"* this is apparently my 143rd post, so whatever I write here is completely out of context
once upon a time, there was a boy. His name does not matter. One day he decided that he would go outside. & so he did. But it was bright outside, & there were many horrible monsters. He did not come home that night. The moral: stay inside like your life depends on it.
"
My speculanardman
In the beginning, there was nothing. & then, there was HUSSIE!
The end.
Once upon a time, I ate all the babies. They tried to stop me, so I ate them as we'll. now I'm fat.
I'm really being uncreative here.
Maybe I'll just kill all of you.
Nah.
Homestucksontheomegles!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You: HOMESTUCK?
Stranger: WHAT ABOUT IT?\
You: I need something for my speculanaddmStranger: LIKE WHAT?
You: Something far fetchd
You: like thisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
You: but more so & less incoherent
Stranger: 7H4T 533M5 QU173 51MPL3
You: OF COU53!
You: Y3S
Stranger: 1ND33D.
You: MW4H4H4H4H4!
Stranger: K3535353535353535353~
You: Y0U H4V3 F4LL3N 1N2 MY DEUS 3% 7R4P S0M37H1N6
You: N0WW U MU57 W47CH H3LP355LY 4S 1
Stranger: 45 Y0U WH47?
You: D0 50M37H1N6 7HR3471N1N6 4ND 3V1L
Stranger: D035 MURD3R1N9 5M4LL 4N1M4L5 C0UN7?
You: 1 VV1LL 347 4LL 7H3 848135!
You: 45 VV3LL 4S 7H47!
Stranger: N07 1F 1 347 7H3M F1R57!
You: N0! 1 54VV 7)(3M F1R57!
Stranger: WH47 480U7 R491N9 80N3R 848Y5?
You: 7)(053 50UND D3L1C105
Stranger: )~(473R5 90|\||\|4 )~(473
You: 64444VVVVV!!!!!
You: <8<
Stranger: 7'M 50 FR3S)~( Y0U C4|\| 5UCK M4)~( |\|U75~ >B}
You: 6R44VV11
You: |\|3\/3R11
Stranger: 4LW4Y5.
You: 1 )(473 u 50 |\/|uC)(
Stranger: 4WW Y0U~ -
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Stranger: h-hello? *nervous white haired human girl walks in*
You: )(3||0 *mysterious figure responds*
Stranger: *looks at the mysterious figure* oh gog please dont kill me 0-0
You: )(4)(4)(4)(4
You: 1|\/| |\|07 601|\|6 2 K1|| u
You: |\|07 137
Stranger: *eyes widen* imma make like a banana and split *runs like hell*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Stranger: uh,,,,hI THERE
You: 6R3371|\|65
Stranger: uMMM,,hELLO,,,wHO ARE YOU
You: 1 83|13\/3 4 83773R Qu35710|\| \/\/0u|D 8, \/\/)(0 R u?
Stranger: oH,,,,uH,,,mY NAME IS TAVROS NITRAM,,,,uH NICE TO MEET YOU
You: |\|1€3 2 |\/|337 u 45 \/\/3||
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You: )(3||0
Stranger: hey, So eridan apparently still doesnt get that youre with another guy.
You: \/\/)(47!!
Stranger: yeah, he got all upset and everything. he asked me what you said, dont worry I kept it safe.
You: T) (anks
You: ug) (
You: glub
Stranger: if I were to run into him and he some how got arround to forcing it out. what should I say?
You: just tell ) (im to glub glub glubYou: ) (e'|| understand
Stranger: ... really? you fish people are so strange some times, but ok. Anywho tell sollux I said hi!
You: Sure!! G|ub g|ub g|ub!
He would break the paintbrush. Or rip the canvas. Or possibly do both at the same time.
Also, has anyone ever wondered how he could type without breaking the keyboard?
I just assumed he made one made of steel.
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
And so began a slow descent into insane fanhood
"Join us, join us," the others cried to the heavens. Yaridovich knew that it was all hope was lost.
He lept over the ledge, the mass of rabid and writhing fans rushing towards him.
Everything went dark.
Dark-Hearts, as some may say.
"HE HE HE."
I'm bored.
Originally Posted by phoenix713
The sad thing is, I'll probably never get sigquoted. Not even this post ironically.
Yaridovich23 tears out one of your canines
[7:12:52 PM] Charmander: uHH, that WAS, uMM hardly NECESSARY
[7:13:04 PM] Yaridovich23: ...
[7:13:11 PM] Yaridovich23: What sort of quirk is that?
[7:13:17 PM] Yaridovich23: Is that Tavros?
[7:13:19 PM] Charmander: Half Tavros (,:
[7:13:31 PM] Yaridovich23: And half...?
[7:13:35 PM] Charmander: Me
[7:13:49 PM] Yaridovich23: I noticed a lack of English slang.
[7:13:50 PM] Yaridovich23: F-
[7:14:55 PM] Charmander: Oh golly gosh old chap
I'm terribly sorry, Buckingham Palace, tea and whatnot
Also, personally I hope that these really are the final acts of Davesprite before he passes on. It would be quite moving. And let's face it, "death" has failed to have any meaning for quite a while now, what with the bubbles, plus putting Davesprite in them would give him the opportunity to catch up with Dave and Rose and the trolls.
That's quite impressive of Dani, I've never set a computer program on fire before. Nor have I seen anyone accomplish such a thing.
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
And so began a slow descent into insane fanhood
"Join us, join us," the others cried to the heavens. Yaridovich knew that it was all hope was lost.
He lept over the ledge, the mass of rabid and writhing fans rushing towards him.
Everything went dark.
Dark-Hearts, as some may say.
"HE HE HE."
I'm bored.
Originally Posted by phoenix713
The sad thing is, I'll probably never get sigquoted. Not even this post ironically.
Yaridovich23 tears out one of your canines
[7:12:52 PM] Charmander: uHH, that WAS, uMM hardly NECESSARY
[7:13:04 PM] Yaridovich23: ...
[7:13:11 PM] Yaridovich23: What sort of quirk is that?
[7:13:17 PM] Yaridovich23: Is that Tavros?
[7:13:19 PM] Charmander: Half Tavros (,:
[7:13:31 PM] Yaridovich23: And half...?
[7:13:35 PM] Charmander: Me
[7:13:49 PM] Yaridovich23: I noticed a lack of English slang.
[7:13:50 PM] Yaridovich23: F-
[7:14:55 PM] Charmander: Oh golly gosh old chap
I'm terribly sorry, Buckingham Palace, tea and whatnot
I think John has been sleep deprived. That and being reminded of his father sent him on a tirade. There is just So. Much. Stuff. on his plate now. Davesprite destroying their 'rock', his Dad, having to save the universe, his childhood being a lie, and life sucking in general.
I've been waiting for john to get dumped in peanut oil since we first saw hom revive. I figure in a tub of peanut oil, we would go into a purpetual cycle of dying and reviving.
And let's face it, "death" has failed to have any meaning for quite a while now.
Death has failed to have any meaning since Andrew started killing off every character with a vowel in his or her name.
Originally Posted by Yaridovich23
That's quite impressive of Dani, I've never set a computer program on fire before. Nor have I seen anyone accomplish such a thing.
Dani is most surely able to do such a thing. Her intense hatred of Skype probably sparked aflame the threads of logic in the chatroom, setting ablaze the walls of text before crashing the whole thing.
I think John has been sleep deprived. That and being reminded of his father sent him on a tirade. There is just So. Much. Stuff. on his plate now. Davesprite destroying their 'rock', his Dad, having to save the universe, his childhood being a lie, and life sucking in general.
Huh. I remember at on point Karkat refused to sleep because of Horrorterrors, and I think sleep deprivation on top of fear made him go a little crazy at one point. Sleep deprivation does stuff to people in Homestuck. But, I won't think that John is sleep deprived unless if we're shown that he has been sleep deprived. :/
Maybe because I'm dead. Way to being up a sore subject. Jerk.
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
And so began a slow descent into insane fanhood
"Join us, join us," the others cried to the heavens. Yaridovich knew that it was all hope was lost.
He lept over the ledge, the mass of rabid and writhing fans rushing towards him.
Everything went dark.
Dark-Hearts, as some may say.
"HE HE HE."
I'm bored.
Originally Posted by phoenix713
The sad thing is, I'll probably never get sigquoted. Not even this post ironically.
Yaridovich23 tears out one of your canines
[7:12:52 PM] Charmander: uHH, that WAS, uMM hardly NECESSARY
[7:13:04 PM] Yaridovich23: ...
[7:13:11 PM] Yaridovich23: What sort of quirk is that?
[7:13:17 PM] Yaridovich23: Is that Tavros?
[7:13:19 PM] Charmander: Half Tavros (,:
[7:13:31 PM] Yaridovich23: And half...?
[7:13:35 PM] Charmander: Me
[7:13:49 PM] Yaridovich23: I noticed a lack of English slang.
[7:13:50 PM] Yaridovich23: F-
[7:14:55 PM] Charmander: Oh golly gosh old chap
I'm terribly sorry, Buckingham Palace, tea and whatnot
"* this is apparently my 143rd post, so whatever I write here is completely out of context
once upon a time, there was a boy. His name does not matter. One day he decided that he would go outside. & so he did. But it was bright outside, & there were many horrible monsters. He did not come home that night. The moral: stay inside like your life depends on it.
"
My speculanardman
In the beginning, there was nothing. & then, there was HUSSIE!
The end.
Once upon a time, I ate all the babies. They tried to stop me, so I ate them as we'll. now I'm fat.
I'm really being uncreative here.
Maybe I'll just kill all of you.
Nah.
Homestucksontheomegles!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You: HOMESTUCK?
Stranger: WHAT ABOUT IT?\
You: I need something for my speculanaddmStranger: LIKE WHAT?
You: Something far fetchd
You: like thisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
You: but more so & less incoherent
Stranger: 7H4T 533M5 QU173 51MPL3
You: OF COU53!
You: Y3S
Stranger: 1ND33D.
You: MW4H4H4H4H4!
Stranger: K3535353535353535353~
You: Y0U H4V3 F4LL3N 1N2 MY DEUS 3% 7R4P S0M37H1N6
You: N0WW U MU57 W47CH H3LP355LY 4S 1
Stranger: 45 Y0U WH47?
You: D0 50M37H1N6 7HR3471N1N6 4ND 3V1L
Stranger: D035 MURD3R1N9 5M4LL 4N1M4L5 C0UN7?
You: 1 VV1LL 347 4LL 7H3 848135!
You: 45 VV3LL 4S 7H47!
Stranger: N07 1F 1 347 7H3M F1R57!
You: N0! 1 54VV 7)(3M F1R57!
Stranger: WH47 480U7 R491N9 80N3R 848Y5?
You: 7)(053 50UND D3L1C105
Stranger: )~(473R5 90|\||\|4 )~(473
You: 64444VVVVV!!!!!
You: <8<
Stranger: 7'M 50 FR3S)~( Y0U C4|\| 5UCK M4)~( |\|U75~ >B}
You: 6R44VV11
You: |\|3\/3R11
Stranger: 4LW4Y5.
You: 1 )(473 u 50 |\/|uC)(
Stranger: 4WW Y0U~ -
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Stranger: h-hello? *nervous white haired human girl walks in*
You: )(3||0 *mysterious figure responds*
Stranger: *looks at the mysterious figure* oh gog please dont kill me 0-0
You: )(4)(4)(4)(4
You: 1|\/| |\|07 601|\|6 2 K1|| u
You: |\|07 137
Stranger: *eyes widen* imma make like a banana and split *runs like hell*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Stranger: uh,,,,hI THERE
You: 6R3371|\|65
Stranger: uMMM,,hELLO,,,wHO ARE YOU
You: 1 83|13\/3 4 83773R Qu35710|\| \/\/0u|D 8, \/\/)(0 R u?
Stranger: oH,,,,uH,,,mY NAME IS TAVROS NITRAM,,,,uH NICE TO MEET YOU
You: |\|1€3 2 |\/|337 u 45 \/\/3||
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You: )(3||0
Stranger: hey, So eridan apparently still doesnt get that youre with another guy.
You: \/\/)(47!!
Stranger: yeah, he got all upset and everything. he asked me what you said, dont worry I kept it safe.
You: T) (anks
You: ug) (
You: glub
Stranger: if I were to run into him and he some how got arround to forcing it out. what should I say?
You: just tell ) (im to glub glub glubYou: ) (e'|| understand
Stranger: ... really? you fish people are so strange some times, but ok. Anywho tell sollux I said hi!
You: Sure!! G|ub g|ub g|ub!
You keep on saying that. Are u really dead, like in an Aradia ghost way?
Yes. Why else do you think Kankri is my Avatar?
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
And so began a slow descent into insane fanhood
"Join us, join us," the others cried to the heavens. Yaridovich knew that it was all hope was lost.
He lept over the ledge, the mass of rabid and writhing fans rushing towards him.
Everything went dark.
Dark-Hearts, as some may say.
"HE HE HE."
I'm bored.
Originally Posted by phoenix713
The sad thing is, I'll probably never get sigquoted. Not even this post ironically.
Yaridovich23 tears out one of your canines
[7:12:52 PM] Charmander: uHH, that WAS, uMM hardly NECESSARY
[7:13:04 PM] Yaridovich23: ...
[7:13:11 PM] Yaridovich23: What sort of quirk is that?
[7:13:17 PM] Yaridovich23: Is that Tavros?
[7:13:19 PM] Charmander: Half Tavros (,:
[7:13:31 PM] Yaridovich23: And half...?
[7:13:35 PM] Charmander: Me
[7:13:49 PM] Yaridovich23: I noticed a lack of English slang.
[7:13:50 PM] Yaridovich23: F-
[7:14:55 PM] Charmander: Oh golly gosh old chap
I'm terribly sorry, Buckingham Palace, tea and whatnot
John dies from intense distress. Jade became really depressed until she realizes he can't die. John reincarnated and dies again.
It goes on and on until the ship reach the destination.
John dies from intense distress. Jade became really depressed until she realizes he can't die. John reincarnated and dies again.
It goes on and on until the ship reach the destination.
That's... rather utterly pointless...
I'd think that John will start getting better as they approach the end of their trip, since the excitement will start mounting.
Up (u), down (d), charm (c), strange (s), top (t), bottom (b)
Part 2: Leptons
(Top to bottom, left to right)
Electron (e), Electron neutrino (νe), mu lepton (μ), mu neutrino (νμ), tau lepton (τ), tau neutrino (ντ)
Part 3: Gauge Bosons
(Top to bottom)
Photon (γ), (generic) gluon (g), W boson (W), Z boson (Z), Higgs boson (H0)
Part 4: Specific gluons
These gluons can couple together to form a glueball. Gluons always have a color and an anticolor, which are indicated on the corn. The colors are red, green, blue, anti-red (cyan), anti-green (purple) and anti-blue (yellow).
Sigquotes:
Originally Posted by OverlordJ
OverlordJ attempt a daring execution of AUTHORTECH -> SPECULARNAODM “POST 400”
But it fails. Post 400 just isn’t special enough, it seems that you have to wait a little longer.
Originally Posted by Prin Pardus
“Hello, trolls, look at your hero, now back to me, now back at your hero, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using wussy lances and switched to badass hammers, he could fight like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on an airship with the hero your hero could fight like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an eight ball with two tickets to Con Air. Look again, the tickets are now grist. Anything is possible when your hero fights like an Heir of Breath and not a wussy. I’m on a horse.”
Originally Posted by Frogwarrior
Man, I sure do love speculating about everything to do with post-Scratch Meenah.
You could say I'm...
a Condesce matters theorist.
B-)
Originally Posted by Gankro
Of course I didn't really bother to test any of this. I'm just gonna take my word for it. I'm pretty awesome so I know what I'm talking about.
"I know what I'm talking about" -Me
See there's a quote and everything.
There's no way the app is actually more broken now.
P_equal_NP found a thing:
Originally Posted by P_equals_NP
Guess What I Just Found
Good, now put eyebrows on it.
Just read the new potato
Okay, who can we ship with the vine now?
ARMSARELOUD IS A DUDE?
No she's him, because she's Nepeta and Nepeta is everyone
We need more eyebrows.
Wat.
Pap shoosh really does work.
UPDATTTEEEE
Don't check!
That made me check the mainpage.
My specularnaodm is coming up!
So does this mean we're getting a flash?
LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES
You mean you don't look like your avatar??
I'm sure this has already been said but...
If it's been longer than 4 minutes someone has already said it!
NINJAD
Is that.... FOUR ONE THREE???
Drillgog is going to be pissed.
Let's get to page 100 before the next update!
I wonder if we can get past page 100 before they lock it!
Headcanon
I think Hussie is watching us...
The plan was to give you a boner...
You got one!
Right when I went away there was an update!
STOP USING THE INTERNET
HUSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIE!
You are my clone.
I think we're insane.
Crack ship!
Welcome to the hivemind.
What's with everyone's avatar?
Is that a new fad?
All these fads are so lameeeeeeee.
... Can I get in on it?
[Insert Floating Orange Argument Here]
[Insert Fat Vriska Joke Here]
Shhhhh don't say HER NAME.
It's a good thing AaL isn't here.
Not enough crack shipping.
Is there a folder yet?
PCHOOOOO
What are you talking about?
i'm going into ANTSY PANTS UPDATE
Doctor Brinner
Oops... I accidentally the chat thread
what is air
help
I'M DYING
Dammit Nopad!
*walks in*
*looks at chat thread*
*slowly walks out*
I can't leave you guys alone for a second!
It's part of the butt-spider's mating ritual.
You're a girl?
You're a guy??
EVERY SINGLE TIME!!!!!