I am A Bard

[Graminoid]

You awake in a damp, smelly little shanty. Cat piss abound. What were you thinking, sleeping in such a foul place?


You decide to be an idiot later, getting to your feet.

You can now access why you were sleeping in cat piss. You cannot recall much, as it seems! All you can remember is that you were a bard, although you think you were pretty piss poor one.
Now, since you cannot recall your name, you have to give yourself one to compensate.
But what should it be?

==> ENTER NAME.

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Alright guys, I already have a few panels already prepared. As this was an adventure I started on another website a while ago! Continue to give him a name, but for a little bit i'll be posting panels that are not totally connected to current suggestions. Deal with me, it isn't that many. If you a reason that actually holds weight, I lost the starting room background. Silly me. :1

[Crono30067]

Eric Redwood

[mythLeader]

>Orpheus Skald

[Graminoid]

Since those names totally suck, you decide to give yourself a nice, simple name.

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((Flashing image.))
That was such a horrible name, you broke the god-damned colour barrier. Great job.
Pick something less complete-shit-sounding.

==> ENTER LESS-SHITTY NAME.

[PersonPerson]

Rigoreldy Buttscratch

[mythLeader]

Well, fine, if you don't like the other names:

>Bardy McBardBard

[EDIT: Or, more seriously,

>Lucius Drale
]

[Kíeros]

What? Spoony's a perfectly good name? Why didn't it like that? Oh wait; I've got it.
> Spoonie.

[Crono30067]

Trollbard McHatesNamesalot

[Blizz98]

>Byron von Bard

[Jetroid]

What? Spoony's a perfectly good name? Why didn't it like that? Oh wait; I've got it.
> Spoonie.

QFT.

[Graminoid]

Since you have lost your name plate privlages, you dully name yourself Lucius Drale.
Now, that your name is taken care of, lets get down to business.
What do you do next?

==> KNOCK THAT SWORD OFF THE WALL.

[Kíeros]

> See if you can knock down the sword.

[PersonPerson]

Jump out the window

[Graminoid]

Knocking it down might damage it! You decide to carefully take it off of it's stand.
You take AWESOMELY DECORATIVE SWORD, and those gold pieces on the table while you are at it.
It will have to do for now, you suppose.

==> WALTZ OUT THE FRONT DOOR.

[Kíeros]

> See if you can just waltz out the door.

[Morphimus]

> See if you can impress the door with your world-class waltzing abilities.

[Graminoid]

You manage to do a world-class waltz, something only seen in fairy-tails! Gosh, it was amazing. It must suck for anyone to of been unable to see it.
It seems that because of your waltz, the colour barrier has been fixed! You can now see some peculiar smoke bellowing out around you!
You think you can see something inside of it---

OH SWEET JESUS.



OH SHIT MAN. OH SHIT. YOU ARE DONE FOR.

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> Sup?

[mythLeader]

>SCREAM musically

[PersonPerson]

Punch it in the face

[Kíeros]

> Run the other way. Yes, through the wall.

[Morphimus]

> Sup?

My vote goes to this one. Seconded.

[Entilliumn]

HELLO I AM LUCIUS.
LOOK AT THIS BLADE OF GRASS IT IS DELICIOUS
NOM NOM NOM
WONT YOU TRY IT
...and not eat me?
I mean, if thats alright with you...*squeak*