yeah I probably should have put an MSPA face of some description in that post to denote that it wasn't really serious
oh well
It's just that I was the threads grammar punching bag for a while, and I found it funny whenever someone called me out on my terrible grammar.
Because it's pretty fucking terrible.
Aradia vs Vriska round 2?
Make her pay for those groceries, she can't just steal from the dreambubble supermarket like that
FUCKING SHIT UP!
And yes.
But we have plenty of opportunities for bitches being paid back against.
Plenty.
To avoid confusion, but not by much ------> 'should have', 'could have', 'might have', 'would have'. Hoo hoo hoo, mm.
My avatar was probably made by someone awesome.
Suit Guy, the most genteelmanly gun-totting person in all of the Forum.
He shoots plot. With his gun.
The left one is the original made by shadowedAngel, the right was a fix by ashdenej.
Roxy's Cat Horde Name list (created by Daysi, edited onwards by me)
1. Franky
2. Doomer
3. Mr. Pajamas
4. Wollary
5. Bees
6. Whimsworth
7. Cat
8. Kittenface
9. Asshole
10. Mutton Chops
11. Robert Lolicats Fuzzmillions the Third
12. Spazmodus
13. Dexter
14. Christofur Columbus
15. Mrowindger
16. Katzoutadabag
17. Whorebibbles
18. Fudge
19. Rudolph
20. Ice Cream Cake
21. Hedwig
22. Elvis
23. Paul's Revenge (A.K.A Nepeta)
24. Doctor Reginald B. Wompa Stompa the Third
25. Buggles
26. Moosh
27. Tobias
28. Bagels
29. Leslie
30. Nigel
31. Hass
32. Also A. Closet
33. Dani
34. Bob
35. Little Bob
36. Big Bob
37. Other Bob
38. Sideways Bob
39. Bob the Doorstop
40. Littler Bob
41. Medium Bob
43. Bob from Accounting
44. Bob-a-Kadabra
45. The Artist Formerly Known as Bob
46. Bob Junior
47. Avada Katdav-ra
48. Harley
49. Chairman Meow
50. Dee-o-gee
51. Vodka Mutini (of course)
52. Vodka Leijon
53. Ash
54. Ashy
55. Asho
56. Ashionista
57. Con-Air
58. Nic Cage
59. Calypso (I put it in anyway, because of that costume, killerlamb)
63. Mew Mew the Destroyer
64. Strife
65. Snoop (drop it like it's hot)
66. Croc H
67. Di¿∞
42. The Ultimate Answer To Catnips, Yarn Balls and Ectobiology
Cats in Human Suits:
60. Ro
61. Lal
+several more named Jane, Dani, and Dave and majority named Rocy and Vriska Jr.
One day when young to the plains of Com'yc Descu'Sion, genteelGunslinger came across a small hole in the ground. He wasn't sure if he could fit his whole body in, so he stuck his head in.
A voice called up, "Who blocks the sky?"
"Someone is down here?" GG wondered incredulously. As the inspiration for the tales of Indiana Jones, Bing Crosby was known to never fear adventure. He pulled his head out of the hole and retrieved his pick from his pack. A few swift strokes allowed him to hop down into the darkness.
A hand grabbed his and pulled him up. "I am Everanix. Welcome to the cult of Vriska." cute of Vriska
"Who are you? I mean, I know your name. But why are you living in a tiny hole in the ground? This doesn't seem like much of a place for a cult."
"I thought it was a pipe. I wanted to flyyyyyyyy!"
GG, vaguely disconcerted, retrieved his lighter. "What are you, that you could fit into such a small hole?"
"I am Vriska." Before he could click the flaring device, Everanix flashstepped it out of his hands and held the flame to a torch. GG shuddered as he heard choruses of, "I am Vriska" echoing out beyond the feeble light. He heard a skittering as little girls with grey skin and horns crawled along the walls towards him.
"I'm"
"I'm not sure if I'm okay with this."
"I'm sorry if our appearance frightens you. We can assume our normal faces, if that would better please your honour." A voice from the far end of the cave, which seemed to be over a hundred metres in length.
YOUR NAME IS TIMMAY?!
I would not have thought you a Timmay.
!!!!
My name is unpronounceable on that puny little language of yours. You would die horrible death upon hearing it.
And don't think I've not noticed your sig.
I wonder which song will make it to be a flash first/if. I mean other than those that are... already in a flash?
Because I mean, you could probably engineer a mutiny on her ships and get mindfangs crew to turn her over for some reason. In fact Im sure she spent long nights in the dark of her room planning just such a scenario.
But then, while she was taking her dragon for a stroll/small town eating she realized "I H4V3 4 FUCK1NG DR4GON".
Im sure we all would have come to the same conclusion.
my god
You're a fucking genius.
People with dragons don't need plans. They have dragons.
How she passed her legislacerator exams.
She gave deep, in-depth answers.
Then scribbled "1 H4V3 4 DR4GON" over all of it.
Originally Posted by P_equals_NP
French Rulers are eh pretty cool.
The best?
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Originally Posted by Qmark
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Qmark what HS songs and/or characters do you particularly like?
I need to know for reasons.
Oh uhhhh
Tavros is pretty cool, in a loser-ish sort of way.
And John.
And DD is my favorite carapace/exile.
Snowman is a pretty cool character as well, I guess.
For some reason I find myself listening to Umbral Ultimatum more than most of the other songs, with Let's All Rock the Heist being a close second.
Does this help?
Yes absolutely.
Thank you.
This will become relevant in the future. Far enough into the future where you will probably forgot I even asked this.
Originally Posted by Blaperile
Super Precious Educated Cult Urine (Lacks ARound Noodle And Omnipotent Daughter) Masterpiece.
Originally Posted by Fish
EXCLUSIVE PREVIEW IN SPOILER BELOW:
specularnaodm, n. (from P_equals_NP's fateful typoing of “speculate,” “random,” and some other words) – 1. A post made upon achieving a momentous postcount 2. A project prepared for such a post, often designed to elicit admiration or recognition
Originally Posted by xqz
Originally Posted by Dastardly bananas
TT: Jake, I am your universe.
TT: *ribbit*
GT: Noooooooo!
Dirk is ecstatic about being a universe
Because it means
Jake is inside him
Originally Posted by Vanellope Von Schweetz
What if the reason why the Condesce hates humans so much is because she suffered a tradgey when she was young where she was forced to watch her loved one
Originally Posted by Cervos
Here's how it works.
Had they just let the scratch happen as normal, they would have ceased from existing and start their lives over in the scratched universe.
So, I'll make a bit of an analogy.
Let's say the kids are files in a folder, the folder being the universe.
When you Scratch the universe, It can be seen as, like, reverting the folder to a previous version. So anything that was on there before and any changes are lost.
There are 2 days to avoid this.
1) Kill yourself (ie: Throw in the recycle bin). By doing this, you still exist in the afterlife, and when the folder is re-written, the files still exist in the recycle bin.
2) Escape. Transfer the files to another folder (ie: universe) simply, and when the folder is re-written, the transferred files will be safe.
I wouldn't mind seeing a Roxy interactive strife flash with ASSAULT being used. I don't think we've seen one of those in a long time. I think the last one was with the Uranium Imp?
So I can't seem to find myself obsessing over this album, but I think that's normal for me. I do like the new Midnight Crew song, though. I think we were long overdue for a new, more modern version, and there's no way you could count that acapella version as more modern. (Although it vaguely irks me that Bowman says "I spend my every evening" and not "I always spend my evening". That sort of thing is really just a pet-peeve of mine though, not a real problem or anything.)
I ship JohnxVriska as a human. Human has aspects of troll and troll, in that a serious bf/gf (or spouse) not only loves their partner in the sense, but also genuinely cares about them, and wants to keep them safe and calm, in a sense. I think it would be harder for a human to split their needs in a quadrant than it would be for a troll to have the same person in two quadrants.
Disclaimer: I have no fucking idea about human romance. Any comments I make on the subject are more than likely wrong, and should be summarily ignored.
I ship JohnxVriska as a human. Human has aspects of troll and troll, in that a serious bf/gf (or spouse) not only loves their partner in the sense, but also genuinely cares about them, and wants to keep them safe and calm, in a sense. I think it would be harder for a human to split their needs in a quadrant than it would be for a troll to have the same person in two quadrants.
Disclaimer: I have no fucking idea about human romance. Any comments I make on the subject are more than likely wrong, and should be summarily ignored.
So, finally got through the whole album; only disliked 'Game Grl', 'Post-punk midnight crew' and 'Encore!' but, 3/49 isn't bad at all.
Originally Posted by megalovanianUmbra
I wouldn't mind seeing a Roxy interactive strife flash with ASSAULT being used. I don't think we've seen one of those in a long time. I think the last one was with the Uranium Imp?
Yes, that would be so awesome! ASSAULT needs to become flash material sooner rather than later.
I ship JohnxVriska as a human. Human has aspects of troll and troll, in that a serious bf/gf (or spouse) not only loves their partner in the sense, but also genuinely cares about them, and wants to keep them safe and calm, in a sense. I think it would be harder for a human to split their needs in a quadrant than it would be for a troll to have the same person in two quadrants.
Disclaimer: I have no fucking idea about human romance. Any comments I make on the subject are more than likely wrong, and should be summarily ignored.
Well, I think that maybe they could talk anywyas. Andrew said that it was kind of a joke to need the badges in the first place, some sort of meta joke on hte fact that they are in a game and yet real at the same time.
And seeing as AJke is in the same position as Jane, now seems like a good time to leave him for Roxy. And I bet her section will end with her making an oddly derpish awesome face as well.
Identifying myself with Candy corns!And now for my dramtic coming out that does not matter because nobody reads signatures! Have you any interest at all in TvTropes? Click on this thing and several of your wildest dreams will come true.
I got fed up with the spoiler dungeon in my previous signature. It was confusing and I did not like it. The basics boil down to this: The guy in my avatar is some variation on the work of stock photographer Gilles DeCruyenaere, probably edited insanely by a person who is super awesome. There is a fifty percent chance that that person is Ash, but sometimes other people get in on it too. AVATAR BY NIMZ WHO IS AMAZING
Also I made a tumblr because I hate myself. And now these days you will find me mostly on the tumbr. I do love you much forums. We had a good go of it. But tumblr fits a person with my attention span so much better. I still check here often, but I do not post as much. Fell free to contact me where ever, and if unsure, assume I love you.
I ship JohnxVriska as a human. Human has aspects of troll and troll, in that a serious bf/gf (or spouse) not only loves their partner in the sense, but also genuinely cares about them, and wants to keep them safe and calm, in a sense. I think it would be harder for a human to split their needs in a quadrant than it would be for a troll to have the same person in two quadrants.
Disclaimer: I have no fucking idea about human romance. Any comments I make on the subject are more than likely wrong, and should be summarily ignored.
No, AR is the entity that Dirk would have become had he developed differently for the past three years. They both have sixteen years of experience, it's only the last three years that are different.
Originally Posted by Autoresponder
TT: (Not peekin' at the floor butt cause I'm only 13 years old, motherfuckers.)
His code may have evolved but the mental patterns underlying it haven't
and they're not 16 yet, give them another month (or 5 in Jane's case)
yeah I doubt the internal story will last that long
I ship JohnxVriska as a human. Human has aspects of troll and troll, in that a serious bf/gf (or spouse) not only loves their partner in the sense, but also genuinely cares about them, and wants to keep them safe and calm, in a sense. I think it would be harder for a human to split their needs in a quadrant than it would be for a troll to have the same person in two quadrants.
Disclaimer: I have no fucking idea about human romance. Any comments I make on the subject are more than likely wrong, and should be summarily ignored.
He may be efectively sisxteen, but growing up to sixteen in a sterile enviroment and growing up to sixteen in a meat maniquen is pretty different in a lot of ways. Like, say, the lack of proper puberty.
He may be more mature, but he is definitly going to be different/behind in some respects, compared to Dirk.
Identifying myself with Candy corns!And now for my dramtic coming out that does not matter because nobody reads signatures! Have you any interest at all in TvTropes? Click on this thing and several of your wildest dreams will come true.
I got fed up with the spoiler dungeon in my previous signature. It was confusing and I did not like it. The basics boil down to this: The guy in my avatar is some variation on the work of stock photographer Gilles DeCruyenaere, probably edited insanely by a person who is super awesome. There is a fifty percent chance that that person is Ash, but sometimes other people get in on it too. AVATAR BY NIMZ WHO IS AMAZING
Also I made a tumblr because I hate myself. And now these days you will find me mostly on the tumbr. I do love you much forums. We had a good go of it. But tumblr fits a person with my attention span so much better. I still check here often, but I do not post as much. Fell free to contact me where ever, and if unsure, assume I love you.
Finished listening to all of them. My favorites are Crystalmethequins, Anbroids V2.0 (like that isn't the top of everybody's list), Hate You, Another Jungle (along with Another Countdown), Austin, Atlantis, iRRRRRRRRECONCILABLE, Lancer, Portrait, Candles and Clockwork (Alpha Version), Cairo Overcoat, and A Taste For Adventure.
Favorites meaning 'ones I liked enough to remember their names'.
ANDREW why are Dave's shoes colored differently on pg. 6231 and pg. 6247?
Originally Posted by A Salad
Originally Posted by Protoman
Tavros can commune with animals.
Equius is STRONG.
Vriska can control people's minds.
Gamzee is incredibly strong when psychotic.
Karkat has shoosh pap.
Karkat is OP, Andrew please nerf.
Originally Posted by impetusPhantasm
Guys stop with the pap references or I will do some sort of acrobatic fucking pap off the shoosh.
Originally Posted by curiousTerminal
Originally Posted by Trapezoid
FUCK I'M FALLING DOWN ALL THIS SHOOSH.
(It keeps pappening?)
Originally Posted by armeggedonCounselor
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Up until now Sollux has been shown to get ALL THE LADIES and NONE OF THE MEN, so it would be a reasonable assumption to think Sollux has the same boobs fetish Kanaya has.
So Sollux is a lesbian?
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by rufuslynx
Irony is Dave's attempt at crafting a personality so he doesn't have to acknowledge/show who he really is. For "Bro," it's just an art. Granted, we've only had one conversation with actual "Bro," but irony seems to be something he genuinely enjoys.
So you're saying Dave is just into it ironically.
Originally Posted by Yrr
Every time Hussie posts it's like a chorus of angels come down and tell us all to go fuck ourselves because we're wrong.
I feel enlightened.
Originally Posted by Tirgo
Originally Posted by IPadDoodler
Why is everybody shipping each other?
pay more attention, you're in the mspa forums.
Originally Posted by Andrew
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Andrew
The content of my posts is always meaningless and not worth reading. I only post so others may bask in my vicinity. People will talk for years about that one awesome time I TOTP'd page fifteen of that one thread, and they got to post underneath it.
Hey Andrew remember that one time that you quoted my post? That was awesome.
I will deny this happened to my grave.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
But Andrew you just did it again and now we can all testify that you totally did it.
This translates directly into Homestuck being busted.
Originally Posted by safetyboots
Better than anything I could ever write. Genius.
Originally Posted by Andrew
I just google-translated my post to safetyboots to Chinese and then back to English again, so he can understand it better.
Have you considered the possibility that some of you are reading in your head, that is the source of your dissatisfaction? You will not be the first time to your in-depth analysis of advanced materials.
This is my professional opinion.
Consider evidence, such as some of your words of bizarre construction.
"Do something, I do not think everything like a fool!"
"Sir Egbert king slime prestige class decided to give a shot."
A site of production of these reports BOT do? What do they mean? Is a process, the idea of being able to clearly inform you build?
Your post is like reading a written review of serious, run through Google translate into Chinese and then back to England again.
Originally Posted by Kibble Wensleydale
I wonder if you people really appreciate how far technology has come in the past ten years to allow this many animated eyebrows to oscillate simultaneously on a single webpage.
This, truly, is the future that our forebears envisioned.
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Wait have I been rude for not stabbing people when I greet them?
I think you know the answer to that already. And I trust that you will correct your behaviour immediately.
This will make for an interesting party later today.
Originally Posted by General-jwj
I don't even own a knife. That's some major breach of etiquette right there :/
Barbarian!
Originally Posted by Achille'sHamstring
Killing characters before they appear. Hussie is breaking killing-off-character records here. This is probably the highest ratio of pathos to screentime that can be accomplished. Hell, it doesn't even register, since you'd have to divide by the zero pages that they appeared in. It approaches infinity if you take the limit, sure, but the actual zero mark is a void of pure madness.
Originally Posted by Greyscale
Originally Posted by Legendary
Indeed. The official male homosexual pairing is obviously Gamzee Dirk.
That's a funny way of spelling Dirk <3< Karkat.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Vanymstorm
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Vanymstorm
His manner of death wasn't described at all. Crushing is mostly an internal thing, anyway.
Yes, I believe that is a well documented side effect.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by kmsumrall
I like Eridan's theme. Oh, his death was pretty neat.
I will agree that, as deaths go, it was pretty great.
A++ would chainsaw again
Originally Posted by PumpkinMan
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
I don't remember Jack performing any particularly stylish or entertaining murders. He's not really into the fancy stuff.
Although that one time he killed Nep with a DOOF was kinda okay. Hmm also Jane's 'greet'. I guess he has a talent for murder sound effects.
He's a musician. His instrument is murder. With it he plays a beautiful symphony that echoes across paradox space. A symphony of stabs.
Originally Posted by SwariSexualPosition
I don't think you guys understand.
There's a fucking diamond in that translation.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Asphodel
Am I the only who was disappointed when they tried to scroll the list of echeladder rungs? /stupid stupid dumb
every time
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Originally Posted by deathsbuddy
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Oh My!
(read this in Takei's voice)
I don't know who this Takei person is but I suspect I've got her a little hot under the collar.
It's cool, kinkspirit doesn't mind.
...
oh my god
Takei is like fourteen or something isn't she
Kinkspirt doesn't mind but I do. :U
George Takei is a member of the original Star Trek cast and an outspoken gay rights activist
This whole string of conversation has been ruined for me and made several times better for everyone else in a single moment
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Aradia is kA's favorite character and he thought it would be funny to hijack the thread.
I was going to dive kick him to death but he distracted me with the sexy.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Well, 3/16 of my sigquotes currently contain one or more posts by you, but 7/16 contain posts by mO.
dun dun dun?
THEN I MUST DIVE KICK HIM UNTIL HE SUBMITS HIS PLACEMENTS TO ME
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Kaleb702
It appears we have hit a Wine In Front Of Me situation.
It's either a red herring or truth.
The question is which is it.
Is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that's not the answer, or is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that it IS the answer?
I think it's quite obvious that Andrew put a red herring in both cups.
Originally Posted by M41C3LPH
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
Originally Posted by MonsterGrrl
Didn't UU say that she'd never seen another of her species? I'm kind of running on poo-brain here, but if they share a room, yet shes never seen him- isnt that another point in favor of the UU is uu theory?
No this obviously means that Lord English is uu except he kidnapped Roxy and us exploiting her Voidy powers to make him invisible
In Homestuck, Occam's Razor is shaped like a corkscrew.
Originally Posted by Wacom Guy
Okay, you know what I think about Andrew letting a fantroll become the most important character?
The same way I felt about Notch's beard.
PEOPLE HAVE TO STOP BETTING IMPORTANT THINGS ON PEOPLE NOT PAYING ABSURD AMOUNTS OF MONEY
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Oh gosh the whole time I was bonding with amazing people over shared interests in a place devoted to said interests and forming real and lasting friendships which have significantly positively impacted my life I never considered that I might be inconveniencing the "asshole who doesn't give a shit and only shows their face around here to bitch about other people having fun" demographic.
I loved Dogfight and A Taste For Adventure the most. Man those were epic. Made my heart soar. I knew I loved them the instant the hairs on my neck stood up.
He may be efectively sisxteen, but growing up to sixteen in a sterile enviroment and growing up to sixteen in a meat maniquen is pretty different in a lot of ways. Like, say, the lack of proper puberty.
He may be more mature, but he is definitly going to be different/behind in some respects, compared to Dirk.
I see your point, and I don't disagree, but I'm not certain you completely grasp mine.
They are not 'growing up to sixteen' in two separate environments.
Up to the point where thirteen-year-old Dirk scanned his brain, they were one being.
Depending on when Dirk developed, he could have been most of the way through puberty by then, or he could have not started.
They aren't as similar as to be the same person, but they aren't so different that they don't share a great portion of the same history.
AR's priorities are certainly different than Dirk's, seeing has he has no real physical body, but they do share some of the same goals.
-- On Hiatus
^^^ Check out those links up there ^^^
Avatar by me.
If you want a signature banner made, PM me, and I'll see what I can do.
I ship JohnxVriska as a human. Human has aspects of troll and troll, in that a serious bf/gf (or spouse) not only loves their partner in the sense, but also genuinely cares about them, and wants to keep them safe and calm, in a sense. I think it would be harder for a human to split their needs in a quadrant than it would be for a troll to have the same person in two quadrants.
Disclaimer: I have no fucking idea about human romance. Any comments I make on the subject are more than likely wrong, and should be summarily ignored.
I loved Dogfight and A Taste For Adventure the most. Man those were epic. Made my heart soar. I knew I loved them the instant the hairs on my neck stood up.
Stop being disappointed with something I could never come close to doing :P
Looks quite good from the other side of a monitor.
Originally Posted by recalcitrantIre
Yeah if we're going to get really technical with ages, AR is almost 3, considering he was built sometime around when Dirk was 13
it would be like saying a history book on ancient Egypt is thousands of years old because of the information stored in it
I don't think it is, really. For something that is both a thinking entity that doesn't age biologically, the only real way to define its age is the span of the memories stored within it.
That's almost sixteen years of memories, therefore AR is almost sixteen. Just like Dirk.
Information and memories are not the same thing. A true AI -- like is represented in AR -- is not the same thing as an encyclopaedia.
-- On Hiatus
^^^ Check out those links up there ^^^
Avatar by me.
If you want a signature banner made, PM me, and I'll see what I can do.
I ship JohnxVriska as a human. Human has aspects of troll and troll, in that a serious bf/gf (or spouse) not only loves their partner in the sense, but also genuinely cares about them, and wants to keep them safe and calm, in a sense. I think it would be harder for a human to split their needs in a quadrant than it would be for a troll to have the same person in two quadrants.
Disclaimer: I have no fucking idea about human romance. Any comments I make on the subject are more than likely wrong, and should be summarily ignored.