Scratchproof

[nightmareMonster]

>HOLY FUCKING COW HOW THIS HAPPENED WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT!?
>Run to your bedroom, first your sister appears, and maybe try search a Strife specibus.
>You cannot trust everything.

[tiresiasArchivist]

Shit, you knew that mailbox seemed like it was getting unstable! Some maintenance this place has.
You duck inside your apartment before someone sees you.





But you've waited long enough. Let's open up this present!

[Kingleo]

> Unwrap the annual gift parcel, post-haste!

[tiresiasArchivist]

THE DAY AFTER I COME UP WITH A BROWSER FOR HOPE HUSSIE REVEALS THE CANON ONE. AIOFNAOWNWOAGNOWINGAWG

[tiresiasArchivist]

> Unwrap the annual gift parcel, post-haste!





You unwrap the annual gift parcel to reveal... a strife specibus?
Three small packages were also in there. You decide to open them all at once.

[tiresiasArchivist]

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You unwrap the three small boxes, which contain several CHERRY BOMBS, SHURIKEN, and BOLAS.
It's obvious your sister intends for you to allocate one of these to your strife specibus, but you don't know which one to go with! You decide to close your eyes and choose one at random.

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Ladies and gentlemen, vote now on what Rita uses to strife with! Voting will end at 1:00 PM, USA central time zone. That's in about 19 hours. No updates until then!!!

[TheTwok]

Cherry Bombs

[tiresiasArchivist]

Vote in the poll, please!

[Quiskiver]

Cherry Bombkind

[Kingleo]

What is this madness
How am I the only one to vote shurikens so far

[Magnum]

I was gonna vote shuriken, but I thought, that's gonna have too many votes and decided to pick something less of an obvious choice. Clearly I was wrong.

[Menen]

Cherry Bombs all the way

[Halfblood2000]

Cherry Bombs forevur

EDIT: I suggest you retcon her browser due to the recent update.

[tiresiasArchivist]

Already did on the MSPFA page. I'll get around to uploading the images here.

[meteorMirror]

... Can't we choose for the strife specibus of "Throwing Weapons"?. That would cover all of the weapons at hand since all of them are used by throwing them, though that would mean you would stay stuck at range for combat, not that it's a flaw in the beginning. Later on thought it would be better if she would find another strife specibus so she can add also some close range combat weapons to her arsenal.

[tiresiasArchivist]

... Can't we choose for the strife specibus of "Throwing Weapons"?. That would cover all of the weapons at hand since all of them are used by throwing them, though that would mean you would stay stuck at range for combat, not that it's a flaw in the beginning. Later on thought it would be better if she would find another strife specibus so she can add also some close range combat weapons to her arsenal.

But that would take away the feeling of DEMOCRACY!

Also it wouldn't be as interesting.

[nightmareMonster]

I voted for Shurikens.

[tiresiasArchivist]

Allocate cherry bombs to strife specibus.



You flip over the card and select "bombkind".



Then you allocate your cherry bombs to the card.

[GiovanH]

>Install Sburb Server on your computer. You know how long installations take, and you want to go find more explosives to allocate while it's running!

[Halfblood2000]

>Install Sburb Server on your computer. You know how long installations take, and you want to go find more explosives to allocate while it's running!

This. Get some dust and materials and let's go making bombs!

[meteorMirror]

> Captchalogue the two other weapon types, later on you might find some use to them. (Like making them fit into the bombkind and as such use them as weapons)

[tiresiasArchivist]

Install Sburb Server on your computer. You know how long installations take, and you want to go find more explosives to allocate while it's running!



Great idea! You draw and retrieve the beta and start installing it, after captchaloging the rest of those weapons.

[meteorMirror]

> While you go around hunting for explosive, why don't you reflect back to the day where your friend told you about the game and that you agreed with playing the game with him/her.

[GiovanH]

>Wait. While the installation proceeds, open up your browser, go to the official Sburb website, and see if there are any recommended patches you should be downloading. Then go look for explosives, and after that, do what MM said.

[tiresiasArchivist]

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What the fuck is this.