There is a bad translator site, and if you look it up on google, it is the first page that shows up. Share what you typed in and what came out! I got:
"A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name! What will the name of this young man be?"
...8 translations later, Bing gives us:
"A young girl sits in his bedroom. This happened just today, a young man of the year 13. Retrieved 13 lives, but that to date only gave the name! What is the name of the girls?"