>CHECK IF YOU ARE ACTUALLY WEARING PANTS.
We may never know the answer to THAT QUESTION!
>PEEL OFF WALLPAPER.
You can try as much as you want YOUNG MAN, but with SUCH AN ABYSMAL GUTS STAT you won't be able to PEEL ANYTHING in the NEAR FUTURE!
>OPEN SNOOP DOGG CARDS.
Oh GOD DAMN IT! It seems as though the DOGG FATHER has PLAYED YOU ONCE AGAIN! This is the FIFTH FUCKING TIME you have gotten a PACKAGE FULL OF THIS SPECIFIC CARD!
Might as well eat the GUM THAT CAME WITH THE CARDS, it is always STRANGELY RELAXING for SOME REASON YOU CAN'T WRAP YOUR HEAD AROUND, also it is PINEAPPLE FLAVOUR! THE PINEAPPLE FLAVOUR is SO FUCKING ADDICTIVE, you can NEVER HAVE ENOUGH!