The Citrus Conspiracy

[Cat Sage]

Do Kiwi fit into this some how? Also why aren't apples called reds. And how are grapefruits related to grapes?

[Fish]

https://www.google.com/search?q=gree...CeSr2AXFr4HLCw

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it's not a single image it's a LINK and therefore = okay
I am very careful to abide by the rules of THE MAN

[orngjce223]

...Not sure if I'm amused or disgusted or offended.

Probably all three at the same time.

[Fish]

Looks like the jig is up ladies and gentlemen. We had a good run.

[Ace of Dark-Hearts]

Guys

the annoying orange is their leader.

[wolftamer9]

Oh my god. This thread.

It is just... So. Offensive. Not just to lemons or to limes, but to anti-fruit activism in general.

I mean, don't you guys KNOW about the BANANAS???

You may laugh, but there's a reason they grow in that shape. The shape of antennae. For thousands of years, beginning in times even preceding known history, bananas have been bred for their psychic powers, by naive humans who believed these fruits could be controlled. Unfortunately, humans were ignorant to the fact that, in amplifying their psychic powers, they were also amplifying the bananas' intelligence. The Bananas grew more powerful and more arrogant, going as far as to control the humans that cultivated them in order to prepare for their rise to power. Bananas are a major threat, and humans and monkeys who consume them in large quantities should not be trusted.

I bet you think I'm joking. I BET you think that.

Well, did you ever have to do anything to stop them? Did you ever just have to STAND and WATCH as two squirrels who were handcuffed together had to climb up a MONKEY-INFESTED RADIO TOWER on the brink of broadcasting a PSYCHIC CONTROL SIGNAL, and attach a TOTAL BANANA NEUTRALIZER to the top?!

I didn't think so.

Don't trust bananas. They are the true enemy.

This has been a public service announcement.

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If I ever make a video game, that game will be called Claustrophobic Squirrel Shack.

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If that game ever has a sequel, it will be called Claustrophobic Squirrel Shack 2: Bananas are Evil Yellow Fruit. The above will be its plot.

[Mister Visceral]

The name Curtis is citrus spelled sideways.

Also, Pomegranates. Do they remind you of anyone?

Good thing we've killed one of their primary generals.

[Fish]

That thing has the word "Navi" in it is it Avatar?