XoQuest

[Garaku]

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Nothing yet!

Xobeak, a Canadian reporter has just been sent off to a new job.

There have been strange reports coming from Wal-Mart #48, and it's up to her to check it out! This could even be her big break to reach the big-time!

Upon arriving at Wal-Mart #48, everything seems fine. At least on the outside.

Inside looks pretty normal too. Now it's time to get this job started!

What should Xobeak do first?

[Qmark]

>Talk to the man with a soda bottle for a head.

[Kaynato]

Check out the things on sale!

[Kíeros]

> Kitchenware, the home of the most evil things known to man.

[Garaku]

>Check out the things on sale!

Xobeak looks at the shelves in front of her and sees that her favourite shampoo is on sale for $2 a bottle!

> Kitchenware, the home of the most evil things known to man.

Xobeak decides it might be best to get some answers before she does anything else.

>Talk to the man with a soda bottle for a head.

Xobeak talks to the man with a soda bottle for a head. It turns out he's the manager of the place! When approached he gives her a sour look.

Should Xobeak ask him about the strange reports? Are there any other questions that she would want answered?

[Oh Nose]

>Welp, let's hear about those strange reports.

[Kaynato]

> How do you have a bottle for a head?

[Garaku]

>Welp, let's hear about those strange reports.

With a grumble and what may have been a hiss, the manager tells XoBeak that customers have been complaining about things mysteriously moving and strange noises coming from Aisle 13.

"This is not good for business!" he grumbles.

> How do you have a bottle for a head?

The manager tells XoBeak that his mother was a Sprite and that his father was a Coca-Cola. It's only natural that his head is a bottle. In fact he sounds almost offended to be asked such a question.

[Kíeros]

> Explore aisle fourteen. The mysterious sounds are only trying to throw you off.

[Morphimus]

> Before you investigate anything, fuddle with his tie.

[Garaku]

> Before you investigate anything, fuddle with his tie.

It would probably be best to avoid the manager for now

> Explore aisle fourteen. The mysterious sounds are only trying to throw you off.

Xobeak decides to go and explore aisle 14. On the shelves are a variety of chips and other snacks.
Everything appears normal.

[Absol]

>Investigate the dropped item!

[Kaynato]

> Anything you like?

[Kíeros]

> Okay, then. How about twelve. It had to be one of the two.

[Garaku]

> Anything you like?

On the shelves of Aisle 14, XoBeak manages to find a can of her favourite chips!
However she is unsure of whether or not she should indulge on the job.

> Okay, then. How about twelve. It had to be one of the two.

XoBeak investigates Aisle 12.
She finds nothing out of the ordinary save for a lack of her favourite ice cream brand.

>Investigate the dropped item!

Xobeak investigates the item in the mysterious empty space.
...she gets the odd feeling that something is out of place.

[Absol]

Omg. I know that song.

>Dance.

[Kíeros]

> Well, turn yourself around.

[Oh Nose]

> Aisle 13 doesn't exist, you silly burd.

[Kaynato]

Try to clear up the text.

Also, taste the red.

Ketchup?

[Morphimus]

> You should totally indulge on the job; those chips are awesome!

[Garaku]

> You should totally indulge on the job; those chips are awesome!

Deciding that one can shouldn't hurt, XoBeak takes a can off the shelf and adds it to her inventory.
However, she'll have to purchase it at the cashier first before indulging. After all, it's only common courtesy to do so!

> Aisle 13 doesn't exist, you silly burd.

After some intensive thinking, XoBeak at last realizes that there is indeed a certain aisle that isn't where it should be.
How mysterious!

> Dance.

With her musical knowledge, XoBeak turns herself around and dances the Hokey Pokey.
Unfortunately the only thing she accomplishes is looking silly.

> Try to clear up the text. Also, taste the red.

Despite her best efforts, XoBeak is unable to make the text any clearer.
However, she reluctantly tastes the red on the top of the page to discover that it is a fresh stain of ketchup!

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[Kíeros]

> Examine a random aisle. Most definitely not thirteen.

[Morphimus]

> Slip on spilled vegetable oil.

[Oh Nose]

> if it's possible to do so without damaging the paper, lick off the ketchup.

[Kaynato]

Run back and forth along the empty place where aisle 13 should be.

Maybe you will find something?