Housecaught ( Now with mirrors! )

[audaciousAdmin]

Mirror for new readers
It's much better. I redid a lot of stupid shit.

Skip ahead to the image if you don't feel like reading credits. Housecaught is a fairly ambitious project based off Homestuck. The artists are sleepingProdigy, who is an amazing artist, and myself, who is a horrible artist. I mostly rip things from SP and make them more transparent/move them. Most things are drawn by hand, and by hand I mean mouse, except for the things that obviously aren't. Many hours were put into art and character personality before Housecaught was "officially" started. Now:



A young man stands in his bedroom, which most definitely is not being looked into. It just so happens that today, the 21st of July, is this young
man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a
name!
What will the name of this young man be?

[Morphimus]

> Barfstain Tumorface

[audaciousAdmin]

Also, I should say, that as we want the pictures to be very quality, responses MAY be a little slow.

[audaciousAdmin]

No.

[audaciousAdmin]

Your name is ZACHARY BELMONT, most people call you by Zach. You and your friends tend to call each other by your last names, though. Your chumhandle is audaciousAdmin. You have a very unhealthy interest in FIRE, though you promise that it's COMPLETELY SAFE, which it most definitely isn't, and you know that full well. It's made even more dangerous by the fact you have VERY LONG HAIR for a guy. You still love it, though. You tend to play a lot of VIDEO GAMES, which you refer to as VIDJAH GAMS. Your favorites include LEAGUE OF LEGENDS, STARCRAFT, and SAINT'S ROW. You try desperately to get your friends to play, but they always REFUSE. Except your best friend, GOLDMAN, who you team up with for Saint's Row everyone once in a while. Luckily, everyone in your group is very excited for the official release of the incredibly-looked-forward-to official release of the game SBURB. Except MAXWELL. For some reason, they TRULY HATE vidjah gams. You're the only person you know who DOES NOT HAVE A GUARDIAN. You consider this a blessing, as you don't have anyone to try and stop you from setting yourself on fire.

[Kíeros]

> Set another worthless item in the room on fire.

[Morphimus]

> Look out the window.

[audaciousAdmin]

What window? You've never had a window.

[Kíeros]

> I know, set fire to those two cardboard sleeves with disks in them on your desk. This surely won't come back to haunt you.

[Morphimus]

> I know, set fire to those two cardboard sleeves with disks in them on your desk. This surely won't come back to haunt you.

Yes, this is the best thing to do.

[audaciousAdmin]

You take about 20 minutes considering burning your SBURB: OFFICIAL RELEASE discs. You decide this was the dumbest fucking idea you've ever had. You instead light the two drawers below your cupboard, which is COMPLETELY SAFE because most of your room, including your table, is hard cement.

[audaciousAdmin]

Speaking of your Sburb discs, you walk over to your desk to admire them. You assume the discs themselves are the most beautiful things in history. Because of this, you won't open their sleeves until your friends receive theirs.
Some douchebag is messaging you. Hey, you know this douchebag!

Do you answer politely and have a friendly conversation, answer like you normally do, or tell them to fuck off?

[Morphimus]

> Answer with: "What's up slut?", you know, the way you usually do.

[SClark]

> Imbibe gasoline, it will fuel your spirit

[Absol]

>Slender Man: Attack!

[audaciousAdmin]

((This is what happens when I try to draw.))

[audaciousAdmin]

You consider drinking your gasoline, but you know from experience that leads to nothing but bad gas.

[audaciousAdmin]

You have no idea what a "Slender Man" is.

[Absol]

>Burn the bed!

[audaciousAdmin]

It's concrete with a fire blanket.
This explains why you never sleep.

[Morphimus]

> Sleep on your table.

[Absol]

>And take your pillows with you.

[audaciousAdmin]

You have no pillows. The things on your bed are propane tanks. You haven't slept in so long you forgot how to.

[Absol]

>Get more clothes out of your closet and make some kind of comfy nest to sleep on.

[SClark]

> Check under mattress for the latest issue of Matchstick Monthly