DUNGEONSTUCK

[taurusJustified]

>Get on the transportaliser and show us more about your house.


Your house is a six-story tower. Your room is on the third floor, your living room on the second, and your bathroom on the first. The top two floors belonged to your parents, and the transportaliser can't reach there anymore.

You used to spend almost all your time in here, but there was an accident and your couch exploded. And then the fact that your father's coffin was sitting there got to you eventually. You've hung up a picture of FRIGGLISH THE WIZARD to make the room feel more homey, but the place still kind of creeps you out.

This is your bathroom, quite easily the least impressive room in your house.

And this is your basement. When you're not in your room, you're in here. All sorts of things have accumulated here over the years.

[Kíeros]

> Like what sorts of items?

[Lieutenant Fish]

>Put them all in a pile, so that it will be convenient to put them all in something (a kernelsprite, for instance) at the same time ΘΗ Μy god I just got this window with all kinds of cool stuff to open ➠➠➠✠❦‽₦₫₫₪ℵℵ❻❻❻ how did I not know about this before ☃☹☤ℑℜ℘✂ this changes everything☠☠☠☠☠☠☢☢☢☢☢☢☢� ��☣☣☣☣☣☣☣☣☣☣☣☏

[taurusJustified]

Hey, probably not going to update for at least half a day, but after that i'll be back on track. I have enough updates to move out of the cradle now, should I stay here or get the thread moved to the regular forum?

[taurusJustified]

> Like what sorts of items?


For instance, on this shelf is a ruby and two sapphires symbolising your family, your father's old practice wand, your FRIGGLISH FOUNTAIN, a copy of ALCHEMY FOR DOUCHEBAGS, and a fairy in a bottle. You suppose the collection isn't really that odd.

Ah, here's a better example. On this shelf is a RADIOACTIVE SPIDER, a CLOWN MASK, and a plush doll of some sort of SEA MONSTER.

>Put them all in a pile, so that it will be convenient to put them all in something (a kernelsprite, for instance) at the same time

You gather the items in a pile. Except for the spider, who knows what would happen if it were to bite you.

[Kíeros]

> Stamp on the spider.

[taurusJustified]

> Stamp on the spider.

Well, you should get rid of that thing somehow. You remove your wand from your WANDKIND strife specibus.




>Be another person.

You are now another person. Your name is Ivan Kaze. You enjoy dressing and fighting like an assasin, though you have never really assasinated anything besides monsters. You are currently hiding in a bush, watching your friend get beaten to a pulp.

Yeah, he probably won't survive another hit. You decide to interfere.




You execute an expert ASSASIN ROLL, followed by an epic SNEAK ATTACK. It delivers a whole truckload of damage to the river troll. A lot more than you expected actually. You know what they say, the bigger they are, the h-

OHGOD IT'S STILL ALIVE

[Kíeros]

> Keep stabbing it. That's the two things assassins are good for: Fast quick strikes and repeated stabbing.

[Askia]

use the guy on the ground as a shield

[taurusJustified]

> Keep stabbing it. That's the two things assassins are good for: Fast quick strikes and repeated stabbing.


You take a moment to snarkily point fun at the redundancy of fast quick. You also notice that snarkily is not a word and take a river troll fist to your stomach.


You are now Jayce again. You strike the river troll with your atlatl, dealing an underwhelming three damage. Long range and a low SP cost balances to a considerably small amount of damage.

[Kíeros]

> Try again; you'll get it eventually.

[taurusJustified]

> Try again; you'll get it eventually.



Jayce follows up with a close range attack using the spear. The river troll dies, as things tend to do when their brains are impaled on a spear.



The amount of experience you get raises you to LEVEL TWO. You can now choose to level up in any one of your ATTRIBUTES. What shall it be?

[Kíeros]

> Choose luck and wisdom.

[Lieutenant Fish]

>Luck

[Weather Report]

> STRENGTH[/strong]

[taurusJustified]

>Luck.

Youdecide to go with LUCK,raising it to LEVEL 2. Leveling up has restored your HP, MP, and SP. Perhaps this will be useful in the future? Ivan lies on the other side of the river.

[SuperTheAwesome]

>Ivan: Proceed in making out with your best friend, Jayce.

[Kíeros]

> Cross on the log.