ORIGINAL ADVENTURE

[Fish]

> FIND AN ORIGINAL ADVENTURE.



It is night on the sandy ocean floor. You are a Diamrem, and it is night. Although it was night before it was night, it is now night, and you will be given a name. What is your name?

{spoiler}Greetings. You are tired of reading boring adventures about the same trolls and humans all the time. You want something NEW.

Note: Unlike other fanventures, I will not put my Author's Notes into spoilers. They will instead be in spoiler brackets.{/spoiler}

[aPawnAscending]

>Nudibra

[apatheticEnigma]

Orinal.

[PersonPerson]

Nlog

[mythLeader]

>Sir Blargulon.

Yes, "Sir".

[Jetroid]

>Silt Sully

[Fish]

1d5 = 5

>Silt Sully



Your name is SILT SULLY, and you are on the sandy ocean floor. You are feeling original, so you gave yourself a silly name. Oh look you decided to stand up a bit. There is a rock over there and then something like a grass with leaves at the top but underwater?

Anyway, you do something. It should be original.

{spoiler}(This is a prompt.)

I am also going to fully implement a dice-based method of updating, because no one seems to have done that yet.{/spoiler}

[apatheticEnigma]

> Silt Sully: Play a computer game with your friends and some aliens. That's just about as original as things can be.

[Jetroid]

>SS: Burrow to your home.

[mythLeader]

>Dig

[superexpomarker]

crawl around a bit. Then eat something.
Because you are just so unique like that

[Fish]

1d4 = 2

>Burrow down to your home.



You burrow down to your home!!!! 1t is a house!!

[spoiler]I have decided to go back to spoilers, because they are more elegant.[spoiler]

[Jetroid]

show spoiler

hide spoiler

What a co-incidence that I got picked both times! :P

>Enter House.

[Fish]

[spoiler]Wow really I didn't noticed huh.p/spoiler[

[mythLeader]

>Go in and greet your Diamrem wife and eighty-seven Diamrem kids.

[PersonPerson]

House: blow up

[apatheticEnigma]

> Silt Sully: Be attacked by TERRORISTS.

[Fish]

1d4=2

>>Go in and greet your Diamrem wife and eighty-seven Diamrem kids. [/FONT]



You go in and greet your wife and kids. Definitely original/

Your wife wonders why you didn't bring any food with you! What an asshole!

[Morphimus]

> Command wife to make you a sammich.

[mythLeader]

> Vomit out the food you'd been carrying in your second stomach.

[Jetroid]

>Discover ability to cast magic.

[Absol]

>Transform into a dragon.

[Daniel990]

>Destroy the house.

[Chwoka]

kill her, hide the body in the baby pile

[TheMMM]

> Reveal that you have food in your pockets.