Hulk out and walk through the wall, that's a quick way out
Call out the ninjas
>Calm down. Count to ten or something. Maybe get some nice tea, or a hot cocoa, I think there're still donuts in the conference room. Play some solitaire and make sure to turn on recycle deck and only draw one at a time, it's way too hard otherwise. They haven't blocked Netflix yet, you should watch a nature documentary, or maybe the new indie film with the title in handwritten-looking typeface. Dennis tricked the boss into going out of the office so you can probably just slack off for a good half hour without anyone caring. Would you like to look at a tumblr full of kitten gifs? You would like to look at a tumblr full of kitten gifs.
> Find some shadows to hide in.
>Find some shadows
Luckily, the place you've been snooping was fairly dark. The office of one Dr. George Duckard, M.D.
You think you hear whatever all that noise is coming from, closing in.
Window. There's a window in there. To outside. Get out. Trouble keeping mind straight. Out.
> Keep cool!
> You know nothing about this situation aside from the immediately apparent. Not to mention you're still injured. Just get out of there and figure out what this guy's problem is later.
>Ok, maybe he's mad about being named Duckard. Tell him that Duckard is a fine name and he shouldn't let the criticism of others ruin his day.
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