Let's FLARP!

[captainNarwhal]

Cold, salty seawater sprays upon the two trolls' faces. The harsh, relentless winds pounds at the mast, threatening to send wave after wave onto the ship. The captain keeps her aloft as his first mate does everything in his power to keep the water off the deck. Thunder cracks as a bolt of lightning strikes the forward mast. They will probably die soon.

That is, they would, if not for the fact that they were sailing in a small rowboat around a pond just outside the captain's house.

Anekta stops rowing, drops his paddle into the knee-deep water, and stands up.
"(this is stupid. what are we even doing.)"



Here we have a troll-only RP that isn't in a game session. You can join whenever the hell you want, just try not to ruin whatever we're doing. ...That's... really all there is to say on the matter.

The trolls' mini-bios!:

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He's Anekta Tripis. He is obsessed with ghosts, spirits, and all things supernatural. He also quite enjoys building complex machinery to help him detect said supernatural phenomena.
(he talks in a low whisper so as not to upset the ghosts)


He's Meriro Rochet. He's a troll who enjoys piratey things.
Fun fact: Technically not actually a pirate.
He talks in a manner befittin' a survy dog such as himself.

[betrippin]

Anekta, I told you, we be only the greates pirates ever to sail on th' seven seas!" Me, you, and Beardo!

this trolls lusus can really only be described as a floating beard with infinate storage. he can pull most anything out of himself.

Ya LOVE FLARPing with me and beardo!

[captainNarwhal]

(we aren't even flarping.

we are pretending we are sailing on a ship.

but its not a ship its a damned rowboat you gigantic tool.)

[betrippin]

well excuuuuuse me fer tryin' ta bring a little bit o' excitement into your otherwis borin' life"

[ProfessorLizzard]

If it has trolls, it goes into the sburb/Trollslum. Moved.

[Reality Glitch]

A harpoon smashes a hole into the watercraft from under the water. There is a STATBAT impaled on it holding a note:
.if YOru, rEadiNg, thi$ YOur flarp, $E$$iON ha$ bEEguN
.gOOd lukk
.gr
((The text color is obviously off, but I don't know the hexcode for Fefri's text color.))