We would need a candy corn emissary for such a mission.
Might I suggest character alignment candy corns? One stripe could represent lawful/chaotic, the other could represent good/evil. Plus a blue-and-orange candy corn to represent moral systems to which the good/evil and lawful/chaotic axes don't apply.
Fuck it, I am totally making those.
Well, character alignments are more complicated (and more descriptive) than just good and bad.
You might have to improvise for the ones we haven't seen.
I think Doom, Mind, and Void are the only godtier costumes we don't have examples of, on further thought.
Dead Karkat, UU's Dirk drawing, Dead Eridan and Feferi... Yeah.
We're only missing three.
Blue and Orange Morality
What about holidays?
American Independence day, Christmas, Halloween, Saturnalia, Saint Patrick's day, Samhain...
The possibilities are endless!
I still think we need a juggalo corn, but i'm too lazy to make one
Would the emissary get a special candy corn of diplomacy?
So, I'm an emissary now? Okay, so how much money do I get?
I'm not sure what do you mean by being an emissary for the intro thread though. Do you mean welcoming wigglers and talking about this thread?
I'm taking it too seriously, probably.
I think recognizable clown makeup would be hard to do on a tinyass candy corn.