Trollslum Cafe CXIII: Table Flips and Signs with Ships

[CraftyJongleur]

Sharma looks a bit uncomfortable.

...We've talked...a bi'...She ne'er mentioned yeh...though...I mean...ter be perfectly hones'...She don' really talk ter me all tha' much...Bu' we'er ther fer eachother when we need eachother...an' tha's enough ter keep out moirailagiance goin'...righ'?

There's a bit of a plea in Sharma's voice.

[Dudemaster47]

. . .

<<hoW has she liVVed this long...?>>

[Meyanni]

Meyanni nods and offers another smile.

I'll try to do that..

[MeiMei]

Too many highbloods, too many midbloods, not enough peachbloods! Jirafa makes her way in, totally not stumbling on bus or other miscellaneous debris.

Then she leisurely tromps on over to the bar and takes a seat at it, but she completely forgets what drink she was gonna order, so she sits there drumming her fingers and acting like her mind didn't just blank.

[InsanicAsu]

Echo blinks a bit.
well well even if you don't talk often its better than the sham of a pale quadrant i used to have have. you're you're at least there for each other when you need it, which is better than what i had had.
He shrugs.
point point is you still feel pale for her so i'd say that's enough enough.

[Lovenu]

Tristi nodded to her two friends and was about to respond to each of them before she turned and looked in the direction of the couple... She didn't want to say anything just yet but geez, talk about PDA. And last time she was here she didn't remember that guy having a matesprit... Weird.

In any case, there was a little seadweller now. He seemed pretty tiny, almost wriggler-like. She raised an eyebrow at him, absently sipping from her recently received drink.

She also took note of the yellowblood who seemed to be looking at Minami. She quickly shot her a glare.

[Hpboy7]

Yinram is too busy reading to notice Tristi. She does however feel her glare. She shakes her head and tries to block it out.

[finepoint]

They greet with a mandatory fist bunp!





"H333y...Altaia...!! It's...about...tim3...you...got...h3r3...! I...don't...know...this...guy...h3...just...start3 d...talkin'...to...m3..."


Minami narrows her eyes at the tiny seadweller, tilting her head back a little to look down her nose at him. She leans against the bar and tosses a knowing glance to her friends. This kid obviously doesn't get just how cool she is!


"What...do...you...m3an...'do...you...do...that... oft3n...'??? Do...I...do...WHAT...oft3n...?? B3...AMAZING...?"





Turning back to Chever, Minami flips her hair, letting it fall over her shoulders.


"I'm...ALWAYS...amazing..."

[CraftyJongleur]

...Yeah...yeah tha's righ'...

Sharma swiftly downs the rest of his drink and the drink Echo gave him and motions for more.

[Fexxos Vyront]

Yagvus drags his moirail to a table, whereupon he orders cookies. Lots of cookies.
Yindus just sighs and facepalms.

[Overlard]

Dull, dull, surprising strength, dull, and dull. Not much of a crowd to look at. Though that peachblood was awfully tall! Surely it wouldn't hurt him much to just talk to her for a few minutes.

You know.

Casual-like.

"You there! ~Orangeblood!~" he rasps, zipping over to Jirafa as quick as a speeding bullet. "You're too ~tall~ I'm afraid. ~Rather,~ how did ~you~ get thisssh ~tall?~ Wasssh it ~drugsssh?~ It was ~probably~ drugsssh. Ssshteroidsssh ~right?~ How many ~a~ night? Good ~lord~ you must ~be~ on them ~right~ now! Sssho ~unclean.~ Tsshk."

He shakes his head at her, already raising a spray bottle filled with what looks like water.

[Overnightfuture]

Aarron grabs Meyanni's hand.

Lett's go, I justt had an idea.

[InsanicAsu]

you you don't seem so sure, sharma sharma.
He orders another round of drinks and passes one to Sharma.
in in fact you seem so not sure that you're breaking your "one more drink" rule rule.

[cautiousValidity]

Aversi walks into the cafe, grinning innocently. She swipes another troll's drink from their table, and sits down next the yellowblood and blueblood with a smug expression.
Hello!

[CraftyJongleur]

Sharma grabs his next drink and chugs it.

...Shu' yer big dumb fishy face'ole...I c'n 'old me liquor jus' fine tonigh'...I's jus' one nigh'...Bu' wha're we goin' ter do once yeh go'n ge' me drunk?

[Meyanni]

Meyanni nods.

Oh.. o-okay..

:3

[MeiMei]

Jirafa looks down at the greenblood who addressed her with a flurry of questions, then slowly takes a moment to process his inquiries.

Hey... I might have been doing drugzzz earlier... Juzzzt a few cold pillzzz... But I have never taken a zzzteriod for my height... Thizzz... Boy...

She leans down and turns his squirt bottle away with one finger as she slowly blinks her eyes in dramatic pause.

If anything... The only thing that make me taller that zzztartzzz with an 'zzz'... Izzz zzzpite... Yeah... Cauzzze I'm alwayzzz the tallezzzt...

[Dudemaster47]

You turn back to Dement.

<<um dement are you still there...?>>

[Lovenu]

Tristi continues to examine the cafe, ignoring Chever for now. She thinks Minami has this one pretty much covered. No need for backup if she can take it all herself. Tristi instead chooses to pick out her own prey... But who? She looks around for any lowbloods that might be stirring up trouble. She can't seem to take her eyes off the bizarre couple. What on earth was that troll with the hawaiian shirt wearing?! Tristi shook her head, taking a quick chug of her drink and smacking it down on the table.

Really the only troll available was that yellowblood... The one who was trying to read highblood minds. Or vibes or whatever. Same thing. She continued to keep an eye on her, squinting.

[Overlard]

He barks out in laughter, raising up the spray bottle again. "That was ~a~ joke, ssshteroids ~inhibit~ growth you ~dumbassshsssh!~"

He rocks back and forth on his feet, chuckling mirthfully. Oh! Proving one's genius is too much fun! "Oh ho ~ho!~ You lowbloodsssh ~are~ alwaysssh good ~for~ a laugh!"

"Really though, ~do~ go on! ~Alwaysssh~ the tallessht ~you~ ssshay? How ~unfortunate!~ Bet you ~bang~ into a ~lot~ of doorwaysssh! ~Hehehehe!~"

[Araiss]

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[Overnightfuture]

Dement snaps back into realit, he was staring at something and got lost in thought.

\~/- huh what? oh sorry, yeah I'm here. -\~/

[FubbalyWubbaly]

ssoundss l1ke you l1ke tto b1gnotte yoursselff

[InsanicAsu]

Echo visually twitches and resists hitting Sharma.
just just what are you implying implying? you you BETTER not be implying what i think you might be, otherwise i might just crush your head once you're too drunk to tell up from down down.