Trollslum Cafe CVIII: Titles are for Losers

[FubbalyWubbaly]

off coursse! all k1ngss need jesstterss! A k1mg w1tthoutt a jester 1ss l1ke a h1vve w1tthoutt a door
Chever finds a long wooden stick from a smashed chair that was demolished from the punched robots. He fastens a fork on it, making it a sceptre or a staff or whatever. He also decides to order some wine

[BishouTaka]

She hops back into her seat, and orders a plate of red pasta.
my lusus is being an ass, and I didn't feel like getting my YAP keister kicked again...that and I didn't wanna cook, but I'm hungry YAP. So here I am. What bout you greenie? she nods, lapping at her delicious lollipop.

[FubbalyWubbaly]

off coursse! all k1ngss need jesstterss! A k1ng w1tthoutt a jesstter 1ss l1ke a h1vve w1tthoutt a door
Chever finds a long wooden stick from a smashed chair that was demolished from the punched robots. He fastens a fork on it, making it a sceptre or a staff or whatever. He also decides to order some wine

[Rai-CH]

'Guiding' is not a word Aegiel would use.
"to an HExtHEnt, along with HExHEcuting thHE rHEbHEls for thHE grHEatHEr good of thHE HEmpirHE!"
She smiles.
--

"<- Well, I w^s h^Ving ^ b^d week - or, ^ b^d perigee - not re^lly sleeping ^nd such, ^nd so this other troll knocked me out ^nd I just woke up. ->"
Pause.

"<- Oh god, I c^n't remember how long ^go th^t w^s! ->"

[Nonesense]

Zunna grins widely. Finally someone respects his jesterness. Oh rats. When was the last time he slept? Getting prettyyy dizzy.
Well.. Chever the great! My morail shaysh I shhouldn't drink yet and I'm pretty tired, sho I'll head to my hive.
He snags a biscuit first tho. Not Chevers 'crown' though.
Zunna devours it and gives a bow and a wave before heading off.
He seems to be snickering to himself as he goes.

(( The author needs some zzzs as well. ))

[BishouTaka]

why YAP such a shit Pegrigee greenie? Did you wake up on the wrong side of the reperecoon?
She pats his head and offers him a lollipop.

[Blank]

Of course Danaus remains smiling.

But there are no rebels fnord.

[FubbalyWubbaly]

and 1 wass jusstt aboutt tto celebratte ttoo!! well, bye Zunna!
He waves as zulark leaves, then decides to munch on his own 'crown'
wine time! might as well not let it go to waste. He pours himself a glass and settles down, looking around the cafe to see whats going down

[darkblade477]

You walk in and sit in a table and look around; ooh you see that seadweller from the other day, and he looks open, but just wait til he notices you.

((still no full sprite))

Who cant notice your hair, one of a kind

[Rai-CH]

"what? you'vHE nHEvHEr hHEard of any rHEbHEls? thHEy'rHE HEvHErywhHErHE! thHEy could HEvHEn bHE in this vHEry cafHE right now!"
--

"<- ^ss^ssin^tion ^ttempt on my life. Destroyed my prized s^ilbo^t, ^nd my moir^il ^nd I ^re going through some rough p^tches. ->"
He sighs.
"<- It's complic^ted... ->"

[FubbalyWubbaly]

Well, everybody seems busy except for the one with noticeable hair who just walked in.
He sips his wine, wondering wether to perhaps start a chat, crumbs still sit in his hair

[Blank]

That's silly fnord, there is no need for rebellion fnord. It's practically unthinkable fnord. Everything you need is provided fnord, what you're provided with is all you need fnord. Like our hives made by builder drones.
She blinks.

(brb, dinner)

[darkblade477]

He's starring like he wants to aproch, you wave showing that you are willing to chat.

[BishouTaka]

Her pasta arrives and she starts eating.
...uh...buy YAP a new boat then? I've got a shit ton of em from this idiot blueblood acting against a seadweller. They YAP aren't that hard to come across...

[FubbalyWubbaly]

ehhh... why not... you're in such a good mood today chever despite loosing your arm and having it replaced just recently
He aproaches, still with the wine glass in his hand
you gott ssome pretty 1ntteresstt1ng ha1r tthere

[Rai-CH]

"unthinkablHE? maybHE. but that doHEsn't stop trolls from thinking thHEy can rHEbHEl! and that's why it's my job to HElimnatHE thHEm."
Her tone turns sinister, and slightly maniacal.
"burn down thHEHEir hivHEHEs. lHEHEavHEHE no HEHEvidHEHEncHEHE of thHEHEir livHEHEs. sprHEHEad fHEHEar across thHEHE arHEHEa!!"
Oh dear.
--

"<- I would, but I don't h^Ve the money. I lost my business ^s well, giVing others tours ^round the oce^ns, so I h^Ve no income. ->"

[darkblade477]

You notice he's a cyborg and think something like o_o-_- coool. -_-o_o

[BishouTaka]

She would ask where he got the money to buy food here then, but doesn't feel like being a smartass.
hmmm...well how bout we make a deal greenie, cause I don't need any YAP boats, but the blueblood sorta foisted them on me. You help me round town for a little bit and I'll give you a sailboat, and you can YAP pay it off when you get an income.
Don't do it. She's insane.

[FubbalyWubbaly]

maybe he didn't exactly hear you, better try the regular approach
hello tthere, 1 dontt ssee you much around here, you knew or ssmetth1ng?

[Rai-CH]

Somerl has a bit of money of food left to pay for food and the bills, just not enough for another boat.
"<- Wh^t sort of help ^round town do you need? ->"

[darkblade477]

Come on vonair pay attention stop dozing off!

o_o-_- thank yooou, and nooo I just usually stay at my hive cuttamom doooesn't like me goooing ooout -_-o_o

(COO-ta-mom)

[Fexxos Vyront]

Back to paying attention to the world.
Fexxos orders himself a strawberry smoothie and looks around, nervously.

[Blank]

Danaus remains as calm, happy, and smiling as ever.
Oh yes fnord, make them Unpersons™. Fire fnord purges all evidence of ungood things fnord as if they never happened fnord fnord.
She blinks several times, then frowns for perhaps the first time in the conversation.

[BishouTaka]

She shrugs.
just a YAP pair of extra eyes you could say YAP. I can't watch all the lowbloods to make sure they YAP don't fuck up all the time. So you'd just tell me if one is misbehaving. And also someone to help carry YAP groceries. I never seem to have enough hands.

[Skvira]

This fish sneaks into the cafe and watches Somerl from the distance