TS: No. But you do!
YS: We must go. We have much to do.
TS&YS: Take care!
IT: AHHHHHHHH
IT: NO ONE IS BEING HELPFUL.
IT: wait
IT: Spectrum means colors, right?
IT: And...
IT: Something bad is happening there...
IT: So...
IT: I'm guessing that's where I need to go.
((And with those words iT ascended to the godtier as the "Page of Top"
I'm still writing my troll intro by the way, I'll post it once it's done. ))
Truth
Originally Posted by OkamiMasuta
Gamzee's status is not dead or alive- it is just Gamzee.
Greyscale wut
Originally Posted by kaoticAntagonist
You know wise old dudes usually write their wisdom down in stuff, like riddles and shit.
You probably could have gotten the same effect from reading their books.
But no, you had to go and grope a mummy, didn't you.
Basically yeah
Originally Posted by phantasmalDexterity
Trickster Hella Jeff is obviously a Smurf.
Krubby explains the universe
Originally Posted by Krubby
Pickle Inspector had his normal self. He also had 3 dreamselves. The first died when it stepped into the real world. The second one never died and the third never even appeared. His second one splits into 7 dreamselves to fight a monster. One gets swallowed by the monster and dies. Another one turns into a larger monster and kills 3 of the other copies. The 5th acends to godhood and becomes Godhead Pickle Inspecter. After PI wakes up, his dreamself vanishes leaving one extra dreamself. This one splits in two, sending one into the past and one into the future. The one in the past dies after solving a puzzle for Dick. The one in the future eventually splits again sending another pair into the past or future. Eventually, these two meet with the original two split dreamselves. They then split millions of times as ordered by GPI and become all matter. There is also the Gentlemanly Highbrow. He is like an old timey version of Pickle Inspector. However, he is a completely different person and probably doesn't count.
There, I hope that cleared everything up.
The gigantic Dirk analysis:
Originally Posted by invisibleTerrarium
-snop-
413 SPECULARNAODM:
Originally Posted by invisibleTerrarium
>IT: 413 Specularnaodm.
413.
Four one three.
Four thir
(no i'm not.)[/
612 SPECULARNAODM:
Originally Posted by invisibleTerrarium
>IT: 612 Specularnaodm.
THE FRESH PRINCE OF RAGE
)
No just kidding. The real thing is underneath.
THE FRESH PRINCE OF HOPE
Now this is a story all about how,
My face got flipped, turned upside down,
And I'd like to take a minute,
So suck my bulge, "team,"
And I'll tell you how I became the Prince of the Bubbles in the Dream.
In some unspecific ocean, hatched and raised,
Above the sea and killin' fools is where I spent my days,
Chillin' out, relaxin', actin' all cool,
Shooting with the Crosshairs, 'cuz seriously, eff school.
When a couple a morons, who were up to no good,
Started playing Sgrub in the neighborhood.
My lusus got in one little fight, and now he's dead,
And I said "ANGELS I'M GONNA HAVE ALL OF YOUR F*CKING HEADS."
I blasted 'em and bombed 'em day after day,
And then I packed my stuff up and went away,
Blew the LOWAA a kiss and one last angel bit it,
Put my cool cape on and thought I might as well kick it,
First round yo, this is bad,
He's shootin' giant lasers from his eyes, no glass,
Is this what the people of LOBAF live like?
F*ck it then, this ain't alright.
But wait, then I'm passed out right on the ground,
And Fef's screaming at him, she slaps him around,
I don't understand why I lost, thought I was dope,
But this wasn't the end for the Prince of Hope.
Ah well the tensions were rising and when Sollux came out,
He took off his glasses, tried to blast me out,
I blinded him with science, Fef turned around, mad,
I shot her through the chest, now it was gettin' bad.
And Kan sees the whole thing and takes out her stick,
But then I 'splode the Matriorb, shoot her, Hope can suck my d*ck.
I transportalized out with the quickness like lightning, disappeared,
And soon it's Gam and Vris, oh no, my worst fears. (<--sarcasm)
Then Kan came up and she's a rainbow drinker,
Kicks Gamzee in the bone bulge, what a little stinker,
She CLOCKs Vriska in the face and she falls over screaming,
Kan looks at me, and her eyes are really steaming,
She DEBUNKS the Science Wand and stares at me real scary,
Then saws me in half like some charged-up super fairy,
And now I look at my kingdom, clingy douchebag? Nope.
Finally, FINALLY, I'm the Fresh Prince of Hope.
1,000 specularnaodm!!! Wow!
Originally Posted by invisibleTerrarium
>iT: Engage 1000 post specularnaodm.
Wow, a thousand posts.
Holy crap.
I'm speechless.
No, literally, I've got no idea how to put this into words.
Since March, I've made so many friends, had better arguments than I've ever had in Mock Trial class, and generally just had whole loads of fun here on MSPAF.
Who CARES if one of my fanventures is on a ridiculous procrastination-induced hiatus.
Who CARES if there are a couple people on the forums I just can't stand.
Who CARES if the one RP thread I'm in is in Dead Mode,
WHO GIVES A CRAP.
This is a great community, and y'all are lucky to be in it.
Keep on Homestuckin'.
-invisibleTerrarium
THE ALTERNIABOUND SRITE THREEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!! http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread...21%21%21%21%21
The thread to ask for help or scratch with AlterniaBound sprites specifically. Walk and talk sprites. Both of them.
FeatherStuck, a text adventure. Suggestions needed! http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread...ions-needed%21
A ridiculous fanventure about Camean Jinfax, his friends, and a rather weird Sburb session. Warning: contains nerdiness and bird trolls. Currently on hiatus... I guess? Not a purposeful hiatus.
Re: ForumStuck: Nothing ever makes sense (Cleaning Up)
((Well, I guess since Holly is going to bed I have to stop for today too, since all Yarid is doing right now is helping Holly with her quest.))
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
And so began a slow descent into insane fanhood
"Join us, join us," the others cried to the heavens. Yaridovich knew that it was all hope was lost.
He lept over the ledge, the mass of rabid and writhing fans rushing towards him.
Everything went dark.
Dark-Hearts, as some may say.
"HE HE HE."
I'm bored.
Originally Posted by phoenix713
The sad thing is, I'll probably never get sigquoted. Not even this post ironically.
Yaridovich23 tears out one of your canines
[7:12:52 PM] Charmander: uHH, that WAS, uMM hardly NECESSARY
[7:13:04 PM] Yaridovich23: ...
[7:13:11 PM] Yaridovich23: What sort of quirk is that?
[7:13:17 PM] Yaridovich23: Is that Tavros?
[7:13:19 PM] Charmander: Half Tavros (,:
[7:13:31 PM] Yaridovich23: And half...?
[7:13:35 PM] Charmander: Me
[7:13:49 PM] Yaridovich23: I noticed a lack of English slang.
[7:13:50 PM] Yaridovich23: F-
[7:14:55 PM] Charmander: Oh golly gosh old chap
I'm terribly sorry, Buckingham Palace, tea and whatnot
I'm here now, and that's all that matters. I'll never let you go, never EVER AGAIN.
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Re: ForumStuck: Nothing ever makes sense (Cleaning Up)
*hH is on the Battlefield (i think).
He is preparing diligently for the battle ahead.
He alchemizes some stuff:
IGERBOXCUTTER || his stupid old BOCS CUTTER || GREY BLADE which he found off a dead Grey, yielding an ERGIBOCSCUTTER, a shitty (but still awesome) Grey variant of his Prospitian issue box cutter.
SWEET CAPE && BATMAN BOXERS to yield a BATMAN CAPE. hH quickly puts it on.
I am the night.
I am vengeance.
I AM BATMAN.
...
He doesn't have much else on hand, but he does remember the code for the ABOMINATION he made,
so he went ahead and made a new one.
ABOMINATION: NAK!
It's not quite the same as the other, older ABOMINATION who was still on LOCAUB
(despite being EXACTLY the same),
and hH decides to name it Lil' Abomination, to distinguish the two.
hH: Hey there buddy!
hH: Just you wait until you meet your big bro.
hH: He's an awesome guy.
hH fools around with Lil' Abomination for a bit.
((Somebody help me- I can't think of anything else to do right now!))
EDIT: ((Also, Holly, should i PM you about my sprite too?))
Last edited by hellaciousHappenstance; 09-29-2012 at 06:37 PM.
We interrupt this Beta spoiler fest with breaking news.
This is now in a more legible diagram. Behold Diagram?
Y/N
(Y)
ALL ships canon, amirite?
(N)
Alright then. Yes, I think you guys should make yourselves a new thread. There are WAY too many things here.
Show mercy to the people who can't resist the spoiler boxes.
This makes it more and more likely that John will end up in a sort of dreambubble. The beta's out, John is ready and asleep. SOON. SOON OUR TIME WILL COME. WHEN IT DOES... we will be ready O.o
The best ship.
Originally Posted by Jabbergasted
All this talk of splintered self is very...
disheartening
Originally Posted by Conspicuous
Actually, taking her word for it would make everyone accountable for their own actions.
She's saying that your choices matter, it's just that there's an extremely powerful entity dictating which path will be considered the Alpha in the Grand Graph of Choices Everyone Makes (GGCEM).
It overlooks everything, and decides what is needed to accomplish everything, the loops, the birth of universes, everything.
All of the individual choices are dictated by individuals, however. And while it may seem like your choices are meaningless, given that you aren't the one who decides which choice becomes the "right" one, but you are still responsible for all of those choices. They all represent things you could've done in that situation, even if only one of those comes true.
So yeah, there's a giant dick controlling everything, but it isn't going about like it's dictating your every single action from scratch.
Originally Posted by P_equals_NP
It's conspiracy cannibalism. Is what that is.
Originally Posted by P_equals_NP
DOES IT QUACK LIKE FREE WILL.
No, no please don't open up this line of discussion GAH WHAT HAVE I DONEEEE.
Originally Posted by caveDraconem
Nah, Equius is better:
How do you expect to avoid him, when he's already heir?
Originally Posted by JonahSanctferum
So, if Equius is LE...
"Are you kidding me? He's already here AGAIN? Talk about a one trick pony."
"How ironic, that your very demise would be in the proximity of some horses."
And who had their blood utilized for VOIDing LE's name out in Rose's tome?
A lesson in the school of Happenstancism:
To put the discussion on free-will to an actual close,
(Trigger Warning: This will rock your world view, for realz)
1.) Free will is a thing
2.) Free will is like a magic spinning wheel in your heart, and your heart will spin it and decide all the bullshit that happens in your life
3.) Everything has a heart, and every heart has a spinner
4.) All of these spinning wheels are in constant strife, and the biggest wheel wins and has the most power
5.) The thing with the biggest spinner is fate/ god/ the universe/ paradox space/ whatever the fuck it is
6.) The biggest wheel, however, is NOT all-powerful
7.) If enough small wheels spin and land the same outcome, it can 'veto' the Big Thing's decisions
... And that is how free will works...
The Secret Egbert; Keep of Secrets
Originally Posted by hellacioushappenstance
Originally Posted by kmsumrall
That being the stupidest part of con air says a lot.
You know, I really hope Johns Gf is like a pile of junk made to look like a girl or the maimed blue lady doll or something.
No, it's a Salamander!
And he's going to have a son, the Secret Egbert, Keep of Secrets!
Originally Posted by MegaRock35
John and his loving SALAMANDER wife will be brutally murdered be LE (permanently), but the power of Love will protect Secret,
And so LE leaves him with only a scar, and will henceforth be called the Scarmaker,
and then the comic will follow Secret Egbert (abbreviated 'SE') on his adventures as a wizard!
He'll be adopted by Jade (who is a complete asshole to him, but only because she partly blames John's wizard shenanigans for his death, but despite that
Jade will still love SE)
And Rose will be the principal of Wizard School
And Eridan would be that asshole teacher you see at every magic school,
who hates SE's father because he stole the love of his life, that lovely Salamander,
and LE will try to kill SE
but he can't
because the power of love
and Dave will be SE's uncle
an he will be killed by curtains
and then LE's defeated
an everythings okay.
THE END.
Wanted to put an IDE here, cuz it's the best thing ever, and i wanted the world to know, when it happens, that I FREAKING CALLED IT.
Originally Posted by hellaciousHappenstance
Originally Posted by Delenance
IDE: Clamiborn is Lord English, but is a distinct character from Caliborn. Boy would that be a shitty twist.
OHMIGOD.
I just put Clamiborn into an anagram solver thingy, and guess what i got?
NOTHING OF ANY RELEVANCE EVER
But i also put Caliborn into the same thing and guess what happened?
One of them was "crab lion"
CRAB LION, you guys. CRAB LION
Karkat and Nepeta.
Nepeta's coming back, of this i'm certain now.
EDIT: Also, another maybe-relevant one was crab loin.
CRAB LOIN, you guys. CRAB LOIN
New IDE: Lord English is obviously KARKAT'S UNDERWEAR, and everybody says 'Caliborn' and 'Clamiborn' because they're all dyslexic.
Re: ForumStuck: Nothing ever makes sense (Cleaning Up)
Originally Posted by Bearstronaut
They see a roughly empty place. Evacuated a while back, yet mostly untouched. There is a small group of Prospitians remaining. Everybody is huddled around a vast crater...
It was a battleship. It had veered off course and landed abruptly in the square. Nobody was found.
((And possibly AD, who may still be there.))
The Midday Group lands on Prospit
They organize the remaining Prospitians and ask them what happened
They once again leave Prospit to search for those who attacked Propit
They take every Prospitians who wants to leave with them
Jill Blanc: We'll fight against the enemies of Prospit!
Jill Blanc: FOR THE QUEEN!
//MEANWHILE
*I fight my way through the dungeon*
*I avoid most hits and deal massive damage with my "Knife of Yggsogth" the few hits I don't dodge are absorbt by my "Armor of Yggsogth"*
*I reduce many Ogre to grist*
*Until I encounter an Giclops*
tO: Yeeeeesss!
tO: Finally!
//MEANWHILE
#You wander around to fullfill the will of your Master#
#Your Master's Partner, the Mage, told you it would be best to contact the Consorts of his land, the OLM#
#You will spread your Masters influence#
#ALL HAIL YGGSOGTH!#
((I'll be going to bed soon and I'm not sure if I'll be able to join tomorrow, if anything important is going on *I*'ll be questing, The Midday Group will be flying around and the #servant# will search for the OLM. I'll also do everything necessary to help DD into the game. ))
EDIT: (( Holly also made a traditional version (without the arm) : ))
Last edited by OverlordJ; 09-29-2012 at 06:38 PM.
English isn't my mother tongue, please excuse me if I make mistakes.
Nah, Equius is better:
How do you expect to avoid him, when he's already heir?
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Oh gosh the whole time I was bonding with amazing people over shared interests in a place devoted to said interests and forming real and lasting friendships which have significantly positively impacted my life I never considered that I might be inconveniencing the "asshole who doesn't give a shit and only shows their face around here to bitch about other people having fun" demographic.
I'm terribly sorry.
Originally Posted by Onsheka
On a scale of Tavros to Bustin', how good do you feel?
Originally Posted by JonahSanctferum
Logical conclusion: Jack would have a much better chance of survival if he was a pair of sunglasses.
Originally Posted by Qmark
Originally Posted by P_equals_NP
Dad literally keeps a piece of paper inside his body at all times so that when John transforms into him he can find this note on himself.
A good father is prepared for any situation, up to and including his son being given the ability to channel his ghost with dice he received from an alien.
Originally Posted by AmphiDsf
You can't beat J in a Seriousness off, he is simply the seriousest there is.
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
>Punch the idea of punches
with the idea of punches
in the idea of faces
> Then immediately follow up with a DIVE KICK.
Originally Posted by Prin Pardus
“Hello, trolls, look at your hero, now back to me, now back at your hero, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using wussy lances and switched to badass hammers, he could fight like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on an airship with the hero your hero could fight like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an eight ball with two tickets to Con Air. Look again, the tickets are now grist. Anything is possible when your hero fights like an Heir of Breath and not a wussy. I’m on a horse.”
Originally Posted by Prin Pardus
Might as well call me PM
'cuz I always deliver
Originally Posted by memento vivere
sexy fish-woman wiles
Originally Posted by orangenelly
Equius could get his own harem anime.
50 shades of Aradias.
Originally Posted by Bearstronaut
I don't really know. I WILL however proceed to write about this new discovery with
Eridan Mustache of German Accent.
He strode into the room sporting some of the most glorious facial hair in all of Alternia. By the wicked elixir! You could cull a troll with that fine mustache. It's proud owner was none other than the eccentric, Eridan Ampora. He was a pompous sea dweller, but one with high standing. It had been many years after his "crazy genocide incident", but that only made the Grand Highblood pleased with the bloodshed. They were dark times, hidden behind the black sheen of Ampora's upper lip. It was said to be magical, to bestow upon it's proud wearer the fabled GERMAN ACCENT. In exchange for fine grooming, the mustache would balance out the basic flaws of the owner. Thus, Eridan learned how to function around others, and cherished the facial apparatus more and more until they entered a fine pale romance. They would watch out for each other, and protect each other. Many who came by the thousands sporting razors in both hands were immediately turned away by Ahab's Crosshairs. Any who dared try to upstage Eridan was given a face full of AUTHORITY STACHE. Such is the power of facial hair.
Originally Posted by Soadreqm
Alternate theory: Caliborn's session is actually what a normal Sburb session is supposed to be like. The TRUE PURPOSE of the game is to kill your co-players and become an immortal time-traveling demon. All the stuff about growing a universe frog is just a failsafe, a bullshit spare adventure the game tosses up if more than one player successfully enters the game for whatever reason.
There's always something stopping you from successfully deploying the Genesis Frog. Not enough time to find the last frog that would make the universe stable, too much teen drama, interference from outside the session, not enough prototypings. And the reason is that it is actually flat out impossible. The frog is just there to distract you from the fact that you already lost your chance at the ULTIMATE REWARD when you failed to murder your ecto-siblings.
Originally Posted by littlelovelyivy
All of the Lalondes and all of the Maryams, in a big pile, making out.
Haha. Yeah, magic powers and cheerful innocence, Corona's not the sharpest tool on the christmas tree.
Originally Posted by Soadreqm
The entire troll species is collectively banging its mom.
Originally Posted by Bonzo
Originally Posted by le_narwhal
SO MUCH HAPPY CONTAINED IN ONE THREAD.
Our thread here is best thread When the happy leaches out into the rest of the Forum, our task will be complete. And I'll become a beautiful butterfly or something.
Originally Posted by Chizita
When the subject of forumite bromance is, well,
bro-ached, ...
((Follow this quote to read an amazing comment about Forumite Bro triads. Seriously, go read it.))
Originally Posted by Everanix
((Read this post to see two great pictures nix made of me))
Originally Posted by writerlyAmbition
villains are sexy, and always have more fun.
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
Oh! You're welcome! I'm glad you had fun with this. These kinds of threads are really what I feel the forum is all about. Somewhere where forumites can come together and have a good time in a way which doesn't take up numerous threads or delve into unsavory territory. And most of all, people grew closer. Holiday cheer indeed!
Originally Posted by The_Codfish
Of course it's a delusion. Bluh. This should be obvious. Especially to all you guys, since you're all just figments of my own fragmented psyche that I came up with to cope with the horrific realization that no work of fiction like Homestuck could ever exist in real life.
Once I wake up, I'll forget all about this Homestuck business, but will forever be unsatisfied due to my longing of what could have been.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Pokémon. It's just an AU where all of the animals are awesome.
Originally Posted by ToxicBread
~funny comment that is to long for me to sigquote snop~
Originally Posted by wafflegear
true insane is the default setting as far as I can tell, and some of us are driven to terrible acts of sanity on occasion.
Originally Posted by cinereousSynesthete
So I did a thing...
Originally Posted by Druplesnubb
I think I got pretty lucky, what with the Cresselia/Darkrai combo, the BDSM/beastiality implications with Gligar, the transsexual Nidoking and the horny plantimals.
SPECULARNAODM!
Originally Posted by OverlordJ
OverlordJ attempt a daring execution of AUTHORTECH -> SPECULARNAODM “POST 413”
Originally Posted by OverlordJ
OverlordJ attempt a daring execution of AUTHORTECH -> SPECULARNAODM “POST 612”
Originally Posted by OverlordJ
OverlordJ attempt a daring execution of AUTHORTECH -> SPECULARNAODM “POST 1000”
Originally Posted by OverlordJ
OverlordJ attempt a daring execution of AUTHORTECH -> SPECULARNAODM “POST 2000”
Originally Posted by OverlordJ
OverlordJ attempt a daring execution of AUTHORTECH -> SPECULARNAODM “POST 4130”
Re: ForumStuck: Nothing ever makes sense (Cleaning Up)
Originally Posted by hellaciousHappenstance
*hH is on the Battlefield (i think).
He is preparing diligently for the battle ahead.
He alchemizes some stuff:
IGERBOXCUTTER || his stupid old BOCS CUTTER || GREY BLADE which he found off a dead Grey, yielding an ERGIBOCSCUTTER, a shitty (but still awesome) Grey variant of his Prospitian issue box cutter.
SWEET CAPE && BATMAN BOXERS to yield a BATMAN CAPE. hH quickly puts it on.
I am the night.
I am vengeance.
I AM BATMAN.
...
He doesn't have much else on hand, but he does remember the code for the ABOMINATION he made,
so he went ahead and made a new one.
ABOMINATION: NAK!
It's not quite the same as the other, older ABOMINATION who was still on LOCAUB
(despite being EXACTLY the same),
and hH decides to name it Lil' Abomination, to distinguish the two.
hH: Hey there buddy!
hH: Just you wait until you meet your big bro.
hH: He's an awesome guy.
hH fools around with Lil' Abomination for a bit.
((Somebody help me- I can't think of anything else to do right now!))
Strife? Really, everyone is calling it quits today. Maybe visit your denizen? Help me out with Frog hunting? Visit each others planets have have the most epic battles of ALL TIME while everyone sleeps? Take your pick.
Firefox Personas
Comic Discussion is the best thread (Next to different context)
Here.
It is a gift,
for your troubles,
A HAMMER,
crafted from only the finest
crafting materials or whatever,
a creation ordained by Paradox Space,
a craft crafted from purest joy,
but finished with a neat golden coat
of despair;
the Sovereign Bear-batter:
Originally Posted by genteelGunslinger
I think I have it, people.
Should Hussie receive almost $1,000,000,000, he will back the production of the Homestuck Pornography industry.
And thus begins his hundred year reign of blood over America's porno industry, as we will raise him up to the point of rivalling the gods themselves. He will then expand into other territory, and he will eventually consume into his multi-billion dollar empire the entirety of the world's economy.
The Condesce's rise to power was but a documentation of his intentions. The reality was, it was his plan all along.
To control the world's boners (or what have you)
And we...
Will...
GET ONE.
Keeping this horse pun here for future reference. You never know.
Originally Posted by P_equals_NP
hay or neigh.
hay eeyore neigh.
donkey is close enough to cow horse centaur right???
Originally Posted by Pinkkea
GRISTLE grist
Could not resist.
On the other hand, this is a new idea: Sandwichstuck. You climb up your NUTRILADDER by making more and more delicious sandwiches. If you die while on your CHEF BED, you can ascend to COD TIER.
Originally Posted by phantasmalDexterity
*snop*
And about Dad's creation:
Notes, hats and and tons of shaving cream cans. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect son-dad. But Nanna accidently added an extra ingredient to the concoction: Chemical S.
Thus Dad was born.
Using his ultra super strength, Dad has dedicated his life to raising children and fighting the forces of Evil!.
Originally Posted by P_equals_NP
Guess What I Just Found
Good, now put eyebrows on it.
Just read the new potato
Okay, who can we ship with the vine now?
ARMSARELOUD IS A DUDE?
No she's him, because she's Nepeta and Nepeta is everyone
We need more eyebrows.
Wat.
Pap shoosh really does work.
UPDATTTEEEE
Don't check!
That made me check the mainpage.
My specularnaodm is coming up!
So does this mean we're getting a flash?
LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES
You mean you don't look like your avatar??
I'm sure this has already been said but...
If it's been longer than 4 minutes someone has already said it!
NINJAD
Is that.... FOUR ONE THREE???
Drillgog is going to be pissed.
Let's get to page 100 before the next update!
I wonder if we can get past page 100 before they lock it!
Headcanon
I think Hussie is watching us...
The plan was to give you a boner...
You got one!
Right when I went away there was an update!
STOP USING THE INTERNET
HUSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIE!
You are my clone.
I think we're insane.
Crack ship!
Welcome to the hivemind.
What's with everyone's avatar?
Is that a new fad?
All these fads are so lameeeeeeee.
... Can I get in on it?
[Insert Floating Orange Argument Here]
[Insert Fat Vriska Joke Here]
Shhhhh don't say HER NAME.
It's a good thing AaL isn't here.
Not enough crack shipping.
Is there a folder yet?
PCHOOOOO
What are you talking about?
i'm going into ANTSY PANTS UPDATE
Doctor Brinner
Oops... I accidentally the chat thread
what is air
help
I'M DYING
Dammit Nopad!
*walks in*
*looks at chat thread*
*slowly walks out*
I can't leave you guys alone for a second!
It's part of the butt-spider's mating ritual.
You're a girl?
You're a guy??
EVERY SINGLE TIME!!!!!
I can't wait to make brand new memories.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Oh gosh the whole time I was bonding with amazing people over shared interests in a place devoted to said interests and forming real and lasting friendships which have significantly positively impacted my life I never considered that I might be inconveniencing the "asshole who doesn't give a shit and only shows their face around here to bitch about other people having fun" demographic.
I'm terribly sorry.
Originally Posted by genteelGunslinger
mO.
If you are reading this, it means you've finally put some arsehat in their place with an excellently worded post and proven yourself to be a true awesome person. You are now a man.
I am proud of you, son I mean, bro.
Originally Posted by xeroticDeceiver
CANON.
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Oh wow I just had a great revelation.
Scars across Gamzee's eyes from Nepeta's claws = see no evil
Meulin's deafness = hear no evil
Kurtloz' stitched mouth = speak no evil
Iiiiiiiinteresting.
Originally Posted by ashdenej
I was considering this earlier but with Terezi subbed in for "see no evil".
And Latula being "smell no evil".
And Tavros's legs being "feel no evil".
(Context for the following) Re: Kurloz, how does he eat?
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
He snorts all of his food. Come on, guys, use your imaginations.
Originally Posted by biblioEngineer
I can totally imagine classes on Homestuck in the future discussing the symbolism...
Several decades from now:
"So what are you going to focus on for the final essay?"
"I'm planning on examining the symbolism of the deck of cards, and the various suites, and how they relate to the classical elements."
"Oh OK. So basically ten pages on troll romance?"
"Basically. What are you covering?"
"Homestuck as a discussion of determinism, fate and free will."
"Pfft, hahahaha."
"What?"
"Dude, seriously? Everyone does that. It's like the most obvious theme in the story. Half the class is going to write the exact same thing."
Basically it will be "IDE/Theory thread: Ascend".
Originally Posted by Zeitlos Eisen
SO...
John Egbert will use various hammers as his weapon of choice.
Re: ForumStuck: Nothing ever makes sense (Cleaning Up)
*AR decides to go out into his world, pondering on what his sprite said. More battles and consort talking and exploring and puzzle solving happen. ((Offscreen, unless bear wants to write any of it.))*
Up (u), down (d), charm (c), strange (s), top (t), bottom (b)
Part 2: Leptons
(Top to bottom, left to right)
Electron (e), Electron neutrino (νe), mu lepton (μ), mu neutrino (νμ), tau lepton (τ), tau neutrino (ντ)
Part 3: Gauge Bosons
(Top to bottom)
Photon (γ), (generic) gluon (g), W boson (W), Z boson (Z), Higgs boson (H0)
Part 4: Specific gluons
These gluons can couple together to form a glueball. Gluons always have a color and an anticolor, which are indicated on the corn. The colors are red, green, blue, anti-red (cyan), anti-green (purple) and anti-blue (yellow).
Sigquotes:
Originally Posted by OverlordJ
OverlordJ attempt a daring execution of AUTHORTECH -> SPECULARNAODM “POST 400”
But it fails. Post 400 just isn’t special enough, it seems that you have to wait a little longer.
Originally Posted by Prin Pardus
“Hello, trolls, look at your hero, now back to me, now back at your hero, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using wussy lances and switched to badass hammers, he could fight like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on an airship with the hero your hero could fight like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an eight ball with two tickets to Con Air. Look again, the tickets are now grist. Anything is possible when your hero fights like an Heir of Breath and not a wussy. I’m on a horse.”
Originally Posted by Frogwarrior
Man, I sure do love speculating about everything to do with post-Scratch Meenah.
You could say I'm...
a Condesce matters theorist.
B-)
Originally Posted by Gankro
Of course I didn't really bother to test any of this. I'm just gonna take my word for it. I'm pretty awesome so I know what I'm talking about.
"I know what I'm talking about" -Me
See there's a quote and everything.
There's no way the app is actually more broken now.
P_equal_NP found a thing:
Originally Posted by P_equals_NP
Guess What I Just Found
Good, now put eyebrows on it.
Just read the new potato
Okay, who can we ship with the vine now?
ARMSARELOUD IS A DUDE?
No she's him, because she's Nepeta and Nepeta is everyone
We need more eyebrows.
Wat.
Pap shoosh really does work.
UPDATTTEEEE
Don't check!
That made me check the mainpage.
My specularnaodm is coming up!
So does this mean we're getting a flash?
LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES
You mean you don't look like your avatar??
I'm sure this has already been said but...
If it's been longer than 4 minutes someone has already said it!
NINJAD
Is that.... FOUR ONE THREE???
Drillgog is going to be pissed.
Let's get to page 100 before the next update!
I wonder if we can get past page 100 before they lock it!
Headcanon
I think Hussie is watching us...
The plan was to give you a boner...
You got one!
Right when I went away there was an update!
STOP USING THE INTERNET
HUSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIE!
You are my clone.
I think we're insane.
Crack ship!
Welcome to the hivemind.
What's with everyone's avatar?
Is that a new fad?
All these fads are so lameeeeeeee.
... Can I get in on it?
[Insert Floating Orange Argument Here]
[Insert Fat Vriska Joke Here]
Shhhhh don't say HER NAME.
It's a good thing AaL isn't here.
Not enough crack shipping.
Is there a folder yet?
PCHOOOOO
What are you talking about?
i'm going into ANTSY PANTS UPDATE
Doctor Brinner
Oops... I accidentally the chat thread
what is air
help
I'M DYING
Dammit Nopad!
*walks in*
*looks at chat thread*
*slowly walks out*
I can't leave you guys alone for a second!
It's part of the butt-spider's mating ritual.
You're a girl?
You're a guy??
EVERY SINGLE TIME!!!!!
I'm here now, and that's all that matters. I'll never let you go, never EVER AGAIN.
Posts
916
Re: ForumStuck: Nothing ever makes sense (Cleaning Up)
Originally Posted by Bearstronaut
Strife? Really, everyone is calling it quits today. Maybe visit your denizen? Help me out with Frog hunting? Visit each others planets have have the most epic battles of ALL TIME while everyone sleeps? Take your pick.
((Okay, i think I'm going to come help you with frog hunting. But first I'm going to go back to LOCAUB to finish some unfinished business))
*hH leaves the Battlefield for now.
It's as though the entire world were holding it's breath,
and hH simply was not one for tension.
He takes Lil' Abomination with him back to LOCAUB to meet an old friend.
...
He sets foot on the familiar desert ground, the air humming behind him because of the Nexus gate.
He makes his way to that old oasis village to find Abomination. What he found stunned him.
It was a celebration dedicated to to Abomination, who appears to have become these people's hero, their champion.
hH would meet up with him later that night. The two would share a tearful reunion.
Abomination, who had since named himself Ajax, would invite hH and Lil' Abomination to his home.
hH would extend his own invite to ajax, a call to adventure.
But Ajax would decline, because this town, his people, needed him here.
hH, a little heartbroken at the thought of this little reunion ending so soon, looked at Ajax.
Ajax had ceased being his sidekick, the Robin to his Batman, and became his own hero, who had finally grown out of hH's shadow.
After a long night of joy and friendship, hH departed, as he had stuff to do.
He looked at Lil' Abomination as they walked.
He saw great potential in this one, just as he has seen in Ajax.
The pair returned to the Nexus gate.
It was time for frog hunting.*
...
((and so ends the character arc that i for no good reason really cared about))
Last edited by hellaciousHappenstance; 09-29-2012 at 07:08 PM.
We interrupt this Beta spoiler fest with breaking news.
This is now in a more legible diagram. Behold Diagram?
Y/N
(Y)
ALL ships canon, amirite?
(N)
Alright then. Yes, I think you guys should make yourselves a new thread. There are WAY too many things here.
Show mercy to the people who can't resist the spoiler boxes.
This makes it more and more likely that John will end up in a sort of dreambubble. The beta's out, John is ready and asleep. SOON. SOON OUR TIME WILL COME. WHEN IT DOES... we will be ready O.o
The best ship.
Originally Posted by Jabbergasted
All this talk of splintered self is very...
disheartening
Originally Posted by Conspicuous
Actually, taking her word for it would make everyone accountable for their own actions.
She's saying that your choices matter, it's just that there's an extremely powerful entity dictating which path will be considered the Alpha in the Grand Graph of Choices Everyone Makes (GGCEM).
It overlooks everything, and decides what is needed to accomplish everything, the loops, the birth of universes, everything.
All of the individual choices are dictated by individuals, however. And while it may seem like your choices are meaningless, given that you aren't the one who decides which choice becomes the "right" one, but you are still responsible for all of those choices. They all represent things you could've done in that situation, even if only one of those comes true.
So yeah, there's a giant dick controlling everything, but it isn't going about like it's dictating your every single action from scratch.
Originally Posted by P_equals_NP
It's conspiracy cannibalism. Is what that is.
Originally Posted by P_equals_NP
DOES IT QUACK LIKE FREE WILL.
No, no please don't open up this line of discussion GAH WHAT HAVE I DONEEEE.
Originally Posted by caveDraconem
Nah, Equius is better:
How do you expect to avoid him, when he's already heir?
Originally Posted by JonahSanctferum
So, if Equius is LE...
"Are you kidding me? He's already here AGAIN? Talk about a one trick pony."
"How ironic, that your very demise would be in the proximity of some horses."
And who had their blood utilized for VOIDing LE's name out in Rose's tome?
A lesson in the school of Happenstancism:
To put the discussion on free-will to an actual close,
(Trigger Warning: This will rock your world view, for realz)
1.) Free will is a thing
2.) Free will is like a magic spinning wheel in your heart, and your heart will spin it and decide all the bullshit that happens in your life
3.) Everything has a heart, and every heart has a spinner
4.) All of these spinning wheels are in constant strife, and the biggest wheel wins and has the most power
5.) The thing with the biggest spinner is fate/ god/ the universe/ paradox space/ whatever the fuck it is
6.) The biggest wheel, however, is NOT all-powerful
7.) If enough small wheels spin and land the same outcome, it can 'veto' the Big Thing's decisions
... And that is how free will works...
The Secret Egbert; Keep of Secrets
Originally Posted by hellacioushappenstance
Originally Posted by kmsumrall
That being the stupidest part of con air says a lot.
You know, I really hope Johns Gf is like a pile of junk made to look like a girl or the maimed blue lady doll or something.
No, it's a Salamander!
And he's going to have a son, the Secret Egbert, Keep of Secrets!
Originally Posted by MegaRock35
John and his loving SALAMANDER wife will be brutally murdered be LE (permanently), but the power of Love will protect Secret,
And so LE leaves him with only a scar, and will henceforth be called the Scarmaker,
and then the comic will follow Secret Egbert (abbreviated 'SE') on his adventures as a wizard!
He'll be adopted by Jade (who is a complete asshole to him, but only because she partly blames John's wizard shenanigans for his death, but despite that
Jade will still love SE)
And Rose will be the principal of Wizard School
And Eridan would be that asshole teacher you see at every magic school,
who hates SE's father because he stole the love of his life, that lovely Salamander,
and LE will try to kill SE
but he can't
because the power of love
and Dave will be SE's uncle
an he will be killed by curtains
and then LE's defeated
an everythings okay.
THE END.
Wanted to put an IDE here, cuz it's the best thing ever, and i wanted the world to know, when it happens, that I FREAKING CALLED IT.
Originally Posted by hellaciousHappenstance
Originally Posted by Delenance
IDE: Clamiborn is Lord English, but is a distinct character from Caliborn. Boy would that be a shitty twist.
OHMIGOD.
I just put Clamiborn into an anagram solver thingy, and guess what i got?
NOTHING OF ANY RELEVANCE EVER
But i also put Caliborn into the same thing and guess what happened?
One of them was "crab lion"
CRAB LION, you guys. CRAB LION
Karkat and Nepeta.
Nepeta's coming back, of this i'm certain now.
EDIT: Also, another maybe-relevant one was crab loin.
CRAB LOIN, you guys. CRAB LOIN
New IDE: Lord English is obviously KARKAT'S UNDERWEAR, and everybody says 'Caliborn' and 'Clamiborn' because they're all dyslexic.
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Re: ForumStuck: Nothing ever makes sense (Cleaning Up)
Originally Posted by Bearstronaut
Strife? Really, everyone is calling it quits today. Maybe visit your denizen? Help me out with Frog hunting? Visit each others planets have have the most epic battles of ALL TIME while everyone sleeps? Take your pick.
((I thought I made it clear much earlier that I already finished the frog, & hid it))
"* this is apparently my 143rd post, so whatever I write here is completely out of context
once upon a time, there was a boy. His name does not matter. One day he decided that he would go outside. & so he did. But it was bright outside, & there were many horrible monsters. He did not come home that night. The moral: stay inside like your life depends on it.
"
My speculanardman
In the beginning, there was nothing. & then, there was HUSSIE!
The end.
Once upon a time, I ate all the babies. They tried to stop me, so I ate them as we'll. now I'm fat.
I'm really being uncreative here.
Maybe I'll just kill all of you.
Nah.
Homestucksontheomegles!
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You: HOMESTUCK?
Stranger: WHAT ABOUT IT?\
You: I need something for my speculanaddmStranger: LIKE WHAT?
You: Something far fetchd
You: like thisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
You: but more so & less incoherent
Stranger: 7H4T 533M5 QU173 51MPL3
You: OF COU53!
You: Y3S
Stranger: 1ND33D.
You: MW4H4H4H4H4!
Stranger: K3535353535353535353~
You: Y0U H4V3 F4LL3N 1N2 MY DEUS 3% 7R4P S0M37H1N6
You: N0WW U MU57 W47CH H3LP355LY 4S 1
Stranger: 45 Y0U WH47?
You: D0 50M37H1N6 7HR3471N1N6 4ND 3V1L
Stranger: D035 MURD3R1N9 5M4LL 4N1M4L5 C0UN7?
You: 1 VV1LL 347 4LL 7H3 848135!
You: 45 VV3LL 4S 7H47!
Stranger: N07 1F 1 347 7H3M F1R57!
You: N0! 1 54VV 7)(3M F1R57!
Stranger: WH47 480U7 R491N9 80N3R 848Y5?
You: 7)(053 50UND D3L1C105
Stranger: )~(473R5 90|\||\|4 )~(473
You: 64444VVVVV!!!!!
You: <8<
Stranger: 7'M 50 FR3S)~( Y0U C4|\| 5UCK M4)~( |\|U75~ >B}
You: 6R44VV11
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Stranger: h-hello? *nervous white haired human girl walks in*
You: )(3||0 *mysterious figure responds*
Stranger: *looks at the mysterious figure* oh gog please dont kill me 0-0
You: )(4)(4)(4)(4
You: 1|\/| |\|07 601|\|6 2 K1|| u
You: |\|07 137
Stranger: *eyes widen* imma make like a banana and split *runs like hell*
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You: |\|1€3 2 |\/|337 u 45 \/\/3||
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You: )(3||0
Stranger: hey, So eridan apparently still doesnt get that youre with another guy.
You: \/\/)(47!!
Stranger: yeah, he got all upset and everything. he asked me what you said, dont worry I kept it safe.
You: T) (anks
You: ug) (
You: glub
Stranger: if I were to run into him and he some how got arround to forcing it out. what should I say?
You: just tell ) (im to glub glub glubYou: ) (e'|| understand
Stranger: ... really? you fish people are so strange some times, but ok. Anywho tell sollux I said hi!
You: Sure!! G|ub g|ub g|ub!
Re: ForumStuck: Nothing ever makes sense (Cleaning Up)
*AR reaches a strange area, with a bed with four posts on all four corners.*
AR: What's this?
*Suddenly, a snake consort appears nearby*
Snake: We have been waiting for you, Heir.
Snake: I am Hussssssssar.
Snake: I wasssssssss ordained to help you fullfill your quest.
AR: Oh... ok.
AR: What does that entail?
AR: I know I have to grow in life
AR: And walk through fire in life.
AR: And then I'll be protected by life, or something like that?
Snake: Yessssss. You must walk through the sssssssssacred fire to your quesssssssst bed.
Snake: With this tessssssst of bravery and trussssssssssssst in the ssssssssacred force of LIFE, you will complete your quest, and assssssscend.
AR: I have to trust... what now?
Snake: you need to trusssssst LIFE itssssssself.
AR: Um....
AR: (This guy sure sounds crazy)
AR: What does it mean to trust life?
Snake: I'll let you ponder that for a while...
Up (u), down (d), charm (c), strange (s), top (t), bottom (b)
Part 2: Leptons
(Top to bottom, left to right)
Electron (e), Electron neutrino (νe), mu lepton (μ), mu neutrino (νμ), tau lepton (τ), tau neutrino (ντ)
Part 3: Gauge Bosons
(Top to bottom)
Photon (γ), (generic) gluon (g), W boson (W), Z boson (Z), Higgs boson (H0)
Part 4: Specific gluons
These gluons can couple together to form a glueball. Gluons always have a color and an anticolor, which are indicated on the corn. The colors are red, green, blue, anti-red (cyan), anti-green (purple) and anti-blue (yellow).
Sigquotes:
Originally Posted by OverlordJ
OverlordJ attempt a daring execution of AUTHORTECH -> SPECULARNAODM “POST 400”
But it fails. Post 400 just isn’t special enough, it seems that you have to wait a little longer.
Originally Posted by Prin Pardus
“Hello, trolls, look at your hero, now back to me, now back at your hero, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using wussy lances and switched to badass hammers, he could fight like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on an airship with the hero your hero could fight like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an eight ball with two tickets to Con Air. Look again, the tickets are now grist. Anything is possible when your hero fights like an Heir of Breath and not a wussy. I’m on a horse.”
Originally Posted by Frogwarrior
Man, I sure do love speculating about everything to do with post-Scratch Meenah.
You could say I'm...
a Condesce matters theorist.
B-)
Originally Posted by Gankro
Of course I didn't really bother to test any of this. I'm just gonna take my word for it. I'm pretty awesome so I know what I'm talking about.
"I know what I'm talking about" -Me
See there's a quote and everything.
There's no way the app is actually more broken now.
P_equal_NP found a thing:
Originally Posted by P_equals_NP
Guess What I Just Found
Good, now put eyebrows on it.
Just read the new potato
Okay, who can we ship with the vine now?
ARMSARELOUD IS A DUDE?
No she's him, because she's Nepeta and Nepeta is everyone
We need more eyebrows.
Wat.
Pap shoosh really does work.
UPDATTTEEEE
Don't check!
That made me check the mainpage.
My specularnaodm is coming up!
So does this mean we're getting a flash?
LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES
You mean you don't look like your avatar??
I'm sure this has already been said but...
If it's been longer than 4 minutes someone has already said it!
NINJAD
Is that.... FOUR ONE THREE???
Drillgog is going to be pissed.
Let's get to page 100 before the next update!
I wonder if we can get past page 100 before they lock it!
Headcanon
I think Hussie is watching us...
The plan was to give you a boner...
You got one!
Right when I went away there was an update!
STOP USING THE INTERNET
HUSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIE!
You are my clone.
I think we're insane.
Crack ship!
Welcome to the hivemind.
What's with everyone's avatar?
Is that a new fad?
All these fads are so lameeeeeeee.
... Can I get in on it?
[Insert Floating Orange Argument Here]
[Insert Fat Vriska Joke Here]
Shhhhh don't say HER NAME.
It's a good thing AaL isn't here.
Not enough crack shipping.
Is there a folder yet?
PCHOOOOO
What are you talking about?
i'm going into ANTSY PANTS UPDATE
Doctor Brinner
Oops... I accidentally the chat thread
what is air
help
I'M DYING
Dammit Nopad!
*walks in*
*looks at chat thread*
*slowly walks out*
I can't leave you guys alone for a second!
It's part of the butt-spider's mating ritual.
You're a girl?
You're a guy??
EVERY SINGLE TIME!!!!!
I'm here now, and that's all that matters. I'll never let you go, never EVER AGAIN.
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Re: ForumStuck: Nothing ever makes sense (Cleaning Up)
Originally Posted by X0ph3roo1
((I thought I made it clear much earlier that I already finished the frog, & hid it))
((Oh yeah. i faintly remember working on it a bit myself, and then you finishing it. Maybe our session will be just so awesome that make more than one Genesis frog? LET'S MAKE A MILLION. Or, even though it's already finished, we could add onto it. Like add something that seems good, but that just might maybe give it... cancer? You know, for future shananigans.))
We interrupt this Beta spoiler fest with breaking news.
This is now in a more legible diagram. Behold Diagram?
Y/N
(Y)
ALL ships canon, amirite?
(N)
Alright then. Yes, I think you guys should make yourselves a new thread. There are WAY too many things here.
Show mercy to the people who can't resist the spoiler boxes.
This makes it more and more likely that John will end up in a sort of dreambubble. The beta's out, John is ready and asleep. SOON. SOON OUR TIME WILL COME. WHEN IT DOES... we will be ready O.o
The best ship.
Originally Posted by Jabbergasted
All this talk of splintered self is very...
disheartening
Originally Posted by Conspicuous
Actually, taking her word for it would make everyone accountable for their own actions.
She's saying that your choices matter, it's just that there's an extremely powerful entity dictating which path will be considered the Alpha in the Grand Graph of Choices Everyone Makes (GGCEM).
It overlooks everything, and decides what is needed to accomplish everything, the loops, the birth of universes, everything.
All of the individual choices are dictated by individuals, however. And while it may seem like your choices are meaningless, given that you aren't the one who decides which choice becomes the "right" one, but you are still responsible for all of those choices. They all represent things you could've done in that situation, even if only one of those comes true.
So yeah, there's a giant dick controlling everything, but it isn't going about like it's dictating your every single action from scratch.
Originally Posted by P_equals_NP
It's conspiracy cannibalism. Is what that is.
Originally Posted by P_equals_NP
DOES IT QUACK LIKE FREE WILL.
No, no please don't open up this line of discussion GAH WHAT HAVE I DONEEEE.
Originally Posted by caveDraconem
Nah, Equius is better:
How do you expect to avoid him, when he's already heir?
Originally Posted by JonahSanctferum
So, if Equius is LE...
"Are you kidding me? He's already here AGAIN? Talk about a one trick pony."
"How ironic, that your very demise would be in the proximity of some horses."
And who had their blood utilized for VOIDing LE's name out in Rose's tome?
A lesson in the school of Happenstancism:
To put the discussion on free-will to an actual close,
(Trigger Warning: This will rock your world view, for realz)
1.) Free will is a thing
2.) Free will is like a magic spinning wheel in your heart, and your heart will spin it and decide all the bullshit that happens in your life
3.) Everything has a heart, and every heart has a spinner
4.) All of these spinning wheels are in constant strife, and the biggest wheel wins and has the most power
5.) The thing with the biggest spinner is fate/ god/ the universe/ paradox space/ whatever the fuck it is
6.) The biggest wheel, however, is NOT all-powerful
7.) If enough small wheels spin and land the same outcome, it can 'veto' the Big Thing's decisions
... And that is how free will works...
The Secret Egbert; Keep of Secrets
Originally Posted by hellacioushappenstance
Originally Posted by kmsumrall
That being the stupidest part of con air says a lot.
You know, I really hope Johns Gf is like a pile of junk made to look like a girl or the maimed blue lady doll or something.
No, it's a Salamander!
And he's going to have a son, the Secret Egbert, Keep of Secrets!
Originally Posted by MegaRock35
John and his loving SALAMANDER wife will be brutally murdered be LE (permanently), but the power of Love will protect Secret,
And so LE leaves him with only a scar, and will henceforth be called the Scarmaker,
and then the comic will follow Secret Egbert (abbreviated 'SE') on his adventures as a wizard!
He'll be adopted by Jade (who is a complete asshole to him, but only because she partly blames John's wizard shenanigans for his death, but despite that
Jade will still love SE)
And Rose will be the principal of Wizard School
And Eridan would be that asshole teacher you see at every magic school,
who hates SE's father because he stole the love of his life, that lovely Salamander,
and LE will try to kill SE
but he can't
because the power of love
and Dave will be SE's uncle
an he will be killed by curtains
and then LE's defeated
an everythings okay.
THE END.
Wanted to put an IDE here, cuz it's the best thing ever, and i wanted the world to know, when it happens, that I FREAKING CALLED IT.
Originally Posted by hellaciousHappenstance
Originally Posted by Delenance
IDE: Clamiborn is Lord English, but is a distinct character from Caliborn. Boy would that be a shitty twist.
OHMIGOD.
I just put Clamiborn into an anagram solver thingy, and guess what i got?
NOTHING OF ANY RELEVANCE EVER
But i also put Caliborn into the same thing and guess what happened?
One of them was "crab lion"
CRAB LION, you guys. CRAB LION
Karkat and Nepeta.
Nepeta's coming back, of this i'm certain now.
EDIT: Also, another maybe-relevant one was crab loin.
CRAB LOIN, you guys. CRAB LOIN
New IDE: Lord English is obviously KARKAT'S UNDERWEAR, and everybody says 'Caliborn' and 'Clamiborn' because they're all dyslexic.
Re: ForumStuck: Nothing ever makes sense (Cleaning Up)
Originally Posted by hellaciousHappenstance
((Oh yeah. i faintly remember working on it a bit myself, and then you finishing it. Maybe our session will be just so awesome that make more than one Genesis frog? LET'S MAKE A MILLION. Or, even though it's already finished, we could add onto it. Like add something that seems good, but that just might maybe give it... cancer? You know, for future shananigans.))
What I meant by that was find the Frog again, then keep it safe until we reach the battlefield, where it can grow. Only after we fight off Grey King and stop FG.
On another note, I'm working on the second thread. You can still post here... if you want.
Here.
It is a gift,
for your troubles,
A HAMMER,
crafted from only the finest
crafting materials or whatever,
a creation ordained by Paradox Space,
a craft crafted from purest joy,
but finished with a neat golden coat
of despair;
the Sovereign Bear-batter:
Originally Posted by genteelGunslinger
I think I have it, people.
Should Hussie receive almost $1,000,000,000, he will back the production of the Homestuck Pornography industry.
And thus begins his hundred year reign of blood over America's porno industry, as we will raise him up to the point of rivalling the gods themselves. He will then expand into other territory, and he will eventually consume into his multi-billion dollar empire the entirety of the world's economy.
The Condesce's rise to power was but a documentation of his intentions. The reality was, it was his plan all along.
To control the world's boners (or what have you)
And we...
Will...
GET ONE.
Keeping this horse pun here for future reference. You never know.
Originally Posted by P_equals_NP
hay or neigh.
hay eeyore neigh.
donkey is close enough to cow horse centaur right???
Originally Posted by Pinkkea
GRISTLE grist
Could not resist.
On the other hand, this is a new idea: Sandwichstuck. You climb up your NUTRILADDER by making more and more delicious sandwiches. If you die while on your CHEF BED, you can ascend to COD TIER.
Originally Posted by phantasmalDexterity
*snop*
And about Dad's creation:
Notes, hats and and tons of shaving cream cans. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect son-dad. But Nanna accidently added an extra ingredient to the concoction: Chemical S.
Thus Dad was born.
Using his ultra super strength, Dad has dedicated his life to raising children and fighting the forces of Evil!.
Originally Posted by P_equals_NP
Guess What I Just Found
Good, now put eyebrows on it.
Just read the new potato
Okay, who can we ship with the vine now?
ARMSARELOUD IS A DUDE?
No she's him, because she's Nepeta and Nepeta is everyone
We need more eyebrows.
Wat.
Pap shoosh really does work.
UPDATTTEEEE
Don't check!
That made me check the mainpage.
My specularnaodm is coming up!
So does this mean we're getting a flash?
LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES
You mean you don't look like your avatar??
I'm sure this has already been said but...
If it's been longer than 4 minutes someone has already said it!
NINJAD
Is that.... FOUR ONE THREE???
Drillgog is going to be pissed.
Let's get to page 100 before the next update!
I wonder if we can get past page 100 before they lock it!
Headcanon
I think Hussie is watching us...
The plan was to give you a boner...
You got one!
Right when I went away there was an update!
STOP USING THE INTERNET
HUSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIE!
You are my clone.
I think we're insane.
Crack ship!
Welcome to the hivemind.
What's with everyone's avatar?
Is that a new fad?
All these fads are so lameeeeeeee.
... Can I get in on it?
[Insert Floating Orange Argument Here]
[Insert Fat Vriska Joke Here]
Shhhhh don't say HER NAME.
It's a good thing AaL isn't here.
Not enough crack shipping.
Is there a folder yet?
PCHOOOOO
What are you talking about?
i'm going into ANTSY PANTS UPDATE
Doctor Brinner
Oops... I accidentally the chat thread
what is air
help
I'M DYING
Dammit Nopad!
*walks in*
*looks at chat thread*
*slowly walks out*
I can't leave you guys alone for a second!
It's part of the butt-spider's mating ritual.
You're a girl?
You're a guy??
EVERY SINGLE TIME!!!!!
I can't wait to make brand new memories.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Oh gosh the whole time I was bonding with amazing people over shared interests in a place devoted to said interests and forming real and lasting friendships which have significantly positively impacted my life I never considered that I might be inconveniencing the "asshole who doesn't give a shit and only shows their face around here to bitch about other people having fun" demographic.
I'm terribly sorry.
Originally Posted by genteelGunslinger
mO.
If you are reading this, it means you've finally put some arsehat in their place with an excellently worded post and proven yourself to be a true awesome person. You are now a man.
I am proud of you, son I mean, bro.
Originally Posted by xeroticDeceiver
CANON.
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Oh wow I just had a great revelation.
Scars across Gamzee's eyes from Nepeta's claws = see no evil
Meulin's deafness = hear no evil
Kurtloz' stitched mouth = speak no evil
Iiiiiiiinteresting.
Originally Posted by ashdenej
I was considering this earlier but with Terezi subbed in for "see no evil".
And Latula being "smell no evil".
And Tavros's legs being "feel no evil".
(Context for the following) Re: Kurloz, how does he eat?
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
He snorts all of his food. Come on, guys, use your imaginations.
Originally Posted by biblioEngineer
I can totally imagine classes on Homestuck in the future discussing the symbolism...
Several decades from now:
"So what are you going to focus on for the final essay?"
"I'm planning on examining the symbolism of the deck of cards, and the various suites, and how they relate to the classical elements."
"Oh OK. So basically ten pages on troll romance?"
"Basically. What are you covering?"
"Homestuck as a discussion of determinism, fate and free will."
"Pfft, hahahaha."
"What?"
"Dude, seriously? Everyone does that. It's like the most obvious theme in the story. Half the class is going to write the exact same thing."
Basically it will be "IDE/Theory thread: Ascend".
Originally Posted by Zeitlos Eisen
SO...
John Egbert will use various hammers as his weapon of choice.