Trollslum Cafe CIX: Try Our Meat Surprise Special

[Lovenu]

Charia smiles and waves.

"THANKS for THE help! NICE meeting YOU!"

Charia looked at the piece of paper and shrugged. Well, it was time to try out the new look!

She looked around the room for potential candidates for her new look!

[redRevolvers]

He retracts his hand when he sees that it will not be shaken anytime soon.
Well, you certainly ain't one a' th' ones who kicks 'er around, so that makes ya okay in my book.
He looks at the other troll's arms.
...Are those gills?

[CraftyJongleur]

...Alrigh'...alrigh'...I'll try an' keep an open mind...If I've go' ter do this thing anyways...I migh' as well a' leas' TRY ter 'ave some fun...



Prabhu looks away again, blushing even harder.

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[Chumemi]

Luella comes in, and sits in an empty booth!

[Teslamagnetic Integration]

Trevet was silent at the mention of harming Lenora. Suspicions and conjectures seemed to pop in his head, but otherwise kept them to himself.


...Yes. They're gills.


Meanwhile, the door to the cafe opened to a strong breeze, letting in leaves and all sorts of nature inside while the door itself was held open. In walked ol' Arluin, looking as stern as ever with his other hand in his coat pocket. His captain's cap was tilted downwards, only allowing his eyes and pursed lips to be visible to any between the cap, his curly hair, and the majestic collars of his long coat. Letting the door shut gently and putting his hand back in the other pocket, the salty indigo walked calmly to the bar and sat in a stool.


⚜ Citrus rum, if ye can, barkeep. ⚓

Some things never change.

[redRevolvers]

That's interestin'... Never seen 'em in that position before. Do they work?

[InsanicAsu]

nonsense nonsense lenora, you just haven't found your inner shopper shopper. i'm i'm sure we can find it it. we we can probably find sharma's inner shopper too too. if if he has one anyway anyway.



i don't... really... like talking about this in public either.

[Teslamagnetic Integration]

...I do the breast stroke to breathe properly while swimmin'.

Trevet's voice remained as monotone as his expression always was.

[redRevolvers]

Well, I s'ppose they're still some kind a' useful.
Though I can imagine ya pro'lly catch some shit fer havin' 'em.

[Lovenu]

Oh no... ABORT MISSION ABORT! YOU DON'T LOOK GOOD ENOUGH YET CHARIA, DUCK FOR COVER.

She quickly and very awkwardly dived behind the bar counter knocking over a bunch of things... Well so much for that.

[Silvy]

Hahaha.. || don't th|nk you'll f|nd a shopper |n me, ||'m not too fond of go|ng out shopp|ng, myself, but, || guess |f you want to try then go for |t. She shrugs.

[Teslamagnetic Integration]

Nah...I'll jest claim they're cuts. Works ev'ry time.

Arluin was in mid sip before seeing someone leap over the bar and into the other side, knocking down a whole bunch of spirits. While it isn't visible because the image would be blasphemous, Arluin held a single, manly tear on the inside for all that wasted spirit. Truly, there is less hope in trollkind.


⚜ ...Huh. Alright then. ⚓

[Chumemi]

Luella is still here. Examining the cafe- Is that indigo a sailor as well? Who knows. She keeps sitting there.

[CraftyJongleur]

Sharma chuckles. Atta girl.



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[redRevolvers]

Whatever works, I s'ppose.
...I don't think I ever got yer name, guy.

[Lovenu]

Charia was silently freaking out behind the bar counter while also getting herself covered with shattered bottles and spirits. Wow, this was going great.

Oh man, she wasn't ready, she wasn't ready man. Maybe if she waited there long enough, he'd go away. Maybe...

[Teslamagnetic Integration]

Nn...Radolf.




Not really batting an eye at the strange event, considering to him it didn't concern him, Arluin kept drinking. I mean, who was he to stop someone going a little crazy like that? Probably some coked up greenblood or some awkward jadeblood.

[InsanicAsu]

oh oh come oooon lenora lenora. hehe hehe. anyway anyway what have you been up to lately dear dear? hopefully hopefully more than sharma has has. you could certainly benefit from some improvement improvement.



okay, i guess... that'd be nice. yeah...
He starts to get up

[Chumemi]

Nothing's happening.. Luella eyed Arluin, and decided to walk over to where he is. uh.. a uhm.. sailor as eh.. well... sir?

[Silvy]

She shrugs again.

Ah, um... Well, not much, lately, really. You haven't seen me |n a wh|le, have you? She pauses, and then nods. Ah, well, um, En||ne and || are no longer together, and || have a new matespr|t now, and || moved |n w|th h|m just a b|t ago! Th-those are the only b|g events, r-really.

[redRevolvers]

The hesitation brings the authenticity of the name given slightly into question, but Vallox decides not to push further.
Well then, it's been nice meetin' ya, Radolf. I'll, uh...leave ya to yer own devices. I can kinda feel I ain't wanted over here.
He stands up and heads to another table not too far away.

[CraftyJongleur]

Sharma sees that he's no longer needed, and so he takes out a cloth and begins polishing his new flute.



Prabhu stands along with Deskri, and leads him to the door, resisting any urge to grab his hand or take his arm or do anything else to creep him out, but he does stop and hold the door open for him as they leave.

[Lovenu]

Charia quickly peeked her head and noticed a girl had started talking to him... Ohgod, you knew it, you weren't good enough for him fdjhskgkj. Charia decided to stay hidden as long as she could.

"ARGH! Charia WHY do YOU always MESS up?!"

She thought to herself before hiding down even further.

[Teslamagnetic Integration]

No no, it's not like that at a- And he's gone. Trevet just...smacks his head gently against the table before keeping it rested there.

Arluin meanwhile heard a voice and turned, seeing fins and a smaller looking troll. Tipping his cap, he responded.


⚜ Aye, Majesty. Arluin Beveux, Esquire, an' captain o' th' H.R.E.E. Warspite; nautical cartographer o' th' Alternian seas. How may I help ye? ⚓

[InsanicAsu]

ohhh ohhh isn't that lovely lovely. so so when are we going on this shopping trip trip?
He reaches over at baps Sharma, shaking his head disapprovingly.
pay pay attention sharma sharma. honestly honestly you don't have any manners do you you?


Welp, off they go!