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    Trollslum 10: Index for fantroll profiles

    Spriting and character building resources are in the third post! The fantroll index can be found in the fourth post.

    The full index (all trolls, even those from more than a year ago) can be found here.



    Welcome to the Trollslum 8.5, we're retconning Matoes 10: Under Old Management.

    This is the 10th iteration of the Trollslum, a place dedicated to organizing and showcasing fantroll profiles, as well as a hub for fantroll creation resources. This place should be your first and last stop when creating your OC! All fantrolls posted here, as well as in previous Trollslums (9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1) are indexed and linked for everyone's convenience.

    In other words, this is where you post your troll profile.

    When in the Trollslum, though, please make sure to follow these simple rules (note: they're mostly based off past Trollslum rules as well as the ones set in this thread.)



    Know where to post.
    This thread is for posting fantroll profiles. Nobody's going to arrest you, but please, avoid going into tangential discussions and/or idle conversation. If you have a message to someone, take it to private messages. If you need a critique, we have a thread for that. There is also a nice Gen Chat thread where you can take your thoughts.

    Know what to post.
    Please clearly label your troll's details so I won't miss them! The barest minimum is posting your troll's name, trolltag, and blood color (preferably in hex). I will not add them to the index without any of these information.

    All else is up to you -- sprites are not required! And no pressure to write uber long profiles; short ones are totes fine.



    Be polite.
    You do not have the license to insult or demean anyone's effort. If you think that the design could use more work, please inform the creator politely and constructively, instead of just telling them that their work is "wrong".

    There are no wrong or right ways to RP.
    A character breaks canon rules? Black blood? Two dad lusii??? Don't harass them over it! It's all in the name of RP and fun, and respecting different ways of doing this is paramount to not being dicks.



    Be sensible.
    Forum-wide rules are still applicable to everyone! So yes, no trolling, no porn, no promotion of illegal activities and so on. In addition, always respect the mods. Actually, you know what, just plain respect everyone.

    With all of that said, the most important thing of all is to really just...

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    Re: Trollslum 10: Oh No, Not Again



    zzz no

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    Re: Trollslum 10: Oh No, Not Again

    AWESOME RESOURCES
    Please use them, especially the sprite sheet.

    Sprite Base Sheet - Head [Image]
    Sprite Base Sheet - Body [Image]
    ^^^ These are the most up to date instance of the sprite sheet!! Please use it!! ^^^

    OTHER BASE SPRITES

    Adult sprites [Image]
    Alterniabound sprites


    IMPS, ENEMIES, MACHINERY FOR SGRUB


    KINGS, QUEENS, AND GRIST


    ^^^ thanx to homie-g fishman 4 this ^^^

    EVEN MORE SPRITE SHEETS [site]

    TUTORIALS ON FANTROLL CREATION

    Paradoxette's Complete Guide to Fantroll Spriting [Image]
    Metaflare's Quick and Easy Guide to Fantroll Spriting [Image]
    Scintillating Moniker's Complete Guide to Writing Profiles [Image]
    TR's Guide to Making Good AND Canon-friendly Fantrolls [Post]
    Guide to Making a Cohesive Fantroll [Image]


    Miscellaneous

    Sweeps-to-Years Calculator [Site]
    Troll Name generator [Site]
    Canon troll blood colors [Image]

    SAMPLE PROFILE


    If you think I've missed a helpful resource, kindly inform me through a PM. Thanks!
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    Re: Trollslum 10: Oh No, Not Again

    THE FANTROLL INDEX
    Last update: Post 66 of Trollslum 10, echoDislocation.

    The fantrolls posted here are all from Trollslum 8 or newer only. Looking for older profiles? Check the master index [site] hosted on the fyeahfantrolls tumblr.

    Updates will be rolled out weekly. Please be patient. Never hide or omit the trolltag, and the bloodcolor* if you want to be added. If there has been any mistake, please inform me through a PM.

    *Explicitly typing it out is not necessary (though very much preferred) but your trolls needs to have at least a shirt symbol or any other relevant item on their person that bears their bloodcolor.

    Tags arranged alphabetically by initials:

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    Re: Trollslum 10: Oh No, Not Again (Still Way Cooler Than Chumroll)



    Your name is Cordia Sobect, an eight sweep old indigo-blooded troll.

    You are a troll that does not like being excluded from groups, especially the ELITE kinds. You've wormed your way into many cliques and teams just because they were there and you weren't in them. You rarely care about exactly what such clubs are about often feigning interest by LYING, sometimes compulsively so. The only ones that really interest you on a personal level are the SECRET CULTS and conspiracies that surely must be pulling the strings of the empire. Their seeming non-existence just confirms their exclusivity. Because of this lifestyle you FAKE interest in many subjects and hobbies with few to truly call your own.

    While juggling so many commitments and lies might be difficult, you rarely stay in a particular group for long. The same jealously that causes you to join them often leads you to try to break them up from the inside with interpersonal drama or intercaste STRIFE. When executed right you find it hilarious to watch and you like to think you are responsible for the breaking up several relationships. You sometimes come across TRUE BELIEVERS in the social circles you travel in too. Having nothing you believe in yourself to find SOLACE in you find yourself driven to shake the foundations of their faith out of resentment. You're sure there must be something out there that would make sense of all the CONFUSION in the universe but you haven't found it yet and teeter towards NIHILISM.

    Your bilecrocodile lusus has done little to change your behaviour and you do little to control her. Your relationship extends only to offering ritually prepared organs and watching her terrorise the neighbourhood on her own accord. That is your preferred method of MAYHEM afterall: being able to sit back and watch it all unfold.

    You're a fast fighter with bolasKind and have great aim. Your trolltag is ontologicalRiposte and {you talk in short, snapping fragments, …, you avoid long, complex sentences too}

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    Re: Trollslum 10: Oh No, Not Again (Still Way Cooler Than Chumroll)

    >Be the one that looks like troll Thanksgiving.

    \/\/ell, I dinnae kno\/\/ a6oot that...

    Your name is TATTIE BHOGAL, you are 7 SWEEPS old and holy mother grub are you BORED.

    Your HIVE was built out in the country, in what subsequently became the center of vast swathes of CULTIVATED FARMLAND. You now LIVE OFF YOUR CROPS, although your lusus does most of the work while you STARE off any wandering squawkbeasts that come close. As such, you rarely ever see OTHER TROLLS and have become something of an INVOLUNTARY RECLUSE. You have tried your hand at a variety of hobbies including SEWING, PSYCHOLOGY and MEDICINE to pass the time, but unfortunately you have failed miserably at all of them. You will always, however, be proficient at STARING, usually at other people.

    Your limited experience with other people has made you somewhat IMPRESSIONABLE. You tend to AVOID CONFLICT, which usually involves AGREEING WITH EVERYONE. You are a little GULLIBLE and have difficulty understanding (and using) SARCASM. Sometimes you like to pretend that you have special psychic STARING powers that allow you to see VISIONS OF DOOM in the future, although this is usually just your IMAGINATION acting up after too long with nothing to do on the hivefarm and no one to talk to but COWDAD. You feel somewhat CHEATED by the fact that you WORK HARD only to have no psychic powers, mediocre resistance, and barely any clout in society, while everyone else gets the cool stuff by merit of BEING BORN. Sometimes you feel that both sides of the hemospectrum have got it better than the green bloods in the middle. Of course, you would never say that out loud, in order to AVOID CONFLICT.

    Despite the fact that you are approaching the age when it is time to think about your FUTURE as an ADULT, you have no MOTHERNUBBING IDEA what that future looks like. You suppose you could be a PLANETATION MANAGER, one of those trolls that oversees the slaves on conquered planets deemed unfit for troll habitation. Someone has to feed the intergalactic army, after all. A life of lonely managerial work is comforting in its familiarity, but somewhere deep down you hunger for change.

    You enjoy a large collection of DUMPY HATS, although, due to the length of your horns, you find them very difficult to put on and go through them rather quickly. The same applies to your collection of SHIRTS, which is why you tend to wear the same OUTFIT for LONG PERIODS AT A TIME. There are very few people around to COMPLAIN about the STINK, though, except COWDAD, who could easily outmatch you in SMELL if he felt like it. Speaking of your lusus...

    COWDAD has always been there for you. He imbued you with a sense of HONOR and PERSEVERANCE, taught you the value of HARD WORK, and is full of WHOLESOME ADVICE like “the direct approach is best,” although this concept took several bilunar perigees of bellowing and pantomime to teach. All the same, you couldn’t ask for a better lusus. You don’t know what you would do without him, and if anyone were to threaten COWDAD, that would be one of the few things that would be guaranteed to FLIP YOUR SHIT, although he’s certainly big enough to handle himself.

    However, like you, COWDAD is not terribly bright. Both of you have some trouble with basic math. (Your TROLLTAG resulted from your unfortunate belief that OCTAGONS have SIX SIDES. At first, you had thought you were rather CLEVER.) This has more than once lead to some ruthless troll swindling you out of your rightful pay, although you don’t mind losing the money terribly. There isn’t much use for it out here. After all, what more could a young troll want in his life but a LOVE FROM HIS LUSUS and HARD WORK, OUT OF DOORS? You have large quantities of both.

    Your fetch modus is the HARVEST MODUS. It’s easy enough to store things, but if you withdraw anything from any card, the rest scatter and implant themselves in the ground, and it takes hours of back-breaking work to dig them up again. The inconvenience helps pass the time, and, after all, a troll is WORTH THE SWEAT ON HIS OWN CARTILAGE NUB.

    Your trolltag is octagonScarecrow and \/\/hile you often do your 6est to sound dignified, sometimes you slip into your accent, ye ken.


    TL;DR
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    Re: Trollslum 10: Oh No, Not Again (Still Way Cooler Than Chumroll)

    > Be the violent, deranged stoner.
    ComE NoW, ThaT SeemS A BiT RudE, MotherfuckeR.
    > Be the devout follower of the messiahs.
    ThaT SoundS BetteR, MotherfuckeR.


    Your name is Wexlen Vatlur. You are 8 sweeps old, and you are an indigo-blood.

    You are a bit unstable, and would be on Earth considered Bi-Polar, if Earth was a planet that existed. During your good moods, you are an extremely good natured and friendly fellow. You are very social and outgoing, and are quite the talker. When you have a bad swing, however, you become incredibly violent and unfriendly, as if you go into some kind of terrible trance. You take sopor capsules to keep your swings less frequent.

    You are a devout follower of the Subjuggulator cult, and follow it to a point. You take extreme amounts of sopor, unusually high even for a subjuggulator, and are prone to extreme amounts of violence. Due to the sopor though, you are generally a relaxed and goofy guy. Other than getting high, one of your favorite things to do is stargaze. You'll sit outside and watch the stars for hours on your end with your lusus, not caring about the world. That brings us to your lusus. He is a odd Turtle/Lizard/Amphibian hybrid. He'll lay out on the patio with you while you zone out. Your hive is a beachside castle, with many outdoor spaces and lots of outdoor views. Your strife specubi is Jokerkind, but as a backup you use Bowkind. That's another one of your hobbies, is archery. While it may have some negative effects when you don't take sopor, there's something about a precise shot that can make you feel good and calm. If you were to play a certain catastrophic game, you would become the Knight of Rage, in the Land of Slime and Calm.

    Your trolltag is conciseCometgazer, and you TenD TO EmphasizE ThE BeginninG AnD EndS OF YouR WordS.

    TL;DR
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    >Be the diffident and mysterious troll.

    Your name is NARANE EUNE, you are 6 SWEEPS OLD dark red blood troll.

    You are a really serious troll, with serious INTERESTS. That's why because you DON'T HAVE TIME for the stupid things your friends tell you. You are always DIFFIDENT to trolls you don't know, and that's why you always ask they PERSONAL INFORMATIONS like name, age, etcetera. You always want to make sure they aren't SPIES or people that are MANIPULATORS, because you've already messed TWO TIMES with one person like that and you DON'T SERIOUSLY NEED to experience this again. Your friends, if you can call them like that, consider you a lot SARCASTIC sometimes, wich offends them, but you don't really CARE at all.

    Sometimes after all your SERIOUSNESS you begin to be a lot PESSIMISTIC, and that's a negative thing of YOURS, because being pessimistic is obviously not the best thing. Your "friends" always tell you that maybe it's because YOU'RE ALWAYS SERIOUS and blah blah blah SHIT like that, or maybe worse, because of your BLOOD GRADUATION. Yes, because in fact you are of LOWER PEASANTRY blood troll; your blood color is SLIGHTLY DARK RED. But at tall you CONTINUE tell them that's not because of THIS or either, because YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK about your blood color. You also think that the people created the HEMOSPECTRUM with graduation have done a COMPLETE BULLSHIT, because it's no use to anyone. Even your LUSUS, Seamonstermom, thinks this.

    Your relation with your lusus is YES AND NO, because she is BIG AS HELL and because she has got an incredibly SMALL BRAIN. Sometimes you want to ask her WHERE IS HER BRAIN. You rarely fight each other, because she is DAMN CALM and you prefer SHE REMAINS LIKE THAT. You don't really need her to get ANGRY. Nope, because it would be A WASTE OF COMPLETE TIME and SHIT. She always tries to educate you to don't SWEAR. But JEGUS, are you 2 sweeps old or what!? You don't need such maternal love now, YOU NEEDED IT IN PAST, but now okay that's it. You're perfectly auto-self.

    Speaking of wich other troll also bear you because of your LAST NAME, because it isn't 6 WORDS LONG like OTHER TROLLS do. And honestly for you THEY CAN GO TO HELL. In cases they also INSIST LIKE FUCK so you have to use your trusty KNIFE for at least let them GO AWAY from you or they can happily get KILLED. Not that you're this aggressive but hey, if someone annoys you, what can you do? But you also have your SHOTGUN so well yes. You can STAY CALM and keep distance from these bullies much long time. In cases they appear like "HEY YOU LOWBLOOD YOU MUST OBEY ME" and just BANG, done, or STAB, done, dead, no worries. As already said you're not THAT AGGRESSIVE. Well, maybe a bit.

    Your apparition to other Alternian is "MYSTERIOUS"; you don't always want to TALK about your personal things, REALLY, who would listen to them? You have TOO MUCH things to say. You don't really NEED to say them to others, by the way, it's PERSONAL STUFF, for Gog's sake. Also when they ask your lusus you DON'T REALLY NEED TO TALK ABOUT IT because she's INCREDIBLY HUGE and GIGANTIC. She barely can STAY in water. OCEAN isn't enough for her but oh well. AND for feed her you also NEED TO SEARCH for other lusus sometimes. It's quite embarassing also because they're other trolls' LUSII. It doesn't feel quite right, and you feel guilty. And sometimes you feel like you're NOT THE ONLY ONE having a gigantic lusus.

    Your NOT-SO-MANY INTERESTS are reading, being SERIOUS, to meditate, and you can also predict (sort of) FUTURE, crack your friends' BULLSHITS, argue about IMPORTANT and SECRET THINGS, relax, eating, running, exploring, SURF THE WEB. You do not have much INTERESTS. Most of them are also NO USE. But you prefer to catalogue them as interests. Bluh.

    Your trolltag is aerobicAragonian and you sørt øf crack søme wørds. but whø cares theyre just fucking wørds før gøgs sake. (¬_¬) yøu tend alsø tø reþresent yøur hørns using þarenthesis in a very seriøus way.

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    Your name is LINDAT NAROID. You're a little over 7 SWEEPS. You don't really CARE A LOT. Most of the times, it's actually because you FORGET a lot of stuff. You like to play GAMES with a lot of STORY and BUILDING things, although you kind of suck at it. You get easily BORED and find entertainment in making ANNOYING JOKES and acting like you think that you're superior to the rest. You can be kind of an ASSHOLE, though you still value your friends. You get pretty MAD when stuff doesn't go the way you want it to go. You have BOUGHT SEVERAL NEW OBJECTS because you broke them in anger.

    You know that you're sort of highblood. You find it annoying when other highbloods say that you shouldn't get along with lowbloods so much. You don't even get what being highblood means! Or you forgot it again.
    You like to chat with others, but you feel like others don't really like to chat with you some of the time.

    You use a SPEARKIND STRIFE SPECIBUS. You just love your electro-spear. It's this big stick loaded with electricity, and to finish it, a nice spear point on it that you made. Putting it on was hell. Mostly because you forgot to turn off the electricity going through it several times. Your electro-spear is also one of the items that you never broke out of anger. You just love it too much.

    You use the ELECTRO SYLLADEX. When you captchalogue an item, it will be put in an offline card. To get it out, you need to power it again. You can guess it's easy enough to use when you have your electro-spear, but you've had times that you managed to captchalogue it and had to find another electricity source to get it out again. Or that you got to close to an electric field and everything just jumped out of you sylladex.

    Your hive is near the water, but just so far away from it that you don't really have to bother a lot with the ocean monsters. It's a pretty big mess, mostly because you always forget to put stuff away. You have a big generator and lightning conductor on your roof to keep yourself supplied with electricity.

    You dream on this golden planet that people call Prospit you guess.
    Your Ancestor was known as Voltager Coutomics. He supplied the highbloods with electricity for their creations and such. He's your hero. Man, you wish you were like him.
    When entering the game, you got into the land of Voltage and Abyss. The whole land is populated by Iguanas. Apparently, you'll be the SEER of VOID. You have no idea what that means though. You just think it's some silly nonsense.

    Your trolltag is alchemicIrritator, anD yoU talK aloT oF trasH wheN chattin9, mostlY tO masK youR for9etfulnesS.

    And a crapload of talksprites


    TL;DR



    Now I just hope that I finally posted in the right thread
    I also think that I should update his horns on his normal sprite to go along with the talksprites...
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    >Be the one girl with unkempt hair

    Really??

    >Ok be Scarface.

    That'sa bit rude!


    Ya think they won't notice the scar?


    Your name Is VEZUVA PUTORI and after 7 sweeps on Alternia, not much has changed. You still have the same blood color. A Moderate Cerulean. Granted it’s not nobility, but who would want to be one of those trolls?
    At this point you could really care less about other trolls. That doesn’t mean you can’t TALK with them every once and awhile. You have a few good friends, most are green blooded, but that doesn’t really mean anything. They just happen to be the most OPEN MINDED trolls that you’ve met. You respect the Hemospectrum, but are neither a full supporter nor a complete disobeyer. That kind of attitude would have gotten you CULLED a long time ago. You guess you’re pretty mellow, though you might have way to much energy. That’s probably brought on by your LUSUS. Ferretmom. She’s FAST and SNEAKY. You don’t even want to count the number of times you’ve lost an item to her. Perhaps you shouldn’t have built your HIVE like it is. Then again you wouldn’t be the coolest troll around without it.

    Your HIVE is unique for most blue bloods as instead of being a tall inspiring Castle, it’s underground and hidden except for exit tunnels that lead to the surface. Ferretmom tends to like this as she can go wherever and whenever. It’s a VAST underground complex that has many empty rooms with tunnels that connect them. Seriously you let your mind go WILD when you were just a grub. Sometimes you wonder if it was worth it. To be brash, your LUSUS taught you a few skills that are handy in your FLARP sessions. As ferretmom was so good at SNEAKING around and being generally THEIF LIKE, you learned the trade. You’re as sneaky as a troll can get. On many FLARP campaigns the other troll only had a second before you finished them. That is if you ever get to the other troll. You sometimes got over exited and let yourself get noticed. Good thing you can abscond well.

    As far as weapons go, CLAWS seem to be best suited to you. As such you use the clawKind Specibus. You love your claws. They let you to kill many things and to also Grief with Ferretmom from time to time. Speaking of your LUSUS… She won’t let you cut your hair. Despite your Complaints she demands you keep it long. Perhaps you’ll find out one day why she wants it long. However the next time you manage to get away, you’re going to have to CUT a few locks of hair off. Surely she won’t notice.

    Your Fetch Modus is the Array Modus. It’s so much simpler this way. Seriously why all those other trolls have to have such complicated modus is just ABSURD to you. You can access anything you need so it’s very very USEFUL. You don’t have very many HOBBIES beside Sneaking, FLARPing, and talking with your friends online. You suppose there shouldn’t be that many hobbies. You are a simple troll after all. You also don't like being asked about the Scar. It's simple to leave it as your LUSUS got a bit rowdy a few sweeps ago.

    If you were to ever play Sgrub you would be the Sylph of Void from the Land of Chains and Spheres. Your Trolltag is mustelaCicatrice. You type fairly clear and precise except whena word is followed by an 'a'. You also tend to end your sentences with a representation of Ferretmom. expressed as - ^oVo^


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    Re: Trollslum 10: Oh No, Not Again (Still Way Cooler Than Chumroll)

    >Become PW, post a troll.

    >Be the seadweller traitor
    :Oi, shrimp, i'm nO: traitOr!
    >Okay, then be the 'pond'-dweller
    damn straight, asshOle.



    Your name is ZERATH WEELER and you are a 7.7 SWEEP OLD SEA DWELLER who LIVES ON LAND. You have made your HIVE, a massive AWESOME castle, near a pond. Your LUSUS is probably far too weak for the sea anyway due to its getting old. You ride around on a MOTORIZED TWO WHEEL DEVICE, or as you highbloods refer to them, A MOTORBIKE. Your HOBBIES include, but are not limited to the following; SHAVING, MOTORIZED VEHICLES, TRAVELLING ALTERNIA and KICKING THE ASSES OF UNWORTHY CRIMINALS AND SCUMBAGS. Which is damn near everyone in your eyes if nobody watches their step. To go with this, you have a STRONG SENSE OF JUSTICE, and sometimes it is TOO STRONG and it horribly clouds your judgement, making you seem like a MASSIVE TOOLBOX.

    But why do you live on land? Because every sea-dweller you ever happened to come across is a WIMPY and SHELTERED LITTLE SHRIMP. You DETEST this, you HATE IT SO MUCH that you decided to up and ditch those assholes, take your lusus (A somewhat feeble old shrimp-lion) and live on land in your AMAZING LANDCASTLE. Not that land-dwellers are any better, being lowly scum and all, but at least a large number of them have the guts to defend themselves. Speaking of things you hate, you hate it when NOBODY realizes you have a BUZZCUT and are NOT BALD. It isn't at all your fault that you're VERY TALENTED at using a shaver.

    You have a weird way of being KIND to SOME individuals. They have to be able to stand up for themselves and present some level of being TOUGH Otherwise you're just an ANTAGONISTIC PRICK to people. To you, being tough IS NOT going around picking fights and being a megalomaniac psychopath. To you, being tough is KNOWING WHAT TO DO if you're in deep shit or when you have emotional troubles. Even so, you seem to have more faith in trolls that are in between OLIVE GREEN and INDIGO. You have next to no faith in seadwellers or trolls BELOW olive green. As a result, it is HARD for you to stand individuals OUTSIDE of this portion of the spectrum. There have been a few exceptions to this, one of which is a yellowblood that you know works very hard, and VERY few seadwellers. By that you mean around about six seadwellers, including yourself.

    Your MAIN STRIFE SPECIBUS is the somewhat inconvenient MTRBIKEKIND. Somewhat inconvenient for whatever hapless shithead were to cross you at least. You're a grand slam pro at riding the thing, and you've tuned it up to work like a charm. Your SECOND strife specibus is TIREKIND, less threatening, but still mildly efficient. Your FETCH MODUS is GLOVEBOX, Its alright, you suppose. Its kind of small, with a max of around 13 cards. Not that you carry much shit around anyway.

    If you ever bothered to stay in one place for an extended period of time, besides for resting and ended up playing a really KICKASS VIDEOGAME on your husktop, you would be the BRAVE OF RAGE and you would traverse the LAND OF GASOLINE AND HIGHWAYS, with some BADASS CROWS to help you on your travels.

    Whenever you bother to sign into trollian, you use the trolltag highwayHooligan and :ObviOusly, yOu type in a way that shOws :Off yOur experiance as a mechanic and by extensiOn, a biker dude.
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    Re: Trollslum 10: Oh No, Not Again (Still Way Cooler Than Chumroll)

    >Be the scarred douchebag
    hheyy, tthhatt'ss nott vverryy nicce.
    >Fine. Be the eclectic seadweller.
    tthhatt'ss bbetttterr.



    Your name is SKRAAB CHYLYT, and you are 8 SWEEPS OLD. You are a SEADWELLER, so you are high up on the HEMOSPECTRUM. Not TYRIAN level, but right below it, so you’re still royalty. You have a few INTERESTS including building SCALE MODELS, preferably war machines. Another thing you enjoy is MINING for jewels. Most others think it’s odd that a seadweller likes something so land based, but frankly you don’t really like having to be in the water. Your hair gets all messed up and it irritates your SCARS. Oh right, you should probably mention that. You sustained a massive amount of damage from an explosion when you were younger, resulting in you getting a lot of scars and a few metal plates grafted on. Those are waterproof of course, but they do restrict swimming. The incident killed your matesprit and left you in a state of depression for a few sweeps. You barely left your hive, and didn’t trust anyone.
    There’s also COOKING. You’ve only been interested in it for a little while; you started after your accident. The same logic applies to your JUGGLING abilities. You only do that since it's something to do by yourself. One of your friends got you into FLARPING a little while ago. You figured it was a good way to blow off some steam, so you decided to try it out. Your main weapons when you flarp are a shotgun and throwing knives. On account of being a seadweller, you have a lot of money, so you don't have to be a thief. Your HIVE is half underwater and half above land. The above ground area is where you mostly stay, and the underwater part is mostly for you LUSUS to come in. Your LUSUS is a large Leatherback Shellbeast that you often ride around when you don’t want to swim. He’s very kind to you and pretty calm most of the time, but unfortunately not very fast on land, being a shellbeast and all. You have no problem with the CASTE SYSTEM, but you don’t like abusing your power. Lowbloods should know their place, but they deserve some respect. Because of your accident as a wriggler, you’re lest trustworthy of them, so you carry a stiletto and a pistol when you go out, for self defense. You mostly travel by HOVERBOARD, mainly because you get sore if you walk too much.

    Your Trolltag is fangDiplomacy and yyou ssppeak wwitthh a bbitt of a nerrvvouss ssttutttterr.

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    Your name is LOKRAS BASKAL. Some trolls (well, a lot of trolls) consider you to be KIND OF A DICK. You have existed on Alternia for a little over NINE SWEEPS. You tend not to get along well with others, even people you like. You don't shout much, but you curse LIKE A GODDAMN SAILOR. Your lusus is a SEA SERPENT, and he's kind of cool you guess. When you speak, your quirks make you replace +he + and +he § in word§, and your trolltag is serpentineGnashing.

    You are NOT FUCKING SPECIAL, nor do you want to be. In fact, the idea of 'being special' MAKES YOU WANT TO VOMIT FESTERING GRUBSCUM. You do not GIVE A SHIT about the hemospectrum or any of it's associated SOCIETAL CRAP, but for the record your blood is LIME GREEN. You gave up (or at least put off) FILLING UP YOUR QUADRANTS for as long as you can because the idea of romance KIND OF MAKES YOU SICK, even though you have RED feelings for a CERTAIN SOMEONE.

    YOU HAVE NO MENTAL POWERS or any of that dumb shit, but you are notably VERY PHYSICALLY STRONG, even though you don't take advantage of it. YOU ARE CONSIDERED PRETTY GODDAMN INTELLIGENT, but you have the EMOTIONAL SPECTRUM of a GODDAMN JUVENILE.

    YOU ARE STILL NOT SPECIAL.


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    WEEKLY ROUNDUP: 8/06/12 EDITION

    This week we had 9 trolls posted!

    1. Blank's indigo Cordia Strife, F
    2. Kwihil's barf green Tattie Bhogal and our TROLL OF THE WEEK, M
    3. Tac's indigo Wexlen Vatlur, M
    4. nightmareMonster's dark red Narane Eune, F
    5. mempol's blue Lindat Naroid, M
    6. Darkblood's cerulean Vezuva Putori, F
    7. probableWizardry's seadweller Zerath Weeler, M
    8. Hpboy7's seadweller Skraab Chylyt (what a mouthful!), M
    9. mfgreth's green Lokras Baskall, M


    Our most common blood caste was a tie between indigo and seadwelling hues! This week had a male bias with five guys to three chicks.

    That's all for now, folks, I'll see you in a week with another WEEKLY ROUNDUP.

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    He's got a much better profile over here ==>>http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread...=1#post6624738

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    Be the automatized douche with ridiculously frivolous ideals

    Thickth and thoneth can't hurt thith 8adath right here ~:<:~



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    ==> Be the awkward slightly dangerous clam... i mean troll




    Your name is FENIUS EURVIO and you are 7.38 sweeps old, sea dweller who lives in a hive built in a reef with her CLAM lusus, Mother of Pearl.
    To be perfectly TRUTHFUL your lusus intimidates you with her beauty and can sometimes make you feel a little worthless, you counteract this by striving to be the best at everything although this has led to an obvious lack of SOCIAL SKILLS.
    One of your hobbies to bury yourself is WEAPONS and the practising it takes to master them and you could spend all your time training but you have better things to do like finding pearls to make jewellery to fed your lusus’s insatiable hunger for them.
    You do not really care for any of the normal social issues on Alternia like politics and the hemospectrum considering yourself too busy to dabble in any of that ruckus.
    ooo you tend to speak in a way like your jewellery ooo
    ooo with some references to clams when possible ooo


    Name: Fenius Eurvio
    Gender: Female
    Blood: light purple
    Age: 7.38
    Strife Specibus: Whip kind
    Lusus: Mother of Pearl
    Quirk: Starts and ends sentances with three ‘o’s

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    Your name is ALORIE FAERIE and you are 7.38 sweeps old. You are quite the CHEERY person which is a stark constrast to your MOIRAIL who you think could use a little more socialisation. Sadly, he has only filled one quadrant; the one that you share with him. But enough about your cranky Moirail lets here more about you. You are a bright and playful person, you refuse to let ANYONE get you down. Screw the HATERS. In your free time you enjoy painting and endeavours of a MUSICAL sort, you don’t have any musical instruments as you don’t have the FUNDS to pay for one, however you will make music out of just about ANY object that you can find.

    When you aren’t sitting around trying to make as much noise as possible you enjoy spending your time out in NATURE a lot of people say that you are watching the grass grow but listening to the BREATH of the land just makes you happy beyond belief.

    Your trolltag is sunnyConundrum and you speak rather excitedly which uften results in misprunuunciatiuns uf wurds, it tends to be a verii big problem fur yuu.


    Name: Alorie Faerie
    Gender: Female
    Age: 7:38
    Blood: Brown
    Strife Specibus: Marble Kind
    Lusus: Monkey
    Quirk: Replaces o's with u's and y's with ee or i (only when y is at the end of a word though)
    Trolltag: sunnyConundrum
    Quadrants: Draxel Akorus
    There is- one simple fact in life that you must know I can see you, but you may not always be able to see me Now tell me, how does that make. you. feel.?

    Trolltag: rancorousCarnage

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    >Be the finless seadweller
    Yep. Just rub it in, why don’t yer. I understand it’s a big fucken deal, so that don’t mean it’s the only thing abo-
    >Shut up.

    Your name is Abioye Kersey and you are a purpleblood. And yes, you are in fact a seadweller, albeit very low on that side of the spectrum. You’re pretty tired of other trolls thinking that you’re not just because you are severely lacking in the fins department. The jokes get pretty damn old after a while.

    Your trolltag is acrimoniousExtravagance and yer accent is pretty harsh sounden, and sometimes yer tend ter get a lil’ long-winded, but that ain’t yer fault.


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    ===> Be hated



    Your name is Chiron Cronus and you are currently 8 sweeps old and you live wherever you run although you find shelter in caves when the sun is up and you don’t seem to have a lusus.
    Well of course you don’t have a lusus! You were the product of some scientists experiment… I think she stole you when you were a grub and you don’t know how this makes you feel, as she brought you up and hid your monstrous mutated behind from being culled.
    She visits you as much as possible to track the experiment with reports and tables, which is nice and civil. Sometimes she talks to you about how higher bloods are evil and only want to destroy things… you don’t know if she is hinting that she hates you or that she expects you to go crazy.
    Your mutation allows you to run REALLY REALLY FAST which is useful for avoiding culling which has aided in your survival as well as your killer back kick.
    You understand that most other trolls will hate and taunt you for your mutation, but you have decided not to care because this is who you are and there is no changing that, no matter how much they whine.
    You have some skills in medicine, all natural of course as you don’t have any place to get supplies you also enjoy teaching and being civilised although your mutation is a physical contradiction to this.
    You have no quadrants filled although you don’t really understand the concept as the scientists has not brought up the subject thus far, although you have some knowledge from the books you read in the lab when you were young.

    NAME: Chiron Cronus
    AGE: 8 sweeps
    GENDER: Male
    BLOOD COLOUR: dark blue (hue 154)
    LUSUS: N/A
    STRIFE SPECIBUS: hoof kind
    QUIRK: c’s are in capitals and like to point them out > with an arrow head
    TROLLTAG: demigodDigits
    ABILITES: Them hooves are not just for walking he can reach some sweet speeds on them horse legs

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    Re: Trollslum 10: Dreads Are Back In Style with TotW Tattie Bhogal!

    also i am the 16th one here

    ==> Be the bipolar chameleon chick



    That's a little crude, but okay.
    Your name is CHAMAE PUMILU, and you are 6 sweeps old as of now. Boy do you fucking love LIZARDS. You dream of being a SCIENTIST who studies these reptiles someday. Your blood is almost the same color as their scales, an OLIVE GREEN. You honestly don't give a shit about the caste system. You try to become friends with trolls of all bloods. You also have really IMPRESSIVE HORNS that look to you like CHAMELEON TAILS. Or, used to have impressive horns. Once, a lizard-mander that lived on planet used its tongue to slash one of them clean off.

    Your lusus is a MUTANT CHAMELEON, about 4x the size of an actual one, named PARDAL. You love that guy to death. In fact, during that close encounter with the lizard-mander, this little guy saved you from impending doom, while getting a scar under his eye in the process. Right now, he's keeping your weapon of choice safe for you. You wield the RACKETKIND strife specibus. You're pretty good at wacking things with it.

    Like any good troll, you have a variety of INTERESTS. You enjoy PLAYING TENNIS and HACKING TROLLTUBE ACCOUNTS and posting bucket videos on them. You also STUDY the specimens on your planet and MIX RANDOM CHEMICALS for fun. You enjoy listening to BARELY KNOWN BANDS and HARDCORE RAP. You are also on TROLLIAN a lot, but never really have the guts to troll anyone. You've practiced before, and you know you can do it, but you just don't have the guts.

    You have an ATTITUDE ISSUE. You are EXTREMELY BIPOLAR, and can get really ANGSTY and IRRITATATED. Then, in a flash, you can become BUBBLY and IMPETUOUS again. It's weird like that, and you can't stand it. This affects the way you type sometimes. That gets irritating too. Basically, you get irritated a lot and then go and twirl around in circles all carefree-like.

    Your trolltag is scalyHerpetologist, and you type ( wiTh jusT @ biT of zesT @T The end of senTences~ ) \__ Currently, none of your quadrants are filled. You also play SGRUB. Your planet, which was previously mentioned, is the LAND OF LIZARDS AND FORESTS, and your God Tier title is the SAGE OF BLOOD. You also believe you have an ancestor known as THE COLORFUL. She was pretty badass, and you aspire to be like her.




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    >Be the depressed seadweller.



    Your name is RASREI VERBIS, you are SIX SWEEPS old and to be honest you just don’t CARE anymore. To you, every day is a grind, you got sick of everything the day your LUSUS almost got killed by some inconsiderate IDIOT trying to feed their own LUSUS, and there are quite unsurprisingly quite a few of those types of TROLLS around your part. . You have also often been subjected to hurting JEERS due to your strangely curving teeth; which curve outwards instead of in. You strongly but platonically hate all of the IDIOTS that say things about your teeth. You basically dislike everything about yourself, you have very, very POOR self-esteem.
    Most of your day consists of finding new PLACES to hide your LUSUS whom you refer to as OCTOMOM in an “AFFECTIONATE” way while you are up on land attending to YOUR OWN DAMN BUSINESS.
    You enjoy writing SAD POETRY in your spare time, although you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT, you take almost any opening to SHARE your PATHETIC poetry. You don’t wear your sign on your clothes rather you wear it suspended from a GOLD CHAIN that you wear around your neck.

    Your trollian handle is depressionsSlave and you speak in a v~ry qu~et m~nn~r ~ts alm~st a m~mble

    Name: Rasrei Verbis
    Age: Six Sweeps
    Handle: depressionsSlave
    Blood Colour: Purple
    Lusus: Octomom
    Quirk: replaces one or two vowels in a word with over two letters with ~
    Strife Specibus: frisbee kind

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    >Be The peacefull and Nervous one

    Your name is ELERKA ARGYROS, you are 6 SWEEPS OLD , you are quiet but loud at times. sometimes you think there's no one who understands you, but they are. Its just your not looking in the right direction.some,Think your heart is fulled with coldness. But really your a decent calm person. you found out you can make ryhmes, so you make songs. there often decent ,calming, but there is also a feeling that there's lonlyness. you tried poetry but you sadly gave up at it. even though there's many that HATE you, you still LOVE them. you woudnt HURT anyone if you had too. you have a KIND and CRAZY side. your CRAZY side is completly out of control. you only turn this way when someone actually hurt you bad. you wont be pushed around and be called names. you often talk alone because there no one who would want to hear your thoughts.your LUSUS is often away adventureing, so you cant talk to her often. when she is around you ask her for ADVICE and have a conversation.

    you have a joy to see living things grow and change. you expererment things often. you also draw, but your not very good at it.your blood color is a Light pasty green aND ¥0u TalK veRY NERvousLY aND quiET.


    Name: Elerka Argyros
    Age: Six Sweeps
    Handle:FreshA
    Blood Colour: Light pasty green
    Lusus: Big Anterlerd Deer
    Quirk: At the 2 end letter of the word, its captilzed
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    >Be the doctor

    8> Now that is not <ntir<ly tru<, is it..?

    >Be the bacteria entusiast.

    8> No n<<d to...Yuhuhuhu...Sugarcoat it...

    >Be the disturbing disease spreading sadist.

    8> Now w< ar< g<tting clos<r...Yuhuhuhuhu...


    Your name is OBITUS CONTAG, you are 8 SWEEPS OLD, your BLOOD COLOR is a LEAFY GREEN (#12a000") and the normal parts about you end there.

    You have a DEEP PASSION for BACTERIA, DISEASE and everything related. Those bastards to a FANTASTIC JOB. While you use the title "DOCTOR" every now and then, you prefer watching your "patients" SLOWLY GET SICKER AND SICKER, before ultimately DYING. You spend almost ALL OF YOUR TIME in the LAB in your HIVE, where you try to BREED and GROW your own SPECIES OF VIRUS AND BACTERIA. While this OBSESSION takes up most of your awake time, you also have a CREATIVE SIDE. You enjoy picking up RANDOM PIECES OF JUNK scattered around and gluing them into STATUES or MONUMENTS of different things. Or, well, that's what you INTEND to make anyway. In reality, they're just kind of DISTURBING METAL SCARECROWS that you put up in different parts of the SWAMP you live in.

    Oh yea, your HIVE is in a SWAMP. The place is warm, damp and dirty. OVERFLOWING with wonderful BACTERIA for you to analyze. You love the place, and so does your LUSUS, a three feet long EARTHWORM. It kind of just TUNNELS around underground, and has NEGLECTED YOU for pretty much your entire life, which is possibly why you ENDED UP AS YOU DID.

    Sadly, it seems that you're not IMMUNE to the many diseases you experiment with. Your body is pretty much a BREEDING STATION for every kind of BACTERIA you ever experimented with. By now, your FLESH has started to get eaten, or in short, you're ROTTING ALIVE. You fill the "beak" of your MASK, along with multiple hidden pockets in your CLOAK, with numerous forms of HERBS and SPICE in an attempt to HIDE THE SMELL. Other symptoms include BLOOD VESSELS popping open at random intervals, practically TOXIC BLOOD and loss of SKIN and HAIR. You're not going to survive to see your NINTH WRIGGLING DAY.

    Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is JARKIND. You throw jars containing your breeds of BACTERIA at the enemy. Hey, it works. If you're forced to fight in close quarters, your everpresent CANE will surely do the trick.

    Your TROLLTAG is beautifulInfection and 8> You always s<<m to stick your nos< wh<r< it do<sn't b<long...Yuhuhuhu..
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    Your name is SISARO LAVEUR and you're rather disappointing.

    Not that you think so yourself, but your RACCOON custodian begs to differ. You could have been SUAVE, you could have been SNEAKY, you could have been a TRICKSTER, a MASTER OF MISCHIEF even. You could have been a lot of things, though being of SOUND MIND you don't mind keeping all the mischief making to your OWN KITCHEN.

    Ever since you popped open the box of your QUEASY BAKE COOKERATOR as a wiggler, there was nothing you loved more. Coondad could try as he might, but couldn't HOPE pry you away from that toy... until you were tall enough to reach the REAL THING, anyway. You don't think your lusus can complain much about this, although it seems he prefers the neighboring hivestem's dumpster to your cooking. Whatever, you can't take things like this PERSONALLY, it's just part of his CHARACTER. It gives you more incentive to practice harder!

    Fantasizing about designing the most extravagant and EXPENSIVE cakes is nice, but recently you've been dying to branch out from your basic BAKING routine. Specifically, you've been trying recipes for SPICED WINE. Unfortunately, you can get a little too excited and sort of impatient so you end up drinking a lot of spiced GRAPE JUICE instead.

    Being unusually GOOD NATURED and overly TRUSTING has earned you TONS OF FRIENDS. Well, that's what you like to call them at least. You're often suckered into doing difficult chores for other trolls out of sheer politeness, but hey, that's cool! You're totally sure they'd return the favour someday and it's ALWAYS better to have more friends than enemies.
    Sometimes you DO get the feeling that your "friends" aren't as close as you think, but it's nothing a night of listening to your collection of JAZZ ALBUMS won't fix. Dwelling on all that sad stuff is SO not your style! Like Troll Van Morrison said; time is precious, not something you want to waste on bickering with others and feeling sorry for yourself. Fleet conscription is inevitable, it's only reasonable to want to enjoy the simple things before being strapped to a ships engine.(The higher-ups probably won't even let you listen to any Troll Van Morrison, either.)

    Now let's see, you're an uninteresting 8 sweeps of age and your CITRON GREEN blood puts you on the low side of the HEMOSPECTRUM. Your position could DEFINITELY be better, but you're thankful for not being any lower and don't intend on making waves. Being a LOWBLOOD, you have a minor yet useful PSYCHOKINETIC POWER. That is, you can move objects by concentrating on them. You've come a long way with your once weak power and you still haven't managed to lift anything too heavy, but by golly you're trying! The thing that makes it ESPECIALLY worthwhile is the really neat SCARF that you begged one of your less fair-weather friends to make for you. The ends resemble HANDS and while it isn't completely NECESSARY, it's made controlling your ability much easier. You barely take it off so it's become like a second pair of arms for you. One thing's for certain, it's made cooking a breeze and you've grown quite accustomed to holding a frying pan in this manner.

    Speaking of which, your strife specibus has been set to PANKIND which is pretty self explanatory. Fighting isn't really YOUR THING, so you kind of hope any aggressors would be too apathetic to start something with you. You've got some physical strength on your side, but you like to avoid getting your hands dirty, FABRIC or OTHERWISE.
    However, being RELATIVELY strong is a gift when dealing with your HIGH STRIKER fetch modus. This wonderful modus involves a lever-operated TOWER and PUCK with a BELL at the very top. In order to get an item, the lever needs to be struck with a blunt object hard enough for the puck to hit the bell. It's pretty simple, but larger objects require more force to retrieve. As of yet you haven't had ANY trouble with it.

    Your trolltag is calidHippocras and y⊙ur laid back an shit but y⊙u can get real fuckin excited s⊙metimes 8D



    TL;DR
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