Juggalo Journey

[Sixteen]

Juggalo Journey



A young JUGGALETTE stands in her bedroom. Though it was seventeen years ago that she was born, it is only today that she will be given a name! What shall her name be?

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Hi there! This is my first fan-venture, and hopefully an interesting one! I've never seen a juggalo fan-venture so I figured I would fill the void!

[Jetroid]

>Rapass Badgirl.

>Zookie Neden.

[Julia]

>Jockstrap Face

[taurusJustified]

>Scooby Z

[Sixteen]

JOCKSTRAP FACE is no fitting name for a lady! However, the idea of having FACE as a surname strikes you as quite bitchin'.



That's more like it.
Your name is SCOOBY Z and today is your SEVENTEENTH BIRTHDAY. Like every other birthday that came before, you feel full of a sense of DREAD and GRIMNESS, as if something was very wrong in the world but you could not tell what. Bitches like you don't need to see it to know that something's up.
Speaking of things being up, the jig is. It's about time your friend gave you that damn birthday present she's been promising all year.



>Talk to your friend.

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rapassBadgirl spat mad fires at elderFlower at 19:32:
RB: sup girl
RB: im just here being 17
RB: kind of lame though i mean at 16 you can drink and smoke and move out i think and all kindsa sick stuff but
RB: the fuck can i do at 17?
RB: nothing thats what oh well
RB: you there?

EF:Oh, I'm sorry. I was off tending to some matters elsewhere.
EF: Happy birthday, dearest. My present should arrive in the mail very soon.
EF: Shit. I need to go, but I should see you soon.
RB: ???
EF: Say hello to RT for me, would you?
RB: heh sure
elderFlower needed some aloe-vera at 19:40

[Jetroid]

>Say hello to RT for EF.

[Lieutenant Fish]

Actually, there's http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread...559-Clownquest, but between you and me, I like this one better.

[Sixteen]

>Say hello to RT for EF.

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rapassBadgirl spat mad fires at radiantTrauma at 19:42:
RB: your girlfriend says hello sweetie
RT: oh, ohhh. i know for a fact that you ain't talking about who i think you're talking about.
RT: doing that would be a very big fucking mistake, you follow? all kindsa tripped out shit stems from her mind,
RT: and i ain't wanting none of it.
RB: lol ok but youre hardly sane yourself you know
RB: just look at that speaking pattern
RB: gives a girl the shivers
RT: don't matter. i just want to make sure that you know that me and her are in the past.
RT: so far in the past that it doesn't even matter.
RT: you know when the science books shit out their lies about the big bang and how the world was forged? but ultimately, you don't care, because who even cares about shit that happened so long ago that there wasn't even no microbes to see that fuckery?
RT: that is child's play compared to how in the past we are, scooby.
RB: so you keep saying over and over and over
RB: you tellin me that or yourself hun
RB: shh its ok
RT: ugh, whatever. we both know that she isn't worth my time. bigger fish to fry.
RT: speaking of frying, happy birthday.
RT: is my present there yet?
RB: yes and it is AMAZING

It is actually the best gift you have ever received. The CROCKER-COOKER 3000, an all-purpose cooking device that's able to fry, microwave and even bake any cooked good that you could hope for.
It is a wonder you ever survived without it. You have had it for only two hours and you have already gorged yourself on cookies, milk and a delicious ham sandwich.
It will be a wonder if you manage to survive with it.

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RB: thank you again hun i can now laze about without having to spend more than two minutes cooking for me
RB: so you get to gaze upon my beautiful form for longer
RB: it was all a plan wasnt it
RB: im onto you RT
RT: damn, bitch, you caught me. trying to get you to stick around for longer so i can stare at your sexy self.
RT: let me just turn on the webcam chat, let's get our groove on.
RT: oh, wait, look at that. jugglaletter doesn't have a webcam option, damn. would you look at that, my plan's failed already. some tactician i am.
RT: in case you can't tell. that was sarcastic. ain't interested, sister.
RB: mmkay sure
RB: psst we all know that its EF that you want on cam
radiantTrauma needed some aloe-vera at 20:12

Wow, it looks like you upset him!

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(O: Thank you for the compliment!!)

[Gecky]

>Climb on your desk and howl like a donkey

[guillotineGuardian]

> Stand on your bed and take a swig of Faygo like some badass Juggalo Pirate.

[xeroticDeceiver]

> Microwave a bottle of Faygo.

[Sixteen]

>Stand on your bed and take a swig of Faygo like some badass Juggalo Pirate.
You decide that after dealing with RT, you deserve to be rewarded with a refreshing bottle of Faygo - you arr and ahoy as you blunder the bitchin' booty that is your fridge.
However, all you have left is Faygo Lite!

You learn that Faygo Lite is disgusting, and howl like a donkey at the pain it 'causes your taste-buds.

Ugh! Who would make such filth and defile the name of Faygo? What person would taint the holy elixir?

You shout your unadulterated teenage rage to vent.
Fuck this shit.
You don't NEED anybody to be ruinin' your drinks for you. Who the fuck do they think they are? They're gonna pull regular Faygo, you know it, and replace it with Faygo Lite and then replace THAT with regular Faygo again just to make more money!
How can you make business out of fucking RELIGION??
You might as well just microwave this shit.

As you are half-way through your rant, the doorbell rings! What do you do?

[guillotineGuardian]

> GIT GIT GIT GIT GIT!

[MegaRock35]

>Look out a window to see if you can tell who's at the door

[Gecky]

>Knock the door down with a swift kick

(mega what is that avatar? :0)

[xeroticDeceiver]

> How does the doorbell know someone's at the door? Miracles.

[Sixteen]

>Look out a window to see if you can tell who's at the door.
You shift your bed out of the way and stare out of your window.

You take a moment to gaze upon your photo of the GLORIOUS SAVIORS. Every juggalo knows in their heart that these two are the patrons - no, the EMBODIMENT - of all the good that humanity has to offer. They are flawed, as they are human, but they are as close to perfection as mankind can get. You sigh wistfully. You wish that you could meet them, but it shall never be.
You look outside.
It's your friendly neighborhood mailman!
You hurry to the door to get your parcel, and shoo the mailman away.
You open the letter and read.

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Hello, Scooby, dearest. I hope this letter finds you well.
I hope you enjoy yourself.

Out of the letter falls a single golden ticket: a ticket to the fabled Juggalo Gathering!
elderFlower is the biggest sweetheart.

[guillotineGuardian]

> Go, but try not to get arrested.

[xeroticDeceiver]

> Send EF a thank-you message.

[Lieutenant Fish]

>Check to make sure the mailman isn't still there

[maroon]

>Tell EF she could have done better, but thank her anyways and go to this thing.

[Sixteen]

>Send EF a thank-you message.

You send her a message. Thankfully, while she isn't at the computer, she's left Juggaletter open. At least she'll get it when she gets back.

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rapassBadgirl spat mad fires at elderFlower at 20:29
RB: i aint even gonna ask how you got it
RB: let alone what you had to DO to get it
RB: but jesus fucking christ in the sky EF
RB: for the price of this shit you coulda got me
a plane ticket to china
RB: spend some rad time on the beaches
RB: does china even have beaches i dont even
know anymore
RB: point is
RB: ily
RB:
rapassBadgirl needed some aloe-vera at 20:32

>Go, but try not to get arrested.
Oh god, no! You simply cannot go to the Gathering in your shirt! You need a dress; you need to doll yourself up so hard you'll have everyone fawning for you so hard you'll be declared Queen of the Juggaloes so hard.
You start hyperventilating just thinking about it.


You make sure the mailman is gone before going through your choices.
Do you go for the svelte, eye-grabbing dress, or the more homely, yet attention-avoiding skirt?
Or do you fuck it and just go without getting fancy?

[Absol]

>Fancy fuck yes.

[guillotineGuardian]

>Fancy fuck yes.

^^ Oh yeah.

[Gecky]

I'm pretty sure he's still here.

>Wear the fancy dress with your jacket.

How would anyone recognise you without your trademark jacket?