Teenage Angst Awareness

[JonahSanctferum]

Yes, but John killed Cage on his quest bed. Don't you see? That was the plan all along. To give Nic a tiger.

And he...got one

[Qmark]

Hey, are those Ask Hussie reddits still a thing? I mean, I know he probably won''t have time to answer any questions for a while, but still...

[Pinkkea]

No, not for real, but in the Homestuck universe almost all the humans are dead.

[hellaciousHappenstance]

But... he never got to read Homestuck!

(But i mean, seriously, you guys. Is he dead? Or are we just joking?
Because Nic was/is cool, and i don't feel right joking about it if he's...y'know
Or are we talking about Nic in-comic? I'm confused...)

EDIT: Okay, disregard my worrying...

Also, i just looked it up, and for some reason a bunch of people are saying he's dead,
at different times, and for different reasons, and
what is the origin of this joke?

[Bearstronaut]

But... he never got to read Homestuck!

(But i mean, seriously, you guys. Is he dead? Or are we just joking?
Because Nic was/is cool, and i don't feel right joking about it if he's...y'know
Or are we talking about Nic in-comic? I'm confused...)

Pretty sure REAL Nic isn't dead yet. We're talking about HS Nic, who probably isn't dead yet. Unless he died some Heroic death. Or he was in a movie so bad he qualified for a Just death. How do you kill the Nic of Time?

[JonahSanctferum]

No, not for real, but in the Homestuck universe almost all the humans are dead.

Almost. Hussie confirmed that Nic Cage successfully escaped into his own session of SBURB.

His title is the Nic of Time.

Troofacks.

[Reecer6]

Oh my god I had this in the simple questions and answers thread for like an hour before realizing it wasn't MSPA comic discussion.

I'm expecting most of the A1 trolls to represent a certain Earth era. Latula is the 80s and Ampora is the 50s for sure.
Guesses:
Mituna is the 90s/00s (because of fancy-tech helmet)
Nitram is archaic (basically saying rufio looked like a native american)
Meulin is the 70s
Zahhak is the industrial revolution

[hellaciousHappenstance]

It's just weird because i found an obituary for Nic,
and it looked pretty legit
(though i've never read an obituary before, and i had to look up what it meant)
and it was dated recently,
but in really tiny text that i couldn't see at first glance,
it admits the obituary is fake,
but still, creepy (for some reason)

[Bearstronaut]

Hey, are those Ask Hussie reddits still a thing? I mean, I know he probably won''t have time to answer any questions for a while, but still...

We haven't gotten any news about them, so they are probably still a thing. Andrew wouldn't leave us behind. He specifically chose Reddit (despite knowing it holds the hate of many) because it would weed out most of the bad questions, and make things easier so he could get back to us easier. He'll tell us soon when he has time.

Oh my god I had this in the simple questions and answers thread for like an hour before realizing it wasn't MSPA comic discussion.

I'm expecting most of the A1 trolls to represent a certain Earth era. Latula is the 80s and Ampora is the 50s for sure.
Guesses:
Mituna is the 90s/00s (because of fancy-tech helmet)
Nitram is archaic (basically saying rufio looked like a native american)
Meulin is the 70s
Zahhak is the industrial revolution

That's a pretty sweet IDE. Which makes too much sense. TOO MUCH SENSE.

[shadowedAngel]

Oh my god I had this in the simple questions and answers thread for like an hour before realizing it wasn't MSPA comic discussion.

I'm expecting most of the A1 trolls to represent a certain Earth era. Latula is the 80s and Ampora is the 50s for sure.
Guesses:
Mituna is the 90s/00s (because of fancy-tech helmet)
Nitram is archaic (basically saying rufio looked like a native american)
Meulin is the 70s
Zahhak is the industrial revolution

What era is Makara then? Halloween?
The Earth will have a future era where the latest fashion trends halloween costumes.

[xeroticDeceiver]

It's just weird because i found an obituary for Nic,
and it looked pretty legit
(though i've never read an obituary before, and i had to look up what it meant)
and it was dated recently,
but in really tiny text that i couldn't see at first glance,
it admits the obituary is fake,
but still, creepy (for some reason)

I read online that you died. Confirm/Deny.

[MSPA Forum User]

1) when did this happen

Most recent page.

JADE: WHATEVER YOURE JUST SAYING, JUST STOP SAYING IT!
JADE: and whatever youre trying to gesture with your hands there, stop doing that too!
JOHN: what? no, i was just...
JADE: nope!!! totally not talking about this

[kmsumrall]

I figured out john's "our rock" statement. He made a john clone by death by bifircation. This is the john with all the negitive emotions. Positive john will show up soon and appears to be just like normal john.

[hellaciousHappenstance]

I read online that you died. Confirm/Deny.

Confirmed.

I'm sorry you all.
I should've told you before i started naming hammers after everyone.

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MegaRock, you scored quite well on the test.
7/7 (ghost)asses for you.

excellent reference; 10/10 would read again.

What era is Makara then? Halloween?
The Earth will have a future era where the latest fashion trends halloween costumes.

Makara is obviously going to represent December 2012 when the world ends and is taken over by ancient Mayan Incan Aztec space skeleton aliens

[Kíeros]

His title is the Nic of Time.

He also holds the record for the highest score in a one player session of SBURB, of 340,282366,920938,463463,374607,431768,211455.

Confirmed.

Well, I'm sorry for your loss of yourself.

[kmsumrall]

Nitpicky petty thought - John didn't say no about having a gf, he used the ghost ass ruse as dictations to not talk about himself. Or something. I don't really have a horse in this race, other than pointing out the pirate ship in the second to last panel. VriskaJohn does make me smile, but I can accept if it doesn't happen in comic.

[hellaciousHappenstance]

He also holds the record for the highest score in a one player session of SBURB, of 340,282366,920938,463463,374607,431768,211455.Well , I'm sorry for your loss of yourself.

It's fine. You get used to it.
But I've prepared for you a gift;
Tis' a hammer,
prepared by god of the forge,
Hephaestus himself,
drenched in the tears of ten thousand young children's tears,
and i named it after you;
The Great and Terrible Kiero-Bonkinator.

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[Sawkinator]

Confirmed.

I'm sorry you all.
I should've told you before i started naming hammers after everyone.

Oh my. That's quite a tragedy.
How you hangin' with the Horrorterrors?

[xqz]

drenched in the tears of ten thousand young children's tears,

You collected children's tears, and then made the tears cry?
That, my friend, is dedication.

[TimelessGallifreyan]

Confirmed.

I'm sorry you all.
I should've told you before i started naming hammers after everyone.

At least you've confirmed that there is internet beyond the grave (I think)
But sorry for your loss

[hellaciousHappenstance]

You collected children's tears, and then made the tears cry?
That, my friend, is dedication.

You might say that.
but really it's more because i have SO much free time to do it

At least you've confirmed that there is internet beyond the grave (I think)
But sorry for your loss

The internet is the only thing that makes it bearable, i swear it is that boring
Although we do have a Disneyland
But i was never the type for theme parks

[Pinkkea]

Wikipedia says Nic Cage is not dead so it must be true.

Though I'd think he's died a heroic death already. In Con Air. In John's mind. Because Con Air is DEAD TO JOHN.

[P_equals_NP]

Oh my god I had this in the simple questions and answers thread for like an hour before realizing it wasn't MSPA comic discussion.

I'm expecting most of the A1 trolls to represent a certain Earth era. Latula is the 80s and Ampora is the 50s for sure.
Guesses:
Mituna is the 90s/00s (because of fancy-tech helmet)
Nitram is archaic (basically saying rufio looked like a native american)
Meulin is the 70s
Zahhak is the industrial revolution

Who gets to be 50s ie Elvis.

He's... dead?
Like for real?
(Why did i not hear about this?)

Yes. ;]

In other news, a thing that I do for some reason is double clicking the Caps Lock button for no reason, and I've started doing it so quickly it glitches my cheap computer and the caps lock light goes out of synch with the actual computer's state.


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The internet is the only thing that makes it bearable, i swear it is that boring
Although we do have a Disneyland
But i was never the type for theme parks

I went to the amusement peark rides at a carnival the other time and found out I have a weak stomach. :[

[Jabbergasted]

Nitpicky petty thought - John didn't say no about having a gf, he used the ghost ass ruse as dictations to not talk about himself. Or something. I don't really have a horse in this race, other than pointing out the pirate ship in the second to last panel. VriskaJohn does make me smile, but I can accept if it doesn't happen in comic.

If John gets to talking about himself, there's going to be the biggest feelings jam in the history of feelings jams. It is going to be off the rails I can feel it in my bones

...Seriously, though. >_> I'm almost hoping John has some sort of silly dreambubble-girlfriend. He has enough to deal with as it is, what with the cabin fever and hormones and grief and maybe whatever existential terror would set in from something like Sburb happening to a teenager. He doesn't need soulcrushing loneliness and sexual frustration too! It'll probably be good for his character development in the end, but that doesn't mean it'll be survivable for us readers.

Though I'd think he's died a heroic death already. In Con Air. In John's mind. Because Con Air is DEAD TO JOHN.

You know how the squiddles were/are a subconscious reimagining of the Horrorterrors? I bet that at the end of Nic Cage's session, there was some Vast thing that had all of the information about his session encoded within... and Con Air is our subconscious reimagining of that session