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    Re: DUNGEON CRAWLERS (The Most Mature Adventure Ever)

    >Make a knife using the shard of glass and something else as a handle. Maybe the dowel.
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    >Othmar: Use your bedding as a bandage, quickly!



    You can't make bandages! You didn't put any skill points into HEAL! You spent them all in STEAL!

    >Othmar: Make a knife using the shard of glass and something else as a handle. Maybe the dowel.



    You combine the SHARD OF GLASS, the WOODEN DOWEL, the PIECE OF STRING, and the SCRAP OF CLOTH into a SHANK!

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    ...Yaaaay...

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    >Oh come on, surely you're exaggerating the injury. A tiny little piece of glass shouldn't be doing all that much damage. Unless of course you suffer from hemophilia? Or the glass is enchanted?

    >Pick up bedsheet, cut off a strip with your new knife.
    >Wrap it tightly around your wound.
    >Congratulations! You just learned how to USE BEDDING AS BANDAGE.
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    Re: DUNGEON CRAWLERS (The Most Mature Adventure Ever)

    Quote Originally Posted by Xindaris View Post
    >Pick up bedsheet, cut off a strip with your new knife.
    >Wrap it tightly around your wound.
    >Congratulations! You just learned how to USE BEDDING AS BANDAGE.
    This; it may save you from your apparent hæmophilia.
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    >Othmar: Pick up bedsheet, cut off a strip with your new knife.
    >Wrap it tightly around your wound.




    You simply cannot understand this command. The concept of comprehending such a sequence of actions is simply unfathomable to you. Your only hope for survival is to get out of this room, and fast- before it completely fills up with blood.

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    Re: DUNGEON CRAWLERS (Will Soon Bleed Out on the Floor

    Yes, you are hæmophilic.
    > Stab the door open.
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    Re: DUNGEON CRAWLERS (Will Soon Bleed Out on the Floor

    > Stab the door open.
    now now, let's not be rash here
    >threaten the door with the knife and tell it to open. Only stab it if it doesn't comply.
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    >Yes. Cut through the door with your knife.

    Also, though this may be a very bad idea, I'm going to suggest it anyway:

    >Cauterize your wound in the fire.
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    Scoop all the blood you can up and get it under the door so a guard will notice!
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    Re: DUNGEON CRAWLERS (Will Soon Bleed Out on the Floor

    Hold hand over bucket.
    Stop making the room messy.
    Kill the door.

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    >Othmar: Threaten the door with the knife and tell it to open.



    You brandish your newly made SHANK, threatening to show the door your stabs if it does not open for you.
    ...
    The door is unmoved by your threat! It seems you have insufficient CHARM to successfully INTIMIDATE inanimate objects.

    >Othmar: Scoop all the blood you can up and get it under the door so a guard will notice!



    The blood has already begun to seep under the door. Unfortunately, however, it appears that the events leading to the guards' arrival here have not yet occurred! As you check back to previous panels of the comic, you notice that both your door and the door across from it are open when the guards arrive. It is unlikely, then, that they will arrive before you escape.

    >Othmar: Stab the door open



    You SHANK that door with your SHANK! It causes some minor surface damage, but that's about it. Damn your abysmally low BRAWN score! If only you hadn't selected ROGUE as your class! Your SPEED score may be high, but there is no benefit to being faster than a closed door.

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    Re: DUNGEON CRAWLERS (Will Soon Bleed Out on the Floor

    >It's crazy, but it worked in Better Off Alone...
    >Use your unbelievably high AGILITY to DODGE the door, thus allowing you to be on the other side of it.
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    Re: DUNGEON CRAWLERS (Will Soon Bleed Out on the Floor

    cauterise wound on flame!

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    > Drip blood in the torch.
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    Lick the floorbloods.

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    You need Medical Attention

    Call the Emergency Medical hologram.

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    >Othmar: Drip blood in the torch.



    You're not sure how it's even possible that you're still bleeding, but you decide that the way to stop it must be fire. Fire is always the answer.

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    Re: DUNGEON CRAWLERS (Will Soon Bleed Out on the Floor

    > Just move the bucket under the spout and ignore it.
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    Re: DUNGEON CRAWLERS (Will Soon Bleed Out on the Floor

    Quote Originally Posted by Godbot View Post
    > Just move the bucket under the spout and ignore it.
    Kick the bucket, so you can move the bucket under the spout.

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    > See if you can reach behind the pipe and just...
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    Threaten pipe with knife.

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    Re: DUNGEON CRAWLERS (Will Soon Bleed Out on the Floor

    >Squeeze yourself into the pipe.

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    >Reclaim lost blood using Pipe.
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    Re: DUNGEON CRAWLERS (Will Soon Bleed Out on the Floor

    >Othmar: Squeeze yourself into the pipe.



    You're not sure that you could fit in that little pipe, but maybe if you just... stick your hand in a little bit.

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    And now your hand has caught on fire somehow. Great.

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    Re: DUNGEON CRAWLERS (Will Soon Bleed Out on the Floor

    > Put your hand in the blood to put out the flame.
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