Rune

[Menek]

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pick one, brah:
[>:START NEW GAME]
[>:OPTIONS]

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i appear to have just started an adventure while i'm on vacation and based it off of a dream i had that was chock full of furries and scared the fuck outta me. this is totally not a bad idea in the slightest!!

p.s. no runescape jokes that game sucks

FANFART:

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(by this cobknocker)

[Qwilderwibben]

>Options

[Avisdaxel]

Naturally, may as well take a look at the options.

[pygmyLioness]

Fuck options. Start new game.

[The Titanium]

↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → A B select start

alternatively open console and enter sv_cheats 1 and explodestartmenu();

[Wessolf27]

>Let's start a new game.

[Kíeros]

> Options.

[Mithanu]

Options.

[Tren]

>Options. Then Konami code.

[Master-Commander]

>Options
>Then Konami code
>THEN new game

[superexpomarker]

>New game. Who needs options?

[OrangeAipom]

What's the logo supposed to be?

[PersonPerson]

Optionsss

[Menek]

What's the logo supposed to be?

symbolic

[Menek]

>Use the Konami Code.



This is not a universe in which Konami nor its famous trademark code exists. It is a universe in which Konami does the complete opposite of exist; the gametes of thought that provided its conception never crossed each other's paths, nor do the people that possessed those gametes in our world exist. Konami is not even a pondered concept to the universe of which this game is based in and oriented in.

That underline should also help emphasize how much Nadir Industries is fucking not Konami.


>Open console, enter sv_cheats 1 and explodestartmenu();



This system does not support consoles, nor does it have built-in cheat codes or the firepower to explode its own start menu. Cool it, okay? Everyone can manipulate the game to their heart's content once the password system gets unlocked, and that won't be until four or so gameplay hours have been completed. Just sit back and enjoy the purely unadulterated gameplay for now.


>Options.



Now we're getting somewhere. Kinda. Sorta.

Who am I kidding, the game hasn't even started yet. Just input your changes, if any, and let's get on with it.

(Note that any changes made now can be changed later by pausing the game and going to the options menu.)

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awwww yeah words and easily made screens
this adventure screams effort already!!!

[Whimbrel]

Turn on SUBTITLES and BATTLE EFFECTS

Turn Blood up to Holy Shit!

[Menek]

Turn on SUBTITLES and BATTLE EFFECTS

Turn Blood up to Holy Shit!

(psst
those first two are already on
red = selected
sorry i didn't really specify when i posted)

[Magnum]

Play Credits. We need to see the credits first. That's just how we roll.

[Kíeros]

Turn Blood up to Holy Shit!

Make it more cathartic; do this.

[hero122]

Make it more cathartic; do this.

I agree with this post.

[OrangeAipom]

> Equip sound system.

> Word bleeps: Off

> Voice Acting: Sparingly

> Credits

[Wessolf27]

>Equip situationary sound system that only activates on cutscenes

[HighwayWizard]

>set Blood to Holy Shit.
>Disregard credits, acquire new game.

[Menek]

>Change blood level to "holy shit".



Blood level has been changed to Holy Shit, you dirty sanguinophile.




>Acquire a sound system and plug it in.



Fun fact; weird alien games hate earthling speakers.

No, seriously. I've tried plugging in stereos, downloading new sound systems, and even trying a new sound card, and they all just won't compute. I'll work on it while the game's going on, but ya'll are just going to have to deal for now.




>View credits.





No. I haven't translated those yet.

What, did you think this game from and set in another universe just ~*~*~magically~*~*~ came in English? They don't have an England, that'd be stupid.




>Start new game.



Finally.







Iztklimi.

The name is synonymous with paradise, and many come from far and wide to rest for even a fleeting moment within the quiet and hallowed abodes of Iztklimint. Others come for the flora and fauna, of which there is not much of anywhere else. And the townsfolk, though always busy, are friendly as can be.

It is an insidious appearance, however, for within the confines of the city lies the contures of a mystery whose answer is best left undiscovered.

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* Iztklimi, pronounced Izz-it-klei-mee, is a portmanteau of iztkin (where the Mojrn** reside) and aklimi (limitlessly beautiful), so it literally means "a limitlessly beautiful place that is fertile and bountiful enough for Mojrn to live in it."

* Adding an -nt ending to the end of a country or providence's name is a common practice within this society, and is used to identify the main city or town of that area. So Iztklimint means "the main town of Iztklimi." How a "town" has skyscrapers, I have no idea.

* "Mojrn", pronounced Mahj-urn, is a type of herbivoric creature often depicted as a symbol of fertility and good luck, as they only ever thrive in regions where resources are plentiful. They are very gentle and cow-like in behavior, and are often raised for the, uh, pods they grow off of ther back that are apparently really delicious. Fucking aliens, man.

What the mystery is of is unknown as of right now because the criteria for intrigue has not yet been met, but your characters' objectives will soon be wholesome, and you, the player, will experience an adventure like no one has experienced it before. You just have to have patience.

Provider's Notes

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Trust me, I have no idea how to translate this less obtusely without it losing meaning. If you didn't understand; this is saying that the game has no consistent plot between playthroughs. For example, Castlevania? It's the same plot, same maps, same item placement, and same characters regardless of how many times you play it. Same with every other game on the planet; some games let you take different paths, but you can always travel down the same path more than once. This game takes that sentiment, bashes its head against the wall repeatedly, and throws its lifeless body into a dumpster. I've played through it twice before; see that observatory in the middle there? It wasn't in the city at all the first time around, but way closer to the camera. Second time around it was where that triangle building is now. The only thing that was consistent between both playthroughs were the main characters.

I'm going to guess the game makes everything from a set of variables in its weird alien codes. I'm no hacker, though, so don't look at me.

For now, let's meet your first character. She seems quite bored. Why don't you suggest for her something to do?

Provider's Notes

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...Wow, okay, forget I said anything about consistent characters. She's new.

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JESUS CHRIST A FURRY MAN THE HARPOONS

p.s. you can ask the provider questions if you have them jsyk
or you can just ask me, technically we're one and the same.

p.s.s. i mirrored this for no reason whatsoever

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> Go play some video games.
> Look around her room/housing area/whatever the alien term for that is.
> Enjoy nature!
> Trip over sign with you name on it!
> Flap your vestigial arm-wings out the window and pretend you're flying.
> Observe your new room.
> Examine floppy bunny ears in hair.

[The One Guy]

> Go play some video games.

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Yes, go play some video games in a video game.