Super SBURB Quest IC: Seriously, we need a Space Player.

**Sugarhigh** · 06-12-2012, 01:11 AM

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Super SBURB Quest OOC Thread!
(Suggestions welcome!)
Finally, after two months of waiting, this RP is up and running. Now, as BSD stated in his first post in the OOC thread, this is going to be a standard Sburb RP. Not a Scratched session, either. We're going for the gold, and we're damn well going to get it. Also, there's some stuff we need to establish in the OOC thread. Namely, the connection chain.

>Super SBURB Quest: Begin.

[Image Reserve Spot. Will be abbreviated to IRS in later instances.]

A young man stands in his room. It just so happens that today, the 17th of May, is of no significance to you. Or so you think. It was 16 years ago that this young man was given life. However, he doesn't appear to have a name.

>Enter name.
[IRS]

"Cowdung Redneck"

>Try again.
[IRS]

"Chuck Norton"

>Examine room.
[IRS]

You take a quick look at your room. It's in its typical state of disrepair. Clothes are strewn everywhere. A few posters of your favorite TV shows and video games hang crookedly on your wall. You have a great interest in WESTERNS, which is reflected by your WALKER, TEXAS RANGER posters. You enjoy FIRST PERSON SHOOTERS, and you like to think that you're PRETTY DAMN GOOD at them.

Your friend TYLER pestered you into buying this SBURB game a week ago. You went ahead and got it, mostly to SHUT HIM UP. God, he talks a lot. Anyway, you've been patiently awaiting the game's arrival, to no avail. The game has yet to arrive.

>Chuck. Be pestered by Tyler.
You fail to be pestered by Tyler. He's probably off punching a wall or something.

>Hiss like a chupacabra and eat your Halo poster.
You would NEVER do such a thing. Besides, you're pretty sure chupacabras don't hiss.

>Do it.
You refuse to do such an idiotic thing.

But the poster... It looks so succulent and delicious...

No. You will not eat the poster.

>Fine. Then what will you do?

I'm just going to drop this here, and let you all do your introductory posts. Expect higher quality posts in the future.

**Reality Glitch** · 06-13-2012, 12:21 AM

> Be the ninja_

You are now THE NINJA. You name is SABRINA [LASTNAME UNAVALIBLE]. Odd, your not on any RECORD, you have no KNOWN PAST, and, offictially, as far as anyone you don't trust is consered, you DON'T EXIST, and that's JUST how you want it. But that woun't stop you from reminessing about your variety of INTERESTS. You are a proffessional SHINOBI, speciallizing in STEALTH AND INFILTRATION. You enjoy LIGHT-HAERTED talks with your firends. You are also looking for a ROMANTIC PARTNER, but have yet to succed. Most VIDEO GAMES you play involve PUZZLES. OH LOVE TO SOLVE PUZZLES! And have come acrossed Sburb, which in your opinion is THE BEST PUZZLE YOU WILL EVER SOLVE. You just need someone to play with.

> Sabrina: Use pesterChum's random encounter feature._

O.K.

> Sabrina: Pester this unrestrainedPugilist person, whomever he/she might be._

Why not?

**Squeakith** · 06-13-2012, 01:43 AM

A young man stands in his room. It just so happens that today, the 17th of May has a lot of significance for you! But then, most days are like that for you. You are after all a pretty peppy guy, even though you currently lack a name. You are slightly surprised at your lack of a name due to the fact that it has been sixteen years since you were born.

>Enter Name

"Hyperactive Fucktard"

>Try Again

"Tyler Weiss"

You remember now! Your name is Tyler and you love punching stuff! You take a quick look around your room, noting it surprised orderliness. You are a man who believes in clean rooms and also not getting attacked by your brother for having a filthy room. You have posters of various boxers and beat-em-ups hung up around the room. You also have a couple of your favorite bands hung up.

You managed to annoy two of your friends into purchasing SBURB, though you would call it more friendly coaxing than annoying them.

> Roar like a bear and punch the wall.

You gladly oblige!

> Pester Chuck and Sturm.

You would, however you are far too busy yelling and punching walls. A good bear roar tends to have that effect on you. Since you're so busy doing that, why don't we switch to someone slightly less busy.

**Syrup Neko** · 06-13-2012, 01:23 PM

A young man stands in his room. It just so happens that today, the 17th of May, is of no significance to you. Or so you think. It was 16 years ago that this young man was given life. However, he doesn't appear to have a name.

>Enter Name.

"ASSIC POPTARD"

>Try Again.

"ALEX SIMON"

See? Much better!

>Examine Room.

You take a quick look around your room. It's a fairly clean room, with a bookshelf full of assorted notebooks, visual novels, and game cases. There are also an assortment of CD's next to your BED. A figurine or two scattered about, and your laptop resting on your bed. It's nothing really that special, all your important shit is in the other room. It's just a bunch of nerd stuff, retro controllers, and a cat.

>Mew like a cat and smash through the door.

That is just about the stupidest thing you have ever heard.

But...that door...it's just...so enticing...and in one piece..

BONK.

>Pester someone.

You'll do that later, you're IN PAIN.

While you go get some ice, let someone else have a turn.

**dreamingKitty** · 06-13-2012, 10:00 PM

A young girl stands in her room. It just so happens that today, the 17th of May, is of no significance to you. Or so you think. It was 15 years ago that this young girl was given life. However, she doesn't appear to have a name!

>Enter name.
[IRS]

"Wolfpiss Neckbeard"

>Try again.
[IRS]

"Finn Westen"

>Examine room.
[IRS]

You take a quick look at your room. It's looking perfectly fine and intact..Your Johnny Depp poster is okay. Whoo. A few traps are strewn about your floor. You have your sewing supplies out. You have an awesome INTEREST in DRAMA, SEWING, and TRAPS. Your room is covered in things related to it.

You talked to Tyler earlier about the game. It's going to be super BADASS and will totally freak your sister out.
Shoot.

>Finn: Pester Sturm.
You don't want to right now. It's her decision anyway.

>Scream like a banshee and step in a trap.
You would probably dismiss that as being too DRAMATIC. And painful!

>You really should.
You're not taking this one for the team.

The trap looks really comfy as well.

How about we get less involved with the traps.

>Well, you do that. What should you do then, banshee-girl?

**Sugarhigh** · 06-13-2012, 10:56 PM

>Pester Tyler.

You pester Tyler. Thankfully, he's online.

You walk over to your window, and look outside. Your window presents a very fine view of your front yard, in all its drab southern glory. Being the middle of summer, all the grass is dead. A STATE FLAG flies majestically from the FLAG POLE in the yard, bearing the glory of Texas. A yard without a flag pole bearing a beautiful sign of patriotism is like a southern gentleman without a cane. Which is to say, HE CAN HARDLY BE CONSIDERED A GENTLEMANLY SOUTHERNER IN ANY WAY.

Oh, and there's your mailbox. What a nice mailbox. Expertly crafted by... some kind of machine, you guess. You don't really care.

>Examine mailbox.

You focus on your mailbox. It's a pretty plain mailbox, really. Kind of boring. But it's your mailbox, and it has delivered unto you countless wonders over the years. Wait, what's this? The red swingy-thing is saluting skyward! That can only mean two things. Your neighbor is extremely rude, or SBURB has arrived.

>Realize that your dad didn't check the mail.

You successfully realize this fact. He's probably had a long day, and doesn't give half a shit about the mail right now.

>Check back in with Tyler.

You head downstairs, and out the front door.

==>

[Dramatic Post goes here. It was taking too long, and I wasn't getting anywhere.]

>Get the mail.

You walk through the yard, and open the mailbox. You reach inside, and retrieve the contents.

You have acquired SBURB! You try not to captchalogue it. It would take forever to get it out of your modus.

>Go back inside. Tyler's waiting.

You head back inside.

>Kick the door in. You own the place.

Well your dad technically owns the place, but you go ahead and do so.

==>

==>

You realize that the two discs are, in fact, different. Upon closer inspection, one reads "Client". The other reads "Server".

>Be pestered by Sturm.

>Talk to Tyler.

**ambrosialAssassin** · 06-13-2012, 11:11 PM

A young lady stands in her room. It just so happens that today, the 17th of May is of no particular significance to you, but that's only because every day is so exciting! However, in all your excitement, it seems you've forgotten to get yourself a name! Better go ahead and do something about that!

>Enter Name

What? What is that? You're not even a blond. Might want to try again, toots.

>Try again

That seems about right!

>Examine room

Your name is Kaira and you have just awoken from a nice long nap. As mentioned earlier, it is the 17TH OF MAY and, though not significant to you, you have received the knowledge that today is the day that you should be recieving your copy of THE NEW GAME SBURB.

You take a look at your room, which has been left much cleaner than usual since you cleaned it looking for your CAMERA. You've recently decided that you're really into PHOTOGRAPHY and MAJESTIC SCENERY as well as SCIENCE FICTION and THE SUPERNATURAL. Such a descision is only one in your long line of HOBBY CHANGES. You always keep your COLLECTION OF STUFFED ANIMALS on your bed and arrange them nicely when you awaken. The piles of YOUR OTHER COLLECTIONS are no longer on the floor and are hidden in your closet; the only things remaining are A FEW PILLOWS and the bed for your dog, KERO. Your GAMESPHERE and HD TELEVISION sit in the corner.

What will you do?

**dreamingKitty** · 06-14-2012, 06:12 AM

Finn: Go chase after the wolves.

Oh yeah, those DICKS. They've been howling all fucking night. Time to go retrieve your traps and go hunt those jerks down. This is the last time you fuck with the Westens.

**GodOfDoilys** · 06-15-2012, 01:19 PM

I'm much slower than my sis hehe. Zay's intro!

A young man stands in his room. He's been told that today is the 17TH OF MAY, the day his MOM will return from her WORLDWIDE TRIP. It seems she's been gone so long that she might've forgotten his name... if he had a name, that is! He's gonna need one of those!

=> ENTER NAME

Haha, nice try, Mister Comedian. You might want to try again.

=> TRY AGAIN

Much better.

=> EXAMINE ROOM

Your name is ZAYDEN and you are busy being VERY IMPATIENT. Your MOM is very late arriving and you want her to hurry home so you can GREET HER THAN LEAVE. You enjoy being OUTDOORS and have a knack for ADVENTURE and TREASURE HUNTING. You are extremely AGILE and are a NINJA WANNABE

You look around your room which looks pretty much the same as it always does. You have a VARIETY OF WEAPONS strewn around your room and a TARGET to practice your aim. You have a CHEST FULL OF TREASURES, though it is not very full right now. Your MAID keeps emptying it out even though you TELL HER NOT TO. You also keep and INCREDIBLE AMOUNT OF BOOKS.

What will you do?

**Reality Glitch** · 06-15-2012, 04:32 PM

========>

The next day...

...hhmmm, it seems that some of the players still elude you.

> Sabrina: pester HW about it_

Well he was no help.

========>

You countinue to use RANDOM ENCOUNTER.

MAN, you love messing w/ peope's heads, but that's enough for one day.

**dreamingKitty** · 06-22-2012, 12:56 AM

Finn: Proceed to run inside.

====>

Holy motherfucking shit you scored today. You feel like you're on top of the wor--

OH MY GOD YOUR SISTER IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU.

Hey, she doesn't look too angry!

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**Ario** · 06-22-2012, 11:27 AM

???>
A young otaku stands in her room, but she needs a name.
> Weeaboo McCreepy
No. She isn't a weeaboo, you culturally insensitive jackass. There's a difference.
> Niame Nagma
There we go!

You are NIAME NAGMA, an otaku who lives near a somewhat big city. You love going into the world of manga, anime, and comics in general. Your interests include DRAWING, ANIME, MANGA, COMICS, FANFICTION, PLUSH, STORIES, and especially POKEMON. You aren't really doing anything at the moment, but you want to do something. What shall you do?

>Pester someone
...Nobody's online!

**Squeakith** · 06-24-2012, 11:18 PM

A young girl stands in her room. Though she is of seventeen years of age, it is only today that she'll be given a name.

>Enter Name
"Girly Chickgirl"
She doesn't seem to like that very much! How about you try again?

>Try again
"Lily Morell"

That's better!

You are Lily Morell. You enjoy video games, the Wheel of Time series, and practicing with your quarterstaff. Due to your interests, your room is filled to the brim with video game memorabilia and various clocks. You've tried explaining to your mother that when they say Wheel of Time, they don't mean a circular object that tells the time, but she refuses to listen.

What will you do today?

> Pester Sturm

Sturm doesn't seem to be online right now! Maybe you should try again later.

**mythoSophist** · 06-27-2012, 07:04 PM

This young girl laying on the floor of her room like nothing in the world. It just so happens that today, the 17th of May, and based on your action this day have no significance to you after 13 years of living. For some reason this young girl doesn't appear to have a name.

>Enter Name
[IRS]
Forgetful Retard

>Try Again
[IRS]
Vanessa Chavez

That your name.....you think

Your name VANESSA CHAVEZ but you prefer VANS instead because it short and sweet like lollipop. You passionate over CHILDREN'S BOOKS. And because of this, those book end up STEAL your maturity. You writes STORY of your imaginary world in your diary. Sometimes you post your "stories" online and only you believe that these stories are real.

>Examine Room.

[IRS]
Your room seem to be the exactly opposite of what your personality but you can't help to be lazy putting your personal object in your new room of your storehome that Abuela brought two days ago.But strange you are not lazy putting your Dr. Seuss's collection up.

>Check outside with your window

[IRS]
Now, you don't seem lazy right now since you pre-order the new game to your new address. You heard that this game was number one in pre-order shipping you can't help to be one of them. You want to play this game despite your Abuela's Big NO NO on video games and how it affect the children's mind.

>Looking at insert of mail

[IRS]
It's most in your gasp.

>Notice Abuela is going in the mail box
[IRS]
No no no no......

>Abuela took at the mail inside
[IRS]
Damn Horton Hears a who

**Sugarhigh** · 07-04-2012, 06:00 PM

>Look at the screen.

Son of a bitch. It'll probably take forever to connect.
Well, you guess you'll just have to wait...

>Have some kind of plot-filler flashback.

You... guess you can do that.

==>

You are now CHUCK NORTON. Well, you were already him.
Now you're still him, but in the PAST.
Isn't that neat?

>Fondly regard desktop wallpaper.

You look with longing at that sheer display of stone-cold badassery. God, you wish you were a kickass Texas Ranger like him, saving Texans from the villains and no-gooders of the world. Just look at that manly-as-fuck beard. What mysteries could it possibly conceal? That's just another of its mysteries...

And his eyes. The things they've seen. The stories they tell. Those are eyes of a true man. A man with values. A just and righteous fellow who will kill a criminal on sight, if need be. He doesn't hug children, though. He knows that kids can hug their own damn selves.

>Be pestered by Past Tyler.

You are pestered by Past Tyler. This guy again?
Even in your plot-filling flashbacks, you can't get away from him.
Well, let's see what he has to say.

[IRS]

You open the Themis web browser. This browser is, without a doubt, the best web browser ever. It might be slow to start, but it's reliable like no other. That, and it's nearly impervious to viruses. If it gets one, it just punts that fucker right back over the LAN line to where it came from. Themis, dishing out Internet justice since whenever the fuck it was made.

Google "SBURB".

[IRS]

You type your query into the instant search bar in the top left corner.
You press ENTER, and wait for Themis to hunt down your target.

==>

Ah, here we go. Some site called SKAIANET.
You go to the option to preorder the SBURB Beta.

==>

[IRS]

Oh. Right. You have to PAY for this sort of thing. Well, you do have that VISA GIFT CARD you got for your BIRTHDAY.
You never did use it, so now is as good a time as any. Assuming you can COAX it out of your MODUS, that is.

>Play some Modus Skill Grab.

[IRS]

>Wait for it...

[IRS]

>Wait for it...

[IRS]

>NOW!

[IRS]

You successfully retrieve your VISA GIFT CARD! Damn, you're good.

>Finish the transaction.

You enter the card's information, and press SUBMIT.
That being dealt with, you decide to check back in with Tyler.

==>

>Be someone else, from the present this time.

There are 11 other people you can be.
So many people to choose from... How will you ever decide?

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