UU Body Sharing Confirmation Station

[Jolts]

Jazz Dirk Fancy Gent uu is a thing, and they aren't even canon, so I don't see why not.

And that's exactly why I / this fandom.

[kmsumrall]

So, what I'm getting from this thread is the earth is going to be destroyed to satisfy a Greeny Sunny Loopy thingy, which will turn red and be supported by the Statue of Liberty with her one good hand, like the Red Sun is the flame she holds, only for Calliope to be in the Frog, because she lives in a foot of it, because she is also a flat-cap, also she alchimzed a bunch of French Statues, wherein Jake will eat a frog as well, a supergiant frog that isn't our sun at all, yessiddy, in a twisty village a plot with relax with Rose's tome and Karkat's book, because cherubs are the ultimate result of human/troll breeding, because stopping soemthing in time doesn't mean like stopping somethign right before it gets to the happening, like you stopped someone from eating a poison apple just in time, but literally means you stopped time and saved science, and by crashing into a portal that sticks out of notEarth, the alternate to earth, like 'I can't believe its not butter' only its 'I can't believe its not Earth', a planet made up of nonhuman apes, in which a random chunk of earth lives on after its been destroyed, also its mars because the Red miles never destroyed anything at all, which all makes total sense for sure, and it zooms into Snowman's eye in which Dirk is the star cabbie in New York, with a darkstalker and has a lot of epic sax, but is a goat, LE is the brute squad with tepid porn that is vital for frog based exploitations, so that ice cream fucks loves hot chocolate sauce all over its body.

[psionicSavant]

Hussie... Please... no more... no more mindfucks... so tired... please... no more mindfucks...

[Fish]

And those are the sgiftwts, kids!

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I think we are looking at the Universe C which is created by the B2 peeps, and this is it millenia later after all the kids and trolls ahve died.

Also, trolls are the product of human/cherub reproduction. Cherubs may or may not be trolls cooked too long in tubes. Or necrophiliacs.

Homestuck is right now being drawn by LE he hasn't used any of the art team because the art team is Ms. Paint who will not help him. Anyway uu will kill uU and reproduce by kissing its corpse. It's like selfcest or soemthing, only worse.

Wow I am really fixated on cherub sexuality.

Anyways yeah this meteor has to have been gently landed or else it would be a lot more destroyed. Therefore Kanaya was involved.
Maybe uu is not all that evil and he will go back in time and take our B2 friends forward in time with him to the entry point. Or Gamzeey.
hmm yeah I think the cherub planet does not have a native FG because the cherubs do not actually have a planet, but LE will still be created from uu's dreamself and a pool table. Obviously.
(there will probably be some much more involved way of creation, but it will probably involve at least one of the uUs)

[Skarvo]

So, what I'm getting from this thread is the earth is going to be destroyed to satisfy a Greeny Sunny Loopy thingy, which will turn red and be supported by the Statue of Liberty with her one good hand, like the Red Sun is the flame she holds, only for Calliope to be in the Frog, because she lives in a foot of it, because she is also a flat-cap, also she alchimzed a bunch of French Statues, wherein Jake will eat a frog as well, a supergiant frog that isn't our sun at all, yessiddy, in a twisty village a plot with relax with Rose's tome and Karkat's book, because cherubs are the ultimate result of human/troll breeding, because stopping soemthing in time doesn't mean like stopping somethign right before it gets to the happening, like you stopped someone from eating a poison apple just in time, but literally means you stopped time and saved science, and by crashing into a portal that sticks out of notEarth, the alternate to earth, like 'I can't believe its not butter' only its 'I can't believe its not Earth', a planet made up of nonhuman apes, in which a random chunk of earth lives on after its been destroyed, also its mars because the Red miles never destroyed anything at all, which all makes total sense for sure, and it zooms into Snowman's eye in which Dirk is the star cabbie in New York, with a darkstalker and has a lot of epic sax, but is a goat, LE is the brute squad with tepid porn that is vital for frog based exploitations, so that ice cream fucks loves hot chocolate sauce all over its body.

Not much has changed since I left...

We're all still bat-sparking mad.

[Sir Adamus]

Not much has changed since I left...

We're all still bat-sparking mad.

For me that happened about 3 days with the birth of Fancy Gent uu.

[PrincessOfSwords]

Not much has changed since I left...

We're all still bat-sparking mad.

If you are expecting people to stop being insane, I wouldn't get your hopes up. If anything, madness spreads.

[Skarvo]

If you are expecting people to stop being insane, I wouldn't get your hopes up. If anything, madness spreads.

Oh no, madness is much more fun than the alternative.

Hehehehe.

On another note, a "Seer of Heart" would make an AMAZING shipper. Just saying, it's a thing.

[justiceAuthor]

I don't know if anybody's asked this yet, but... How do they know what blood colour they are? I mean, they're certainly associated with a particular colour, but how do they know that's the colour they bleed? They're trapped in a room, with only one individual in there at a time. Did they accidentally cut themself? Purposely? Did they trip over the chains on two separate occasions and skin both knees, revealing one red and one lime? Right now it's supposed that their eye/swirl colour will change, and that's quite likely. But do they have a mirror to let them know that it really changes? It seems like when one's asleep, they aren't aware of anything, so they can't directly know that a change has occurred. To be fair, it's possible that uu knows via Callie's drawings, but that doesn't confirm that he actually changes to red swirls. Maybe he just thinks he does so he can distinguish himself from Callie.

That being said, I don't think either of them are colourblind. After all, Callie's drawings are apparently coloured correctly (assuming we're not dealing with an Unreliable Narrator), and uu manages to get the right colours in his otherwise incomprehensible drawings.

That said, maybe he's blind and smells/tastes colours like Terezi.

[PrincessOfSwords]

Oh no, madness is much more fun than the alternative.

Hehehehe.

On another note, a "Seer of Heart" would make an AMAZING shipper. Just saying, it's a thing.

This is why all my ships will be canon.

No, but actually it's effectively Seer of Souls, so I can see your very essence, or something.

[Fish]

OKay so the chat has agreed that Rufio is vital to all LE-creation theories.

For that matter, we still don't know how he met Hussie, or how Hussie got his impressive gothic manse. Or why there aren't more Poe references in Homestuck. We also I think need to include Flackor in considerations. Why did Vriska control Hussie? How did Falcor get the rabies? Why do the bullies look like jai lbrak characters? What is the wolf's head origina?

Actually, I think the Wolf's Head is the key to Homestuck. LE will animate it as his most fearsome minion yet.

Wait I've got it.

The land was beautiful and green. Children played at their games, and authors hid in random attics. Then one author discovered a mirror - a mirror that allowed him to travel between worlds with cunning blade. He entered, and went on a grand adventure. He returned with a monstrous large dog, but he had been blinded in his quests, and he could not see its horrific eyes. He took his revenge on the bullies for mocking his disability. They were consumed in the beast's acid bile. But the creature ate one of them, and when they returned to the author's hideout the beast became convulsed with the rabies. He had to be put down.
The author was saddened, and he put himself into his work. He drew his comic; he wrote his comic. For he had learned how to see without seeing. His third eye allowed him to reposition the mirror and enter another realm, a dark land much like Cornwall where he found a foreboding castle. With the help of a minion that he recruited with a narrative device, he brightened the inside. He moved his possessions from the attic, leaving the hideous wolf's head behind. Because fuck that thing.
With his new friends Lil Cal and Ms. Paint, he continued drawing. But he grew lonely again. So he used another narrative device to summon a musclebeast, the same creatures he had dreamed of so long ago. The lord of the hizzouse was feeling pretty cool.
Then he wrote a character that he couldn't bear to see dead. Spades Slick. He had to save him. So he used his mirror again, this time to enter a dying universe. He picked up the reality-damaged body and returned home.
But his home would not be safe. For it was not his home.

the wofls head is 1) animated or 2) picked up by LE and taken to the green place with bulies, then time-travelled back to its beginning

anyway I wonder if Liv Tyler can be recreated now that she is dead

man why is this thread always so quiet on fridays

[justiceAuthor]

Heart is described as being about Self, or Identity.

The Rogue of Heart gave out identities left and right, examining as many possible ships as she could.

The Prince of Heart destroys the concept of self by creating splinters, allowing multiple variations of the same base personality to exist. This causes one to wonder who Dirk really is (as a person).

Heroes of Heart seem to be like mirrors. A Rogue gives form to feelings that lie dormant, or may not exist, while a Prince breaks the mirror and allows the shards (splinters?) to reflect pieces of the whole.

Maybe Got Tiger Nepeta would be able to force Ships or something by "giving" them a different identity?

[Ace of Dark-Hearts]

Guys look I made some genderbends:

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[Sir Adamus]

Guys look I made some genderbends:

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Just saw these on tumblr. Nice.
Wish I could do this kind of stuff.

[Jolts]

Guys look I made some genderbends:

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At first I thought John just got some wicked sideburns... The rest of them are pretty neat though.

This is why all my ships will be canon.

No, but actually it's effectively Seer of Souls, so I can see your very essence, or something.

Don't look at me my soul is naked!

[Sir Adamus]

Callie's symbol keeps flipping sides, just noticed, it's on a different side on the most recent panel than it is when she looked up at the sun.

[justiceAuthor]

Just saw these on tumblr. Nice.
Wish I could do this kind of stuff.

Joan, Ron, Debbie, James,
Jean, Gale, Rocky, Dirk in Drag.

Remember, every Dirk is the Real Dirk.

[Sir Adamus]

Joan, Ron, Debbie, James,
Jean, Gale, Rocky, Dirk in Drag.

Remember, every Dirk is the Real Dirk.

I can actually believe this. It doesn't even surprise me by this point.

[Ace of Dark-Hearts]

Just saw these on tumblr. Nice.
Wish I could do this kind of stuff.

Hooray thanks

Also, hooray you follow me on Tumblr

At first I thought John just got some wicked sideburns... The rest of them are pretty neat though.

Ahaha, no.

Joan, Ron, Debbie, James,
Jean, Gale, Rocky, Dirk in Drag.

Remember, every Dirk is the Real Dirk.

THEY ALL HAVE TO BE EXACTLY FOUR LETTERS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

[knottedOdyssey]

Callie's symbol keeps flipping sides, just noticed, it's on a different side on the most recent panel than it is when she looked up at the sun.

I do believe that's due to sprite flipping, which is a pretty common occurrence in this comic. It makes things a bit confusing sometimes.
Unless I'm wrong?

[Sir Adamus]

Hooray thanks

Also, hooray you follow me on Tumblr

Actually no, I just browse it for the reactions to recent panels, and general hilarity, been meaning to sign up really.

[justiceAuthor]

THEY ALL HAVE TO BE EXACTLY FOUR LETTERS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

Alright, I think I've got it now.

Joan, Ronn, Debb, Ivan,
Jean, Gale, Rock, Dirk in Drag.

I do believe that's due to sprite flipping, which is a pretty common occurrence in this comic. It makes things a bit confusing sometimes.
Unless I'm wrong?

When we first saw Callie, the symbol and the fetter were both on the left. Sprite flip put them both on the right. But when she went outside, the symbol was on her right and the fetter on her left. Now the symbol's on the left again.

[Ace of Dark-Hearts]

Alright, I think I've got it now.

Joan, Ronn, Debb, Ivan,
Jean, Gale, Rock, Dirk in Drag.

Dirk in Drag is still twelve characters and they all have to start with the letter their original counterparts' names begin with.

[justiceAuthor]

Dirk in Drag is still twelve characters and they all have to start with the letter their original counterparts' names begin with.

Joan, Ronn, Debb, Jame,
Jerk, June, Rock, Dirk (in drag)

Does that work?

EDIT: His name isn't "Dirk in Drag," it's "Dirk," but he's in drag.

[PrincessOfSwords]

At first I thought John just got some wicked sideburns... The rest of them are pretty neat though.


Don't look at me my soul is naked!

.....

Those genderbends are neat. The Roxy one looks like a sassy gay friend.

A bit of crit, though: What's with male Jane's hair?