Plotless: The Wesker, The Shard, and The Hells Gate.

[Epic42]

Kix-del looks up to see the descending demons.
Kix-del:"DAEDRA!?"
He pulls out the wabbajack.

Cecelia also notices the demons.

Inferno princess is trapped by Rexian's mind lag still.

Glacier behemoth wants to give the demons hugs.

Hurricane titan is rather displeased by this unorganized entry. It then starts shooting lightning to make them enter in a more orderly manner.

Epic gets ready to rumble.

Epic42 just hides under a rock. He's basically useless.

I CAN HEAR YOU!

[boredCommentator]

boredCommentator is hit by a couple vines, but isn't too harmed. The explosive marshmallows also inflict minor damage.
Ponder struggles to get up and throws more Decen Smashers at boredCommentator...
...who simply catches or dodges them all, then proceeds to again attack the injured Ponder.
Ponder fails to dodge in his weakened state and is impaled yet again, clean through the heart.
Ugh... I've... Underestimated him and... Overestimated myself. I should have known that he of all people would be able to kill me. Tiger Lily, get yourself and Briar... Out of here... Heh, so many things left unsaid... I never told you that I-
boredCommentator stabs Ponder through the face with the Ursa Minor Lancer.
And you never will tell her. You died playing hero, Ponder. You should have just been your usual apathetic jerkass self instead of thinking you could stand against me!

[blackjackal]

indegus doesn't actually want to bother with these demons so she sends out the jackals army to take care of them



the assassins start fighting in there own individual ways

[Epic42]

Kix-del starts firing at the demons with Wabbajack...there's no telling what's going to happen.

Cecelia charges up the paradox laser and rapid fires blasts at the demons.

Epic has no clue what to do...he decides he wants to try a summon.

[destinysWalrus]

. . . Buck you. says Tiger Lily, who is starting to get a purple glow-y field around her.



Briar's attempting to heal Ponder, even if he is dead. Unfortunately it doesn't seem to be working.
. . . he's gone . . .
Lily - maybe this isn't the best time -
Briar is smacked with a newspaper in midsentence.



I'm not leaving now. You can if you like.



Not if you're staying.



Rose Petal arrives at the lake just then.



And as for the other non-evil ponies, Chocolate Cream is too well hidden for the demons to attack him immediately, and Storm Racer has temporarily retreated into impossible-to-find space while he figures out what's happening.

[Silvak]

The demons generally take on the attacks with full force and rush forwards attacking all that have damaged them, Demons in the back begin chanting as the symbol 666 begin to circle around them and red lightning thunders from the skies enveloping the ground with hell fire

[boredCommentator]

So another has come to join the herds of the deceased. You can run if you like, though. This is your chance. Unless, of course, you wish to die at Ponder here's side, Tiger Lily?
boredCommentator resumes floating in midair while dual-wielding his infinity plus and minus one lances of which you all know the names.

[unqualifiedParadoixer]

UP leaps up, out of the way.That's not very nice of you~ She swipes at him with her own blade.

Starfall and RJ are also trying to fight the demons, only really understanding that they can't be good.

[blackjackal]

one of the drone cities is destroyed the other ones have made defenses.

drone cities dead 2/4

[boredCommentator]

Robotsvelt attacks UP again.

boredCommentator takes a very short break from the fight to activate a bunch of fireworks he had set up earlier. They spell out in the sky, PONDER IS DEAD AND ISN'T COMING BACK.

[destinysWalrus]

Tiger Lily shows no signs of backing off. Actually, she looks more like she's going to attack than she did before.
(after all, now Rose Petal's in danger too)



Rose Petal figures out the situation rather quickly and whispers something to Tiger Lily before retreating to the trees again.



Tiger Lily puts away her weapons and backs up a few steps.
Ponder will be avenged. Not now, but another day.
And then she teleports herself, Briar, and Rose Petal onto the deck of the ship.



Mimic is being adorable at bored.

[boredCommentator]

boredCommentator politely and nicely asks Mimic to turn into an easily-lifted but highly dense rock with lungs but not gills.

[Epic42]

Epic summons forth...himself....wait what?

???:"Hello there, Mr. Summoner, I'm copy cat. You're probably confused as to why I look like you nya. I have the ability to change into others and copy their abilities. For example you!"

Epic:"Groovy."

They start doing combo attacks on the demons.

[unqualifiedParadoixer]

Zig is sort of panicking in that "I can do this... NO I CAN'T. wait. yesNOyesNOyesYESno" way.

Is that all you can do? UP asks, aiming for his arm as she evades his stick.

[boredCommentator]

I CAN ALSO DO THIS.
He then fires a rocket at UP.

[Silvak]

One of the fireworks manages to kill a stray demon, The first to be killed
1/∞


Upon two of the drone cities being destroyed knorpel is teleported to The raptor


E=== Ummm why did you send me here? ===3
Well um it says here on this soup can two of that jackal douches contract holders cities got destroyed, So congrats your quest is complete
E=== ummm cool? what does that entitle me===3
Hmmm let me check, Oh I merge with you
E=== Ummmm what?===3
Too late im doing it
The raptor sends Knorpel back and jumps through his soup can to the real world jumping onto knorpel's back and merging

The two have become shaman teir
E=== Ummm I look stupid
Screw off the can told me to and besides you fulfilled your contract
As soon as that was said lightning bursts into all villages owned by knopel with the residents running out in terror into caves
Ummmm.... Shit well I guess its too late to change my mind?
E=== Hmmmm yup ===3

[Epic42]

Epic:"Existenial!"

Copy cat:"Funnel!"

Both:"WEAVE!"

A giant web funnel forms around them creating a suitable battlefield.

[boredCommentator]

boredCommentator is now in Ponder's old room, going through his stuff.

[unqualifiedParadoixer]

... Not what i meant~ but better~ UP says, dodge-rolling to the side, protecting her injured shoulder. Shroud of Shadows~! She shouts, having been apparently wearing it since she left the hideout. She vanishes, deciding to sneak up on him from behind if possible.

[blackjackal]

indegus is teleported to the jackals place.

"wow. WOW! you let me get showed up by that stupid chicken raptor in the race of the city competition. YOU STUPID BITCH!"

hey hey hey. what competition?

"me and knorpels emissary had fucking a bet that you could make a better fucking city then him. AND YOU FAILED MISERABLY. "

how is this my fault? i didn't know i was just making this life for fun.

the jackal tackles indegus to the ground.

"BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T GIVE THEM ANY FUCKING DEFENSES. HOW THE HELL IS A NATION SUPPOSED TO FUNCTION WITH OUT ANY PROTECTION?"

indegus flips the jackal over and forms a katana in her hands and raises it to his neck. the jackal disappears the reappears and bites her around the neck.

"YOU THINK YOU CAN FIGHT ME HERE? YOU THINK YOU CAN FIGHT ME ANY WHERE. YOU ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO ME!"

blackjackal appears between the two with what seems to be the sword of the death god.

STOP IT YOU TWO FUCKING MORONS.

he points to the sword at the jackal.

YOU NEED TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN. SHE DID NOTHING AND YOU ARE MOSTLY TO BLAME.

he points at indegus

YOU SHOULD HAVE ADEQUATELY DEFENDED YOUR PEOPLE.

blakjackal teleports indegus back to her castle and basically puts her in time out mode

{im out for the night now}

[Epic42]

The spider berates Epic for not using it's power right.

Spider:"No you idiot, your threads are too slack, they couldn't even hold a fly if you paid the fly."

Epic:"I'm not use to web slinging! I'm not Spider-man!"

[boredCommentator]

Suddenly, a notice is heard from within Robotsvelt.
QUEST BEDS LOCATED.
OH, SIMPLY EXCELLENT. I SHALL GET TO THAT BEFORE MISS UP REAPPEARS.
He then proceeds to throw Otrofx and the top half of Zack in two separate directions.
MY WORK HERE IS SUCCESSFUL. THROWING LOCATION EXACTLY CALCULATED TO BE QUEST BED LOCATIONS. PREPARE TO DIE, INVISIBLE GIRL. I AM TAKING YOU DOWN WITH ME.
Robotsvelt immediately dies in a self-inflicted massive, fiery explosion.

[Epic42]

Epic:"Okay you hell spawn. Prepare to have your shit wrecked."

Epic rushes forward.

Copy cat copies this idea.

[unqualifiedParadoixer]

She first claws out of range of the explosion, removes the Shroud, then Claws to Zack, off setting his flight to his quest bed. She returns to her original space. She almost claws to Otrofx when she realized how completely she had fucked up her shoulder. And by completely, I mean she can't use her right arm at all. And being that that is her dominant hand, she would literally be dead if someone challenged her right now, not to mention, that was the hand she was Clawing with... This.. doesn't bode well... She stumbles backwards into a tree, passing out from the pain/ bloodloss.

[boredCommentator]

boredCommentator appears nearby UP.
Oh, no, oh, no... Are you alright, UP? I told you it wouldn't be safe to do this with such wounds, but you insisted on going and I, like a dumbass, let you.