[Complaints Thread] or The Bitch About Homestuck Thread

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In this world, nothing is perfect. It has long since been proven that there is no work that could possibly please everyone has to have a gripe with something.
Obviously, a loose and on-going story such as Homestuck has such gripes.
This thread is for them.
From your little tiny issues to larger and larger, up to the girth of Vriska or Feferi, there is no complaint that you can not vent (under reasonable limits that follow the rules)

Do you hate what Gamzee has done to your Juggallo culture?
Do you feel that Vriska should have had four iris' on each eye?
Are you just sick and tired of all of these kids getting in your troll romance?

Then please, sit down, and tell us, but don't be surprised if someone pops up with a differing opinion (but please try to realize that some people will not change their minds, don't go on and on for pages arguing, that solves nothing and if it gets heated to the point of attack it could lead to infractions).

So, be cool with your complaints.
Or. You know. Whatever.
You know the rules. I'm not your mom.

[Conspicuous]

Hmm, could you add (Complaints Thread) to the title?
That would probably make it easier for people to find the new thread.

(Complaining about the complaints thread amuses me)

[Glitchunter]

Meenah was introduced too late. It should have been her, not John, in the first panel, and she should have been the biggest character.

[ArmsAreLoud]

John is fucking boring and not deserving of the title of main character. If it was just the other three kids very little would be lost in terms of entertainment value.

[Conspicuous]

There's not nearly enough panels featuring Jade DIVE KICKING people in the face.
I mean, DIVE KICK is the only fucking reason I read this comic in the first place.

Am I doing this right?

[ArmsAreLoud]

There's not nearly enough panels featuring Jade DIVE KICKING people in the face.
I mean, DIVE KICK is the only fucking reason I read this comic in the first place.

Am I doing this right?

It has been scientifically proven that the number of DIVE KICKS in a work increases the entertainment value of a work exponentially.

I think we're only at, what, one dive kick performed by Jade? I guess you can KINDA count the one Dave performed on his Bro's sword but I'm not quite so sure.

[La Diable]

One tiny little nitpick: Gamzee's ancestor. I believe we've seen him called the Subjugglator and the Grand Highblood. Neither of those have eight letters.

[Conspicuous]

It has been scientifically proven that the number of DIVE KICKS in a work increases the entertainment value of a work exponentially.

I think we're only at, what, one dive kick performed by Jade? I guess you can KINDA count the one Dave performed on his Bro's sword but I'm not quite so sure.

I think Terezi kicked an Underling once.
But we didn't see the DIVE, so it doesn't count.

[Aerok12]

i have a complaint about the complaints thread

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First Thread

In this world, nothing is perfect. It has long since been proven that there is no work that could possibly please everyone. Everything has someone with gripes over it.
Obviously, a loose and on-going story such as Homestuck gets such gripes.
This thread is for them.
From your little tiny issues to larger and larger, up to the girth of Vriska or Feferi, there is no complaint that you cannot vent (under reasonable limits that follow the rules)

Do you hate what Gamzee has done to your Juggalo culture?
Do you feel that Vriska should have had four irises on each eye?
Are you just sick and tired of all of these kids getting in your troll romance?

Then please, sit down, and tell us, but don't be surprised if someone pops up with a differing opinion (but please try to realize that some people will not change their minds, don't go on and on for pages arguing; that solves nothing, and if it gets heated to the point of attack it could lead to infractions).

sorry i am a bit of a grammar nazi u_u

[Daniel990]

But the plural of iris is irides.

[Aerok12]

But the plural of iris is irides.

this is a fact that i did not know! thank you for correcting me

[Kaleb702]

One tiny little nitpick: Gamzee's ancestor. I believe we've seen him called the Subjugglator and the Grand Highblood. Neither of those have eight letters.

That's obviously on purpose. Andrew adheres to his patterns unless it would be better to not. He doesn't just forget.

He is obviously the exception to the 8-letter rule because of his capricious nature. He is the unexpected; the wild card. Why would he adhere to patterns when it is in his nature to not do so?

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If you're going to be a Nazi about grammar, please do it correctly. You could at least use proper capitalization when not doing corrections.

[Aerok12]

You could at least use proper capitalization when not doing corrections.

it's STYLIZATION GOD

[GoggleChild]

Character Select Screens should involve some selections. If there aren't any done yet, just do a normal transition!

Also, here's what Hussie must think of this place:

(Not my best work.)

[Kaleb702]

Character Select Screens should involve some selections. If there aren't any done yet, just do a normal transition!

But then we don't know a character select is going to happen and everyone who was hoping we'd transition to another character gets upset.

Unless it goes "[CHARACTER SELECT WILL APPEAR SOON]", but that's ugly. The current page has the same purpose as that would, but less ugly.

[Swordie]

Still no Midnight Crew shirts for purchase.

[Kaleb702]

Still no Midnight Crew shirts for purchase.

... hmmph.

I'm split on whether those would be awesome or dumb.

On one hand, MIDNIGHT CREW.
On the other hand, it's just card symbols in their atypical colors, and they probably already exist. (Just not MC branded or anything, of course)

[Billiards Slick]

... hmmph.

I'm split on whether those would be awesome or dumb.

On one hand, MIDNIGHT CREW.
On the other hand, it's just card symbols in their atypical colors, and they probably already exist. (Just not MC branded or anything, of course)

This guy has a very cool design for MC-themed shirts.
Something like that would be really cool.

[Crispiness]

I would prefer shirts with just the card symbols on top, maybe colored the same as the quadrants would be. Subtlety is best with t-shirts.

[kaoticAntagonist]

Put a weapon from the crew on the back.

or an instrument.

actually put all the symbols on the front and the instrument ensemble on the back without the crew, like on the album (-crew).

just an abandoned set of instruments.

[Solaris]

I assumed it was okay to quote the OP from this thread as OP to the other thread like people usually do but then it struck me mid-click that it might not be so if it's not I can change it.

You don't have to use the quotebox, you can just take the words as yours and change them however you want, I don't care and if anyone really does all they'd have to do is look at the previous thread where they would see that i made it.

Am I not allowed?

I don't like you enough.

[kaoticAntagonist]

I don't like you enough.

What about me?

Do you like me? _{I crave approval.}

[Nephirin]

... hmmph.

I'm split on whether those would be awesome or dumb.

On one hand, MIDNIGHT CREW.
On the other hand, it's just card symbols in their atypical colors, and they probably already exist. (Just not MC branded or anything, of course)

Screw shirts, we clearly need Midnight Crew *suits.*

[Solaris]

What about me?

Do you like me? _{I crave approval.}

Now if I went around handing out my opinions and approval or unapproval of everyone wily nilly then you would all just parrot my opinions and they wouldn't be worth a dime.
I WILL SAY NOTHING ELSE.

[kaoticAntagonist]

Now if I went around handing out my opinions and approval or unapproval of everyone wily nilly then you would all just parrot my opinions and they wouldn't be worth a dime.
I WILL SAY NOTHING ELSE.

okay then.

I wish to complain about Solaris and his "standards".

This is connected to homestuck because it is on its forums.

totally counts.