It's here. It's finally arrived. The game of the year...month...week? Okay, it's a game, and you've been waiting for it, let's leave it at that.
But now, you wait no longer! It is here!
The Beginning Of Something Excellent!
Supposedly, this game has everything. It can do anything you want and support any type of play. If you ask me, that's probably just hype from fan boys before the release. But it's still gonna be great!
You open the dented package to find your game box.
That's really odd. The box is completely black. It's supposed to have a picture of the main characters and stuff going on, along with the title. The back should talk about what you do in the game, and the like, but that's black, too!
Maybe it's a misprinted box? Oh well.
You open the box to find that all it contains inside is a CD. No players guide or anything. Not even a cheap coupon! This is really bizarre.
But you continue anyway. Time to install the game.
After a bit of confusing jibber jabber computer talk from the installation process, you manage to load the start screen!
Really? That's the start screen? THAT? This black screen with lime green fixedsys font?
All it says is start! There's no options or anything! This is a load of crap.
Well...maybe you should press start anyway?