Areacaught - Another SBURBan Adventure

[HexMix]

> duckbuttAeronaut

[Lieutenant Fish]

>contact the tree dweller lowblood

[owleh]

> Contact self

> Contact SK

> duckbuttAeronaut

>contact the tree dweller lowblood

>Contact self
You're not that lonely. You've done it once or twice and it was not pretty.

> Contact the tree dweller lowblood / >duckbuttAeronaut
She's more middle-class than lowblood, but why not?

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DA: so! what do you want!
RL: look.
RL: ill make th-i-th quick.
RL: play TH-LAND with me?
DA: huh!
DA: oh! sorry! but no!
DA: too busy right now!
DA: ask someone else please!
RL: okay.
DA: see ya!

Birdbrain. You're not much of a fan of her. You know someone who is though.
> Contact SK
Oh great.

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RL: what.
SK: Your BRITISH?!
SK: *Youre sorry
RL: what i-th briti-th-h again. we have a troll britain but that-th it.
RL: you know what youre usually mental
RL: th-o fuck off
SK: Geez you cant take a joke!
SK: Anyway. Have you been reading harry potter again?
RL: uh.
RL: no.
RL: fine ju-th-t a few.
SK: How many?
RL: eight.
SK: How? Theres only seven.
RL: count again. there-th the th-pinoff book-th.
RL: yeah.
SK: Geez your almost much of a potterhead as gale!
SK: Crap *youre.
RL: th-orry prince-th-e-th i cant talk like human-th then
RL: okay
SK: Well humans from my part of the world dont use those words.
SK: If i were from britain i would.
SK: Also you have a britain?
RL: ye-th.
RL: ive never been there though.
SK: Okay?
SK: Whatever. I need to go. Ill play your server alright?
RL: th-ure.
RL: al-tho, th-end zach a mean me-th-age for me.
SK: IM NOT AN OWL >8(
RL: holy th-it.
RL: i think i love you.
RL: in a platonic way.
RL: but not like moirail-th.
RL: no okay bye.

And you disconnect like the weenie you are. You... You...
You're a cheeky little blighter. The human version of 'In which four young trolls find a fictional world in their closet' was a movie Gale sent you along with the book. Whatever that means on Earth, it's not good.
> So. What now?

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I'm sorry. the words 'sod off' just wormed their way in. Normally, Cartai doesn't use British slang to this degree. Heck, he only lets it slip out once or twice.

[Trish]

Eeeeeeew. Scribbleboards? Is that where you, like, write on a whiteboard and then toss it straight through the window so it hits your friend in the head? That's so gross. Bet you're the one who came up with such a bad and destructive system. You're the worst excuse for a psychic I've ever had the misfortune of knowing.

That said, > Contact whichever one you dislike the least!

[Lieutenant Fish]

>Draw a Rude Duck Party

[owleh]

Eeeeeeew. Scribbleboards? Is that where you, like, write on a whiteboard and then toss it straight through the window so it hits your friend in the head? That's so gross. Bet you're the one who came up with such a bad and destructive system. You're the worst excuse for a psychic I've ever had the misfortune of knowing.

That said, > Contact whichever one you dislike the least!

You're a psionic, not a psychic. Though you're not sure what the difference is, there IS one! Probably. If not, you've just made yourself look and sound like an idiot.
But wait.
You can do that with scribbleboards?!
Screw whoever you hate the least, you're going to hit the person you hate the most in the head with a nonexistent whiteboard!
Also, you didn't make it. You suck at coding so much your own computer explodes and everyone laughs. It hurts.
Oh well. You contact the one you hate the most and hope a whiteboard comes crashing through his window soon.

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RL: th-od off.
RL: anyway.
RL: i have the th-trange-th-t urge to do th-omething.
RL: but fir-th-t.
RL: what the heck i-th a duck.
EI: Its a thing.
EI: It also goes quack.
RL: oh.
RL: a quackbea-th-t.
RL: im dumb.
EI: That you are cartai!
EI: Im glad you noticed.

>Draw a Rude Duck Party

Oh yes.
Hell fucking yes.
You end up drawing quackbeasts all over your board.

You're much better at drawing than he is.

[HexMix]

> Story: turn into a duck adventure

[ThunderJolt]

> Do you have SLand installed already? If not, you might want to install that if you're going to be playing it soon

If already installed: continue duck conversation with EI

[owleh]

> Story: turn into a duck adventure

What.

This conversation, save for SK's input, should sum up what this story would become.
Actually, all of this would be the rest of the story.
Poorly drawn ducks. Drawn by eight teens who are probably high.
It would be dumber than if you had decided to introduce them all at the same time. Let's review what would happen if they had been.

You don't understand. They all haven't been introduced, and neither have their Pester/Trollian handles. Do you want them to all be introduced at once instead? That would be hell in a forum. There would be colors everywhere and someone would end up dying in the first minute. Sloppy makeouts of the love and hate variety, explosions, and a possible optic blast or two would take place. Oceans would rise. Cities would fall. Some poor soul would cry at the sheer stupidity of all eight kids at the same time. The adventure would end, right then and there because of their stupidity.
Granted, it would be awesome. But everything will happen in due time.

Multiply that by the value of ducks and you have the remainder of this story if it were to become a duck adventure.

> Do you have SLand installed already? If not, you might want to install that if you're going to be playing it soon

If already installed: continue duck conversation with EI

Yeah, you're good to go.
You installed it a bit ago.
And you are not talking about ducks anymore. The board has been reduced to a mess of lime, orange, and yellow.
It's horrible.

[ThunderJolt]

> Cartai: proceed to have conversation with Aira (which we've already seen - or did this conversation happen earlier than this?)
or
> Cartai: have conversation with Zach

> Events: get closer to timeline sender incident, but before they do, have us suddenly be Myra instead with last name already introduced!

[owleh]

> Cartai: proceed to have conversation with Aira (which we've already seen - or did this conversation happen earlier than this?)
or
> Cartai: have conversation with Zach

> Events: get closer to timeline sender incident, but before they do, have us suddenly be Myra instead with last name already introduced!

Well. Why not?
You two proceed to have a conversation which has been said already, and you disconnect.
Screw the sun, your blinds are closed. You tend to do to that to Aira.

> Have conversation with Zach

Sure.

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recluseLibrarian began Pester/Trolling eightbitInsanity at SOME POINT IN TIME
EI: So?
EI: Is this going to be one of those memos where we instaregret it and delete it?
EI: Or where we let everyone else ridicule our stupidity?
RL: you can pick th-i-th time.
RL: myra-th weird huh.
EI: You can say that again.
EI: So. What did you really contact me for?
RL: i.
RL: uh.
EI: Spit it out. Is it going to be one of those long walls of yellow text again?
RL: i.
RL: maybe.
EI: So. Im all ears cartai.
RL: fuck.
RL: here goe-th dont laugh.
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EI: Holy fuck that was long.
EI: But sure yeah why not.
EI: But its not like well ever see each other.
eightbitInsanity has quit Pester/Trolling recluseLibrarian at A POINT IN TIME

Well, you handle situations well.
So well, you end up deleting the situation in question.

>Events: get closer to timeline sender incident, but before they do, have us suddenly be Myra instead with last name already introduced!

Okay....
That's weird, the sun would make your curtains a lighter shade by now.
You walk over and open the curtains because why the fuck not.
So you're not going blind... Weird...
That thing's not the sun. The thing in the sky can't be the sun.
... What is it?

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That is a really bad drawing. Note: That would be the view from Cartai's window.

[ThunderJolt]

> Object: Be flaming frisbee of death
or
> Be the moon instead of the sun
or
> OHSHITIT'SAFUCKINGMETEOR

[owleh]

> Object: Be flaming frisbee of death
or
> Be the moon instead of the sun
or
> OHSHITIT'SAFUCKINGMETEOR

> Be the moon instead of the sun
...

It can't be, there's two moons!
Or two and a half. You aren't sure if moons that are actually moons of moons count.
Plus neither of them seem to be on fire.

> Be flaming Frisbee of death

Something breaks off the flying object and hits the hive next to yours. That's no frisbee.
Whatever those are.

> OHSHITIT'SAFUCKINGMETEOR

Oh shit, it's a fucking meteor!
What the fuck are you supposed to do?!
How do these things even happen?!

> Enter a command!

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Clearly I didn't make that picture of Alternia. Andrew Hussie drew it. Just saying.

[ThunderJolt]

> Cartai: Well shit, this isn't good, you'd better hurry and contact your server player, and quickly set things up so you can enter soon

[owleh]

> Cartai: Well shit, this isn't good, you'd better hurry and contact your server player, and quickly set things up so you can enter soon

You're about to do that.
But what? She's already talking.

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spontaneousKaleidoscope has begun Pester/Trolling recluseLibrarian at SOME POINT IN TIME
SK: carta!
SK: th!s !snt SK by the way
SK: !ts someone else
SK: just go to the h!ve next to yours
SK: goooooooooo
SK: SK !s s/eep!ng
SK: go now!
RL: who the fuck are you.
RL: what the fuck did you do to myra?!
SK: no t!me to exp/a!n!!!!!!
SK: go carta! go!!!!!
SK: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RL: th-tit what did you do to her?!
SK: tee hee!
SK: just go and trust me!
SK: !m a fr!end!!!!
recluseLibrarian has been disconnected.
SK: carta!
SK: d!d you drop your husktop aga!n

> Events: get closer to timeline sender incident, but before they do, have us suddenly be Myra instead with last name already introduced!

You are now Myra, who is currently doing some serious shit. And who's last name I don't feel like telling you because it's A STUPID SOUNDING ONE.
Actually, she's sleeping. And stuff.
And watching your friends sleep. In a totally not creepy way, you're just waiting for them to wake up! You were actually about to check up on someone just now!
So, what the heck do you want to do?

[Trish]

> You want to dance, and thereby torture others.

...Why are all of my requests for this adventure so mean-spirited? :`)

[ThunderJolt]

> Yes, dance! Or maybe check and see if your friend is awake first, then dance with him/her!
> Then climb building like Spiderman

[Lieutenant Fish]

>Dream up some extra leg's

[Xaber]

> Take arms out of tower.

[owleh]

> You want to dance, and thereby torture others.

...Why are all of my requests for this adventure so mean-spirited? :`)

> Yes, dance! Or maybe check and see if your friend is awake first, then dance with him/her!
> Then climb building like Spiderman

WARNING: REALLY SHITTY SCRIBBLE MODE HAS BEEN ACTIVATED

Dance...?
Hell yes.
You are about to go in there when...
HEY GET OUT OF THE WAY!

Somebody drop-kicks you. Ouch.
The good thing is both of you land in your friend's room!

> Check to see if your friend is awake

... Oh no!!!!
He's having a bad nightmare... Again...
You should do something to help!
You're about to do a good old fashioned Sleeping Beauty kiss to wake the somewhat fair, not a maiden when your other friend pulls his blanket off and...
Kicks him in the balls????
What???

holy fucking th-hit!!!!!!
Ha. YOU HAD IT COMING CARTAI AND YOU KNOW IT!!!!!!!!!
Guys!!!!!!
i will fucking kill you!

...
Oh.
Uh.
You don't know if trolls have different meanings to the word 'kill', but this is not what you had in mind.
At all.
But you do the totally normal thing.
HATE COCKBLOCK!!!!!
myra.
HOLY SHIT MYRA THE FUCK WE CANT EVEN DO THIS WHILE WERE ASLEEP WITHOUT YOU BUTTING IN?!
no we cant becau-th-e th-i-th i-th myra.
MOTHERFUCK. OKAY. WHYD YOU DO THAT ANYWAY?
... no rea-th-on.

Anyway.

DANCE PARTY?

>Initiate Dance party
Hey can we dance-
nope.
Killjoy.

> Climb building like spiderman
Oh yeah can we climb your dream tower like spiderman?

no. why the fuck do you want to do that.

Killjoy X2!!!!!

> Take arms out of tower.

What?
That doesn't make sense. Why would your arms be in the tower?

>Dream up some extra leg's

Hey do you think i could make myself have extra legs-

dont even try myra.

Aw.

Killjoy.

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I don't mind if they're mean spirited! In all honesty it makes it funnier.
And darn Cartai is getting expressive isn't he?

[Trish]

Everybody knows that the best humor is slapstick! Someone bring in a camera so we can film these Three Stooges live. I don't know which one's which, but I can tell you that Cartai is Curly and Myra is Moe so that means the other guy is the other one...but only because I say so.

> Be the idiot with orange hair.

We knew this moment would come sooner or later. Whaddaya know, this guy's more of an idiot than we ever imagined. He's dumber than anyone thought possible. He's so dumb he's not just one of the Three Stooges; he's...like........a full two Stooges all in one. You might as well call him...Abbott Costello.

[ThunderJolt]

> Dream Zach: Slap some sense into Cartai, you don't have time to deal with his bullshit right now!

> Dream Cartai: Gah you have to deal with this loser now wait CRAP THERE'S A FREAKING METEOR COMING TOWARD YOUR HOUSE AND YOU FELL ASLEEP AHHHH

Also, fight between Zach and Cartai: become a slapfight

> Dream Myra: Try to recall what happened to make you fall asleep, and consider whether or not bad shit is gonna happen back at home if you don't wake up soon - if not, then everything should be okay, and you should totally throw your dance party anyway and ignore Mr. Jerkface Cartai over there. Play some awesome music at HIGH VOLUME

> Be the idiot with orange hair.

We knew this moment would come sooner or later. Whaddaya know, this guy's more of an idiot than we ever imagined. He's dumber than anyone thought possible. He's so dumb he's not just one of the Three Stooges; he's...like........a full two Stooges all in one. You might as well call him...Abbott Costello.

Oh yeah, then this of course!

[Lieutenant Fish]

>Stop posting on those forums it's like midnight it's way past your bedtime get some sleep dad shut up I'm just trying to post maybe if you didn't use your phone like a normal person it'd be this is the new thing dad speech to text dad come on Myra dream on anyway. Don't let anyone hold you back, you hear?

[owleh]

Everybody knows that the best humor is slapstick! Someone bring in a camera so we can film these Three Stooges live. I don't know which one's which, but I can tell you that Cartai is Curly and Myra is Moe so that means the other guy is the other one...but only because I say so.

> Be the idiot with orange hair.

We knew this moment would come sooner or later. Whaddaya know, this guy's more of an idiot than we ever imagined. He's dumber than anyone thought possible. He's so dumb he's not just one of the Three Stooges; he's...like........a full two Stooges all in one. You might as well call him...Abbott Costello.

> Dream Zach: Slap some sense into Cartai, you don't have time to deal with his bullshit right now!

> Dream Cartai: Gah you have to deal with this loser now wait CRAP THERE'S A FREAKING METEOR COMING TOWARD YOUR HOUSE AND YOU FELL ASLEEP AHHHH

Also, fight between Zach and Cartai: become a slapfight

> Dream Myra: Try to recall what happened to make you fall asleep, and consider whether or not bad shit is gonna happen back at home if you don't wake up soon - if not, then everything should be okay, and you should totally throw your dance party anyway and ignore Mr. Jerkface Cartai over there. Play some awesome music at HIGH VOLUME



Oh yeah, then this of course!

>Stop posting on those forums it's like midnight it's way past your bedtime get some sleep dad shut up I'm just trying to post maybe if you didn't use your phone like a normal person it'd be this is the new thing dad speech to text dad come on Myra dream on anyway. Don't let anyone hold you back, you hear?

> Be Zach:

Later. He's still insanely offended.

> Dream Zach: Slap some sense into Cartai, you don't have time to deal with his bullshit right now!

CALM THE FUCK DOWN YOU- YOU- I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE WITH YOU!
fuck!

> Dream Cartai: Gah you have to deal with this loser now wait CRAP THERE'S A FREAKING METEOR COMING TOWARD YOUR HOUSE AND YOU FELL ASLEEP AHHHH

... Wait, what? You freak out.
holy fucking th-hit zach th-od off i oh my god!
HOLY SHIT. WHAT?
im about to die and myra wa-th-nt there and- myra!
Cartai?
fuck i thought you died on me.
Shhh.... Im here i guess. Shoosh.

> Fight between Zach and Cartai: become a slapfight

woah zach you did not ju-th-t th-lap me.
I WILL MAKE SURE YOU WONT DO THAT THING AGAIN AFTER THIS!
Guys!
oh fuck it i-th on!

>Dream Myra: Try to recall what happened to make you fall asleep, and consider whether or not bad shit is gonna happen back at home if you don't wake up soon - if not, then everything should be okay, and you should totally throw your dance party anyway and ignore Mr. Jerkface Cartai over there. Play some awesome music at HIGH VOLUME

What do you mean?
You've been awake for a while now, you usually check to see if anything's wrong before you go to sleep. Everything back home is good.
And sure, why not?

YESSSSSSSSSS.

>Stop posting on those forums it's like midnight it's way past your bedtime get some sleep dad shut up I'm just trying to post maybe if you didn't use your phone like a normal person it'd be this is the new thing dad speech to text dad come on Myra dream on anyway. Don't let anyone hold you back, you hear?

You have the best idea for a song too! Zach and Cartai seem to know it well!

HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE.
Ugh. For the love of everything, Gummy fix the wall now.
HOLD THE PHONE. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO IT WAS 11:00 WHEN I POSTED THAT.

Gummy. Fix the fucking wall.
Fuck, fine! At least I'm not breaking the wall Hussie-style!

Yeah, you are. Stop being Hussie.
Nobody asked for your opinions!!!!

You just had the bestest dance party ever!!!!
That was STUPID.
indeed it wa-th.

> ????: Videotape these Three Stooges live.

He can't because he's asleep!
Duh.

[ThunderJolt]

> Dream Cartai: Wonder why your dream self doesn't have awesome shades

> Dream Myra: Let's see some of your sweet dance moves!

> Whoever was asleep in last panel: Be non-dream self