Your chumhandle is acuteClaymore and you -|==> love blades.
Fuck options. Start new game.
>Then Konami code
>THEN new game
>Use the Konami Code.
This is not a universe in which Konami nor its famous trademark code exists. It is a universe in which Konami does the complete opposite of exist; the gametes of thought that provided its conception never crossed each other's paths, nor do the people that possessed those gametes in our world exist. Konami is not even a pondered concept to the universe of which this game is based in and oriented in.
That underline should also help emphasize how much Nadir Industries is fucking not Konami.
>Open console, enter sv_cheats 1 and explodestartmenu();
This system does not support consoles, nor does it have built-in cheat codes or the firepower to explode its own start menu. Cool it, okay? Everyone can manipulate the game to their heart's content once the password system gets unlocked, and that won't be until four or so gameplay hours have been completed. Just sit back and enjoy the purely unadulterated gameplay for now.
Now we're getting somewhere. Kinda. Sorta.
Who am I kidding, the game hasn't even started yet. Just input your changes, if any, and let's get on with it.
(Note that any changes made now can be changed later by pausing the game and going to the options menu.)
awwww yeah words and easily made screens
this adventure screams effort already!!!
Turn on SUBTITLES and BATTLE EFFECTS
Turn Blood up to Holy Shit!
>set Blood to Holy Shit.
>Disregard credits, acquire new game.
This Space for rent.
>Change blood level to "holy shit".
Blood level has been changed to Holy Shit, you dirty sanguinophile.
>Acquire a sound system and plug it in.
Fun fact; weird alien games hate earthling speakers.
No, seriously. I've tried plugging in stereos, downloading new sound systems, and even trying a new sound card, and they all just won't compute. I'll work on it while the game's going on, but ya'll are just going to have to deal for now.
No. I haven't translated those yet.
What, did you think this game from and set in another universe just ~*~*~magically~*~*~ came in English? They don't have an England, that'd be stupid.
>Start new game.
The name is synonymous with paradise, and many come from far and wide to rest for even a fleeting moment within the quiet and hallowed abodes of Iztklimint. Others come for the flora and fauna, of which there is not much of anywhere else. And the townsfolk, though always busy, are friendly as can be.
It is an insidious appearance, however, for within the confines of the city lies the contures of a mystery whose answer is best left undiscovered.
What the mystery is of is unknown as of right now because the criteria for intrigue has not yet been met, but your characters' objectives will soon be wholesome, and you, the player, will experience an adventure like no one has experienced it before. You just have to have patience.
For now, let's meet your first character. She seems quite bored. Why don't you suggest for her something to do?
JESUS CHRIST A FURRY MAN THE HARPOONS
p.s. you can ask the provider questions if you have them jsyk
or you can just ask me, technically we're one and the same.
p.s.s. i mirrored this for no reason whatsoever