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[recalcitrantIre]

No they don't
Vriska and John's dreamselves took on their real self wounds because they were ascending, which is a merger of mind and body of real self and dream self. Dave and Rose didn't start choking up blood and dropping dead on their way to hatch the green sun, which took much much longer than John's ascension (which was near immediate). She's fine, stop it.

its definitely been stated that dreamselves eventually take the wounds of the realself if it dies and the way to stop this is revival via corpsesmooch
Sollux, Dave and Rose were all corpsesmooched shortly after they were killed so this didn't happen to them
and pretty much everyone else that died already had a dead dreamself so it wouldn't work

[mysteriousOutsider]

WhyPurpleWhy has pointed out that this explains why GCat moved the window over to Dirk's house: Once he wakes up, he need merely plug it in, hop through, kiss her, hop back, enter the Medium, shove her dream self through, and have her enter normally.

Her dream self who is... in the meteor dreambubble?

Waking up on the meteor could be interesting.

[recalcitrantIre]

guess what I found

its a secret page

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[Kíeros]

Well, that was certainly exciting. I'm now wondering about the significance of 336 (the number of times uu laughs during Dirk's scene). It's not divisible by eleven, so that theory's out.

[ScarletTiger]

Well, that was certainly exciting. I'm now wondering about the significance of 336 (the number of times uu laughs during Dirk's scene). It's not divisible by eleven, so that theory's out.

This is a stupid idea but... how many deaths have happened this far for sure? It could be. And I know for sure someone had a list on tumblr.

[instantRainbow]

That was an unexpectable update.
Well, at least Roxy should be alright, because Calliope have seen all those events already and still entrusted her the wake up call. So there should be something that made her sure that Roxy will be alive while she goes to sleep.
And don't forget that Jane is a hero of life, who already successfuly resurrect her dream self once.

[recalcitrantIre]

This is a stupid idea but... how many deaths have happened this far for sure? It could be. And I know for sure someone had a list on tumblr.

billions and billions and billions of deaths

Homestuck has more deaths than history

The working title for Cascade was 'Jack Noir Kills Everyone'

[Holly]

wow
wooooooo
wwww
woooooooooowwww

I am emotionally exhausted. My body wasn't prepared for this.

[megaminxwin]

This is a stupid idea but... how many deaths have happened this far for sure? It could be. And I know for sure someone had a list on tumblr.

Well, everyone in two whole universes has died, so that's 7 billion + other lifeforms in the universe + all the lifeforms in the troll universe - 12.

Then add everyone else.

It becomes clear quite rapidly that Homestuck has more deaths than any other creative work in history.

[sxizzor]

Well, at least Roxy should be alright, because Calliope have seen all those events already and still entrusted her the wake up call. So there should be something that made her sure that Roxy will be alive while she goes to sleep.

another good point! the girls will be perfectly fine :D

[recalcitrantIre]

wow
wooooooo
wwww
woooooooooowwww
I am emotionally exhausted. My body wasn't prepared for this.

Do you want a cigarette?

another good point! the girls will be perfectly fine

Jane has Roxy's dreamself incoming to Derse to corpsesmooch her

and the Condesce wants the game to happen so I guess she'll do whatever it takes for her plan to work, and she has to get to the medium somehow
the buckets will help her get in the mood too

[genteelGunslinger]

Hey, people of the forum. I have bad news. My computer has died.

That means I'll be even more infrequent on the forums until it's fixed. If anyone is on the Skype chat, I'd appreciate it if you could pass along the message for me.

[Vanymstorm]

....... Okay, fine, have it your way, Homestuck. I'm awake.

Well, at least Roxy should be alright, because Calliope have seen all those events already and still entrusted her the wake up call. So there should be something that made her sure that Roxy will be alive while she goes to sleep.

This is a good point.

No they don't

Vriska and John's dreamselves took on their real self wounds because they were ascending, which is a merger of mind and body of real self and dream self. Dave and Rose didn't start choking up blood and dropping dead on their way to hatch the green sun, which took much much longer than John's ascension (which was near immediate).

She's fine, stop it.

This page.
Also, this one.

EDIT: Am I really the only one thoughtful enough to provide the links?

[Holly]

Do you want a cigarette?

You said no jokes but yes this update really screw me over

[psychapprentice]

OK, so here's the plan. Jake stays KO'd, because that's kind of his shtick at this point. Dirk wakes up, hops in through his newly placed fenestration, and winds up at Lolande Estate. He corpsesmooches her, and her Dream Self wakes up. Then, Dream Roxy goes back to Derse and corpsesmooches Jane, whose Dream Self wakes up as well. Problem solved.

[Eyefish]

Oh my.
That's basically what I said when I read each page

But 66 pages on one day? nice. worth having slight withdrawal symptoms yesterday ._."

But one thing. There's no "dead" sound effect. I don't quite believe they're dead YET, only dying atm.

[deckerdent]

This page.
Also, this one.

EDIT: Am I really the only one thoughtful enough to provide the links?

Everybody panic, then. I was unfortunately wrong.

[phantasmalDexterity]

yeah but then you'd probably be confused as to why Jake is crying at the start of his section?
I think this is the first select screen with a distinct chronological order, because some of the previous ones had repeated pesterlogs

But that was the plan

To give me confusion.

But I

DIDN'T GET one.

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Wow, late answer is late.

Anyway, I really like the reused This Is Stupid pose.

[shadowedAngel]

So that was the plan?

To give us all goners?


Why am I not surprised?
Why am I asking so many questions?

Also, jet pack bunny is best bunny?

[mas369]

This update...

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I have to say, at this point, I'm kinda expecting all the B2 kids to be dead by the time the rest of the players arrive in the timeline, even with Jane having the Lifey Thing and all.

I'm surprised one of Dirk's bodies didn't get offed yet, but it's probably only because the plot needs them for later.

I have a feeling the EoA flash is gonna be focused on Calliope and uu, since we've seen everything in the B2 session go to shit in this update.

[Malisteen]

Oh, Hussie. Hussie, Hussie, Hussie. I was wondering when you'd get back to your old 'murder everybody' habits, but man, somethin' really put a bee in your bonnet, today. What, did ya get rejected by that hot dead spidery underage alien chick you were creepily chasing? Well, don't you worry man. Killing beloved Homestuck characters will always be here for you. If you're still upset, I think there's a few on a meteor somewhere that you missed.

haa haa hoo hoo hee hee

[Spin]

Well.

That sure was one hell of a way to start my morning. God damn this session is screwed up.

[recalcitrantIre]

hot dead spidery underage alien chick

I must be spending too much time around Arms because I thought you were referring to Aranea with this sentence

anyway Hussie's last fill of murderings was when he revealed how all the A1 trolls died, that was pretty recent
although these ones do have a lot more impact because they were unexpected, I guess thats what he aims for?

[Malisteen]

Bah, it doesn't count if they were already dead.

[ZainAurion]

Wow, all at once there now did you? This makes the first character selection where we did instantly have total free will over how things go.

Why did they have to go that way


Anyway, here's hoping there's a line between reality and what uu was imagining.