The Beginning Of Something Excellent

[Magnum]

It's here. It's finally arrived. The game of the year...month...week? Okay, it's a game, and you've been waiting for it, let's leave it at that.

But now, you wait no longer! It is here!

The Beginning Of Something Excellent!

Supposedly, this game has everything. It can do anything you want and support any type of play. If you ask me, that's probably just hype from fan boys before the release. But it's still gonna be great!

You open the dented package to find your game box.



That's really odd. The box is completely black. It's supposed to have a picture of the main characters and stuff going on, along with the title. The back should talk about what you do in the game, and the like, but that's black, too!

Maybe it's a misprinted box? Oh well.

You open the box to find that all it contains inside is a CD. No players guide or anything. Not even a cheap coupon! This is really bizarre.

But you continue anyway. Time to install the game.

After a bit of confusing jibber jabber computer talk from the installation process, you manage to load the start screen!



...

Really? That's the start screen? THAT? This black screen with lime green fixedsys font?

All it says is start! There's no options or anything! This is a load of crap.

Well...maybe you should press start anyway?

[Kíeros]

> No. Go back to where you got it and demand a refund.

[Magnum]

Yeah...About that...You ordered this online. That's why it came in a brown package.

Looking back at the package, in fact, makes you a little more worried as it only has your address, and not the sender's.

This is turning out to be less than excellent...

[wolftamer9]

> doitdoitstartdoitstart

[Kíeros]

> No receipt? It's your own fault. Suffer it up and play the game.

[Magnum]

Okay...this is bull. What are you supposed to do with a blank entry screen? You need options! OPTIONS!

What are you supposed to type in here? A Character Name? A Class?

THIS.

BLOWS.

[wolftamer9]

> Options

[McBatman]

>Delete Reality.exe

[Bigro]

>play a game of thermo-nuclear war chess

[Kíeros]

> Type in 'Calculate 1/0'.

[Magnum]

You type in "Options"

You start to read some of it, and it seems okay...but then it goes on...

[wolftamer9]

> Raise the graphics and sound to maximum. Put your name in Ownership and Host, Add your name and the names of your two imaginary friends to the list of Players just to see if this is one of those games.

[Kíeros]

> Scroll past the first section; change graphics, resolution, and geometry in the second section to high; skip the third section; change the color to something more pleasing like ffffff, and the font to something like Arial or Georgia; and stop after that point.

[hero122]

Alright:
Ownership: Darnell Cross
Host: Your best bro in the world, Joshua Hull
Players: 6 players, Owner, Host, Anna Hopkins, Laurince Quell, Julia Termos, and Jackson Gallel
All graphics options, High.
Color, #DAA520
Type: Standard RPG setup
Oh, and Upgrade the HELL out of this game.

[Ouroboros]

> YB? Yottabytes? What kind of system are you using that has several billion Yottabytes of storage?

> Go back to the prompt, type out an apology for being ungrateful, then type "help"

[Master-Commander]

Communicate with the OPTIONS.
Learn their secrets.
Win the game.

[Bigro]

>Change the colour to something more pink. Because you are a girl and the people behind this fourth wall need something stereotypical to signify this!

[Morphimus]

> Try to set all those weird names to sated. They look ominous and you don't want to mess with them.
also
> Set font to Comic sans.

[Kíeros]

> Set font to Comic sans.

> Remind yourself to check your medicine for even thinking of this.