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    Traum Extractum









    "Oh my oh my. Are you alright dear? This must have been your first trip. Granny will bring you a nice cup of tea." You start to regain your sense: You can hear the voice of a worried old lady. The bed under you feels soft, and smells like cats. You have finally regained your sight.



    A cartoonish looking lady is standing next to you. She is offering you a cup of fine smelling tea. "What is your name, young lady?"

    !Fanart!
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    >Bonnie

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    >Jessica Ellis

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    Doomdragara, the soul-crusher

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    Adelaide Amaranth Alanson

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    Vivian Mode.

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    Yume Musō-ka

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dalmationer View Post
    >Bonnie


    "Bonnie.", you lie.
    "Well then, welcome to my house Bonnie! I assume you also want to take a look at my garden? I never understood why would anyone go through such intense travelling just to see some veggies, haha!"


    "Well Bonnie, join me in the kitchen when you feel better. I am making some cookies!"


    As the old lady leaves the room, the static on the television screen turns into the logo of Traum Extractum.
    "Agent Soulcrush, you have not received authorization to exit the Nexus. We remind you that after befriending the Nexus Guardian you must extract yourself."

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    Throw your shoe at the TV in defiance, nobody tells you what to do

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    Punch the TV in the face and dance out the window.

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    > Make snide sarcastic remarks at them.
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    Explain what Traum Extractum is to check if your memories are in the right spot

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    >Make a mental note to get a tan.
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    > Captchadex Mug. Pour contents into television.
    "If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character, would you slow down? Or speed up?" -- Chuck Palahniuk
    pesterchum - cynicalDoomster/xeroticDeceiver

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    Turn on the VCR to record your favorite show. It's not on this channel...
    Want to talk to adventurers? Come join us!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AbysmalNinja View Post
    Explain what Traum Extractum is to check if your memories are in the right spot


    They are the thieves of dreams; who use special transmitters to Extract artifacts and entities from the dreaming. You have stolen five. Maybe they will be useful for something.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jacquerel View Post
    Throw your shoe at the TV in defiance, nobody tells you what to do

    That might damage the granny's Television set. Hopefully a light melee range bopping will have be enough defiant.

    Quote Originally Posted by Whimbrel View Post
    Turn on the VCR to record your favorite show. It's not on this channel...


    Sadly none of the channels have Spectral Poachers. It is either static, or about something called Territory 23.

    It is clearly marked Territory 13. Unacceptable, yet mesmerising.

    Quote Originally Posted by PersonPerson View Post
    Punch the TV in the face and dance out the window.


    Nah. You decide to leave the television alone for now, and decide to peek out the window instead.


    An intriguing view. Looks like the Nexus is dialled to some kind of shadow safari?


    Suddenly, you are assaulted by the aroma of freshly baked cookies. You squeel like a little girl.
    Last edited by ProfessorLizzard; 08-13-2012 at 03:48 PM.

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    > Okay, we're taking those cookies out instead.

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    COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES

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    The cookies are your target, GET THE COOKIES.
    Your name is Sparrowsmith. Of course, it's not really, but you like to pretend that when online due to an inside joke which only you get. It's kind of ironic. Your Avatar was made by аshdenej, it is an awesome sparrow. You just posted something lame, like you always do. You don't mind this, because it was intentional.
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    > Okay, go to the cookies.
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    > Cookies get.
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    What Traums have you extracted? Stay on topic

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    >To the kitchen!

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    >Coooookies!

    This old woman is lovely and you should hug her.

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    >MUST. GET. COOKIES.

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