Hiatustuck: The Waitening

[Freack]

Then again bE is totally awesome.

But next year Drillgorg, I am remembering this.

Guys. How long has it been. I am dying..

[Ace of Dark-Hearts]

Guys. How long has it been. I am dying..

Exactly two letters since the beginning of it's conception.

[Fish]

America is as important as "whatever the name of that country in South Africa that I'm not bothering to look up because it's not important like Lesotho or something hey spell check says that Lesotho is a correct word so I'm going with that" is.
Uh... no. Would you like some famous people who share my birthday? An actor, a baseball player, a businessman, a politician, a prince, a television presenter, and a writer. Though not necessarily in that order.
I'd play the SBaHJ mmo.

You just don't get JOKES.

The most important joke in my post was that you did not misspell "movie" at all. Because that is the point at which SBaHJ's shittiness has to be so shittified that it is good.

The other thing we were thinking of was the Jesus MMO. Hordes of Jesuses grinding through Lazarus' family and going down to the lake to turn water into wine. Frequently getting in conflict with the people trying to train their water-walking skill.

Actually, if you turn water into wine, and then turn the water in the wine into wine again, and keep doing that,
?????

Okay getting off topic.

Rose needs to still play the rain. Is she ready, now that she's god tiered, or does she still have things to learn?
Will completing the quests allow Jade to make another frog?
Does a cherub's visage at all remind you of frogs?

[Drillgorg]

Will completing the quests allow Jade to make another frog?

What's wrong with the first frog? Presumably a tadpole that grows into a universe frog can survive swimming around in the forge.

[wolftamer9]

Does a cherub's visage at all remind you of frogs?

I'm just gonna remind you guys about the Billious Slick-Billiards Stick comparison.

[dcheng334]

What's wrong with the first frog? Presumably a tadpole that grows into a universe frog can survive swimming around in the forge.

Forgive me if I'm wrong, but as I recall, Jade's tadpole frog was serendipitously chucked into the volcanic forge and subsequently destroyed.

Also, did I recall that I am an idiot for not reading your entire post

[Freack]

I thought they were super frogs who were okay to live in lava?

[Ace of Dark-Hearts]

Forgive me if I'm wrong, but as I recall, Jade's tadpole frog was serendipitously chucked into the volcanic forge and subsequently destroyed.

I believe he acknowledged that exact thing in the very sentence you just quoted.

Also, that is hardly serendipitous.

[Fish]

I'm just gonna remind you guys about the Billious Slick-Billiards Stick comparison.

but English is just a technique
which implies that there is something controlling him
or I could be taking it too literally

Also, that is hardly serendipitous.

no no see it's like
rain
on your wedding day

Dave and Jade have completed their land-based quests, correct? So while John and Rose are doing theirs, they will perhaps be working on another frog? Will they have another quest?

Also, since the pads of B1's Prispot and Derse are destroyed, the pads on LoWaS and such to those places will not work. Are there pads between the lands? Will they be able to link up to B2's Prisonpit and Derse?

Don't mind me I'm being fake-deep.

[User 18]

but English is just a technique
which implies that there is something controlling him
or I could be taking it too literally

Hussie started the English.

But it got away from him, and ended up doing something entirely different from what he had intended.

[Freack]

When I first read that, I was kind of zoned out, so I read it as English the language. Well, not a language, but a technique.

This is a funny thought .

LOrd English comes from beyond the fouth wall? Wait, what of the cherubs, did we ever decide what universe they were from? Because it COULD be the Hussie/Rufio/MsPaint/MidnioghtCrew universe.

[User 18]

When I first read that, I was kind of zoned out, so I read it as English the language. Well, not a language, but a technique.

This is a funny thought .

LOrd English comes from beyond the fouth wall? Wait, what of the cherubs, did we ever decide what universe they were from? Because it COULD be the Hussie/Rufio/MsPaint/MidnioghtCrew universe.

That would give it a somewhat different meaning

IDE: LE takes up residence in Hussie's old house, in between being already here and eating universes. Many years in the future, when the sun has become a red supergiant, the house is crushed by a meteor. LE, through shenanigans of some variety, gives 'birth' in some fashion to uu/Calliope. The jujus are the pool ball eyes. In the future, uu brings the jujus together, perhaps because of events directly related to Calliope's death, and the power of them overwhelms him, focusing the negative parts of his personality into LE, who then travels back in time/space/everything in the biggest loop of all time.

Wait, fuck. I think that actually makes sense. Not what I was going for.


Also, does that mug say 'Copper' on it?

[Freack]

It says "COFFEE" and time loops are the best.

ALso.

Going crazy here.

[User 18]

It says "COFFEE" and time loops are the best.

ALso.

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Going crazy here.

I swear it looks to me like he's spooning giant mounds of copper into his mouth

I'd say another 24 hours at minimum, before the next update. Hussie, please prove me wrong!

Seriously though, is there anything wrong with that theory?

[mysteriousOutsider]

whoa hey there's totally a webcomic that happens around here sometimes, huh

Oh well.

[Fish]

whoa hey there's totally a webcomic that happens around here sometimes, huh
Oh well.

MO your avatar looks like it is speeding up to an update.

LOrd English comes from beyond the fouth wall? Wait, what of the cherubs, did we ever decide what universe they were from? Because it COULD be the Hussie/Rufio/MsPaint/MidnioghtCrew universe.

Wow this is a great thing that I totally missed. (To be a possibility)

Also that theory seems legit U18 but I think it would be more like
meteor lands, killing everyone in the house (including LE)
later LE's corpse sprouts uU
and uu becomes LE later
????
or LE goes and does something else,
then uu becomes LE also
critical glitch causes LE to die (not really)

If there are instances of DS that are spawned in every universe which LE eats, and . . . they all hatch him . . . it doesn't seem quite like uu will become him. Ugh this is stupid but what if LE dies and become uU, and uu is the end boss?

[bloodyEmissary]

A flash sometime today would be really great, though it's only been four days since the last update so it seems unlikely.

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I guessed because you said Miriam saying that her face would get stuck is eerily reminiscent of a new Spongebob episode that you're watching.

Also HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIRIAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

THANK YOU DANIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

If you haven't noticed, I'm bad with emotions. Of any kind.

Also, I guess I never really saw the point of celebrating birthdays? I like getting gifts and all, because free stuff, but it always felt like a "congratulations on not dying for another 365 days" celebration.

"Congratulations on not dying for another 365 days" celebrations are the best kind, don'tcha know.
They're most of the 100 most important celebrations you'll ever have in your life.

Happy birthday, bE! We don't really talk, but you deserve a pie in the face courtesy of me and my confectionery generosity.

No we don't really which is sad because I've seen you around a lot and I think you are a really cool person.

Happy Birthday bE. Everyone suddenly loves you sincerely now!

This is how it has always been though.

aaaaaaaa thank you

wait hold on I have a better idea. I'm sure I promised you a present...

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I hope you didn't have birthday plans that weren't standing still for several hours while I switch a lever back and forth

oh gosh

Oh man I haven't done one of these since Gen Chat:

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oh gosh

that settles it we need to arrange a meetup at a con so I can hug all you lovely thoughtful people in person instead of just trying to beam all these warm fuzzies at you through the internet.

[ebonySable]

Here's a theory: What if Lord English isn't a person. Not a being in his own right. What if he's... a puppet. Controlled by the real Lord English, who is elsewhere. When a universe ends, it means he can activate his puppet in it, which gets sent back in time and rampages through the universe, as we know.

Also: Happy birthday, bE. Many happy returns of the day.

[Fish]

If ash were here he would do a "BE. If you are reading this, it means that you are crazy enough to send messages via blood. You are now a man. As such, you are entitled to what is inside. I know you will take this responsibility seriously. I am so proud of you," with a spoiler with lots of dapper hats and razors. But ash is on vacation, and therefore we only have Drillgorg.

BE is your birthday over now? I can't remember when that person posted that thing.

guys dad is such a great dad
aaaaaah
will he accept John?
will he die again?
If he dies again I will lose my shit.

[Freack]

Of course he would accept John.

If it were not for the DEAD-ness.

But I do really want him to live. I like him.

[SM64Guy]

I hope Alpha Dad is Beta Dad resurrected by Jane using lifey powers and sent back in time to raise her.

Because they're like the exact same person.

[recalcitrantIre]

I hope Alpha Dad is Beta Dad resurrected by Jane using lifey powers and sent back in time to raise her. Because they're like the exact same person.

He's not actually resurrected but in fact a corpse puppet robot

Lil' Seb hiding inside Poppop was foreshadowing this

obviously

also happy birthday to bE, my present is in my avatar

[Fish]

I hope Alpha Dad is Beta Dad resurrected by Jane using lifey powers and sent back in time to raise her.
Because they're like the exact same person.

That would be awesome.

She should just resurrect everyone ever.

Also all ships are verified and all villains become good and everyone fulfills their character arcs and the omniverse is happy. omniverse is a collection of multiverses it is the English language I do what I want

Also seriously the Black King never gets any character development. His main trait is "dies as swiftly as he is introduced."

[Blaperile]

Happy birthday bE! Sorry I'm late with this.

I don't think we're getting a flash yet until near the end of the month. Andrew did say this pause would be longer than the first.

[Freack]

But I want it NOAW.

But I can wait. I jut wish the Gometuck anime would come back. That was a really funny joke that got old in three days.

... *le sign* I guess it is jut more cartoons and fanfiction for me. Sleep now.