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[Doom Zero]

Talk about Homestuck and how you were all wrong

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[Yaridovich23]

I was hoping we could see how much of the older thread we could fill, but whatever. New thread smell and stuff.

[Kaleb702]

The lotus time capsule obviously contains either A: a fourth wall which will come simultaneously with Jake's meteor hitting allowing for Andrew to make an epic flash where Jake enters and John and Jade arrive, or B: something else trolling us until we get something that allows an epic flash where Jake enters and John and Jade arrive.

[aPawnAscending]

I was thinking of doing this but with the title of "Through the Looking Glass" but then rI said it was ok and they hit 110 once. Now I am unsure of everything. Rethinking my entire life as we speak.

Also, Aradia is in the time capsule. She somehow accidently got stuck in it during her eldritch horror terror abomination dream bubble shenanigans.

[Tirgo]

new thread smell etc whatever

[menaicalMechanic]

How do you guys think the weapons got there? Is there some way that the kids arrived before the beginning of time and put them there? Did they alchamatize new ones? If so Do you think the kids are gunna pop out of the flowerbud? Did the Condesce put the weapons there? Also, didn't Jade throw out Ahabs Crosshairs back in act 5, calling it a legendary piece o' shit?

Edit: also I think we're gunna see John and Jade soon if all the hobblecobbled references mean anything in the way of foreshadowing.

[shadowedAngel]

New pseudo thread!

*rolls around*

Also, the stuff inside the capsule are robo Drones.

[xqz]

The mystery continues!
WHAT'S IN THE TIME CAPSULE? With enough wild speculation, we're bound to get it right eventually!

-Bec Noir
-the Fourth Wall
-DRONEGORG
-Briska
-Bottle of questionable apple juice
-Ryan North
-Gamzee
-Gl'bgolyb
-Troll Howie Mandel
-the new friend GEROMY
-B2 FedoraFreak
-the Aspect Corset
-Clover
-The BOWEN STILSON DOGG

[aPawnAscending]

How do you guys think the weapons got there? Is there some way that the kids arrived before the beginning of time and put them there? Did they alchamatize new ones? If so Do you think the kids are gunna pop out of the flowerbud? Did the Condesce put the weapons there? Also, didn't Jade throw out Ahabs Crosshairs back in act 5, calling it a legendary piece o' shit?

Remember how juju have murky origins? Well all those items have the most murky origins of anything we've seen so far. We also seem to see multiples of them, though they are probably just mirages of causality.


OH HEY GUYS I FIGURED IT OUT! MSPAINT IS IN THE TIME CAPSULE! IT'S MSPAINT!

[wrinklefudger]

How do you guys think the weapons got there? Is there some way that the kids arrived before the beginning of time and put them there? Did they alchamatize new ones? If so Do you think the kids are gunna pop out of the flowerbud? Did the Condesce put the weapons there? Also, didn't Jade throw out Ahabs Crosshairs back in act 5, calling it a legendary piece o' shit?

Edit: also I think we're gunna see John and Jade soon if all the hobblecobbled references mean anything in the way of foreshadowing.

they probably put them there inside the B2 medium.

[Doom Zero]

How do you guys think the weapons got there? Is there some way that the kids arrived before the beginning of time and put them there? Did they alchamatize new ones? If so Do you think the kids are gunna pop out of the flowerbud? Did the Condesce put the weapons there? Also, didn't Jade throw out Ahabs Crosshairs back in act 5, calling it a legendary piece o' shit?

Well, how did Bec get into the old one?
Answer: He entered it before it was sent back in time.

Since we've already seen Davesprite had a royal deringer forged by hephaestus, Dave could send his deringer back in the lotus. The Quills of Echidna might be recieved from Echidna in gratitude for Jade fulfilling her side of the deal. The Crosshairs are currently sitting on Jade's planet, so that'll be easy to retrieve. Only the warhammer is unaccounted for, and considering it was in A2 as well, it could be a juju. Thenagain, so could the crosshairs.

So there's that. Most likely, they were all individual contributions that UU may have never even touched.

[Kaleb702]

you forgot the weapons.

The... weapons aren't... IN the capsule.
It already ejected them.

[aPawnAscending]

you forgot the weapons.

The weapons are in the lotus? AGAIN!?

[wrinklefudger]

i missed the update

[mas369]

mas is probably on the money with Gl'bgolyb

Nice to see my genius be recognized around here.

Remember how juju have murky origins? Well all those items have the most murky origins of anything we've seen so far. We also seem to see multiples of them, though they are probably just mirages of causality.

I'm pretty sure that most of those items have pretty clear origins, so they can't be jujus.

[Jolts]

I'm sorry to burst all of your bubbles guys, but the globe is probably just that. A globe. That's the plot twist, that nothing will actually be done with it.

[Doom Zero]

I'm pretty sure that most of those items have pretty clear origins, so they can't be jujus.

We know for certain that the Royal Deringer can be created by asking Hephaestus to repair the Caledfwlch.
The Warhammer of Zillyhoo and Ahab's Crosshairs both made appearances in A2, so they have potential to be jujus. Since Gamzee came in contact with the Warhammer, that makes it 1000% more likely to be a juju.
And the Quills of Echidna may be given by Echidna herself. That's all there is to it.

I'ma go to bed.

PS: If I were Jake, I'd be dying right now. The timer is so close, but he knows he won't be there when it opens. He probably won't ever really know, either. Jade could ignore that feel, because it was so far away for her, but Jake's within an hour of this something.

[aPawnAscending]

I'm pretty sure that most of those items have pretty clear origins, so they can't be jujus.

Well, the Quills came from Echidna, and the Derringer was forged by Hephaestus, but Ahab's Crosshairs is definitely peculiar and is a very good candidate for being juju. Also, fun fact. An iguana has the Crosshairs. This is likely to prove very important.

[mas369]

I'm sorry to burst all of your bubbles guys, but the globe is probably just that. A globe. That's the plot twist, that nothing will actually be done with it.

We already know that there is something important inside it, so that counts for something. Plus, it could be used as a great improvised weapon.

The Warhammer of Zillyhoo and Ahab's Crosshairs both made appearances in A2, so they have potential to be jujus. Since Gamzee came in contact with the Warhammer, that makes it 1000% more likely to be a juju.

The Warhammer of Zillyhoo was used in puch card alchemy to make the Pop-A-Matic Vrillyhoo Hammer, therefor implying that it can be copied, which isn't possible for a juju.

[aPawnAscending]

I'm sorry to burst all of your bubbles guys, but the globe is probably just that. A globe. That's the plot twist, that nothing will actually be done with it.

When has this ever happened in Homestuck, where something was not important at all in any way shape or form?

[Kaleb702]

When has this ever happened in Homestuck, where something was not important at all in any way shape or form?

Fedorafreak.

And that's only because he's actually uu.

[Omoly]

So, has it been hinted in the past whats in the capsle now? Because I honestly can't remember. (But I hope and it's Vriska and Tavros. I don't know how that would even work, but I can still hope. )

[Kaleb702]

So, has it been hinted in the past whats in the capsle now? Because I honestly can't remember. (But I hope and it's Vriska and Tavros. I don't know how that would even work, but I can still hope. )

It's been heavily hinted that the fourth wall was in Jake's sylladex, and because that was a psyche-out, that makes it likely that the time capsule contains it instead.

[recalcitrantIre]

Did everyone forget the whole thing about Eridan giving Jade the code for Ahab's Crosshairs? She alchemized it normally, and its on the battleship now so it could just be a really long loop, not really a juju type thing

[mysteriousOutsider]

So, has it been hinted in the past whats in the capsle now? Because I honestly can't remember. (But I hope and it's Vriska and Tavros. I don't know how that would even work, but I can still hope. )

aha

xqz, add Team FSU (w/ Pirate Ship) to the list!