Secure. Contain. Protect. NEVER SAY DIE

[Jetroid]

>SCP-273: FTFO.

>D-273-19: Press ALL THE WRONG BUTTONS.

[Gimeurcookie]

D-273-19: Fuck the egghead, you don't take orders from nobody! Eat that raw meat, just to spite him!

THIS

[Todd Ingram]

D-273-19: Press ALL THE WRONG BUTTONS.



As X2, you switch to your D-Cell camera after 30 minutes to tell 19 t-oh fuck, he's hitting the lights and cooling buttons.

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XX: D-273-19, step away from the door terminal NOW.
19: Say it! Say it, you motherfucker!
XX: D-273-19, if you don't step away from the-
19: SHUT THE FUCK UP! Say my NAME!
19: You say my name instead of that BULLSHIT, maybe I'll step the fuck away from this fucking door!

xerophyticXystarch established a verbal link to the PA system in the offices of ON-SITE TERMINATION PERSONNEL.
XX: Reporting a non-cooperative D-Class in cell 132. Requesting backup.

This isn't good.

[Dmatix]

Be Agent Harold Montgomery, the Site's D-class supervisor. Deal with D-273-19 with extreme prejudice. No one interrupts your pipe and brandy break.

[Kíeros]

> Repeat your call for backup/assistance to all nearby who could hear it.

[Jetroid]

>SCP-273: Escape!

[Todd Ingram]

Be Agent Harold Montgomery.



Fair enough.

You are now Agent Harold Montgomery, the D-Class Supervisor for Site [REDACTED]. You've recently been transferred to this site after a fairly illustrious career in the Ethics Department. You were in the middle of one of your famous pipe and brandy breaks, during which you can relax and lament on the finer things in life.

However, you were recently informed that an on-site D Class working with SCP-273 has been causing trouble. Normally, you would quickly and calmly deal with the situation, with no need for dramatics or-heaven forbid-overkill.

But you see, this ruffian has brought about the interruption of your pipe and brandy break.



NO ONE INTERRUPTS YOUR PIPE AND BRANDY BREAK WITHOUT SHORTLY ACQUIRING
A BODY MASS CONTAINING COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF BULLETS.

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{{oh god the second image everything is terrible}}

[aattss]

Get a magnum and show up. THIS TIME, IT'S PERSONAL!

[Kíeros]

> Give the troubling D-Class what he deserves.

[Dmatix]

Wonder where your illustrious mustache has disappeared to now- the thing is practically an SCP by itself. After that, release the hounds.

[causelessCogitation]

> Use an SCP to kill the rapscallion.

[Gimeurcookie]

> XX: Do everything BUT call that guy by his name. Hell if you're ever going to do that.

> XX: Tell him you will make sure to get him thrown in with a highly deadly and slow killing SCP if he doesn't stop.

[awfulAlliteration]

>Montgomery: FEED HIM TO THE SCP HE SHOULD BE FEEDING. THAT WILL TEACH HIM. Oh, it'll also make for a nice experiment!

[aattss]

>This time, it's personal. Show up singehandedly with a magnum, and shoot the stupid guy who interupted you.

[audaciousAdmin]

>Montgomery: FEED HIM TO THE SCP HE SHOULD BE FEEDING. THAT WILL TEACH HIM. Oh, it'll also make for a nice experiment!

Seconded.

[Todd Ingram]

Montgomery: Arm yourself.



But of course. There's simply no time to lose.

You equip your charmingly blurry GENTLEMAN'S MAGNUM. You almost pity the criminal for having to die so quickly after having the privilege of being shot by such a glorious firearm.

Time to show this no-gooder what's for!

X2: Check on 273.



D-273-19's careless button pushing couldn't have been good for the subject. You switch cameras and bring up the data...yep, temperature decrease is confirmed. Better clear up some things.

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273: ...cold, why, why is it cold...
XX: 273, remain calm.
XX: There's been a...malfunction with the cooling unit for your room.
XX: Rest assured that the temperature will be normalized as soon as possible.
273: ...the hunger, it's...angry...I can't...
XX: Your food will arrive as fast as we can get it there.
XX: Until then, please remain calm.
273: ...if it wants to feed...I can't stop it....
XX: 273, please make every effort to stay calm.

Damn it, where is that D-Class supervisor?

[Gimeurcookie]

> Montgomery: Quick, get down there, go go go.

[Jetroid]

273: Investigate that text slightly engraved on your wall. (123RF/RE?)
Dr. Xavier: Check on D-273-19

[Kíeros]

> Dr. Xavier: Repeat your all call for the unruly D-Class.

[Todd Ingram]

Montgomery: Quick, get down there, go go go.



You make haste to the scene of the crime as fast as your manly legs allow you to.

X2: Check on D-273-19.



Huh. Cooperating now, are we?

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XX: D-273-19, thank you for opening the chute.
19: Fuck man, I hit that shit by accident!
19: I ain't gonna put no raw meat down that thing. Shit, I'll eat it, egghead!
XX: D-273-19, if you don't-

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MONTGOMERY: What ho, you rapscallion!

Son of a...




...bitch.

[Midtime]

>Montgomery: FEED HIM TO THE SCP HE SHOULD BE FEEDING. THAT WILL TEACH HIM. Oh, it'll also make for a nice experiment!

“In response to testing with D-class personnel, SCP-273 screamed at obse[DATA EXPUNGED]sed into the corner of its private enclosure and refused to enter the front partition for 12 hours.”

> Creative revenge has its place, but not here.

Edit:
> Panic, then.

[audaciousAdmin]

Where is creative revenge more fitting than in an SCP fanventure?

[awfulAlliteration]

Not only did my suggestion get used, it got used WITH STYLE. *applauds*

Oh, right, a suggestion. Hmmm.

>273: FTFO.

[Jetroid]

>273: FTFO.

>Dr. Xavier: FTFO.

[Gimeurcookie]

> EAT IT.