Serial Diver — HELLO DONNA

[Malleus Inferni]

Serial Diver

A young lady stands in her living room. It just so happens that she is WAY BEHIND SCHEDULE, and if she doesn’t hurry her scrawny ass up and GET HER GAME ON, the events that follow could turn out to be her TRAGIC AND UNTIMELY DEMISE.

That’s enough of that. What do you call yourself?

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Rules/intro:

This adventure will be nothing special, I expect. I'm just making it for practice purposes until I can draw more or less well enough for the "real" project I wanna work on. Also it doubles as a fun thing to do during the hiatus.

Anyway, it's a Sburb fansession that takes place entirely in a doomed timeline. Everyone will fail and die. So let's have some fun with it before they're toast.

Note: Each update will be mirrored on a dedicated website. I'm writing the software from scratch. As of late August it's nearly feature-complete in terms of what I'm going to use in the comic. If anyone has feature requests or suggestions to make it easier to navigate, or if you'd like to use the software on a website of your own, post in this thread or drop me a PM.

[UraniumArc]

>Doomed Wench
>Donna Walker

[Absol]

>Donna sounds like a good first name. She looks more like a Whu to me though.

Anyways, shouldn't you be getting your game on instead of dealing with these cliche shenanigans?

[Morphimus]

> Donna: Examine Violin shirt.

[peaf]

how about rebecca?

> rebecca: get to the nearest computing device STAT

[Malleus Inferni]

> Enter name.

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>Doomed Wench
>Donna Walker

how about rebecca?

Your name is DONNA BECKER.



AND YOUR HOUSE IS ON FUCKING FIRE!

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I redrew this old gif but I'm not sure I like the new one either. Hmmm.

[Kíeros]

> Well, don't just stand there looking stupid. LEAVE

[Morphimus]

> Play a sad song on your shirt.

[Absol]

>Abscond the fuck out of this place!

[Fwee]

>Die
>Save your prized bass first! Also your rosin. And your bow. Your rock stop. Your music and music stand.

[RamLama]

Nothing says increased difficulty in a game quite like a timer made of fiery death. Challenge accepted.
>The flames are nothing compared to the intense need to get your game on. Do it.

Err... also...
>Continue to ignore the body with the pool of blood. It obviously wouldn't have any relevance to your situation. The game awaits.

[Godbot]

> But first, a pesterlog!

[Wacom Guy]

realise that you are actually a violin

[MultiversalInk]

> Shout at your house until it stops being on fucking fire.

[Snowyowl]

Fetch water. In buckets.

[Malleus Inferni]

> Donna: Splash some water on the tasty fire.

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Fetch water. In buckets.

YOU HAVE SEVERE DOUBTS THAT THIS WOULD BE OF ANY USE!

[Kíeros]

> Good. Are you sane enough now to leave?

[Wacom Guy]

Realise that you are made of wood and will soon catch fire easily and quickly !!

[Malleus Inferni]

> Donna: Miraculously come to your senses and make like a tree.

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> Well, don't just stand there looking stupid. LEAVE

>Abscond the fuck out of this place!

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For various reasons I modified this update a little. The original image is here for comparison.

[Kíeros]

> Head to a neighbour's house and call 911.

[Morphimus]

> Grieve over the loss of your prized musical equipment.

[Wacom Guy]

Don't forget your hat!

[Fwee]

BITCH I SAID GET YOUR BASS. YOU WILL MARCG RIGHT BACK INSIDE AND GRAB YOUR BASS RIGHT NOW YOUNG LADY.

[Wacom Guy]

BITCH I SAID GET YOUR BASS. YOU WILL MARCG RIGHT BACK INSIDE AND GRAB YOUR BASS RIGHT NOW YOUNG LADY.

Realise that you are a strings instrument and play a haunting refrain on yourself.

[Kíeros]

Realise that you are a bass/violin and play a haunting refrain on yourself.

What about Viola or Cello? There are other strings than just those two.