Bad Translator!

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There is a bad translator site, and if you look it up on google, it is the first page that shows up. Share what you typed in and what came out! I got:

Original text:

"A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name! What will the name of this young man be?"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"A young girl sits in his bedroom. This happened just today, a young man of the year 13. Retrieved 13 lives, but that to date only gave the name! What is the name of the girls?"

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Here's another one!

Original text:

"I said no. No. NO. No no no no on on ono no no ono ono nono on on ono no ono no on onon on ono no ono nno onnon nnno nono on ono noo n on ohnono no on on no."

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"I said no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Ono Nono protein-protein xiaoyedong Hebei province ohnono Ono Nono no less than one of nnno the electronic transmission of instant noodles n the accuracy of protein-free protein."

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Here's a few more:

Original text:

"Shut up."

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Ml Web ... 5% quot% kni."

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Original text:

"You're cheating. I know you are."

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"You are a fraud. I know who you are."

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Original text:

"Wake up, John. This is no time for slumber."

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Wake up, John. It's time for sleeping sickness."

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Original text:

"There is nothing to see here. Move on."

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Nothing to see here. To stay ahead."

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Original text:

"I like my ponies."

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"My horses."