Candy Corns Thread

06-23-2012, 01:58 PM #1

Omanyte

Candy Corns Thread

Welcome

This Thread is the place where Candy Corns are submitted.

The Corns came alive one day when in the Comic Discussion Thread just another person had been taken to the other gender. But then came our saviour, Drillgorg, and offered us the solution, the Candy Corns, one for male, one for female.
And thus, we started using Candy Corns. First, just to show our gender then to show sexuality as well, but when something is started, it can't be stopped any more.
So came the need for this Thread, which now exists.

If you have a request for a special Candy Corn, or made one, feel free to post.

Thread got the official blessing of Drillgorg.
Fancy Letters are the courtesy of ashdenej.

Archive Thread, where the candies are collected.

Last edited by phantasmalDexterity; 07-02-2012 at 04:52 PM. Reason: edit

HOMESTUCK HIATUS

The origin of THE TRICKSTER MODE.

LIES.

old avatar stuff.

best avatar ever:

made by xqz.
This is also cool:
Firely by da Nimz
thanks dude.

The ultimate Broship

By my cousin

Adventures I read on the forum currently:

The end is NEIGH

Previous specularnaodms: 143, 413, 512, 612, 1000, 1413, 1717

Sigquotes:

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by recalcitrantIre

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Andrew

Originally Posted by phantasmalDexterity

Hey Andrew, did you know you aren't a professional webcomic artist?

MY LIFE IS A LIE.

*DELETES WEBSITE.*

*TOPPLES COMPUTER OVER ON TOP OF A BUNCH OF BABY DUCKS.*

*MISSES THEM COMPLETELY.*

Hey Andrew did you know you're not a professional skateboarder?

NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE

Originally Posted by ImperatorMortis

Everytime I look at your avatar I keep thinking its a portrait of a dude with long black hair, and a fancy mustache.

Originally Posted by BlackholePA

This might actually become true if he moves away from webcomics as a medium after Homestuck, as hinted in the answers on Tumblr.

the medium of his next work will be KICKFLIPS AND SICK GRINDZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
mO do you want a new change of pants?

hell yes

MS PAINT RADVENTURES

Originally Posted by Fish

Originally Posted by TimelessGallifreyan

Oh yeah, Nepeta needs a dead page

She has two options.

Originally Posted by kaoticAntagonist

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by kaoticAntagonist

Mindfang never had a dragon.

Because I mean, you could probably engineer a mutiny on her ships and get mindfangs crew to turn her over for some reason. In fact Im sure she spent long nights in the dark of her room planning just such a scenario.

But then, while she was taking her dragon for a stroll/small town eating she realized "I H4V3 4 FUCK1NG DR4GON".

Im sure we all would have come to the same conclusion.

my god

You're a fucking genius.

People with dragons don't need plans. They have dragons.

How she passed her legislacerator exams.

She gave deep, in-depth answers.

Then scribbled "1 H4V3 4 DR4GON" over all of it.

Originally Posted by P_equals_NP

French Rulers are eh pretty cool.
The best?

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Originally Posted by Qmark

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Qmark what HS songs and/or characters do you particularly like?
I need to know for reasons.

Oh uhhhh
Tavros is pretty cool, in a loser-ish sort of way.
And John.
And DD is my favorite carapace/exile.
Snowman is a pretty cool character as well, I guess.

For some reason I find myself listening to Umbral Ultimatum more than most of the other songs, with Let's All Rock the Heist being a close second.

Does this help?

Yes absolutely.
Thank you.

This will become relevant in the future. Far enough into the future where you will probably forgot I even asked this.

Originally Posted by Blaperile

Super Precious Educated Cult Urine (Lacks A Round Noodle And Omnipotent Daughter) Masterpiece.

Originally Posted by Fish

EXCLUSIVE PREVIEW IN SPOILER BELOW:

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Originally Posted by xqz

Originally Posted by Dastardly bananas

TT: Jake, I am your universe.
TT: *ribbit*

GT: Noooooooo!

Dirk is ecstatic about being a universe
Because it means

Jake is inside him

Originally Posted by Vanellope Von Schweetz

What if the reason why the Condesce hates humans so much is because she suffered a tradgey when she was young where she was forced to watch her loved one

Originally Posted by Cervos

Here's how it works.

Had they just let the scratch happen as normal, they would have ceased from existing and start their lives over in the scratched universe.
So, I'll make a bit of an analogy.
Let's say the kids are files in a folder, the folder being the universe.
When you Scratch the universe, It can be seen as, like, reverting the folder to a previous version. So anything that was on there before and any changes are lost.
There are 2 days to avoid this.

1) Kill yourself (ie: Throw in the recycle bin). By doing this, you still exist in the afterlife, and when the folder is re-written, the files still exist in the recycle bin.
2) Escape. Transfer the files to another folder (ie: universe) simply, and when the folder is re-written, the transferred files will be safe.

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06-23-2012, 01:58 PM #2

phantasmalDexterity

Omanyte

Re: Candy Corns Thread

Templates:

The original corn
Empty corn, only the outline.

What? What else do you need?

Maybe these:
Bonus Templates:
carrot
eleventh doctor
meat
single colour (shading guide)
cake
Music

The standard size is 16x16.

Tutorials:

Originally Posted by Drillgorg

Originally Posted by zimzap

GUYS I'M HELPFUL

k, so you wanna make a corn. Obviously you should have some idea of the colours it would have, their significance blah blah. If you make a corn based off another (heteroromance vs. heterosex) the colours should be similiar. GOOD START

Use a base, go back to the first page of this thread. You'll have to zoom in a lot and use the pencil or the filler tool.

Look at this corn. If you download it and zoom in you can clearly see where the light and dark parts go. To find the right lighter or darker colour, here's my rules.
- lighter colour: saturation - 11 (if saturation is 0, use 11 where the normal colour goes)
-darker colour: value (otherwise known as brightness) - 16 (again if it is 0 use 16 where the normal colour goes.)

THERE MAKE GOOD CORNS
also DON'T CHANGE THE OUTLINE OR THE SHAPE UNLESS IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT

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HOMESTUCK HIATUS

The origin of THE TRICKSTER MODE.

LIES.

old avatar stuff.

best avatar ever:

made by xqz.
This is also cool:
Firely by da Nimz
thanks dude.

The ultimate Broship

By my cousin

Adventures I read on the forum currently:

The end is NEIGH

Previous specularnaodms: 143, 413, 512, 612, 1000, 1413, 1717

Sigquotes:

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by recalcitrantIre

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Andrew

Originally Posted by phantasmalDexterity

Hey Andrew, did you know you aren't a professional webcomic artist?

MY LIFE IS A LIE.

*DELETES WEBSITE.*

*TOPPLES COMPUTER OVER ON TOP OF A BUNCH OF BABY DUCKS.*

*MISSES THEM COMPLETELY.*

Hey Andrew did you know you're not a professional skateboarder?

NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE

Originally Posted by ImperatorMortis

Everytime I look at your avatar I keep thinking its a portrait of a dude with long black hair, and a fancy mustache.

Originally Posted by BlackholePA

This might actually become true if he moves away from webcomics as a medium after Homestuck, as hinted in the answers on Tumblr.

the medium of his next work will be KICKFLIPS AND SICK GRINDZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
mO do you want a new change of pants?

hell yes

MS PAINT RADVENTURES

Originally Posted by Fish

Originally Posted by TimelessGallifreyan

Oh yeah, Nepeta needs a dead page

She has two options.

Originally Posted by kaoticAntagonist

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by kaoticAntagonist

Mindfang never had a dragon.

Because I mean, you could probably engineer a mutiny on her ships and get mindfangs crew to turn her over for some reason. In fact Im sure she spent long nights in the dark of her room planning just such a scenario.

But then, while she was taking her dragon for a stroll/small town eating she realized "I H4V3 4 FUCK1NG DR4GON".

Im sure we all would have come to the same conclusion.

my god

You're a fucking genius.

People with dragons don't need plans. They have dragons.

How she passed her legislacerator exams.

She gave deep, in-depth answers.

Then scribbled "1 H4V3 4 DR4GON" over all of it.

Originally Posted by P_equals_NP

French Rulers are eh pretty cool.
The best?

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Originally Posted by Qmark

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Qmark what HS songs and/or characters do you particularly like?
I need to know for reasons.

Oh uhhhh
Tavros is pretty cool, in a loser-ish sort of way.
And John.
And DD is my favorite carapace/exile.
Snowman is a pretty cool character as well, I guess.

For some reason I find myself listening to Umbral Ultimatum more than most of the other songs, with Let's All Rock the Heist being a close second.

Does this help?

Yes absolutely.
Thank you.

This will become relevant in the future. Far enough into the future where you will probably forgot I even asked this.

Originally Posted by Blaperile

Super Precious Educated Cult Urine (Lacks A Round Noodle And Omnipotent Daughter) Masterpiece.

Originally Posted by Fish

EXCLUSIVE PREVIEW IN SPOILER BELOW:

specularnaodm, n. (from P_equals_NP's fateful typoing of “speculate,” “random,” and some other words) – 1. A post made upon achieving a momentous postcount 2. A project prepared for such a post, often designed to elicit admiration or recognition

Originally Posted by xqz

Originally Posted by Dastardly bananas

TT: Jake, I am your universe.
TT: *ribbit*

GT: Noooooooo!

Dirk is ecstatic about being a universe
Because it means

Jake is inside him

Originally Posted by Vanellope Von Schweetz

What if the reason why the Condesce hates humans so much is because she suffered a tradgey when she was young where she was forced to watch her loved one

Originally Posted by Cervos

Here's how it works.

Had they just let the scratch happen as normal, they would have ceased from existing and start their lives over in the scratched universe.
So, I'll make a bit of an analogy.
Let's say the kids are files in a folder, the folder being the universe.
When you Scratch the universe, It can be seen as, like, reverting the folder to a previous version. So anything that was on there before and any changes are lost.
There are 2 days to avoid this.

1) Kill yourself (ie: Throw in the recycle bin). By doing this, you still exist in the afterlife, and when the folder is re-written, the files still exist in the recycle bin.
2) Escape. Transfer the files to another folder (ie: universe) simply, and when the folder is re-written, the transferred files will be safe.

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06-23-2012, 01:59 PM #3

phantasmalDexterity

Omanyte

Re: Candy Corns Thread

Might be useful later on.

Last edited by phantasmalDexterity; 07-02-2012 at 04:50 PM.

HOMESTUCK HIATUS

The origin of THE TRICKSTER MODE.

LIES.

old avatar stuff.

best avatar ever:

made by xqz.
This is also cool:
Firely by da Nimz
thanks dude.

The ultimate Broship

By my cousin

Adventures I read on the forum currently:

The end is NEIGH

Previous specularnaodms: 143, 413, 512, 612, 1000, 1413, 1717

Sigquotes:

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by recalcitrantIre

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Andrew

Originally Posted by phantasmalDexterity

Hey Andrew, did you know you aren't a professional webcomic artist?

MY LIFE IS A LIE.

*DELETES WEBSITE.*

*TOPPLES COMPUTER OVER ON TOP OF A BUNCH OF BABY DUCKS.*

*MISSES THEM COMPLETELY.*

Hey Andrew did you know you're not a professional skateboarder?

NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE

Originally Posted by ImperatorMortis

Everytime I look at your avatar I keep thinking its a portrait of a dude with long black hair, and a fancy mustache.

Originally Posted by BlackholePA

This might actually become true if he moves away from webcomics as a medium after Homestuck, as hinted in the answers on Tumblr.

the medium of his next work will be KICKFLIPS AND SICK GRINDZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
mO do you want a new change of pants?

hell yes

MS PAINT RADVENTURES

Originally Posted by Fish

Originally Posted by TimelessGallifreyan

Oh yeah, Nepeta needs a dead page

She has two options.

Originally Posted by kaoticAntagonist

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by kaoticAntagonist

Mindfang never had a dragon.

Because I mean, you could probably engineer a mutiny on her ships and get mindfangs crew to turn her over for some reason. In fact Im sure she spent long nights in the dark of her room planning just such a scenario.

But then, while she was taking her dragon for a stroll/small town eating she realized "I H4V3 4 FUCK1NG DR4GON".

Im sure we all would have come to the same conclusion.

my god

You're a fucking genius.

People with dragons don't need plans. They have dragons.

How she passed her legislacerator exams.

She gave deep, in-depth answers.

Then scribbled "1 H4V3 4 DR4GON" over all of it.

Originally Posted by P_equals_NP

French Rulers are eh pretty cool.
The best?

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Originally Posted by Qmark

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Qmark what HS songs and/or characters do you particularly like?
I need to know for reasons.

Oh uhhhh
Tavros is pretty cool, in a loser-ish sort of way.
And John.
And DD is my favorite carapace/exile.
Snowman is a pretty cool character as well, I guess.

For some reason I find myself listening to Umbral Ultimatum more than most of the other songs, with Let's All Rock the Heist being a close second.

Does this help?

Yes absolutely.
Thank you.

This will become relevant in the future. Far enough into the future where you will probably forgot I even asked this.

Originally Posted by Blaperile

Super Precious Educated Cult Urine (Lacks A Round Noodle And Omnipotent Daughter) Masterpiece.

Originally Posted by Fish

EXCLUSIVE PREVIEW IN SPOILER BELOW:

specularnaodm, n. (from P_equals_NP's fateful typoing of “speculate,” “random,” and some other words) – 1. A post made upon achieving a momentous postcount 2. A project prepared for such a post, often designed to elicit admiration or recognition

Originally Posted by xqz

Originally Posted by Dastardly bananas

TT: Jake, I am your universe.
TT: *ribbit*

GT: Noooooooo!

Dirk is ecstatic about being a universe
Because it means

Jake is inside him

Originally Posted by Vanellope Von Schweetz

What if the reason why the Condesce hates humans so much is because she suffered a tradgey when she was young where she was forced to watch her loved one

Originally Posted by Cervos

Here's how it works.

Had they just let the scratch happen as normal, they would have ceased from existing and start their lives over in the scratched universe.
So, I'll make a bit of an analogy.
Let's say the kids are files in a folder, the folder being the universe.
When you Scratch the universe, It can be seen as, like, reverting the folder to a previous version. So anything that was on there before and any changes are lost.
There are 2 days to avoid this.

1) Kill yourself (ie: Throw in the recycle bin). By doing this, you still exist in the afterlife, and when the folder is re-written, the files still exist in the recycle bin.
2) Escape. Transfer the files to another folder (ie: universe) simply, and when the folder is re-written, the transferred files will be safe.

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06-23-2012, 02:21 PM #4

Drillgorg

Party Captain AdminGorg

Re: Candy Corns Thread

I approve! Corns are great and I love them.

edit: moved out of the advice column because I think it was here by mistake?

Last edited by Drillgorg; 06-23-2012 at 02:55 PM.

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06-23-2012, 03:04 PM #5

Ace of Dark-Hearts

Uses Abbrvtns 2 Condescend u

Re: Candy Corns Thread

How 'bout an "I have no fucking idea-sexual" candycorn?

My tumblr. Also here is my art and music blog. Check 'em out, maybe?

Fuck it. No Homestuck character candy corns. I just love everyone too much to select favorites.

Dani is the coolest cat of all the Nepetas.

Quotes:

Originally Posted by shadowedAngel

Originally Posted by OrangeAipom

Hussie will never make your dreams come true.

Because he is lazy.

Jade confirmed for being a really bad dancer.

Originally Posted by Drillgorg

Originally Posted by pirrou

Penetration isn't even something that inherently has to be associated with male genitals. A lot of people just like to put things in their vaginas because there's an important pleasure receptor in there, and which gender (and which real-life flesh-and-blood genitals) one is turned on by doesn't have to have any bearing on that.

I have no interest in penetration why am I answering this

But look at your avatar...

Originally Posted by Kíeros

Not as angry as shipping. PS:Once on the web, there was a man--His name, Ace of Dark-Hearts.
His song is now sung everywhere, even in supermarts.
He found a site called TV Tropes, a famous one for its
Ability to suck you in to its eternal pits.
He set about upon a quest, to gain all that it knew,
Spent million ho'rs upon its feed, looking at all 'twas new.
And once upon that ancient time, he gave the wisdom wise,
To all who called upon him then, or looked into his eyes.

"I'll never, ever, give you up. We'll be there to the end."
He told unto the great website upon the day called Wend.
I know that it's not spelled that way, well tough, you'll just sue me;
But that isn't important to this amazing story.
He spent all of his waking life, chasing that feeble dream,
But the website did not return his ever faithful gleam.
And now upon this olden time, he gave all wisdom wise,
To those who would call upon him, or looked him in the eyes.

His obsession was way to big, it never looked to wane.
Just wax and wax, and wax it did. 'Twas becoming a bane.
A lifetime spent on this dear task, and getting nothing much.
Some thought of him as crazy, while some others called him such.
"A silly task" they told him so, "You are a stupid guy.
The website will not love you back, why do you even try?"
But still in times of recent past, he gathered wisdom wise,
To share to all who listened here, or looked him in the eyes.

Again and then, again again, he listened to their calls.
"An idiot" he heard them say "I do not have the balls
To be a normal person in a life that works just fine;
The knowledge gained is not that great. Why, that is all they whine.
But I, yes I, will prove them wrong, my love and I will show
Yes, all of the common info that nobody does know.
And now, upon these current days-- I've gathered wisdom wise,
I'll share it to all who listen, or look me in the eyes."

Now this old tale has oft been heard, the lover of a site.
He aged and aged, for a long time, 'til all his hair was white.
And then one day, he disappeared. But this, I've heard, is true:
He still exist, and wants to give that knowledge unto you.
You've heard this song about his lust, and it is now you job,
To join him in his sacred goal, and not to join the mob.
For now, until some time unknown, we'll give the wisdom wise,
To share with all who will listen, or look us in the eyes.

Originally Posted by Wulf

Originally Posted by rogue of void

Originally Posted by FowlJ

Originally Posted by Panda-s1

naw dude, cheese is like coagulated. It's coagulated protein found in milk.

Okay fine, it is fermented, but so is like yogurt, and I don't ever remember going to Bert F. Yogurt's for my friend's birthday.

That's probably because Bert is a registered sex offender.

Was, he got off on those charges remember?

Getting off on stuff is what got him charged to begin with!

Originally Posted by P_equals_NP

Originally Posted by Everanix

Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Page 88!!!!!!!!

Let's talk about spidertrolls.

I'm in favour of them.

Aranea's a pretty fly chick.

Spidertroll convo end.

I think we've had enough of them.

I believe we just had the perfect conversation.

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06-23-2012, 03:32 PM #6

Daniel990

Rogue of SPACE!/Witch of Blood

Re: Candy Corns Thread

Where's the Brazil coooooorn

There was a RADIOHEAD QUOTE here. It's gone now.

THE BEST ADVENTURE IN THE WORLD

TUMBLR WITH GUNNERKRIGG COURT AND STUFF.
Sigquotes:

Originally Posted by newbonomicon

MY GOD

The reason the first session failed wasn't because of the cancer.

IT WAS BECAUSE THERE WAS NO PROBLEM SLEUTH TWO

Originally Posted by Triangle Man

Originally Posted by bibliomaniac

Originally Posted by Triangle Man

Scratch Hussie is so awesome and popular that his last update made the entire internet crash for a period of 48 hours.

Society almost collapsed as a result.

Wait. How is that any different from our Hussie. I'm not getting it.

He was able to do this with a regular, non-flash-animated update.

I think. My sources may or may not be reliable on this.

Originally Posted by Sizik

It sounds like she has a British accent.

Wait...

British...

Lord British...

Lord English...

OH MY GOD

UU IS MS. PAINT!

Originally Posted by ShyGuy

Originally Posted by LMLYP

Originally Posted by Efesell

Originally Posted by LMLYP

this is the most terrifying part of the update

GT: When do i get to learn your name by the way?
UU: hm trUthfUlly?
UU: it may be for the best that yoU never know it.
UU: it coUld stir Up some things best left in their present eqUilibriUm.

Nor do you know whose shoulders it was meant to cover. If you knew that - if you even knew his name - you would understand terror no human ever has.

But there are rules to his entry, and his grim procession through paradox space is rather orderly. The present equilibrium has accounted for him, and will continue to.

oh yeah and "cascading sequence" but someone already caught that i see
so is there any chance uu isn't working for le

This is just kind of silly.

are you implying those three callbacks arent deliberate as all fuck? the question is "is andrew screwing with us or does this mean something".

your references seem to imply that UU is LE, as Jake is specifically asking for UU's name.

if UU is LE,

the retroactively funniest thing in homestuck would be the universe devouring time travelling scourge of paradox space going 'kisses'

Originally Posted by ceilingotaku

Jane, while under the influence of Nepeta's hat, which was under the influence of Betty Crocker, pushed Jake down a flight of stairs on a spaceship that was shortly afterwards blown to bits by a Prospitan spaceship by sending a vine out and whippin' it good.

If this isn't canon I don't know what is.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

I think any Genetic Shit which involves green slime and time travel is automatically Weird.

Originally Posted by Ken

Originally Posted by Rikushadow5

Oh, yeah. Somebody feel like explaining the whole "Potato" thing? Is it some weird Forum Joke I missed and/or was not here for?

Potatoes are the larval stage of french fries. Seems sufficient to me.

Originally Posted by oogley

I just looked up cuttlefish. Turns out they sometimes eat each other. And have green-blue blood. And have three hearts. And see about eight times better than most creatures. And their eyes are Ws

FEFERI IS KANAYA (because vampire) IS TEREZI (because teal blood) IS SOLLUX (because three lives) IS VRISKA (because vision 8fold) IS ERIDAN (because W) IS NEPETA (because tranistive property of Nepeta) IS LORD ENGLISH (because shut up).

Also: Tangle buddies!

/le shit
*Shot
*Sign

Originally Posted by killerlamb

Noone's ever sigquoted me before

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

I swear every time I come into this thread now I see the word lesbian

just

every time

Originally Posted by Anavirable

This is Homestuck. It will be both ridiculously serious and seriously ridiculous.

Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts

Why are you nervous this is the Sex Ed Thread penis vagina nipples underwear masturbation

see no embarrassment

Originally Posted by Aerok12

i dreamed that there was an [s] update but it was just a neverending series of shitty homestuck amvs

it was absolutely terrifying

Best canon banner:
http://i.imgur.com/wuTz8.png
Drillgorg's watching you:
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/38437009/120219-164304.jpg

Ooel Rhykchfzr jhfkf.

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06-23-2012, 03:40 PM #7

phantasmalDexterity

Omanyte

Re: Candy Corns Thread

Originally Posted by Drillgorg

I approve! Corns are great and I love them.
edit: moved out of the advice column because I think it was here by mistake?

Woops. Sorry.

Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts

How 'bout an "I have no fucking idea-sexual" candycorn?

What, like this? :havenofreakingidea:

HOMESTUCK HIATUS

The origin of THE TRICKSTER MODE.

LIES.

old avatar stuff.

best avatar ever:

made by xqz.
This is also cool:
Firely by da Nimz
thanks dude.

The ultimate Broship

By my cousin

Adventures I read on the forum currently:

The end is NEIGH

Previous specularnaodms: 143, 413, 512, 612, 1000, 1413, 1717

Sigquotes:

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by recalcitrantIre

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Andrew

Originally Posted by phantasmalDexterity

Hey Andrew, did you know you aren't a professional webcomic artist?

MY LIFE IS A LIE.

*DELETES WEBSITE.*

*TOPPLES COMPUTER OVER ON TOP OF A BUNCH OF BABY DUCKS.*

*MISSES THEM COMPLETELY.*

Hey Andrew did you know you're not a professional skateboarder?

NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE

Originally Posted by ImperatorMortis

Everytime I look at your avatar I keep thinking its a portrait of a dude with long black hair, and a fancy mustache.

Originally Posted by BlackholePA

This might actually become true if he moves away from webcomics as a medium after Homestuck, as hinted in the answers on Tumblr.

the medium of his next work will be KICKFLIPS AND SICK GRINDZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
mO do you want a new change of pants?

hell yes

MS PAINT RADVENTURES

Originally Posted by Fish

Originally Posted by TimelessGallifreyan

Oh yeah, Nepeta needs a dead page

She has two options.

Originally Posted by kaoticAntagonist

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by kaoticAntagonist

Mindfang never had a dragon.

Because I mean, you could probably engineer a mutiny on her ships and get mindfangs crew to turn her over for some reason. In fact Im sure she spent long nights in the dark of her room planning just such a scenario.

But then, while she was taking her dragon for a stroll/small town eating she realized "I H4V3 4 FUCK1NG DR4GON".

Im sure we all would have come to the same conclusion.

my god

You're a fucking genius.

People with dragons don't need plans. They have dragons.

How she passed her legislacerator exams.

She gave deep, in-depth answers.

Then scribbled "1 H4V3 4 DR4GON" over all of it.

Originally Posted by P_equals_NP

French Rulers are eh pretty cool.
The best?

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Originally Posted by Qmark

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Qmark what HS songs and/or characters do you particularly like?
I need to know for reasons.

Oh uhhhh
Tavros is pretty cool, in a loser-ish sort of way.
And John.
And DD is my favorite carapace/exile.
Snowman is a pretty cool character as well, I guess.

For some reason I find myself listening to Umbral Ultimatum more than most of the other songs, with Let's All Rock the Heist being a close second.

Does this help?

Yes absolutely.
Thank you.

This will become relevant in the future. Far enough into the future where you will probably forgot I even asked this.

Originally Posted by Blaperile

Super Precious Educated Cult Urine (Lacks A Round Noodle And Omnipotent Daughter) Masterpiece.

Originally Posted by Fish

EXCLUSIVE PREVIEW IN SPOILER BELOW:

specularnaodm, n. (from P_equals_NP's fateful typoing of “speculate,” “random,” and some other words) – 1. A post made upon achieving a momentous postcount 2. A project prepared for such a post, often designed to elicit admiration or recognition

Originally Posted by xqz

Originally Posted by Dastardly bananas

TT: Jake, I am your universe.
TT: *ribbit*

GT: Noooooooo!

Dirk is ecstatic about being a universe
Because it means

Jake is inside him

Originally Posted by Vanellope Von Schweetz

What if the reason why the Condesce hates humans so much is because she suffered a tradgey when she was young where she was forced to watch her loved one

Originally Posted by Cervos

Here's how it works.

Had they just let the scratch happen as normal, they would have ceased from existing and start their lives over in the scratched universe.
So, I'll make a bit of an analogy.
Let's say the kids are files in a folder, the folder being the universe.
When you Scratch the universe, It can be seen as, like, reverting the folder to a previous version. So anything that was on there before and any changes are lost.
There are 2 days to avoid this.

1) Kill yourself (ie: Throw in the recycle bin). By doing this, you still exist in the afterlife, and when the folder is re-written, the files still exist in the recycle bin.
2) Escape. Transfer the files to another folder (ie: universe) simply, and when the folder is re-written, the transferred files will be safe.

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06-23-2012, 03:44 PM #8

avolitionalArtisan

Kanalice

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Re: Candy Corns Thread

I would ask for a Dutch corn, but it'd be exactly the same as the French one.

Anyway, I am glad these have their own thread now!

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06-23-2012, 03:58 PM #9

Drillgorg

Party Captain AdminGorg

Re: Candy Corns Thread

Brazilian flag is ridiculously hard to put into candy corn form

And if Germany gets a verticorn, so does the Netherlands

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06-23-2012, 04:03 PM #10

Atomic Kitty

Voltaire of the Unpopular

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Re: Candy Corns Thread

And I add a Seadweller candy corn, cause Seadwellers are my passion :

WHY EAT ORANGE APPLE MUCH BETTER FRUIT
Candy corn party :

Also Knight of Light

A1BOTS INVASION : COMING SOON

The Seadwellers' Folder : The Fishiest Folder Ever Made

~Fabulous avatar by the courtesy of ashdenej~

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06-23-2012, 05:19 PM #11

bloodyEmissary

Ambassador to Angry Brits

Re: Candy Corns Thread

Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts

How 'bout an "I have no fucking idea-sexual" candycorn?

Yes this is a good idea.

I love my corns.

ANDREW why are Dave's shoes colored differently on pg. 6231 and pg. 6247?

Originally Posted by A Salad

Originally Posted by Protoman

Tavros can commune with animals.

Equius is STRONG.

Vriska can control people's minds.

Gamzee is incredibly strong when psychotic.

Karkat has shoosh pap.

Karkat is OP, Andrew please nerf.

Originally Posted by impetusPhantasm

Guys stop with the pap references or I will do some sort of acrobatic fucking pap off the shoosh.

Originally Posted by curiousTerminal

Originally Posted by Trapezoid

FUCK I'M FALLING DOWN ALL THIS SHOOSH.

(It keeps pappening?)

Originally Posted by armeggedonCounselor

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Up until now Sollux has been shown to get ALL THE LADIES and NONE OF THE MEN, so it would be a reasonable assumption to think Sollux has the same boobs fetish Kanaya has.

So Sollux is a lesbian?

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by rufuslynx

Irony is Dave's attempt at crafting a personality so he doesn't have to acknowledge/show who he really is. For "Bro," it's just an art. Granted, we've only had one conversation with actual "Bro," but irony seems to be something he genuinely enjoys.

So you're saying Dave is just into it ironically.

Originally Posted by Yrr

Every time Hussie posts it's like a chorus of angels come down and tell us all to go fuck ourselves because we're wrong.
I feel enlightened.

Originally Posted by Tirgo

Originally Posted by IPadDoodler

Why is everybody shipping each other?

pay more attention, you're in the mspa forums.

Originally Posted by Andrew

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Andrew

The content of my posts is always meaningless and not worth reading. I only post so others may bask in my vicinity. People will talk for years about that one awesome time I TOTP'd page fifteen of that one thread, and they got to post underneath it.

Hey Andrew remember that one time that you quoted my post? That was awesome.

I will deny this happened to my grave.

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

But Andrew you just did it again and now we can all testify that you totally did it.

This translates directly into Homestuck being busted.

Originally Posted by safetyboots

Better than anything I could ever write. Genius.

Originally Posted by Andrew

I just google-translated my post to safetyboots to Chinese and then back to English again, so he can understand it better.

Have you considered the possibility that some of you are reading in your head, that is the source of your dissatisfaction? You will not be the first time to your in-depth analysis of advanced materials.
This is my professional opinion.
Consider evidence, such as some of your words of bizarre construction.
"Do something, I do not think everything like a fool!"
"Sir Egbert king slime prestige class decided to give a shot."
A site of production of these reports BOT do? What do they mean? Is a process, the idea of being able to clearly inform you build?
Your post is like reading a written review of serious, run through Google translate into Chinese and then back to England again.

Originally Posted by Kibble Wensleydale

I wonder if you people really appreciate how far technology has come in the past ten years to allow this many animated eyebrows to oscillate simultaneously on a single webpage.

This, truly, is the future that our forebears envisioned.

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Wait have I been rude for not stabbing people when I greet them?

I think you know the answer to that already. And I trust that you will correct your behaviour immediately.

This will make for an interesting party later today.

Originally Posted by General-jwj

I don't even own a knife. That's some major breach of etiquette right there :/

Barbarian!

Originally Posted by Achille'sHamstring

Killing characters before they appear. Hussie is breaking killing-off-character records here. This is probably the highest ratio of pathos to screentime that can be accomplished. Hell, it doesn't even register, since you'd have to divide by the zero pages that they appeared in. It approaches infinity if you take the limit, sure, but the actual zero mark is a void of pure madness.

Originally Posted by Greyscale

Originally Posted by Legendary

Indeed. The official male homosexual pairing is obviously Gamzee Dirk.

That's a funny way of spelling Dirk <3< Karkat.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Vanymstorm

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Vanymstorm

His manner of death wasn't described at all. Crushing is mostly an internal thing, anyway.

Tends to do bad things to eyeballs, I think.

Like turn them into Xs?

Yes, I believe that is a well documented side effect.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by kmsumrall

I like Eridan's theme. Oh, his death was pretty neat.

I will agree that, as deaths go, it was pretty great.

A++ would chainsaw again

Originally Posted by PumpkinMan

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

I don't remember Jack performing any particularly stylish or entertaining murders. He's not really into the fancy stuff.

Although that one time he killed Nep with a DOOF was kinda okay. Hmm also Jane's 'greet'. I guess he has a talent for murder sound effects.

He's a musician. His instrument is murder. With it he plays a beautiful symphony that echoes across paradox space. A symphony of stabs.

Originally Posted by SwariSexualPosition

I don't think you guys understand.

There's a fucking diamond in that translation.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Asphodel

Am I the only who was disappointed when they tried to scroll the list of echeladder rungs? /stupid stupid dumb

every time

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by deathsbuddy

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Oh My!
(read this in Takei's voice)

I don't know who this Takei person is but I suspect I've got her a little hot under the collar.

It's cool, kinkspirit doesn't mind.

...
oh my god

Takei is like fourteen or something isn't she

Kinkspirt doesn't mind but I do. :U

George Takei is a member of the original Star Trek cast and an outspoken gay rights activist

This whole string of conversation has been ruined for me and made several times better for everyone else in a single moment

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Aradia is kA's favorite character and he thought it would be funny to hijack the thread.

I was going to dive kick him to death but he distracted me with the sexy.

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Well, 3/16 of my sigquotes currently contain one or more posts by you, but 7/16 contain posts by mO.
dun dun dun?

THEN I MUST DIVE KICK HIM UNTIL HE SUBMITS HIS PLACEMENTS TO ME

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Kaleb702

It appears we have hit a Wine In Front Of Me situation.

It's either a red herring or truth.
The question is which is it.
Is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that's not the answer, or is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that it IS the answer?

I think it's quite obvious that Andrew put a red herring in both cups.

Originally Posted by M41C3LPH

Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts

Originally Posted by MonsterGrrl

Didn't UU say that she'd never seen another of her species? I'm kind of running on poo-brain here, but if they share a room, yet shes never seen him- isnt that another point in favor of the UU is uu theory?

No this obviously means that Lord English is uu except he kidnapped Roxy and us exploiting her Voidy powers to make him invisible

In Homestuck, Occam's Razor is shaped like a corkscrew.

Originally Posted by Wacom Guy

Okay, you know what I think about Andrew letting a fantroll become the most important character?

The same way I felt about Notch's beard.

PEOPLE HAVE TO STOP BETTING IMPORTANT THINGS ON PEOPLE NOT PAYING ABSURD AMOUNTS OF MONEY

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Oh gosh the whole time I was bonding with amazing people over shared interests in a place devoted to said interests and forming real and lasting friendships which have significantly positively impacted my life I never considered that I might be inconveniencing the "asshole who doesn't give a shit and only shows their face around here to bitch about other people having fun" demographic.

I'm terribly sorry.

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06-23-2012, 05:26 PM #12

Drillgorg

Party Captain AdminGorg

Re: Candy Corns Thread

What's with the tiny female corn, are you a tiny person?

Last edited by Drillgorg; 06-23-2012 at 05:31 PM.

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06-23-2012, 05:27 PM #13

Monkeysky

Re: Candy Corns Thread

Guys, I am borderline offended that there was no corn for wonkasexuals.

You're welcome.

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06-23-2012, 05:28 PM #14

bloodyEmissary

Ambassador to Angry Brits

Re: Candy Corns Thread

Originally Posted by Drillgorg

What's with the tiny female corn, are you a tiny person?

Not tiny, just a kid.
5'3" isn't tiny right guys

ANDREW why are Dave's shoes colored differently on pg. 6231 and pg. 6247?

Originally Posted by A Salad

Originally Posted by Protoman

Tavros can commune with animals.

Equius is STRONG.

Vriska can control people's minds.

Gamzee is incredibly strong when psychotic.

Karkat has shoosh pap.

Karkat is OP, Andrew please nerf.

Originally Posted by impetusPhantasm

Guys stop with the pap references or I will do some sort of acrobatic fucking pap off the shoosh.

Originally Posted by curiousTerminal

Originally Posted by Trapezoid

FUCK I'M FALLING DOWN ALL THIS SHOOSH.

(It keeps pappening?)

Originally Posted by armeggedonCounselor

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Up until now Sollux has been shown to get ALL THE LADIES and NONE OF THE MEN, so it would be a reasonable assumption to think Sollux has the same boobs fetish Kanaya has.

So Sollux is a lesbian?

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by rufuslynx

Irony is Dave's attempt at crafting a personality so he doesn't have to acknowledge/show who he really is. For "Bro," it's just an art. Granted, we've only had one conversation with actual "Bro," but irony seems to be something he genuinely enjoys.

So you're saying Dave is just into it ironically.

Originally Posted by Yrr

Every time Hussie posts it's like a chorus of angels come down and tell us all to go fuck ourselves because we're wrong.
I feel enlightened.

Originally Posted by Tirgo

Originally Posted by IPadDoodler

Why is everybody shipping each other?

pay more attention, you're in the mspa forums.

Originally Posted by Andrew

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Andrew

The content of my posts is always meaningless and not worth reading. I only post so others may bask in my vicinity. People will talk for years about that one awesome time I TOTP'd page fifteen of that one thread, and they got to post underneath it.

Hey Andrew remember that one time that you quoted my post? That was awesome.

I will deny this happened to my grave.

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

But Andrew you just did it again and now we can all testify that you totally did it.

This translates directly into Homestuck being busted.

Originally Posted by safetyboots

Better than anything I could ever write. Genius.

Originally Posted by Andrew

I just google-translated my post to safetyboots to Chinese and then back to English again, so he can understand it better.

Have you considered the possibility that some of you are reading in your head, that is the source of your dissatisfaction? You will not be the first time to your in-depth analysis of advanced materials.
This is my professional opinion.
Consider evidence, such as some of your words of bizarre construction.
"Do something, I do not think everything like a fool!"
"Sir Egbert king slime prestige class decided to give a shot."
A site of production of these reports BOT do? What do they mean? Is a process, the idea of being able to clearly inform you build?
Your post is like reading a written review of serious, run through Google translate into Chinese and then back to England again.

Originally Posted by Kibble Wensleydale

I wonder if you people really appreciate how far technology has come in the past ten years to allow this many animated eyebrows to oscillate simultaneously on a single webpage.

This, truly, is the future that our forebears envisioned.

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Wait have I been rude for not stabbing people when I greet them?

I think you know the answer to that already. And I trust that you will correct your behaviour immediately.

This will make for an interesting party later today.

Originally Posted by General-jwj

I don't even own a knife. That's some major breach of etiquette right there :/

Barbarian!

Originally Posted by Achille'sHamstring

Killing characters before they appear. Hussie is breaking killing-off-character records here. This is probably the highest ratio of pathos to screentime that can be accomplished. Hell, it doesn't even register, since you'd have to divide by the zero pages that they appeared in. It approaches infinity if you take the limit, sure, but the actual zero mark is a void of pure madness.

Originally Posted by Greyscale

Originally Posted by Legendary

Indeed. The official male homosexual pairing is obviously Gamzee Dirk.

That's a funny way of spelling Dirk <3< Karkat.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Vanymstorm

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Vanymstorm

His manner of death wasn't described at all. Crushing is mostly an internal thing, anyway.

Tends to do bad things to eyeballs, I think.

Like turn them into Xs?

Yes, I believe that is a well documented side effect.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by kmsumrall

I like Eridan's theme. Oh, his death was pretty neat.

I will agree that, as deaths go, it was pretty great.

A++ would chainsaw again

Originally Posted by PumpkinMan

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

I don't remember Jack performing any particularly stylish or entertaining murders. He's not really into the fancy stuff.

Although that one time he killed Nep with a DOOF was kinda okay. Hmm also Jane's 'greet'. I guess he has a talent for murder sound effects.

He's a musician. His instrument is murder. With it he plays a beautiful symphony that echoes across paradox space. A symphony of stabs.

Originally Posted by SwariSexualPosition

I don't think you guys understand.

There's a fucking diamond in that translation.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Asphodel

Am I the only who was disappointed when they tried to scroll the list of echeladder rungs? /stupid stupid dumb

every time

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by deathsbuddy

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Oh My!
(read this in Takei's voice)

I don't know who this Takei person is but I suspect I've got her a little hot under the collar.

It's cool, kinkspirit doesn't mind.

...
oh my god

Takei is like fourteen or something isn't she

Kinkspirt doesn't mind but I do. :U

George Takei is a member of the original Star Trek cast and an outspoken gay rights activist

This whole string of conversation has been ruined for me and made several times better for everyone else in a single moment

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Aradia is kA's favorite character and he thought it would be funny to hijack the thread.

I was going to dive kick him to death but he distracted me with the sexy.

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Well, 3/16 of my sigquotes currently contain one or more posts by you, but 7/16 contain posts by mO.
dun dun dun?

THEN I MUST DIVE KICK HIM UNTIL HE SUBMITS HIS PLACEMENTS TO ME

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Kaleb702

It appears we have hit a Wine In Front Of Me situation.

It's either a red herring or truth.
The question is which is it.
Is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that's not the answer, or is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that it IS the answer?

I think it's quite obvious that Andrew put a red herring in both cups.

Originally Posted by M41C3LPH

Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts

Originally Posted by MonsterGrrl

Didn't UU say that she'd never seen another of her species? I'm kind of running on poo-brain here, but if they share a room, yet shes never seen him- isnt that another point in favor of the UU is uu theory?

No this obviously means that Lord English is uu except he kidnapped Roxy and us exploiting her Voidy powers to make him invisible

In Homestuck, Occam's Razor is shaped like a corkscrew.

Originally Posted by Wacom Guy

Okay, you know what I think about Andrew letting a fantroll become the most important character?

The same way I felt about Notch's beard.

PEOPLE HAVE TO STOP BETTING IMPORTANT THINGS ON PEOPLE NOT PAYING ABSURD AMOUNTS OF MONEY

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Oh gosh the whole time I was bonding with amazing people over shared interests in a place devoted to said interests and forming real and lasting friendships which have significantly positively impacted my life I never considered that I might be inconveniencing the "asshole who doesn't give a shit and only shows their face around here to bitch about other people having fun" demographic.

I'm terribly sorry.

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06-23-2012, 05:31 PM #15

acerPandoren

Head of Empty

Re: Candy Corns Thread

Originally Posted by phantasmalDexterity

Candy Corns 4
Others

invisible Candy Corn

Affably Evil
Candymecha
Inverted
Ditto
"I have no fucking idea" corn
"Literally sick from all the spinning avatars"
Carot Candy (vegetarian)
Candy Corn with Different shades of yellow (for wrinklefudger)

The Kieros' K******E L*N Corn

Credit for these candies goes to Dmatix, MythicalWashrag, ashdenej, Jolts, Yrr, Kieros and NotPete

Hey! The carrot was mine, just someone de-jpeg'd it
~Edit- Thanks

Wow, this really did explode didn't it? I think that might have been kinda my fault for mentioning the possibility of mixing agender and asexual into one corn and then it took off...

Last edited by acerPandoren; 06-23-2012 at 05:48 PM.

Light a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

(Avatar art from Siins, Shad and Ren/alt as listed on Hussie's tumblr)

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06-23-2012, 05:32 PM #16

Drillgorg

Party Captain AdminGorg

Re: Candy Corns Thread

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Not tiny, just a kid.
5'3" isn't tiny right guys

What does the inverted normal corn mean?

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06-23-2012, 05:32 PM #17

bloodyEmissary

Ambassador to Angry Brits

Re: Candy Corns Thread

Originally Posted by acerPandoren

Hey! The carrot was mine, just someone de-jpeg'd it

Yeah that was me.
jpegs are a scourge I tell you

Edit:

Originally Posted by Drillgorg

What does the inverted normal corn mean?

It means I like to invert my avatars

I didn't actually make it.

ANDREW why are Dave's shoes colored differently on pg. 6231 and pg. 6247?

Originally Posted by A Salad

Originally Posted by Protoman

Tavros can commune with animals.

Equius is STRONG.

Vriska can control people's minds.

Gamzee is incredibly strong when psychotic.

Karkat has shoosh pap.

Karkat is OP, Andrew please nerf.

Originally Posted by impetusPhantasm

Guys stop with the pap references or I will do some sort of acrobatic fucking pap off the shoosh.

Originally Posted by curiousTerminal

Originally Posted by Trapezoid

FUCK I'M FALLING DOWN ALL THIS SHOOSH.

(It keeps pappening?)

Originally Posted by armeggedonCounselor

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Up until now Sollux has been shown to get ALL THE LADIES and NONE OF THE MEN, so it would be a reasonable assumption to think Sollux has the same boobs fetish Kanaya has.

So Sollux is a lesbian?

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by rufuslynx

Irony is Dave's attempt at crafting a personality so he doesn't have to acknowledge/show who he really is. For "Bro," it's just an art. Granted, we've only had one conversation with actual "Bro," but irony seems to be something he genuinely enjoys.

So you're saying Dave is just into it ironically.

Originally Posted by Yrr

Every time Hussie posts it's like a chorus of angels come down and tell us all to go fuck ourselves because we're wrong.
I feel enlightened.

Originally Posted by Tirgo

Originally Posted by IPadDoodler

Why is everybody shipping each other?

pay more attention, you're in the mspa forums.

Originally Posted by Andrew

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Andrew

The content of my posts is always meaningless and not worth reading. I only post so others may bask in my vicinity. People will talk for years about that one awesome time I TOTP'd page fifteen of that one thread, and they got to post underneath it.

Hey Andrew remember that one time that you quoted my post? That was awesome.

I will deny this happened to my grave.

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

But Andrew you just did it again and now we can all testify that you totally did it.

This translates directly into Homestuck being busted.

Originally Posted by safetyboots

Better than anything I could ever write. Genius.

Originally Posted by Andrew

I just google-translated my post to safetyboots to Chinese and then back to English again, so he can understand it better.

Have you considered the possibility that some of you are reading in your head, that is the source of your dissatisfaction? You will not be the first time to your in-depth analysis of advanced materials.
This is my professional opinion.
Consider evidence, such as some of your words of bizarre construction.
"Do something, I do not think everything like a fool!"
"Sir Egbert king slime prestige class decided to give a shot."
A site of production of these reports BOT do? What do they mean? Is a process, the idea of being able to clearly inform you build?
Your post is like reading a written review of serious, run through Google translate into Chinese and then back to England again.

Originally Posted by Kibble Wensleydale

I wonder if you people really appreciate how far technology has come in the past ten years to allow this many animated eyebrows to oscillate simultaneously on a single webpage.

This, truly, is the future that our forebears envisioned.

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Wait have I been rude for not stabbing people when I greet them?

I think you know the answer to that already. And I trust that you will correct your behaviour immediately.

This will make for an interesting party later today.

Originally Posted by General-jwj

I don't even own a knife. That's some major breach of etiquette right there :/

Barbarian!

Originally Posted by Achille'sHamstring

Killing characters before they appear. Hussie is breaking killing-off-character records here. This is probably the highest ratio of pathos to screentime that can be accomplished. Hell, it doesn't even register, since you'd have to divide by the zero pages that they appeared in. It approaches infinity if you take the limit, sure, but the actual zero mark is a void of pure madness.

Originally Posted by Greyscale

Originally Posted by Legendary

Indeed. The official male homosexual pairing is obviously Gamzee Dirk.

That's a funny way of spelling Dirk <3< Karkat.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Vanymstorm

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Vanymstorm

His manner of death wasn't described at all. Crushing is mostly an internal thing, anyway.

Tends to do bad things to eyeballs, I think.

Like turn them into Xs?

Yes, I believe that is a well documented side effect.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by kmsumrall

I like Eridan's theme. Oh, his death was pretty neat.

I will agree that, as deaths go, it was pretty great.

A++ would chainsaw again

Originally Posted by PumpkinMan

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

I don't remember Jack performing any particularly stylish or entertaining murders. He's not really into the fancy stuff.

Although that one time he killed Nep with a DOOF was kinda okay. Hmm also Jane's 'greet'. I guess he has a talent for murder sound effects.

He's a musician. His instrument is murder. With it he plays a beautiful symphony that echoes across paradox space. A symphony of stabs.

Originally Posted by SwariSexualPosition

I don't think you guys understand.

There's a fucking diamond in that translation.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Asphodel

Am I the only who was disappointed when they tried to scroll the list of echeladder rungs? /stupid stupid dumb

every time

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by deathsbuddy

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Oh My!
(read this in Takei's voice)

I don't know who this Takei person is but I suspect I've got her a little hot under the collar.

It's cool, kinkspirit doesn't mind.

...
oh my god

Takei is like fourteen or something isn't she

Kinkspirt doesn't mind but I do. :U

George Takei is a member of the original Star Trek cast and an outspoken gay rights activist

This whole string of conversation has been ruined for me and made several times better for everyone else in a single moment

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Aradia is kA's favorite character and he thought it would be funny to hijack the thread.

I was going to dive kick him to death but he distracted me with the sexy.

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Well, 3/16 of my sigquotes currently contain one or more posts by you, but 7/16 contain posts by mO.
dun dun dun?

THEN I MUST DIVE KICK HIM UNTIL HE SUBMITS HIS PLACEMENTS TO ME

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Kaleb702

It appears we have hit a Wine In Front Of Me situation.

It's either a red herring or truth.
The question is which is it.
Is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that's not the answer, or is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that it IS the answer?

I think it's quite obvious that Andrew put a red herring in both cups.

Originally Posted by M41C3LPH

Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts

Originally Posted by MonsterGrrl

Didn't UU say that she'd never seen another of her species? I'm kind of running on poo-brain here, but if they share a room, yet shes never seen him- isnt that another point in favor of the UU is uu theory?

No this obviously means that Lord English is uu except he kidnapped Roxy and us exploiting her Voidy powers to make him invisible

In Homestuck, Occam's Razor is shaped like a corkscrew.

Originally Posted by Wacom Guy

Okay, you know what I think about Andrew letting a fantroll become the most important character?

The same way I felt about Notch's beard.

PEOPLE HAVE TO STOP BETTING IMPORTANT THINGS ON PEOPLE NOT PAYING ABSURD AMOUNTS OF MONEY

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Oh gosh the whole time I was bonding with amazing people over shared interests in a place devoted to said interests and forming real and lasting friendships which have significantly positively impacted my life I never considered that I might be inconveniencing the "asshole who doesn't give a shit and only shows their face around here to bitch about other people having fun" demographic.

I'm terribly sorry.

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06-23-2012, 05:35 PM #18

acerPandoren

Head of Empty

Re: Candy Corns Thread

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Yeah that was me.
jpegs are a scourge I tell you

You saying that always just makes me more inclined to keep doing it.

(As it happens, I don't always save them as jpegs, just they seem to end up that way on photobucket)

Light a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

(Avatar art from Siins, Shad and Ren/alt as listed on Hussie's tumblr)

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06-23-2012, 05:40 PM #19

phantasmalDexterity

Omanyte

Re: Candy Corns Thread

Originally Posted by acerPandoren

Hey! The carrot was mine, just someone de-jpeg'd it

woops. sorry.

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Not tiny, just a kid.
5'3" isn't tiny right guys

It is.

For a 20 years old male.
For a 14 years old girl it isn't.

You're fourteen, right?

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

It means I like to invert my avatars

I didn't actually make it.

mw didn't know what it means either when she made...

Originally Posted by Atomic Kitty

And I add a Seadweller candy corn, cause Seadwellers are my passion :

okay. Though it's really hard to distinguish the colours.

Last edited by phantasmalDexterity; 06-23-2012 at 05:44 PM.

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The origin of THE TRICKSTER MODE.

LIES.

old avatar stuff.

best avatar ever:

made by xqz.
This is also cool:
Firely by da Nimz
thanks dude.

The ultimate Broship

By my cousin

Adventures I read on the forum currently:

The end is NEIGH

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Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by recalcitrantIre

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Andrew

Originally Posted by phantasmalDexterity

Hey Andrew, did you know you aren't a professional webcomic artist?

MY LIFE IS A LIE.

*DELETES WEBSITE.*

*TOPPLES COMPUTER OVER ON TOP OF A BUNCH OF BABY DUCKS.*

*MISSES THEM COMPLETELY.*

Hey Andrew did you know you're not a professional skateboarder?

NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE

Originally Posted by ImperatorMortis

Everytime I look at your avatar I keep thinking its a portrait of a dude with long black hair, and a fancy mustache.

Originally Posted by BlackholePA

This might actually become true if he moves away from webcomics as a medium after Homestuck, as hinted in the answers on Tumblr.

the medium of his next work will be KICKFLIPS AND SICK GRINDZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
mO do you want a new change of pants?

hell yes

MS PAINT RADVENTURES

Originally Posted by Fish

Originally Posted by TimelessGallifreyan

Oh yeah, Nepeta needs a dead page

She has two options.

Originally Posted by kaoticAntagonist

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by kaoticAntagonist

Mindfang never had a dragon.

Because I mean, you could probably engineer a mutiny on her ships and get mindfangs crew to turn her over for some reason. In fact Im sure she spent long nights in the dark of her room planning just such a scenario.

But then, while she was taking her dragon for a stroll/small town eating she realized "I H4V3 4 FUCK1NG DR4GON".

Im sure we all would have come to the same conclusion.

my god

You're a fucking genius.

People with dragons don't need plans. They have dragons.

How she passed her legislacerator exams.

She gave deep, in-depth answers.

Then scribbled "1 H4V3 4 DR4GON" over all of it.

Originally Posted by P_equals_NP

French Rulers are eh pretty cool.
The best?

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Originally Posted by Qmark

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Qmark what HS songs and/or characters do you particularly like?
I need to know for reasons.

Oh uhhhh
Tavros is pretty cool, in a loser-ish sort of way.
And John.
And DD is my favorite carapace/exile.
Snowman is a pretty cool character as well, I guess.

For some reason I find myself listening to Umbral Ultimatum more than most of the other songs, with Let's All Rock the Heist being a close second.

Does this help?

Yes absolutely.
Thank you.

This will become relevant in the future. Far enough into the future where you will probably forgot I even asked this.

Originally Posted by Blaperile

Super Precious Educated Cult Urine (Lacks A Round Noodle And Omnipotent Daughter) Masterpiece.

Originally Posted by Fish

EXCLUSIVE PREVIEW IN SPOILER BELOW:

specularnaodm, n. (from P_equals_NP's fateful typoing of “speculate,” “random,” and some other words) – 1. A post made upon achieving a momentous postcount 2. A project prepared for such a post, often designed to elicit admiration or recognition

Originally Posted by xqz

Originally Posted by Dastardly bananas

TT: Jake, I am your universe.
TT: *ribbit*

GT: Noooooooo!

Dirk is ecstatic about being a universe
Because it means

Jake is inside him

Originally Posted by Vanellope Von Schweetz

What if the reason why the Condesce hates humans so much is because she suffered a tradgey when she was young where she was forced to watch her loved one

Originally Posted by Cervos

Here's how it works.

Had they just let the scratch happen as normal, they would have ceased from existing and start their lives over in the scratched universe.
So, I'll make a bit of an analogy.
Let's say the kids are files in a folder, the folder being the universe.
When you Scratch the universe, It can be seen as, like, reverting the folder to a previous version. So anything that was on there before and any changes are lost.
There are 2 days to avoid this.

1) Kill yourself (ie: Throw in the recycle bin). By doing this, you still exist in the afterlife, and when the folder is re-written, the files still exist in the recycle bin.
2) Escape. Transfer the files to another folder (ie: universe) simply, and when the folder is re-written, the transferred files will be safe.

Homestuck Liveblogger List Facepalm Compendium by Stormspirit Manimpulation trhead avatar by orangenelly

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06-23-2012, 05:44 PM #20

bloodyEmissary

Ambassador to Angry Brits

Re: Candy Corns Thread

Originally Posted by phantasmalDexterity

It is.

For a 20 years old male.
For a 14 years old girl it isn't.

You're fourteen, right?

Ayep, six and a half sweeps, going on seven in about a month.

ANDREW why are Dave's shoes colored differently on pg. 6231 and pg. 6247?

Originally Posted by A Salad

Originally Posted by Protoman

Tavros can commune with animals.

Equius is STRONG.

Vriska can control people's minds.

Gamzee is incredibly strong when psychotic.

Karkat has shoosh pap.

Karkat is OP, Andrew please nerf.

Originally Posted by impetusPhantasm

Guys stop with the pap references or I will do some sort of acrobatic fucking pap off the shoosh.

Originally Posted by curiousTerminal

Originally Posted by Trapezoid

FUCK I'M FALLING DOWN ALL THIS SHOOSH.

(It keeps pappening?)

Originally Posted by armeggedonCounselor

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Up until now Sollux has been shown to get ALL THE LADIES and NONE OF THE MEN, so it would be a reasonable assumption to think Sollux has the same boobs fetish Kanaya has.

So Sollux is a lesbian?

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by rufuslynx

Irony is Dave's attempt at crafting a personality so he doesn't have to acknowledge/show who he really is. For "Bro," it's just an art. Granted, we've only had one conversation with actual "Bro," but irony seems to be something he genuinely enjoys.

So you're saying Dave is just into it ironically.

Originally Posted by Yrr

Every time Hussie posts it's like a chorus of angels come down and tell us all to go fuck ourselves because we're wrong.
I feel enlightened.

Originally Posted by Tirgo

Originally Posted by IPadDoodler

Why is everybody shipping each other?

pay more attention, you're in the mspa forums.

Originally Posted by Andrew

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Andrew

The content of my posts is always meaningless and not worth reading. I only post so others may bask in my vicinity. People will talk for years about that one awesome time I TOTP'd page fifteen of that one thread, and they got to post underneath it.

Hey Andrew remember that one time that you quoted my post? That was awesome.

I will deny this happened to my grave.

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

But Andrew you just did it again and now we can all testify that you totally did it.

This translates directly into Homestuck being busted.

Originally Posted by safetyboots

Better than anything I could ever write. Genius.

Originally Posted by Andrew

I just google-translated my post to safetyboots to Chinese and then back to English again, so he can understand it better.

Have you considered the possibility that some of you are reading in your head, that is the source of your dissatisfaction? You will not be the first time to your in-depth analysis of advanced materials.
This is my professional opinion.
Consider evidence, such as some of your words of bizarre construction.
"Do something, I do not think everything like a fool!"
"Sir Egbert king slime prestige class decided to give a shot."
A site of production of these reports BOT do? What do they mean? Is a process, the idea of being able to clearly inform you build?
Your post is like reading a written review of serious, run through Google translate into Chinese and then back to England again.

Originally Posted by Kibble Wensleydale

I wonder if you people really appreciate how far technology has come in the past ten years to allow this many animated eyebrows to oscillate simultaneously on a single webpage.

This, truly, is the future that our forebears envisioned.

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Wait have I been rude for not stabbing people when I greet them?

I think you know the answer to that already. And I trust that you will correct your behaviour immediately.

This will make for an interesting party later today.

Originally Posted by General-jwj

I don't even own a knife. That's some major breach of etiquette right there :/

Barbarian!

Originally Posted by Achille'sHamstring

Killing characters before they appear. Hussie is breaking killing-off-character records here. This is probably the highest ratio of pathos to screentime that can be accomplished. Hell, it doesn't even register, since you'd have to divide by the zero pages that they appeared in. It approaches infinity if you take the limit, sure, but the actual zero mark is a void of pure madness.

Originally Posted by Greyscale

Originally Posted by Legendary

Indeed. The official male homosexual pairing is obviously Gamzee Dirk.

That's a funny way of spelling Dirk <3< Karkat.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Vanymstorm

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Vanymstorm

His manner of death wasn't described at all. Crushing is mostly an internal thing, anyway.

Tends to do bad things to eyeballs, I think.

Like turn them into Xs?

Yes, I believe that is a well documented side effect.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by kmsumrall

I like Eridan's theme. Oh, his death was pretty neat.

I will agree that, as deaths go, it was pretty great.

A++ would chainsaw again

Originally Posted by PumpkinMan

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

I don't remember Jack performing any particularly stylish or entertaining murders. He's not really into the fancy stuff.

Although that one time he killed Nep with a DOOF was kinda okay. Hmm also Jane's 'greet'. I guess he has a talent for murder sound effects.

He's a musician. His instrument is murder. With it he plays a beautiful symphony that echoes across paradox space. A symphony of stabs.

Originally Posted by SwariSexualPosition

I don't think you guys understand.

There's a fucking diamond in that translation.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Asphodel

Am I the only who was disappointed when they tried to scroll the list of echeladder rungs? /stupid stupid dumb

every time

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by deathsbuddy

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Oh My!
(read this in Takei's voice)

I don't know who this Takei person is but I suspect I've got her a little hot under the collar.

It's cool, kinkspirit doesn't mind.

...
oh my god

Takei is like fourteen or something isn't she

Kinkspirt doesn't mind but I do. :U

George Takei is a member of the original Star Trek cast and an outspoken gay rights activist

This whole string of conversation has been ruined for me and made several times better for everyone else in a single moment

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Aradia is kA's favorite character and he thought it would be funny to hijack the thread.

I was going to dive kick him to death but he distracted me with the sexy.

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Well, 3/16 of my sigquotes currently contain one or more posts by you, but 7/16 contain posts by mO.
dun dun dun?

THEN I MUST DIVE KICK HIM UNTIL HE SUBMITS HIS PLACEMENTS TO ME

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Kaleb702

It appears we have hit a Wine In Front Of Me situation.

It's either a red herring or truth.
The question is which is it.
Is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that's not the answer, or is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that it IS the answer?

I think it's quite obvious that Andrew put a red herring in both cups.

Originally Posted by M41C3LPH

Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts

Originally Posted by MonsterGrrl

Didn't UU say that she'd never seen another of her species? I'm kind of running on poo-brain here, but if they share a room, yet shes never seen him- isnt that another point in favor of the UU is uu theory?

No this obviously means that Lord English is uu except he kidnapped Roxy and us exploiting her Voidy powers to make him invisible

In Homestuck, Occam's Razor is shaped like a corkscrew.

Originally Posted by Wacom Guy

Okay, you know what I think about Andrew letting a fantroll become the most important character?

The same way I felt about Notch's beard.

PEOPLE HAVE TO STOP BETTING IMPORTANT THINGS ON PEOPLE NOT PAYING ABSURD AMOUNTS OF MONEY

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Oh gosh the whole time I was bonding with amazing people over shared interests in a place devoted to said interests and forming real and lasting friendships which have significantly positively impacted my life I never considered that I might be inconveniencing the "asshole who doesn't give a shit and only shows their face around here to bitch about other people having fun" demographic.

I'm terribly sorry.

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06-23-2012, 05:44 PM #21

Drillgorg

Party Captain AdminGorg

Re: Candy Corns Thread

Who wants to roleplay as our Cornsonas?

A young candy corn stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today is this corn's thirteenth cornday. It has been 13 years since he fell from the corn stalk.

What will he do?

-

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06-23-2012, 05:50 PM #22

bloodyEmissary

Ambassador to Angry Brits

Re: Candy Corns Thread

> Candy corns are candy and do not grow from stalks!!!

ANDREW why are Dave's shoes colored differently on pg. 6231 and pg. 6247?

Originally Posted by A Salad

Originally Posted by Protoman

Tavros can commune with animals.

Equius is STRONG.

Vriska can control people's minds.

Gamzee is incredibly strong when psychotic.

Karkat has shoosh pap.

Karkat is OP, Andrew please nerf.

Originally Posted by impetusPhantasm

Guys stop with the pap references or I will do some sort of acrobatic fucking pap off the shoosh.

Originally Posted by curiousTerminal

Originally Posted by Trapezoid

FUCK I'M FALLING DOWN ALL THIS SHOOSH.

(It keeps pappening?)

Originally Posted by armeggedonCounselor

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Up until now Sollux has been shown to get ALL THE LADIES and NONE OF THE MEN, so it would be a reasonable assumption to think Sollux has the same boobs fetish Kanaya has.

So Sollux is a lesbian?

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by rufuslynx

Irony is Dave's attempt at crafting a personality so he doesn't have to acknowledge/show who he really is. For "Bro," it's just an art. Granted, we've only had one conversation with actual "Bro," but irony seems to be something he genuinely enjoys.

So you're saying Dave is just into it ironically.

Originally Posted by Yrr

Every time Hussie posts it's like a chorus of angels come down and tell us all to go fuck ourselves because we're wrong.
I feel enlightened.

Originally Posted by Tirgo

Originally Posted by IPadDoodler

Why is everybody shipping each other?

pay more attention, you're in the mspa forums.

Originally Posted by Andrew

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Andrew

The content of my posts is always meaningless and not worth reading. I only post so others may bask in my vicinity. People will talk for years about that one awesome time I TOTP'd page fifteen of that one thread, and they got to post underneath it.

Hey Andrew remember that one time that you quoted my post? That was awesome.

I will deny this happened to my grave.

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

But Andrew you just did it again and now we can all testify that you totally did it.

This translates directly into Homestuck being busted.

Originally Posted by safetyboots

Better than anything I could ever write. Genius.

Originally Posted by Andrew

I just google-translated my post to safetyboots to Chinese and then back to English again, so he can understand it better.

Have you considered the possibility that some of you are reading in your head, that is the source of your dissatisfaction? You will not be the first time to your in-depth analysis of advanced materials.
This is my professional opinion.
Consider evidence, such as some of your words of bizarre construction.
"Do something, I do not think everything like a fool!"
"Sir Egbert king slime prestige class decided to give a shot."
A site of production of these reports BOT do? What do they mean? Is a process, the idea of being able to clearly inform you build?
Your post is like reading a written review of serious, run through Google translate into Chinese and then back to England again.

Originally Posted by Kibble Wensleydale

I wonder if you people really appreciate how far technology has come in the past ten years to allow this many animated eyebrows to oscillate simultaneously on a single webpage.

This, truly, is the future that our forebears envisioned.

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Wait have I been rude for not stabbing people when I greet them?

I think you know the answer to that already. And I trust that you will correct your behaviour immediately.

This will make for an interesting party later today.

Originally Posted by General-jwj

I don't even own a knife. That's some major breach of etiquette right there :/

Barbarian!

Originally Posted by Achille'sHamstring

Killing characters before they appear. Hussie is breaking killing-off-character records here. This is probably the highest ratio of pathos to screentime that can be accomplished. Hell, it doesn't even register, since you'd have to divide by the zero pages that they appeared in. It approaches infinity if you take the limit, sure, but the actual zero mark is a void of pure madness.

Originally Posted by Greyscale

Originally Posted by Legendary

Indeed. The official male homosexual pairing is obviously Gamzee Dirk.

That's a funny way of spelling Dirk <3< Karkat.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Vanymstorm

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Vanymstorm

His manner of death wasn't described at all. Crushing is mostly an internal thing, anyway.

Tends to do bad things to eyeballs, I think.

Like turn them into Xs?

Yes, I believe that is a well documented side effect.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by kmsumrall

I like Eridan's theme. Oh, his death was pretty neat.

I will agree that, as deaths go, it was pretty great.

A++ would chainsaw again

Originally Posted by PumpkinMan

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

I don't remember Jack performing any particularly stylish or entertaining murders. He's not really into the fancy stuff.

Although that one time he killed Nep with a DOOF was kinda okay. Hmm also Jane's 'greet'. I guess he has a talent for murder sound effects.

He's a musician. His instrument is murder. With it he plays a beautiful symphony that echoes across paradox space. A symphony of stabs.

Originally Posted by SwariSexualPosition

I don't think you guys understand.

There's a fucking diamond in that translation.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Asphodel

Am I the only who was disappointed when they tried to scroll the list of echeladder rungs? /stupid stupid dumb

every time

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by deathsbuddy

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Oh My!
(read this in Takei's voice)

I don't know who this Takei person is but I suspect I've got her a little hot under the collar.

It's cool, kinkspirit doesn't mind.

...
oh my god

Takei is like fourteen or something isn't she

Kinkspirt doesn't mind but I do. :U

George Takei is a member of the original Star Trek cast and an outspoken gay rights activist

This whole string of conversation has been ruined for me and made several times better for everyone else in a single moment

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Aradia is kA's favorite character and he thought it would be funny to hijack the thread.

I was going to dive kick him to death but he distracted me with the sexy.

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Well, 3/16 of my sigquotes currently contain one or more posts by you, but 7/16 contain posts by mO.
dun dun dun?

THEN I MUST DIVE KICK HIM UNTIL HE SUBMITS HIS PLACEMENTS TO ME

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Kaleb702

It appears we have hit a Wine In Front Of Me situation.

It's either a red herring or truth.
The question is which is it.
Is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that's not the answer, or is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that it IS the answer?

I think it's quite obvious that Andrew put a red herring in both cups.

Originally Posted by M41C3LPH

Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts

Originally Posted by MonsterGrrl

Didn't UU say that she'd never seen another of her species? I'm kind of running on poo-brain here, but if they share a room, yet shes never seen him- isnt that another point in favor of the UU is uu theory?

No this obviously means that Lord English is uu except he kidnapped Roxy and us exploiting her Voidy powers to make him invisible

In Homestuck, Occam's Razor is shaped like a corkscrew.

Originally Posted by Wacom Guy

Okay, you know what I think about Andrew letting a fantroll become the most important character?

The same way I felt about Notch's beard.

PEOPLE HAVE TO STOP BETTING IMPORTANT THINGS ON PEOPLE NOT PAYING ABSURD AMOUNTS OF MONEY

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Oh gosh the whole time I was bonding with amazing people over shared interests in a place devoted to said interests and forming real and lasting friendships which have significantly positively impacted my life I never considered that I might be inconveniencing the "asshole who doesn't give a shit and only shows their face around here to bitch about other people having fun" demographic.

I'm terribly sorry.

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06-23-2012, 05:59 PM #23

Dastardly bananas

Struttin' my stuff

Re: Candy Corns Thread

Maybe there could be age group corns. Like one for under 18, one for 18-25 or something. I'm not really sure what the age groups would be or what they would look like, but it's just an idea.

YOU PROMISED ME CHOCOLATE!!

My OTP is John Vriska, though John Vriska is cool too. Thanks to mysteriousOutsider for making the banner!

Totally amazing fan comic by TheNeonWerewolf. Give it a read! You won't regret it.

413^th and 612^th posts!

Sigquotes

Originally Posted by Dmatix

Originally Posted by just that guy

oh shit man
oh shit
so many fucks are going to be flying
it's a shoulder fight

Fight? There isn't going to be a fight. It will be a shoulder massacre. Tendons flying all over the place.

Originally Posted by Dmatix

Originally Posted by nostalgebraist

Guys, someone just told me that Vriska's death might serve as a suggestion that she was too "dangerous" to have a relationship with John, and I got mad.

I think this thread is rubbing off on me.

It's not so bad. Until the voices start.

Kill everyone

Really, this thread is just fine.
Never leave us, We will make you stay.

Yeah.

Originally Posted by kaoticAntagonist

Originally Posted by Dastardly bananas

I'm gone for 20 minutes, come back, and we're talking about rape.

I'm not sure how to react to that.

uh, yeah.

sorry for fucking with your thread there.

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

I leave for two minutes and this thread is gradually losing it's clothing.

Originally Posted by Dastardly bananas

Originally Posted by phantasmalDexterity

Originally Posted by Dastardly bananas

Originally Posted by phantasmalDexterity

Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts

Originally Posted by NotPete

Just piles and piles of Dirk.
Dirk's sprite will be prototyped with Dirk and Dirk.

His consorts will be Dirks.

Also, his planet is a Dirk.

And, as a super special twist, Dirk is...

a Dirk.

LE is Dirk.

The entire universe is actually just billions of little Dirk's. However, Lord Engdirk wants to be the only Dirk in existence, so he tries to destroy the universe.

Homestuck, solved.

LE is the ectobiological son of Dirk and Dirk. He has double the normal dose longing for Jake in him. That's why he tske up the name English.
Homestuck SOLVED 2x combo

Because he has a 2x JAKE LONGING combo, he wants to eliminate his Dirkly competition via universe destruction. Unfortunately, he fails to realize that destroying the universe would destroy Jake too. When he destroys the universe and subsequently kills Jake, he falls into depression and kills himself. Because there are no longer any Dirks, Homestuck cannot sustain itself. And so it ends.

Homestuck SOLVED x3 combo.

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06-23-2012, 06:01 PM #24

Drillgorg

Party Captain AdminGorg

Re: Candy Corns Thread

Cool thought, but most people here are grouped right around the same few ages. So the only good way I can see to do that would just be yearly age corns. But just putting numbers on corns would be boring and impractical.

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06-23-2012, 06:02 PM #25

phantasmalDexterity

Omanyte

Re: Candy Corns Thread

Originally Posted by Drillgorg

Who wants to roleplay as our Cornsonas?

A young candy corn stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today is this corn's thirteenth cornday. It has been 13 years since he fell from the corn stalk.

What will he do?

Whatever Cornbert do, he can't avoid his ultimate destiny

being shipped

Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts

"I have no fucking idea"-sexual candycorn?

placement of enclosure talons makes so much difference

Last edited by phantasmalDexterity; 06-23-2012 at 06:17 PM.

HOMESTUCK HIATUS

The origin of THE TRICKSTER MODE.

LIES.

old avatar stuff.

best avatar ever:

made by xqz.
This is also cool:
Firely by da Nimz
thanks dude.

The ultimate Broship

By my cousin

Adventures I read on the forum currently:

The end is NEIGH

Previous specularnaodms: 143, 413, 512, 612, 1000, 1413, 1717

Sigquotes:

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by recalcitrantIre

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Andrew

Originally Posted by phantasmalDexterity

Hey Andrew, did you know you aren't a professional webcomic artist?

MY LIFE IS A LIE.

*DELETES WEBSITE.*

*TOPPLES COMPUTER OVER ON TOP OF A BUNCH OF BABY DUCKS.*

*MISSES THEM COMPLETELY.*

Hey Andrew did you know you're not a professional skateboarder?

NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE

Originally Posted by ImperatorMortis

Everytime I look at your avatar I keep thinking its a portrait of a dude with long black hair, and a fancy mustache.

Originally Posted by BlackholePA

This might actually become true if he moves away from webcomics as a medium after Homestuck, as hinted in the answers on Tumblr.

the medium of his next work will be KICKFLIPS AND SICK GRINDZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
mO do you want a new change of pants?

hell yes

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Originally Posted by Fish

Originally Posted by TimelessGallifreyan

Oh yeah, Nepeta needs a dead page

She has two options.

Originally Posted by kaoticAntagonist

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by kaoticAntagonist

Mindfang never had a dragon.

Because I mean, you could probably engineer a mutiny on her ships and get mindfangs crew to turn her over for some reason. In fact Im sure she spent long nights in the dark of her room planning just such a scenario.

But then, while she was taking her dragon for a stroll/small town eating she realized "I H4V3 4 FUCK1NG DR4GON".

Im sure we all would have come to the same conclusion.

my god

You're a fucking genius.

People with dragons don't need plans. They have dragons.

How she passed her legislacerator exams.

She gave deep, in-depth answers.

Then scribbled "1 H4V3 4 DR4GON" over all of it.

Originally Posted by P_equals_NP

French Rulers are eh pretty cool.
The best?

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Originally Posted by Qmark

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Qmark what HS songs and/or characters do you particularly like?
I need to know for reasons.

Oh uhhhh
Tavros is pretty cool, in a loser-ish sort of way.
And John.
And DD is my favorite carapace/exile.
Snowman is a pretty cool character as well, I guess.

For some reason I find myself listening to Umbral Ultimatum more than most of the other songs, with Let's All Rock the Heist being a close second.

Does this help?

Yes absolutely.
Thank you.

This will become relevant in the future. Far enough into the future where you will probably forgot I even asked this.

Originally Posted by Blaperile

Super Precious Educated Cult Urine (Lacks A Round Noodle And Omnipotent Daughter) Masterpiece.

Originally Posted by Fish

EXCLUSIVE PREVIEW IN SPOILER BELOW:

specularnaodm, n. (from P_equals_NP's fateful typoing of “speculate,” “random,” and some other words) – 1. A post made upon achieving a momentous postcount 2. A project prepared for such a post, often designed to elicit admiration or recognition

Originally Posted by xqz

Originally Posted by Dastardly bananas

TT: Jake, I am your universe.
TT: *ribbit*

GT: Noooooooo!

Dirk is ecstatic about being a universe
Because it means

Jake is inside him

Originally Posted by Vanellope Von Schweetz

What if the reason why the Condesce hates humans so much is because she suffered a tradgey when she was young where she was forced to watch her loved one

Originally Posted by Cervos

Here's how it works.

Had they just let the scratch happen as normal, they would have ceased from existing and start their lives over in the scratched universe.
So, I'll make a bit of an analogy.
Let's say the kids are files in a folder, the folder being the universe.
When you Scratch the universe, It can be seen as, like, reverting the folder to a previous version. So anything that was on there before and any changes are lost.
There are 2 days to avoid this.

1) Kill yourself (ie: Throw in the recycle bin). By doing this, you still exist in the afterlife, and when the folder is re-written, the files still exist in the recycle bin.
2) Escape. Transfer the files to another folder (ie: universe) simply, and when the folder is re-written, the transferred files will be safe.

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