[U4G] Wrong Floor

[The One Guy]

> The Roof. Accounting is obviously on the roof.

[lavaheart626]

push roof and basement at the same time!

[Shadow Phoenix]

>penultimate. Obviously.

[supajackle]

> WE'RE GOIN' TO THE ROOF BABY
To the basement! We'll work our way up from there.



Oh no! The ROOF and the BASEMENT are off limits for everyone but the higher-ups and the janitorial staff!
Plus you have to have a special CARD for the CARD-READER

> E, clearly!
>Floor "E" for "exciting!"
> E



The E stands for EMERGENCY! Although this is an important paper you aren't in any kind of EMERGENCY.
You shudder to think what the consequences of pushing the button without being in an EMERGENCY would be.

PRESS ALL THE BUTTONS. GO WILD
Pull a Buddy the Elf and make a pretty Christmas Tree.
> Close your eyes and press a random button.
ALL OF THEM.



Are you crazy?! This is a place of business! Not some theme park! Get your head together!

> Press the \ button
> Shashy button! Slashy buttoooooooon (\)



That's the stop/open doors/close doors button. Since the ELEVATOR isn't moving yet it won't do anything. It does shut the doors though!

> 7
Try 7.



"That's right!" LILLY is on FLOOR 7. Just two FLOORS below the FLOOR that you are currently on (NINE).
The ELEVATOR hums and begins it's descent. Some nice MUZAK plays quietly. You are left alone with your thoughts.
Your mind immediatley drifts to LILLY.


*Sigh*"Lilly..."


You've got some time before you get to FLOOR 7. What do you do while you wait?

[awfulAlliteration]

Tell us more about Lilly. Explain how you first encountered her. You probably spilled something all over her, didn't you?

[dapperpixel]

>Make an obscene gesture at the elevator camera.

[Reecer6]

>Sing "The Girl from Ipanema" very loudly

[Kaynato]

> Hum standard Boring.Inc. Elevator Music.

[Kíeros]

> Reminisce about Lilly.

[acerbicAves]

> Practice some SUPER SMOOTH LINES so you can gain maximum WOOING MOMENTUM

[Samifer]

Dance to the muzak.

[Wessolf27]

>Think about having a date with Lilly.

[Crowstone]

>plant lilly!!!
who's that creepy personnn

[MultiversalInk]

> Fantasize about Lilly. Try not to get carried away.

[awfulAlliteration]

> Fantasize about Lilly. Try to get extremely carried away.

FTFY.

[ThunderJolt]

> Take a short nap

[supajackle]

>Think about having a date with Lilly.
> Practice some SUPER SMOOTH LINES so you can gain maximum WOOING MOMENTUM



You hope Lilly will like the place you picked for lunch today. Which is where you're going after you drop off this paper.
Ah yes you've gotta have some SUPER SMOOTH LINES.
"Hmmm let's see... Lilly, your eyes are like...a rainbow..... Your hair is also like a rainbow...."
Wow you're really bad at this

Tell us more about Lilly. Explain how you first encountered her.
You probably spilled something all over her, didn't you?
> Reminisce about Lilly.



The first time you met was in the staff lounge.
You weren't paying attention to where you were going and ran right into her with a plate full of food,
causing her to drop her plate on the floor. You were so sorry and upset, but she was calm and said-



"Hush. Settle down."
"I'm so sorry! How can I make this up to you?"
"How about you take me out to lunch. The food here sucks, anyway!"



You went out a lot more after that. One night You leaned in to kiss her for the first time and... You.. uh.. Hah...



"Haha.. kinda hot in here"
So... uh... OH! You realize the ELEVATOR still hasn't reached the seventh floor.
You've taken this elevator to ACCOUNTING hundreds of times, it usually doesn't take nearly this long...
Weird...

[Kíeros]

> What floor does it say it's on?

[Aetrop]

> The door's obviously stuck, press the EMERGENCY button!

[dippity-dip-dap]

> Contemplate the reference you just made to a very popular web-comic

[Kaynato]

> You forgot to press a button, didn't you?

- Severe Deja Vu moment.

[Crowstone]

>just keep waiting. look at the indicator : what floor you on are?

[OldManRupee]

Did I give you one of these yet? Here:

[MultiversalInk]

> It's probably stuck between floors. You might run out of air any moment. Are the walls closing in on you?

(panic)

[Wessolf27]

>Open the elevator! Push the open button, quick!