HeartStuck 7 (they don't think it be like it is, but it do)

[Unclever title]

>Tavros: Stop cheating!

[hero122]

>Tavros: Stop cheating!

Why do you think the helmet is off?

>Tavros: Shit is real enough yet Gamzee?

[lovecraftianParadox]

Eridan: "wwhat the evver livving fuck did i just fuckin wwatch!?"

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Tavros: Okay so, we're all even now right?

Tavros: You pushed me down the stairs, and then Gamzee wrecked your shit, and then I fucked Gamzee up? The cycle is complete.

Tavros: We can go back to being friends now.

Eridan: Tavros.

Eridan: What the flyin' fuck

Eridan: Just happened.

Tavros: Didn't I just explain it?

Eridan: Didn't explain a whole fuckin' lot, honestly!

Eridan: Just... The... There... Magic ain't real!

Eridan: How are you flippin' wwalkin'?

Tavros: Oh, that? Haha.

Tavros: I think that, to some extent, that's probably due to the whole Karma thing.

Tavros: But I also like to think... that my leg's been healed for a while now. But I never bothered trying to walk because I didn't think I was ready yet.

Tavros: Maybe that's just the way things are. We don't believe that we can do things, even though maybe we'd surprise ourselves if we'd try.

Tavros: And even if you do fail, falling isn't as painful as not being confident enough to stand.

Tavros: Maybe I was the one crippling myself.

Tavros: It was me.

> Eridan: Huh a wwhat???

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Tavros: Hey do you know what Gamzee's favorite animal is?

Eridan: What? No don't you dare change the fuckin' subject mister-

Tavros: Maybe he could join Team Charge.

Tavros: His favorite animal is a goat, right? Do goats charge? I know they have horns but do they charge?

Tavros: Maybe we could just rename it to team horny.

Eridan: It's like you don't even hear yourself speak

Tavros: Do you want to join Team Horny? We can throw down some rhymes! We can even skip school today, maybe. It'll be so fresh.

Eridan: No one has used fresh to describe anything but groceries since the nineties you douchewagon.

Eridan: Look, I've got some fuckin questions.

Tavros: I've got answers. :)

[trulyElse]

This is too adorable.

> Eridan: Ask your questions clearly and conscisely.
> Tavros: Answer in kind.

[reignonyourparade]

Futurenote: once we are back to kanaya, check with tutoriallady macbee on specialty stats and special abilities

[sirhc1018]

"You pushed me down the stairs, and then Gamzee wrecked your shit, and then I fucked Gamzee up? The cycle is complete."
>eridan: so you attacked the guy wwho took revvenge on me for hurting you? wwhy wwould you evven do something like that?

[trulyElse]

>eridan: so you attacked the guy wwho took revvenge on me for hurting you? wwhy wwould you evven do something like that?

Suddenly reign cameo for a philosophy lecture.

[Jaxord]

Karkat: "WHAT
THE
FUUUUUUUUCK!"

[reignonyourparade]

Suddenly reign cameo for a philosophy lecture.

Seconded :v

[darkTechnomancer]

Seconded :v

Yeah ok

[informativeCloud]

Yeah ok

Lets do this please.

[insaneyanish]

Huh, that was pretty fucking great. Clap clap, motherfucker. Good storytelling. Kickass scenes, kickass kick assery. Glad to see my main motherfucker Gamz on the straight and narrow, and Tavros being generally badass. He sure did some work with that fucking lance. We need more people that can wreck your shit with a lance. Also, Team Horny? Holy shit, LP. It's like you're fucking made of horribly latent jabs at everyone's sexuality. Fuck, it's almost 5AM. You gotta be shitting me. I should maybe probably do some suggestions before I see the sun rise and I get tired.

>Tavros: Stand up.

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>Tavros: fail, fall on your crippled ass. Karma does not work like a fucking health potion.

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>Gamzee: Wow, what a perfect time for a piggyback ride. C'MON TAVBRO!

Alternatively;

>Tavros: Stand up.

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>Tavros: Succeed! Holy crap, you can walk again! You kinda suck at it from not doing it in so long, but it CAN BE DONE! HALLELUIAH!

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>Gamzee: IT'S ..... IT'S A MOTHERFUCKING MIRACLE, BRO

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>Gamzee: Somehow be fucking responsible for this. Become the miracle man. (In my dreams, that is Gamzee's family superpower. Straight up, no bullshit, they can make MIRACLES ACTUALLY HAPPEN.)

>Gamzee: Be WAY too sober for this shit. Light up a blizzle.

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>Eridan: Also be WWAY too sober for this shit. Tell Gamzee to pass that shit.

>Eridan: Pound urgent questions into these weirdos' skulls.

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>Tavros & Gamzee: Perform 'My Mind is Playing Tricks on Me' by the Geto Boyz. Explain absolutely nothing.

That's all I got for now. Shit, that was some good motherfucking update. Pat yourself on the back folks, we're taking this all the way to the bleachers this time. This time we're not fucking around. THIS TIME WE'RE MAKING THE GRADE, DATING THE HOT SUBSTITUTE TEACHER, GIVING WEDGIES TO THE JOCKS AND MAKING BOMBS IN SCIENCE CLASS. With out the local military being called this time. Awww yeah, mofuckas. This time, we gonna tear shit up.

[Limanya]

tavros is hot

[TwoKillerMockingbirds]

That Tavros smiling gif. Anyone want to take bets on how long it'll take to be a reaction image?

[JustAnotherUser]

>Eridan: "WWhat the fuck wwas that huge blue fire thing?"

[Curris]

Nurse -> Someone has vandalized your infirmary. Again.

Eridan -> These people are trying to be your friends? That means you won't be alone! You can hang out with people! Without having your dad scare the daylights out of them! Or. . . all the other creepy stuff that happens at your house. Honestly, you're kinda glad you're at school.

. . . Well then, start barking orders! That's what friends do, right?

[ArmsAreLoud]

I love how Tavros just used Vriska logic.

Just wanted to point that out.

[Paradoxius]

>Tavros: Suddenly be Vriska.

[Soadreqm]

> Gamzee: Fondly regard miracle

[petroliuus]

+1 to the reign cameo!

>tavros: smile again, those dimples were adorable!!

[Elkian]

Tavros, you are totally tripping out on pain meds. Induct Eridan to join team horny whether he likes it or not. Then call Aradia with the good news!

[easykill]

Since no one else has been suggesting questions.

Eridan: Why can you use magic, or whatever that shit is?
Eridan: What happened to you? You're... different.
Eridan: How did you get that kind of power?
Eridan: Teach me your secrets.
Eridan: How in the hell does that logic make sense?
Eridan: How did you get all that karma?

[TwoKillerMockingbirds]

Yeah, I'll throw one on that pile.

Eridan: Just wwho the hell do you think you are?

[Dreamscythes231]

Yeah, I'll throw one on that pile.

Eridan: Just wwho the hell do you think you are?

Eridan: "Running round leaving scars~"

RealFake suggestions.

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Eridan: "Wwhat is lovve?"
Eridan: "How did you get so OP, and did you just backhand me?"
Eridan: "Do I get those magical bullshit if I join team horny?"
Eridan: "Shouldn't have the doctors know that you weren't a cripple anymore? And if you are wrong and it was the karma thing, does this mean this karma meter is a form of divine intervention, is there an actual god that overseas us and gives us gifts or punishment depending on our karma, how did the teachers, heck, how did WE get to exploit it so easily?"
Eridan: "Where did you get the ultra high tech and so contraband lance?"
Eridan: "What's all the whistling about?"

[Random_Odd_Guy]

==>Tavros, have you been using cheat codes?