DUNGEON CRAWLERS (The most Brodacious Adventure)

[CraftyJongleur]

>Dungeon Crawlers: Begin



Your name is Hartwig, and you are a prisoner in the top level of the deepest dungeon in the kingdom. Imprisoned for leading a drunken mob of merry men into a rebellion and hiding them in the woods. There is no way out from this level of the dungeon, the only escape is DOWN. You are standing in your cell, preparing to make your first move to escape. What do you do?

[PersonPerson]

Eat the fire.

[Bleevlee]

Yeah, that's about right. Do it.

[CraftyJongleur]

>Hartwig: Eat the Fire



The fire is much too high for you to reach! Curse the laws of perspective and your stubby little arms!

[PersonPerson]

Stand on the thing you're blocking.
Then eat the fire.

[CraftyJongleur]

>Hartwig: Stand on the thing you're blocking. Then eat the fire.



That's your dung bucket, the closest thing a prisoner such as yourself is given to a chamber pot. You will never step in there. Never ever ever.

[Cliff_Racer]

Lick your shackles, meat.

[PersonPerson]

Flip it over.
Use it as a stepping thing.
Eat some fire.
Throw the rest of the fire at the mess.

[Bleevlee]

Flip it over and lick the floor.

[CraftyJongleur]

Hartwig: Flip it over and Lick the Floor



No! You refuse! But... You do have a bit of an urge to lick something. Hmm... those shackles are looking very tasty. You decide to give them a try.

Hartwig: Lick your Shackles, meat



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You were hooked up to those shackles earlier. You knew they were electrified. You're not too sure why you decided to lick them anyways.

[Fexxos Vyront]

> Pick your sorry self up, and try something reasonable, and totally serious. Like digging a tunnel out of the floor using your bedding.

> On a legitimately more serious note, check under your bedding.

[Kíeros]

> Rest for a bit for the pretty lights to fade.

[Fengar]

>The door looks like wood. Take off your tunic, throw one end into the fire to catch it on fire, then burn the door down.

[Grug]

> Touch the top of your head.

[CraftyJongleur]

>Hartwig: Rest for a bit for the pretty lights to fade.



Yeah, you think you could use a nap after that. Dusting yourself off, you crawl over to your cot and- hey, what's all this?

>Hartwig: Check under your bedding.



You found a STICK!
You found a ROPE!
You found a BOWL!

Wow, what a shitty haul. You put them in your inventory all the same.

[Teslamagnetic Integration]

>Combine the stick and rope to make a stick-flail

[CraftyJongleur]

>Hartwig: Combine the stick and rope to make a stick-flail



You lack a necessary ingredient (something to tie to the other end of the rope) to make a STICK-FLAIL. As you have not yet unlocked CUSTOM CRAFTING, you have 3 recipes to chose from:

STICK + ROPE = SHITTY RIDING CROP
STICK + ROPE + SMALLER STICK = SHITTY BOW AND ARROW
STICK + ROPE + BOWL = WASHTUB BASS

Choose Carefully. Somehow you think this decision will be VERY important.

[Jetroid]

>Washtub Bass.

[Fexxos Vyront]

Everyone loves music.

[Teslamagnetic Integration]

>Make the riding crop and become a professional BDSM instructor

[CraftyJongleur]

>Hartwig: Washtub Bass
>Everyone loves music



Hell yeah they do! You build yourself a wicked washtub bass, aww yeah.

CLASS ACCEPTED: BARD

[mythLeader]

You know, there's something very simple you haven't bothered to do yet:

>Check the door to see if it's unlocked.

(Yes, you're in a cell, so it's probably locked, but if there's no way out from this level of the dungeon anyway except down, whoever put you here may not have bothered to lock it. Anyway, no harm in checking. Unless the door is also electrified. Then it might harm you. But that's a chance you'll have to take!)

[stagnantAntler]

>Examine fourth wall

[MrTeabiscuit]

>Play a song with your new washtub bass!

[Kíeros]

> Play the door open.