SessionDoomed - Horribly Wrong in all Possible Ways

[Halfblood2000]

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A young lady stands in her garden. It just so happens that today, the 28th of June, is this young lady's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago she was given life, it is only today she will be given a name!

What will the name of this young lady be?

> Enter command.

[Goldflower7]

> Lily Smiths

[King of Clubs]

> Gloria White

[Alphakirby]

>Susan Green

[Halfblood2000]

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> Lily

> Gloria

> Examine garden.

Your name is LILY. Today is your BIRTHDAY, and you're really excited! However, your DAD hasn't woken up yet. As such, your BIRTHDAY PARTY has not started. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You love nature and flora: you are usually found sleeping in the middle of your garden. You have a fondness for animals and bugs, and have lots of pets. You are a vegetarian and environmentalist.

You like to chat with your friends and talk with them about nature, miracles and stuff. You use PESTERCHUM to communicate with them. Your chumhandle is naturallyAbsentminded and you speak in a manner that most of your friends see as quite cheerful and peaceful, always ending your sentences with a bright shining sun!!! :) ☼

What will you do?

[Godo-kun]

Shoo the butterflies away and head back inside. You're done tending to your plants, right?

[ThunderJolt]

> Pose as a team with the butterflies

> Find your pets, you still have to feed them!

[Fwee]

>EAT THE BUTTERFLIES AND ABSORB THEIR FLYING POWERS. YOU WILL RULE THE WORLD.

[Alphakirby]

>Take out your solar powered laptop and talk to your chums

[Halfblood2000]

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> Shoo the butterflies.

The butterflies can stay with you. They're really cute and soft. And they simply adore your hat. You love butterflies so much.

Anyway, time is running out! Soon, your DAD will wake up. You need to find your pets and feed them before he wakes up. Why? Well, because when he does, you'll be too busy having fun to feed your little animals!

> Find your pets.

You arrive at the SHED, but your pets are nowhere to be found.

What will you do?

[Alphakirby]

>Call for your pets using your MEGAPHONE

[Fwee]

>EAT THE BUTTERFLIES

[TheFinalWraith]

Double jump to roof and hug cat.

[Panda-s1]

>eat a salad EAT TWO

[Halfblood2000]

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> Lily: Double jump to roof and hug cat.

What cat? You're quite certain there has never been, and never will be, a cat in this shed!

> Lily: Call for your pets using your MEGAPHONE.

You call for your pets using your MEGAPHONE. They answer the call, and appear in front of you.

The BLACK CAT is OMEN, the WHITE PUPPY is LASSY and the BIRDS are CASTOR and POLLUX. You have more pets, but they have been fed already.

> Lily: Feed your pets.

You take your PET FOOD out of your SYLLADEX. Your PETS have been fed. Job well done!

Your SYLLADEX'S FETCH MODUS is currently set to FOLDERS. It is a fairly simple and straight-forward modus.

What will you do?

[Fwee]

>EAT THE PET FOOD

[TheFinalWraith]

Go inside.

[Halfblood2000]

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Go inside.

You enter the SHED. There's nothing interesting inside.

>Take out your solar powered laptop and talk to your chums

You take your solar-powered laptop out of your SYLLADEX, but it seems none of your chums are online.

Wait, someone has messaged you.

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WHAT THE FUCK!?!?

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alternativeAnima [AA] began pestering naturallyAbsentminded [NA]

AA: oo Hell0. oo
AA: oo I finally have been able t0 b00t this c0mputer up. It needed s0me tinkering up, I guess? oo
AA: oo Anyway, I must give y0u a file. oo
AA: oo Even if y0u aren't here right n0w, please 0pen it, 0kay? oo
AA: oo It is vital t0 the fate 0f 0ur w0rld, my dear. oo
AA: oo I must say g00dbye. oo
AA: oo Arrivederci, l0vely. oo

alternativeAnima [AA] ceased pestering naturallyAbsentminded [NA]

NA: is... is this a prank? ☼
NA: please tell me someone is pulling a prank on me ☼
NA: y-you asshole, people dont go around impersonating dead persons... ☼
NA: why would you do something like that!? ☼

> Enter command.

[Fwee]

>EAT A CARROT

[ThunderJolt]

> Lily: Calm down, maybe it's just your imagination
> Head off to find your dad, you're ready to party

[Crono30067]

> Accept file

[SkyKat]

>open the file

[Absol]

>Flip the fuck out.

[darkdramon]

Spam their pesterchum while flipping the *uck out.

[Halfblood2000]

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> Accept file

You accept the two files, SBURB.EXE and SBURBSERV.EXE. They must be really, really big, since they're taking a lot to download. Oh well, you will have to wait!

You calm down a bit.

> Head off to find your dad, you're ready to party

You relax a bit and enjoy life. You're ready to party!

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> Lily: Enter.

You enter your HOUSE, but it seems the party has not even started yet. You were so excited...

What will you do?