And so it begins...

[Entilliumn]

So you woke up and went downstairs.
Terrific!
So you went to your front door for no reason in particular.
Amazing!
But so it begins.
First off you cant remember anything about last night. Or the night before that.
Lets find out, shall we?
So, first things first...
your name is:
uh..
Shit.
What was it again?

[PersonPerson]

Grableblable Horplechew

[Entilliumn]

OH GOD IT BURNS
THE TERRIBLE NAME OF YOUR SECOND COUSIN TWICE REMOVED BURNS YOUR EYES!
MAKE IT STOOOOP

[KingCanadian]

You then sit on your favourite couch as you try to recall last night's events. You know you were with your best friend, Gill, but you can't quite grasp what exactly you were with Gill for...

[jahw]

You ARE Gill.

Your name is Gill Lando.

[Entilliumn]

You sit down on your beloved couch, saddened by the thought that you forgot your name.
Funny, your friend Gil was supposed to come over, when was that again?
You don't even remember that...
...
..
.
Wait.

You just remembered!
You have no friends!
You're Gil Lando!
Just the thought of remembering your name brings you great joy.
..But now what?

[PersonPerson]

Eat the bodiless face on the floor.

[jahw]

Dance!

[Absol]

Fix your couch's armrest.

[mythLeader]

Resolve to find a friend!

[Entilliumn]

Eat the bodiless face on the floor.

What? This old thing? That's part of your couch's old armrest.
Well...
You haven't had food in a couple days...



Welp. It won't fit. No matter how much you try.
But it does give you another idea.
You attempt to replace the armrest back in it's original position, for old time's sake.
Problem is, it's broken.
And can't be fixed.

You place it back on the nails sticking out of the couch.
"Mmm, good enough."

Thinking back on what you remembered before, you vow to get new friends!

No matter how much you have to dance in order to achieve your goal.
You. Will. Find. A. Friend.

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Welp, we found a motive for the character. Huzzah.

[jahw]

Draw door on wall, then open it and step into the bright glow of your planet's 3 suns.

[PersonPerson]

What is that thing on your wall?
Exit through the thing.

[mythLeader]

Go outside to try to find people.

[Entilliumn]

You jump up on your couch trying to remember whatever the hell was on the painting.

You move the painting back into place and remember it was the blue painting with a purple dot in it.
Best $80,000 you've ever spent.
You also start thinking that you have to leave the house if you're ever going to make some friends.

You pull out your nifty pencil portal and draw a door on the wall.

Oh, yeah. Well shit. you forgot you bought this in a corner in the black market by a guy wearing a hood with two horns coming out of it.
Welp, now that you know never to use it again, you head out to the front door.
You open the door with your almighty strength and...

...it opens.
What did you think it was going to do? Explode?

[jahw]

Trip on your way out and run into a passing clock salesman.

[PersonPerson]

Draw some pencil portal friends

[mythLeader]

Stand in front of your house and shout "WHO WANTS TO BE FRIENDS WITH ME?"