Sgrub Fusion

[Voltra The Lively]

An adventure begins, but with an unknown hand to guide it.

You come across a panel with six buttons, each button corresponding to a username. It appears that there is one button that is not enabled, but the others appear to be working fine.

What will you do?





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[Grug]

Ooh, I think I know where this is going.

> Press "CT"

[Voltra The Lively]

Very well.



Your name is SRIKOS ZAHHAK.

You know you will sound uppity for saying this, but you are probably the smartest troll on the team. You aren’t exaggerating; you’re just stating the truth. You are incredibly skilled with MACHINES and TECHNOLOGY in general and seem to be the only troll not caught up in some nonsense suited for wrigglers. You suppose this makes sense is some way. The HIGH8100DS always know best. The ones who aren’t busy BEING CATS anyway.

You spend most of your time constructing ROBOTS or writing up VIRUSES for kicks. You entertain the low-minded masses known as your allies if you have any leftover time. But as of now, you don’t. The troll just below you on the hemospectrum recovered A GAME OF SOME SORT and, well, curiosity makes fools of everyone. You’ve been working on it for a few weeks and feel that it will be done soon, but work has made you tired and you are in need of a small break.

Your trolltag is chancyTechnician and you D—> Speak in a way some descri8e as arrogant, 8ut you put little thought into those who would e%press such 8latant lies.

What will you do?

[Grug]

> Investigate Orange Thing

[Voltra The Lively]

That would be a robotic eye. It looks nice, but is nonfunctional.

[ninjamaster1991]

> Fix robotic eye

[OrangeAipom]

> Dance with Aurthour

[Lieutenant Fish]

>Flex your spidermuscles

[apatheticEnigma]

> Are you a man or a woman?

[Voltra The Lively]

You wish you could do that, but you broke most of the internal mechanisms due to some very poor judgement on your part. As it turns out psychic powers and machinery were not meant to mix. That robot was made out of the last of your spare parts too. Such tragedy should not befall a highblood at the most inopportune of times.



He is out hunting at the moment. Maybe this command will be fulfilled once he has returned.




What muscles? You’re mostly skin and bone. Whatever muscles you have acquired over the years are tiny and can barely lift anything.



You are very much a lady. The eyelashes weren’t there to trick you.

[ninjamaster1991]

> Press the AA button.

[Voltra The Lively]

0K4Y.



Your name is CAROVE MEGIDO.

You love messing with people. To see their faces when you mess around with them is nothing short of beautiful. Well, you used to be able to see their faces anyway. Due to a FEW STUPID CHOICES ON YOUR PART, you are now blind. This doesn’t really bother you much. Your LUSUS taught you how to get around without seeing long before you lost your sight.

You have a great interest in the dead. More specifically, THE BONES OF THE DEAD. As such you have plenty of remains scattered around your hive. You sometimes roleplay with a CLOSE FRIEND when he comes over to visit. He is also your BUSINESS PARTNER and the one who supplies most of the bones here. It’s no wonder you like him so much!

Your trolltag is amauroticAdventurer and you speak L0UD 4ND CL34R T0 4NN0Y TH0S3 Y0U D3SP1S3 4ND 3NSUR3 Y0UR FR13NDS D0N’T M1SS Y0UR 1MP0RT4NT M3SSAG3S.

What will you do?

[ninjamaster1991]

> examine SCALES.

[Voltra The Lively]

The scale contains two hopbeast skulls provided by your business partner. It’s a shame one of them was damaged so badly.

[ninjamaster1991]

> Examine Strife Specibus
> Examine Fetch Modus

[Lieutenant Fish]

>CHEW A HOLE IN THE FLOOR, YOU MUST UNEARTH MORE GNArLY BONES!!!!!!!

[Voltra The Lively]

You have nothing allocated to your strife spectus, but you have a lovely QUEUE MODUS.




Why? You have someone to collect bones for you and you’ve done plenty of digging in the past. And why chewing? You aren’t hungry.

[Grug]

> This is dull. AT please.

[Lieutenant Fish]

>Allocate Skull to Strifer Deckmax thing

[ninjamaster1991]

> Be SRIKOS ZAHHAK.

[Voltra The Lively]

Are you CR4ZY? She would rather DIE than damage one of her precious skulls!



It’s okay honey, no one’s going to hurt you…



But you were just her a minute ago!

[Voltra The Lively]

Very well, but no need to be rude.



Your name is ERVINN AMPORA.

You don’t mean to brag, but you feel like THE ONLY INTELLIGENT TROLL ON ALTERNIA. All the other trolls are caught up in GAMES and FILLING QUADRANTS and WASTING TIME. You on the other hand care for the finer parts of troll culture, namely FOLKLORE OF THE NOT TOO DISTANT PAST. Such times were more tolerable and so much SMARTER.

You attempt to recreate the images brought up in these stories by your STANDARD OF LIVING. Your hive is practically a CASTLE near the sea and the interior is slowly shaping up to be the same. When you are not SIFTING THROUGH THE GARBA, er, LOOKING FOR MORE ACCESSORIES FOR YOUR HOME, you partake in recreating the battles told with your lovely SWORDKIND and trusty LUSUS.

Your trolltag is ampleTemplar and you sPEAK IN A WAY THAT IS INTIMIDATIN, bUT NOT TO THE POINT OF BEIN OVVERWWELMIN,

What will you do?

((That's enough posts for tonight. See you tomorrow.))

[Grug]

> I suppose we should open ye chest of drawers.

[Dalmationer]

>Leap through the window with reckless abandon.

[ninjamaster1991]

> Capchalogue cabinet