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[say32]

STARTS at 2:00:00
You are in a room. Spikes are coming down. If you don't leave you'll die. There is nothing but a table and some stuff on the table.
ENDS at 1:59:58

[say32]

STARTS at 1:59:58
You feel the urge to solve a puzzle.
ENDS at 1:59:57

[Crono30067]

> Examine STUFF on the table.

[PersonPerson]

This^

[say32]

>EXAMINE STUFF ON TABLE
STARTS at 1:59:57
You walk over to the table. You find a stick and a snowglobe.
ENDS at 1:58:57

[say32]

This^

What does This^ mean?

[Askia]

break the snowglobe with the stick

[Absol]

What does This^ mean?

Pretty much "I agree with the post above me."

>Shake snowglobe.

[say32]

>SHAKE SNOW-GLOBE
STARTS at 1:58:57
You shake the snow-globe. Suddenly an earthquake occurs. The spikes move downwards. You now only have a hour and thirty minutes left to live. However, a crack appears in the wall.
ENDS at 1:30:00

[say32]

>BREAK THE SNOW-GLOBE WITH THE STICK
STARTS at 1:30:00
Please don't do this.
ENDS at 1:29:59

[PersonPerson]

Throw the snow-globe at the spikes.

[say32]

>THROW THE SNOW-GLOBE AT THE SPIKES
STARTS at 1:29:59
The snow-globe bounces off of the spikes.
Another earthquake occurs.
The crack gets bigger. The snowglobe falls through the crack.
Oh dear.
ENDS at 1:29:39

[Chwoka]

Fetch the snowglobe with the stick. Dogs play fetch with sticks, it should work on most things!

[say32]

>FETCH THE SNOW-GLOBE WITH THE STICK
STARTS at 1:29:39
You throw the stick through the crack. Suddenly a note appears. It says, "GoDownTheRabbitHole!" A hole appears. This could get messy.
Oh, and by the way, the snow-globe doesn't come back. It's an inanimate object y'know.
ENDS at 1:29:00

[Chwoka]

Doofus, I meant to sorta roll it back up using the stick as an extension of your arm. Fetch the snowglobe UTILIZING the stick. Alright, go down the damn rabbit hole. Let's see if the timer disappears (it won't).

[say32]

>GO DOWN THE DAMN RABBIT HOLE.
STARTS at 1:29:00
You jump down. Your trusty timer is replaced by a stats interface. You see the ground. Aw hell. <thud!>
EOA 0.1: Introducing (ENTER NAME)
ERROR ERROR
Oh, I forgot. Enter a name for this fine gentleman. Then we can proceed to the EOA image collection or whatever it is text adventures do for EOAs.

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Also, hiatus for a few days

[Absol]

>BRUCE WAYNE

[Chwoka]

TODAY'S TOM SAWYER

[PersonPerson]

Fredorf Pchordlan

[Chwoka]

Rita Calvarone

[say32]

START INTERMISSION 0.1: In Search Of A Name
>BRUCE WAYNE
This is in blatant violation of copyright law!
>TOM SAWYER
That too.
>RITA CALVARONE
I said gentleman! Look, name suggestion guy, are you trying to troll me. I'm not even reading the last name now!
I'll have a name contest or something. I'll pass the mike over to this one judge person here and he can host a contest. Or something.

[say32]

Name Contest!
Hi, I'm (I'll pick a name out of this hat) Fredorf and I am so happy to be here today. I'll use my name blender to get 6 names out of these 3!:
INPUTTING NAMES! EXPORTING NEW NAMES!

1. Bruce Sawyer
2. Thomas Wayne
3. Tom Calvarone
4. Wayne R. Thompson
5. Robert G. Cruise
6. Lord Lucy

And that's it. Vote by SMSing 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 to 55555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555 55555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555 55555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555 55555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555 55555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555 55555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555 55555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555 55555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555 5555555555555555555555555555555555555!

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Or, you could just use the poll

[Chwoka]

Just dial 555-55-55855-55-5-SENOR-MORT-GAGE-TODAY!

[say32]

>JUST DIAL 555-55-55855-55-5-SENOR-MORT-GAGE-TODAY!
You (still unnamed) are unconscious and does not have access to a phone!
Also, this would probably make a telemarketer come on the phone.
Man do you hate telemarketers.
You choose to try to SMS 3 to that really long number, with the fives.
But you cannot, as you are still unconscious.

[PersonPerson]

Wake up.