RNDFIA is BACK again! - D3: UNDEAD ITALIAN ROBOTS AND THE PONY PURSUIT

[Red709]

Actually, the rates are a bit worse than Red said.
To get 2 refined, you will need 6 reclaimed, which requires 18 scrap. And to craft a scrap, you need to collect two roles each.
As it turns out, it isn't day 24. It's day (18*2)*2 = DAY 72.
For the first hat.

unless you happen to have enough reputation points to substitute for a role
(evil laughter)
I REGRET NOTHIIIIIING

[LegendaryQ]

Well, you need 1,000,000 RP and a completed "Role Request Form" for a single additional role.e _

The Role Request Form is as follows:

ROLE REQUEST {2012}
I, _____________, request an additional role, as per ______________________________________________. I do declare that I am in possession of the required RP, and can ____________________________ juggle _______________________ until the ___________ goes ______________________________.
In __________________________________________________ _____________ so __________________________________________________ _________________.
___________________________________ __________________________________________________ _________________________________
___________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________ _______
Therefore, __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________

Signed, _____________________

PERSONAL INFORMATION
NAME ________________
DOB _________________
____________________2
M _________________00
dmc. ________________

BUSINESS INFORMATION
__________D,C,. ___
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ X...K...K..K

I think a two-year old designed it.

[Red709]

most likely

[MasterBlade]

ROLE REQUEST {2012}
I, MasterBlade, request an additional role, as per My current roll's condition being met before I recieved it. I do declare that I am in possession of the required RP, and can Chat Messenger juggle in the morning until the Cow goes Moo.
In light of the frantic 2 duel reward being so bad a ripoff, I am using my scored points instead of RP for this transaction.
However, since 101,031,598 leaves me capable of buying all roles forever at the same time, I shall only take the 1 million needed for payment.
Therefore, I donate the remaining 100,031,598 RP to feed starving orphans of Africa.
Signed, MasterBlade
PERSONAL INFORMATION
NAME Steven A. *redacted*
DOB *Redacted
Fucking Redacted2
M detcadeR00
dmc. Christmas

BUSINESS INFORMATION
The Internet D,C,. 12
A B C D E F G X...K...K..K

[imperviousScofflaw]

RED JUST DIE ALREADY


GOG

DAMN

[Red709]

It's beautiful, I know.

If I were america, an eagle would be shedding a single tear right now

but I'm italy
and thusly possess robots

[Red709]

ROLE REQUEST {2012}
I, Italia itself, request an additional role, as per Being Motherfucking Italy. I do declare that I am in possession of the required RP, and can reverse juggle cinquedas until the scoffles goes headsplode.
In addition, I have a killer robot army so you should really not screw me here.
as a country that is simultaneously an impossibly large stack of reputation points with a newly-hat based economy, I demand a discount
not that it matters, I cannot run out of points as my economy self-produces them.
Therefore, I request you divulge numerous cosmetic headgears with no real effect already.

Signed, the entire country of Italy

PERSONAL INFORMATION
NAME Italia
DOB COUNTRIES AREN'T BORN

222223222222
M this number is wrongly formatted 00
dmc. ITALIA

BUSINESS INFORMATION
ITALY D,C,. ITALY
ZvyXxf X...K...K..K
(x ∞)

[AProcrastinatingWriter]

In lieu of a role request form, I have composed a poem.

Ahem.

As I sit here wearing this stole
I wonder why I am wearing it
Is it because it makes me feel whole
And not like a little leg so hot you fry an EGGG GOGOG DAN IT
GIVE ME MY ROLE







I'M GONNA WRECK IT

[MasterBlade]

I'M GONNA WRECK IT

[anacreon]

I dont think i have the RP neccessary for a new role can I steal a role instead?

[LegendaryQ]

In lieu of a role request form, I have composed a poem.

Ahem.

As I sit here wearing this stole
I wonder why I am wearing it
Is it because it makes me feel whole
And not like a little leg so hot you fry an EGGG GOGOG DAN IT
GIVE ME MY ROLE







I'M GONNA WRECK IT

In lieu of recent events, APW has received the Unusual Advertising Pamphlet, Effect: Movie Poster
You can guess what movie poster.

Consider it wrecked.

[LegendaryQ]

ROLE REQUEST {2012}
I, MasterBlade, request an additional role, as per My current roll's condition being met before I recieved it. I do declare that I am in possession of the required RP, and can Chat Messenger juggle in the morning until the Cow goes Moo.
In light of the frantic 2 duel reward being so bad a ripoff, I am using my scored points instead of RP for this transaction.
However, since 101,031,598 leaves me capable of buying all roles forever at the same time, I shall only take the 1 million needed for payment.
Therefore, I donate the remaining 100,031,598 RP to feed starving orphans of Africa.
Signed, MasterBlade
PERSONAL INFORMATION
NAME Steven A. *redacted*
DOB *Redacted
Fucking Redacted2
M detcadeR00
dmc. Christmas

BUSINESS INFORMATION
The Internet D,C,. 12
A B C D E F G X...K...K..K

Your request has been granted.

Consequently, Africa collectively has used its funds to give itself 100 roles.

[LegendaryQ]

ROLE REQUEST {2012}
I, Italia itself, request an additional role, as per Being Motherfucking Italy. I do declare that I am in possession of the required RP, and can reverse juggle cinquedas until the scoffles goes headsplode.
In addition, I have a killer robot army so you should really not screw me here.
as a country that is simultaneously an impossibly large stack of reputation points with a newly-hat based economy, I demand a discount
not that it matters, I cannot run out of points as my economy self-produces them.
Therefore, I request you divulge numerous cosmetic headgears with no real effect already.

Signed, the entire country of Italy

PERSONAL INFORMATION
NAME Italia
DOB COUNTRIES AREN'T BORN

222223222222
M this number is wrongly formatted 00
dmc. ITALIA

BUSINESS INFORMATION
ITALY D,C,. ITALY
ZvyXxf X...K...K..K
(x ∞)

Your request has been denied, on the terms of insufficient funds.

Your request for a discount has been approved, and as such, the required amount of funds is now equal to ∞ RP, an amount larger than the amount given.

[Red709]

Your request has been denied, on the terms of insufficient funds.

Your request for a discount has been approved, and as such, the required amount of funds is now equal to ∞ RP, an amount larger than the amount given.

actually ∞ was the number of copies of the form I turned in

I submit the argument that my minions currently have you at gunpoint as a counterargument to my lack of funds

[LegendaryQ]

actually ∞ was the number of copies of the form I turned in

I submit the argument that my minions currently have you at gunpoint as a counterargument to my lack of funds

...

...

Fine. Your requests have been gr-
(loading roles... 0% of unknown amount)

[Deceptive]

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You know, I honestly don't think this passes the minimum requirements to be a game on this forum anymore.

[LegendaryQ]

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You know, I honestly don't think this passes the minimum requirements to be a game on this forum anymore.

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True, it has kind of diluted due to circumstances. Where would it fit then, though? There's still quite a bit of activity in it.

[Deceptive]

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True, it has kind of diluted due to circumstances. Where would it fit then, though? There's still quite a bit of activity in it.

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I don't think it fits anywhere. It doesn't pass the minimum effort requirement. It used to, back when this was a mafia game. Since then you've lost all the roles but let the thread continue. So really it's just people being silly for the sake of being silly. This thread is now no better than all of those other threads that get locked right away. The only reason this isn't already locked is because it used to be an actual game.

So sadly, I think this thread should be locked until such a time comes that it can be an actual game again (which I doubt it'd be able to).

[MasterBlade]

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I don't think it fits anywhere. It doesn't pass the minimum effort requirement. It used to, back when this was a mafia game. Since then you've lost all the roles but let the thread continue. So really it's just people being silly for the sake of being silly. This thread is now no better than all of those other threads that get locked right away. The only reason this isn't already locked is because it used to be an actual game.

So sadly, I think this thread should be locked until such a time comes that it can be an actual game again (which I doubt it'd be able to).

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We could end the current day and see if mechanics suddenly come back overnight...

[Red709]

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We could end the current day and see if mechanics suddenly come back overnight...

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I can live with this, I think I'm near lynch anyways

[imperviousScofflaw]

LYNCH: DARCY

Nah I'm kidding he's probably right

Also I still want to lynch Red for being Italy

[Red709]

yeah this needs to end probably

lets just end it on some kind of insane "everyone wins the mod is dead" note or something

and also Para gets to end the game as the only person with a hat

[MasterBlade]

lets just end it on some kind of insane "everyone wins the mod is dead" note or something

I can totes do that.




BANJOCRACY: LEGENDARY Q!
RISE ROBOT BRETHREN!
BEGIN THE GREAT SHEEPENING!

[MasterBlade]

(Yes that was an activation. Hammer and nail, no more postin')