Hard Work

[Bropocalypse]

Call the police, then

[SquirrelPants]

The telltale sound of glass breaking.

That one's new.

[Kaynato]

Open the door. What happened?

[Thycora]

NOPE the fuck out of there. RUNNNNN!

[Kíeros]

> Bury yourself under whatever you can find.

[SandieSandwicheadman]

> Be bitten by a radioactive grasshopper

[Steve Potluck]

Grab your pillow AKA your TRUE weapon!

[Dalmationer]

>Brace the door which a chair and bolt it out the window.

[Solaris]

yeaaaaaaaa, i'd run

[SquirrelPants]

YOU ARE NOT A PILLOW NINJA
DO YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME
BECAUSE YOU CAN ASSURE YOURSELF IT IS QUITE REAL



After that little outburst is complete, you peek out the door.



It seems, for the most part, that everything is okay, aside from your window. Nothing's been moved and aside from the glass it doesn't seem like anything more has gone awry.

[Solaris]

panic

don't get knocked out by the guy on the other side of your door

[Steve Potluck]

Go in the room and clean up the glass. You don't want to step on it later.

[Kíeros]

> Cautiously step out, right into whoever it is.

[Kaynato]

Look. Under. Your. Bed.

[Fireblade]

Hmm a wimpy girl, that is a also a coward. Do the only thing you can do, try to hide/run, get found/caught, get raped/killed; Or grow a spine, get a weapon and knock the shit out of the person that breaking in.

[SquirrelPants]

You slowly sneak your way out of your closet, out of your room...



And. Shit. There he is. Really, there's no turning back right now. You've got this green pipe thing in your hand, and there's almost no way you could slip back into your room undetected.

So you move in for the kill.



"Hey asshole!"





Okay, you messed up.

And you are passing out.

This is not the best situation you've ever been in.

[Anomaly]

Oh come on you do not announce yourself until after you have hit them with a thing.

What are you doing that wasn't even a good one-liner.

[Menen]

Be the robber

[Ashtastic]

> Murmur "W-went out... with a bang...", to make up for lost one-liners.

[Kíeros]

> Try to examine what he's done in your last moments of fleeting consciousness.

[Steve Potluck]

Wake up in hospital.

[SquirrelPants]

>Wake up in the hospital.



Okay. You definitely messed up. But you're also definitely alive. This is a positive thing.

[Kaynato]

> Look around and find out that this is NOT your average hospital.

[suomynonAyletamitlU]

> Clearly the thing to do is assault whoever's closest, as they are almost certainly the bad guy again. Quickly, while you have the advantage of surprise!

[SandieSandwicheadman]

> be bitten by a radioactive hospital nurse